Chapter 282: Bloomers are really not for you
After dinner, Diana brought food to Sasara and made a shift with Beatrice, officially devoting herself to the caretaker business for an unknown amount of time.
Thinking back to what Silver Rat said when he retreated from the auction house, it seems that what they said was not to visit immediately, but to come back at another date.
God knows how long that so-called date will have to wait!
Although Sasara usually looks like an ordinary person, she sometimes falls into the mode of fanatical religious elements, so looking at the manpower that can be dispatched in the Demon King City, it seems that only Diana, a person who has a firm belief and is almost sick in her obsession with chivalry, can contact Sasara for a long time without being infected by Sasara's poisonous waves.
The decision to casually send Diana to be the caretaker at the beginning of Sasara's interrogation turned out to be a wise thing to think about now.
The way of contact with the winds of nature is now in a completely passive state, so there is no other way but to wait quietly, so I shake my head and turn my attention back to the matter at hand.
"Beatrice, I'll ask you a question." Throwing my hand Chinese jiàn on the table, letting the sequential papers fall like scattered flowers, I couldn't help but have a bit of bitterness in my tone: "I should still be on special vacation now, right?"
Beatrice, who was sitting at the table eating curry, listened to my inquiry, then put down the spoon in her hand and nodded to me, "Well, when I went to the principal's side today, I didn't hear her mention that she wanted Xu Mo to return to the classroom to teach."
"Then it stands to reason that since I'm still on vacation, she shouldn't be assigned to work!" I slapped the table hard, but this time there were no mosquitoes on the table, it was purely because I was dissatisfied: "Look at what the hell this is, the examiner of the student quota for off-campus visits? Just by looking at the name, you know that it is not an easy job, even if you take ten steps back, if this examiner just asks me to be a grader, it is not negotiable, but this old woman is obviously treating me as a coolie, and it is not easy to finish the midterm exam, but now what kind of trouble is it to ask me to re-issue the test questions again?"
"I'm sorry." It was obviously not her own fault, but Beatrice decisively apologized.
"No, it's not your problem, it's that I'm too excited." Seeing Beatrice's obedient appearance that couldn't fight back, I had to sigh helplessly, I wasn't really angry when I really wanted to say it, the main thing I hated was the troublesome errand that was suddenly sent to the door.
Like the nasty homework that the school would give out during the winter and summer vacations during the middle school period, I believe that as long as people will inevitably feel a little unhappy, they will suddenly be stuffed into a job during the good vacation.
Plan the exam questions, and the results of this exam will determine the list of students who will visit outside the school...... Oh, it's only for male students, and I'm not responsible for the exam questions on the female visit list, but I guess it's because I've always been out of the cards that make the upper echelons wary, for fear that I'll hold another dark hot pot exam at the exam venue on the spot.
You must know that most of the ingredients of dark hot pot are landmines, and it is not impossible for people to go into shock or vomit on the spot, and the latter of the two is particularly lethal, if this happens to a female student, I believe that even a female student at the school flower level will eventually get a new nickname of "vomit fountain", which can be said to be a great damage to the image.
Running my mind, I casually wrote down a few things on a blank piece of paper, such as "Million Primary School" and "The Voice of China", which was embarrassing, and when I first received this job, I even planned to hold the world's first martial arts competition, but later I remembered that I didn't seem to be a tutor for students in the Department of Magic or Melee Combat, but in the Department of Music.
Having a group of bards compete in the ring and play musical instruments is a sight to behold, but the final selection is unlikely to convince the public, so we have to give up.
Extending from the two alternate options, in order to effectively refer to the advantages and disadvantages of the two, I first wrote down the characteristics of both on paper.
Million Elementary School, originated from a variety show in the evening in Taiwan, the content is similar to the foreign program "Millionaire", the challenger must answer the questions raised by the host, and every correct answer can accumulate prizes, but the topics of the Million Elementary School are mainly based on the primary school curriculum, so that adults feel the difficulty of primary school students' knowledge. The program also featured the theme of "Is it difficult to study for a master's degree? Or is it difficult to answer questions from elementary school students?" It is an advertising line that stimulates the knowledge potential of adults to primary school students.
Oh, that's not the biggest reason why I remember it, the reason why this show impresses me is because the challenger in the show can take a bear child as a partner from the elementary school students in the audience, and whenever the challenger enters the selection process, the bear children will immediately raise their hands and shout, "Choose me, choose me, choose me!"
As a TV viewer, the shot is really full of idiocy, which is why this show with very low ratings is remembered by me to this day.
As for The Voice of China, I believe that even people who have not watched the show know the content, so I will not explain it here.
Compared with the Million Primary School, The Voice is directly a talent show with singing as the core, if it is used as the core of this exam, I can also save the need for revision, then I only need to apply for a venue with the school, and then throw a dark vision to the examiner in charge of grading, so that they can easily select the list of visitors by scoring the contestants' singing voice and performance skills only by listening.
