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In the Kyoto University arena, the players are training.

"Lu Deng, who asked you to vote, is that a good opportunity?" Gao Xian yelled at Lu Deng for the nth time.

The old man is not there, and Gao Xian is the boss. He was always in trouble with Lu Deng. Dribble a lot, scold. Shoot a lot, scold. Take the left road and scold why you don't take the right road. Take the right road, scold why you don't take the left road, in short, nothing is right.

The scientific concept of development educates us: "There is more money and more houses, but there are not many opponents." ”

Makes sense.

"Cast and pitch and pitch! What do you shoot without rebounds protection? Gao Xian went crazy again.

Lu Deng said unconvinced: "I scored the ball." ”

"Shut up! What's your attitude? Don't care if the ball goes in or not, I'm talking about tactics and choices, wrong is wrong, don't admit it? ”

“……”

"Why don't you speak?"

"You won't let me say it."

"What attitude?"

Zhu Ming came over with a big black head. This guy is a bad friend, he wants to fall into the well when he sees anyone in trouble, and he loves to see jokes the most, so he is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

In order to buy Gao Xian, he added oil and vinegar and said: "Lu Deng, you play basketball well, you can deduct and shoot, but you are a little arrogant, no matter how capable you are, you have to listen to the coach, Coach Tie is a coach, and Coach Gao is also a coach." Isn't it a high coach? ”

Gao Xian nodded frequently, pointed at Lu Deng and reprimanded: "Zhu Mingdu is stronger than your team consciousness!" ”

Angry with Lu Deng, I wish this kid a bastard!

Wait, you two, and I'll clean you up in the evening.

In the evening, Gao Xian had a dinner. This guy is a good drinker, drunk eight times out of ten, and usually goes in standing up, carries it out, or comes out on his back.

At the beginning, he lost his main position in the team because of drinking, afraid of embarrassment, and outsiders said that it was because of Huai Cai and injury.

Leaving the team, without the shackles of a professional team, the stinky hair of drinking has intensified.

Lu Deng knew in advance where he was drinking tonight, estimated that the time was almost up, and spent 100 yuan to hire a big black student from the school, who was about the same size as Zhu Ming, and took him to the door of the hotel to wait.

At 10 o'clock, Gao Xian's friend carried Gao Xian out, and sure enough, he was drunk again. Lu Deng and the black man hurriedly greeted him: "Coach Gao, drink so much?" ”

Gao Xian's friends don't know Lu Deng: "Who are the two of you?" ”

"My name is Confucius, and his name is Zhu Ming. You give the coach to the two of us, and we both send him home. ”

"Okay?"

"No problem, don't worry."

Gao Xian's friend saw that it was just right, and handed Gao Xian's car keys to Lu Deng.

Lu Deng asked the big black man to get Gao Xian into the car and send the black man away.

"Haha, Gao Xian, you finally fell into my hands!"

He was afraid that Gao Xian would wake up, so he stuffed a piece of Valium prepared in advance into Gao Xian's mouth, and pinched his nose, Gao Xian swallowed Valium. Lu Deng drove into Gao Xian's car. He could drive at the age of thirteen, and both of his family's cars were wrecked by him, and his skills were honed at that time.

Lu Deng got in the car, neither went back to school nor Gao Xian's house, stepped on the accelerator, and left Kyoto.

Or a sports car that drives well!

Two hours later, he came to an undeveloped beach in Dongliao, took advantage of the night, and carried Gao Xian down and placed him on a large rock. After thinking about it, he turned out Gao Xian's wallet, mobile phone, and bank card and put them in his car.

Lu Deng called his wife with Gao Xian's mobile phone, learning the Beijing flavor when Zhu Ming spoke: "Hey, hello, I'm Zhu Ming of the Kyoto University school team, our coach drank too much, slept in the gymnasium, and didn't go home." ”

When everything is ready, drive back to Kyoto and park Takaxian's car in the stadium parking lot.

Everything was ready, Lu Deng was very happy here, and he couldn't help but laugh when he thought of Gao Xian waking up on the beach with a confused look.

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When Gao Xian was woken up by the morning sea breeze, he was indeed stunned.

The morning glow in the sky, the endless sea water, the messy beach, and the hovering seagulls. Covered in mud and water, there are three small sea crabs crawling.

10 meters away stood two children carrying small red buckets to pick up crabs, the two of them looked at Gao Xian quietly, Gao Xian woke up, and the two of them ran away.

Depend on!

What's the situation? What the is going on? Where is this, have I crossed over?

Looking for the phone, the phone is gone.

Looking for a wallet, the wallet is gone!

Gao Xian almost wants to kill!

Try to calm down and ask someone, "What year is it?" "Where is this?" No matter who you ask, they all stay away.

"This man is sick."

"It's that big, it has to be 2 meters, it can't be an alien."

Gao Xian walked 5 kilometers before he found a person who was willing to talk to him, and when he inquired, he learned that he was in the territory of Eastern Liao. How did the sake I drank in Kyoto last night wake up and run 300 kilometers away?

I don't have money, I don't have a mobile phone, I don't even have a friend in Dongliao, how can I go back to Kyoto?

Thinking about it, I have to ask the sports association here in Dongliao for help first, and then go back to Kyoto first.

It took me three hours to walk to the city, and when I arrived, I remembered that it was Saturday, and people didn't go to work. Gao Xian was depressed, begged the uncle on duty to contact the person in charge, and tossed for another two hours, before finally waiting for a staff member, taking care of Gao Xian's meal, and buying a long-distance ticket to Kyoto.

Gao Xian borrowed someone's mobile phone to make a call, first to his wife, and then to a friend who had a drink with him last night.

Two phone calls fell, and Gao Xian was so angry that he jumped on the street: "Zhu Ming! Bastard! Look how I'll clean you up when I go back! ”

At 8 o'clock in the evening, Gao Xian finally took a long-distance bus back to Kyoto. Not long after leaving the bus station, a car suddenly stopped on the side of the road, driving Lu Deng and Gu Tingcheng's car: "Hey, Coach Gao, why are you here?" You've been robbed, so embarrassed? ”

Seeing Lu Deng, Gao Xian seemed to see his relatives: "I was sent to Dongliao Beach by Zhu Ming for a day trip, and I just came back." ”

"Let's get in the car first, have you eaten? I'll treat you to a meal before I send you home. ”

Gao Xian looked at Lu Deng much more pleasing to the eye.

Look, it's still Xiao Lu, who didn't say it! In the past few days, I have always scolded him during training, regardless of his previous suspicions, he invited me to dinner, and sent me home, and he will definitely clean him up in the future.

I can't spare him with this wish.

In the following week, Gao Xian's roar was always heard in the spine gymnasium: "Zhu Ming, who let you vote, is that a good opportunity?" ”

Dribble a lot, scold.

Shoot a lot, scold.

Take the left road and scold why you don't take the right road.

Take the right road, scold why you don't take the left road, in short, nothing is right.

Zhu Ming was scolded so aggrieved that he shook his big black head, and complained when he met people: "What does Coach Gao have to do with me going to Dongliao for 'tourism'?" Why do you think it's me who is playing him, who the hell am I provoking! I've treated him to three meals! ”

Lu Deng couldn't stop comforting him: "The scientific concept of development educates us, there is more money and more houses, and there are not many opponents, in short, let's all be people with our tails between our legs, and I will intercede with Coach Gao for you when I find a chance!" ”

Zhu Ming patted Lu Deng's shoulder: "It's still a brother, you're interesting!" ”