Saturday's friendly match passed like this, and the time came to Sunday, on the morning of the first round of the league, Jun Mo did not appear on the pitch, nor did he appear in the Internet café, he appeared...

The classroom of the cram school...

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The young fancy male teacher, who had more wax than Ronaldo, danced on the podium: "Come, students, turn the textbook to page 15 for the after-class exercise, who can tell me what to choose for the answer to question 4?" Answer: Yes, there is a reward for the teacher, oh roar, roar, roar~"

Jun Mo held his cheeks, his eyes looking at the curtains shaped like bras that had been blown up by the wind, but his mind kept replaying the morning picture.

***

There are no make-up classes on the weekends of the first high school and the second year of high school, so I can finally sleep lazy in the morning, Jun Mo woke up and saw that it was still early, "Sleep for two more hours and then go to the Internet!" ”。

As soon as Jun Mo lay on the bed, he fell onto the football field, and before he could react, he felt that a round thing hit his feet, and when he looked down, it was football.

Then I heard "Ahhhh The shout came, and a player who couldn't see his face clearly, dressed in green, with blood-red eyes, rushed towards him like a huge demon, and Jun Mo was kicked away as soon as he wanted to dodge.

The power of this kick was extremely great, Jun Mo actually flew up, flew into the air, lost gravity and couldn't control his body at all, looked down, Senying's players and the players of No. 1 Middle School gathered below like monsters, including Deng Jianguo, Yi Peng, Yang Peng, Nie Ran and other familiar faces, they pointed their fangs, and looked at themselves in the air licking their tongues and laughing.

Jun Mo felt a burst of creepy, and suddenly found that outside the crowd, Yu Yihuan, who had demonic sharp horns and a red tail, dragged a pot of oil to squeeze through the crowd and walked directly below him, and the boiling oil was full of sharp knives upward! The red-eyed Yu Yiharmonic smiled grimly.

"Ah!!h Jun Mo fell down at the Daoshan oil pot, and then his eyes turned black...

In the dark, Jun Mo didn't feel hot and pierced by a sharp knife, but felt a dull pain all over his body, feeling that his internal organs were about to be shattered, he slowly opened his eyes, closed them a few more times, and the picture in front of him gradually became clearer.

Why are the ceilings and chandeliers so familiar, and the desks and chairs next to them seem to be their own, as if they are still in their own rooms?

But why does it feel a little different? The height of the ceiling... How do ceilings feel so high...?

Jun Mo's eyes moved and found the bed next to him, it turned out that he was not lying on the bed, but lying on the ground! No wonder the ceiling is not the right height!

Jun Mo climbed up with his hands on the bed, and as soon as his eyes were level with the bed, he saw a foot in the air on the other side of the bed...... The soles of the feet, the soles of the mother's feet...!

"What time is it and I can't get up yet! Hurry up and give my mother a cram school, I will help you sign up yesterday! Thousands in a semester! Fast! Brush your teeth and wash your face! Let's go! ”

The old mother scolded her head and face, it seems that she must have kicked herself out of bed just now, Jun Mo was suddenly unhappy: "Damn! I'm not going! I don't want to go to any cram school! I'm going to take a break on the weekend! Weekends are all about rest and relaxation! The family took a break from busy work and study, drove to the countryside to camp and climb the mountains, embraced nature, let go of themselves, and enhanced family relationships! (Hey, hey, mom, why don't you go overtime!?) It's good to learn more from your father, adults just have to work hard to earn money and work for the sake of the family, and seize all the time to work! Create GDP for the country! Don't get in the way of me playing the game, okay!? ）”

Mother: "Hehe, my mother is your mother who doesn't know what the hell you want to fight?" Where did you memorize the car advertising slogan? So LOW? It's definitely not Chery or Alto! Let me tell you, if you don't go to tutoring, your grades won't be high, you won't be able to get into college, you can't find a good job, you can't make money, you can only drive this kind of car for the rest of your life! ”

Jun Mo: "Damn! Do you say that about your son? In short, I don't go to tutoring, I'm so tired, I'm so tired, now the pressure of middle school students is too great, all kinds of courses, endless homework, and endless cram schools and interest classes, which simply annihilate human nature and stifle the development of teenagers, I haven't slept before 12 o'clock! I'm so tired, I want to catch up on sleep! I'm not going! I'm not going! I'm not going! ”

Jun Mo shouted as he climbed into the quilt and covered his head with the quilt completely, just like an ostrich would burrow its head into the sand when it was in danger.