But it's easy to do, but the surprise has to be discounted, after all, this is a special errand arranged by the principal, if you don't make the exam questions more surprising, I always feel sorry for her old man's special arrangement.
I scratched my head hard, and after thinking about it for a long time, I still didn't get anything, so I simply put the problem aside first, and decided to go up to the roof to blow the wind.
After greeting Beatrice, who hadn't finished dinner, I took off my blindfold and walked outside, breaking through gravity by the law of manipulation to the rooftop, and unsurprisingly saw a seraph holding a literary novel.
Fools like to climb high...... It's something I try to hold back every time I show up on the rooftop, lest I'm not going to blurt out a spit out if I'm not careful.
"Xu Mo, are you looking for me?" Noticing my presence, Luvica casually closed the literary novel in her hand and noticed the other party's chest, the fake C-shirt that had been piled up with a bra pad was now flat as before.
nodded with satisfaction, and sure enough, the appearance of Yima Pingchuan was the most in line with Luvika's image.
Sensing my gaze, Luvica instantly turned from expressionless to the corners of her mouth curved, but waved her hand at me in the air, and the left side of my face was immediately imprinted with a red five-palm print.
"Don't bully people with your strength like this." First, I can't beat Luvica, and secondly, I'm really cheap, and I naturally get used to taking a few more slaps, especially now that my body has begun to assimilate with the law, and the slap print will recede in a few seconds.
"What are you looking for me?" After the punishment, Luvica's classic ghost hitting the wall dialogue reappears.
"Can't you go up to the roof if you're fine?" Answering the question, I sat down at a distance of half a meter from Luvica, and half-jokingly started a new topic and asked, "Don't mention this yet, why did you suddenly want to stuff your chest pads today?"
Luvica glanced at me sideways, raised her hand and waved it in the air, seeing this, I quickly hugged my head and took a defensive stance, but I didn't see the slap come down for a long time, and when I looked up, I realized that Luvica had returned to her original sitting position, and she was just going to make a move purely to intimidate me.
Sitting next to Luvica, there was a long silence between us.
"Gifted by the clerk." After a long time, Luvica could barely hold back her words.
"You mean that inside. The fox girl in the clothing store?"
Luvica nodded to confirm my suspicion, still trying to squeeze in again: "She, she said that like you and other men, the first glance at women is on their chests, so the construction of yì pads is bigger."
I complained a little speechlessly: "This method can deceive outsiders at most, but when you actually strip naked, you will still be the same......
"Definitely, that's why I quickly regretted it." Ruvica flipped her wings and covered her red face with a piece of feather, "I also understand that it is inappropriate to disguise myself, but for some reason I feel the urge to try to wear it when I see it."
"Slap a swollen face and become fat?"
"No, I remember you said you liked giants. milk, but my appearance was decided by God the Father and could not be changed at will, so I tried to borrow foreign objects to make it look bigger."
"Uh, thank you for your thoughtfulness." I was a little stunned by the unexpected reply, which should have been quite embarrassing, but Luvica said it in a grand manner, which gave me the upper hand.
"You're welcome."
Choked by Luvica's reluctance to answer, I coughed several times before I could breathe well, "Sometimes I think it's weird that you're shy."
"What do you mean?"
"It's that when it comes to points that are taken for granted by ordinary people, you suddenly become shy, but in the opposite case, you can say with a serious face that makes others want to dig a hole in the ground."
Shaking her head, Luvica looked up at the starry sky, not knowing whether she was talking to herself or talking to me, "I don't understand why even though the hero and heroine of the stories I read have a crush on each other, they always avoid talking about each other, and even hide this emotion."
"I guess it's because humans are complex creatures." I shrugged my shoulders and said in a deep voice, following the example of Luvica's head gesture, "Packaging and disguise are biological instincts, whether it's about emotions or outward dressing...... Wait, I'm inspired!"
"What is the inspiration of your finger?" Hearing my sudden scream, Luvica suddenly cast a displeased look.
"Of course it's an exam question, and sure enough, it was the right decision to find you to touch the incident!"
"Thou hast no head or tail...... What are you doing?!"
Before Luvica could finish speaking, I gave her a bear hug, and Luvica reacted quickly and slapped me off the roof.
Using the law to the ground, I made a saluting gesture to Luvica, who was still on the roof, and managed to get a condescending glance from the Seraph.
"I can't understand your thoughts for a while, but I hate sudden physical contact."
Despite the wedding ring on her ring finger, Luvica's mind is still very elusive, and she continues to look up from below, only to see something change from the Milky Way to the bottom of Luvika's skirt.
"Luvica."
"What?"
"I have something to say before I go inside." I touched my nose and sighed deeply, "Bloomers are really not for you."
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