Chapter 153: Chrysanthemums, Balls, Eyeballs!
The artificial turf on the open ground was blown high by the air flow of the helicopter, and when the helicopter was still seven or eight meters above the ground, a few strong men jumped down laughing, and then in the driver's helpless gaze, more people jumped down like dumplings. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The empty boy who had lifted the soundproof barrier clicked his mouth, felt the ground trembling slightly, and said, "These barbarians are really rough and thick-skinned. ”
The physique of the empty boy is naturally strong compared to ordinary people, and he is short of a pair of red underwear to wear. But jumping down seven or eight meters away was still fine, which also made him feel a little scary.
Ange was a little eager to try, Tianji Stone improved him comprehensively, the increase in strength brought about a change in mentality, his blood was now faintly boiling, and he always wanted to destroy something.
The Void Boy looked at the origami and the bundle of Shinono that surrounded the two of them, and sighed, "Also, who will explain, what happened to them?" ”
Ange straightened his bow tie and said, "Miss Shinono's mechanical rabbit ears seem to have recorded some of the black history of Miss Origami, so the two sides negotiated in a cordial and friendly atmosphere." ”
The Void Boy watched a glowing cannon burst out of Shino's head, and could only say with a dry smile, "I suddenly found that diplomats are really a group of terrible creatures." ”
"Who's to say it isn't?"
Ange dodged and appeared near the Knights of the Sun, and he shouted insincerely, "Emptiness, Miss Origami and Miss Shinonoyuki will trouble you." ”
The empty boy was stunned for a moment, and then muttered: "I hate persuasion the most....."
The Northland warriors and the Sun Knights get along well, although the main reason is that the knights of the Sun Knights are wearing airtight helmets, but more importantly, the pragmatic style of the Knights is very appetizing to these straightforward men. Ange could only smile stiffly as he stained his expensive handmade suit with a terrible smell of rotten water and rotten vegetable leaves mixed into stinky socks that had not been washed for three months.
"You're a good boy, although you look like a sissy, but you have a strong body, and you're a man."
A strong man with a red bear head tattoo on his face patted Ange's shoulder with great satisfaction, and let out a dull thudding sound, Ange's eyelids twitched, and he felt as if someone was holding a barbell and slapping him on the shoulder.
"Ahem, thanks for the compliment...."
The Chrysanthemum Knight walked over, and although he couldn't see his face clearly, there was a hint of schadenfreude in his tone.
"How's it going, Ange, do you feel the warmth of the Northlanders?"
Ange looked at the miserable condition of his shirt and sighed, "I feel it, I feel like I'm about to be burned by this passion." ”
"Hahahaha, it's okay, they only do this to their own people, their willingness to be intimate with you means that they don't treat you as an outsider, if you are willing to bring your own materials, they don't mind helping you make an ancestral favor and help you improve your strength."
Ange was stunned for a moment, and then sincerely thanked the chrysanthemum knight: "Thank you." ”
"Hey, no need, you guy has a very good appetite for me, and the same goes for the Jishihui behind you, but the previous origami is still a pattern, and it flashes when we meet, and I didn't even have time to show kindness to her and ran away."
Ange was surprised, and at the same time, he couldn't help but be a little glad that it was indeed convenient to have his back against a large organization.
"However, this origami guy probably doesn't want a bad-looking tattoo."
Ange shrugged, his wrinkled sweaty top making him look a little funny.
"Honestly, women are creatures that value their appearance, and if you can find a beautiful Northland warrior, Miss Origami will gladly accept your kindness."
The Chrysanthemum Knight said with some distress: "How do I know what women like? Last time in the north of France, I presented my beloved shield of the sun to a lady, but she was not serious at all, pointing to my shield and saying that this is so funny, oh my God, is this sun coat of arms strange? I think it's very solemn! ”
Saying this, the antics on the shield seemed to move their eyes, and they looked even more unbeaten.
Ange hurriedly ended the topic, for men always talk at length about women, and now is not the time for small talk.
"Ahem, Chrysanthemum Knight, I think we should wait until the celebration to bring up this topic, I'm here to find out what to do next?"
The Chrysanthemum Knight was a little unsatisfied with the previous topic, but he ended the topic wisely and explained to Ange: "It's very simple, because the object is unknown, so all you have to do is improvise, if it's a big guy, you smash it hard with your eyeballs, chrysanthemums, and balls, and if it's a humanoid unit, you can stick it with your eyeballs, chrysanthemums, and balls." ”
The Chrysanthemum Knight was a little excited as he spoke, panting and taking out his spear and gesturing at Ange's lower three roads, making the man who was not afraid of life and death sweat backwards.
"Ahem, I, I think I understand, it's time for me to go back."
Ange stepped back in embarrassment, and then subconsciously activated the ability of time zero, running quickly in the still space, and in the chrysanthemum knight's sense of time, he returned to the empty boy with a flash.
Halfway through the gesture, the Chrysanthemum Knight realized that the Anges were gone, and he said with some frustration.
"Well, can't you listen to me....."
Just a few minutes could not make the cordial and friendly negotiation in Ange's mouth end, and the empty boy couldn't even say origami, so naturally he couldn't convince the two women with words, and he still greeted the two women with a tangled face, and blocked some stray bullets from time to time, so as not to accidentally cause some accidental injuries.
But what the empty boy can't do doesn't mean that Ange can't do it, or rather, the taste on Ange can't do it.
The moment Ange appeared, the two women's faces changed drastically, and they withdrew thirty meters away from Ange's body at a speed far beyond the previous one, looking at him with disgust.
"Ange, don't come here, just stand there. We won't make any noise, as long as you don't come over! ”
Ange sighed and said with a wry smile: "Ladies, I know that the smell on my body is not very good, I don't look for you, I look for the empty son, he should know some cleansing spells." ”
Origami covered her nose and pointed to Ange's feet.
"Well, he's fainted."