For a long time, Jun Mo didn't even hear his mother make a sound, he almost fell asleep himself, he couldn't help but secretly poke a small slit in the quilt with his fingers to see if his mother was still there.

With just one glance, Jun Mo instantly moved from the bed to the bottom of the bed, knelt on the ground, and knelt in front of his mother.

Her mother was half-crouching, as if she had been there from the beginning, holding a hammer high in her right hand and holding a keyboard on the ground with her left hand, as if she was about to smash it down.

"Mom!! Don't don't..."Jun Mo almost slipped to his knees and slid to the keyboard, his hands wanted to save the keyboard, who knew that as long as the automatic hand had the slightest movement, the hammer in his mother's hand also moved, "Don't don't..." Mom! Tiger poison does not eat children, everything is easy to discuss, there is something to say, there is something to say...."

The pitiful and crumbling keyboard under the hammer is Jun Mo's favorite cherry (Cherry) MX-BOARD8.0G80-3880HYAEU-0 backlit red switch mechanical keyboard, and there are also the signatures of many well-known e-sports players, which took several years of New Year's money to buy, and it is undoubtedly the treasure of Jun Mo's heart.

"Hmph, fight with the old lady? To go or not to go? Mom's voice was cold, but the corners of her mouth were smiling.

"Go, go!" Don't be bored.

***

In the classroom of New Oriental, the curtain was blown by the wind as if it was a cup bigger, and Jun Mo sighed: "Alas... Everyone else listens to their mother, don't let her get hurt. I'm listening to my mom and don't let myself get hurt. ”

"Teacher! I know! Jun Mo leaned in front of a classmate and raised his hand.

"Okay, you're... He Tianchi, okay, you can answer this question. The teacher's expression was satisfied, and he nodded bewitchingly.

The classmate surnamed He stood up, Jun Mo looked at it, obediently dressed, obediently hairstyled, obedient face, and even his eyes were obedient.

"I choose C for this question, because A is wrong, B is wrong, and D is wrong..."

"What he said is very right, everyone applauds, learn more from him." The teacher said.

"That's amazing!"

"Wow... It's so cute! ”

"I like it so much!"

A few girls discussed.

He Tianchi sat down amid applause, and even sat down obediently.

"Cut, and a person who has no personality and will only listen to the words of adults, is useless except for studying, and is destined to suffer setbacks in the future, and since then he has been in a state of collapse and has lived an ordinary life that can no longer be ordinary, and an ordinary can no longer live a different life." Jun Mo cursed in his heart.

"Ding Ding Ding ~~" The bell rang after class.

"Okay, students, let's take a break for ten minutes first, and then we will continue in the next class."

The teaching building instantly became lively, Jun Mo watched the male teacher twist his ass and walk out of the door: "Hmph, I can't waste my youth here like this good boy, I have wasted a lot of my precious time by playing football all afternoon yesterday, and there is actually an official game this afternoon, damn!" I have to hurry up all the time to get points, otherwise the points will be surpassed by Ke Shi's rookies! ”

***

The corridor of the New Oriental Building.

Jun Mo took his schoolbag and carefully used trash cans, corners, doors, lockers and other covers to cover his difficult progress.

"It's not far from the gate after passing through this corner, let's go!"

Jun Mo just finished cheering himself up in his heart, and his legs kicked away, ready to rush over in one go. Who knew that a person popped out from the other side of the special corner, it was the good student surnamed He who was actively answering the question in the class just now!

Both of them were stunned, and then Jun Mo saw the classmate surnamed He suddenly running towards him at a high speed.

Jun Mo's heart sank: "Damn... It's not like to report me for put..."