"This damn Nottingham horse is not tame at all!"

Royal Constable Jennifer sat on horseback, her otherwise delicate and beautiful face now tinged with an abnormal paleness.

Some time ago, she had submitted an application to join the British Royal Guard, and the theory was not difficult for our Miss Jennifer, but to become a member of the Royal Guard, there is a hard and fast rule, that is, you must be able to ride a horse. Even if she has a good family background, this rule cannot be crossed, after all, when members of the Royal Guard patrol the streets, they will not drive police cars into the streets, they have to ride on police horses.

In other words, they must be highly skilled in order to complete their tasks successfully.

That's why our Miss Jennifer is so angry at the moment.

There's no denying that Jennifer is a great royal police officer, and she takes the lead in every task and does it well. In her opinion, with her brilliant brain and outstanding skills, taming a beast is not a matter of hand, but after she really got on horseback, she realized that everything was taken for granted.

People who have never ridden a horse will not experience the joy of horseback riding, and naturally they will not be able to appreciate the difficulties involved. Many people find it uncomfortable to drive on muddy and dilapidated roads, and the constant bumps are even more intense when riding on a horse. If the horses under the crotch do not cooperate, this discomfort will continue to increase.

At this moment, Jennifer experienced this feeling of bumps to the extreme, even if she was pulling the reins all the way, but the repeated uninterrupted bumps still made her feel dizzy, if she hadn't gritted her teeth and held back, maybe she would have vomited on horseback at this time.

"In the past, I watched my predecessors riding horses and walking in the streets of London, majestic, but now I think about it, if I can't get used to life on horseback, this kind of life is really painful."

Jennifer sighed bitterly, and beside her, several companions, who were also on horseback but with relaxed expressions, chuckled and whispered conversations, pointing at her jokes.

"What a bunch of unconscionable guys."

Jennifer rolled her eyes, she had made this action with an indescribable sense of charm, but now it looked like she wanted to vomit because of vertigo, which caused her companions to chuckle again.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you."

Jennifer helplessly supported her forehead, but her eyes suddenly lit up, not far ahead, a large group of people surrounded the street, shouting, "There is a situation!" Jennifer's heart moved, and she waved at her companions: "Go up and take a look, there seems to be something going on." ”

With that, Jennifer slapped her ass hard. shares, just want to drive forward. As a result, the big horse under him snorted very facelessly, "poof~poof~", and took a few steps on the spot, but he didn't move forward, and he looked like "If you don't find me a cute horse girl, I won't leave".

"Haha!"

"Jennifer, you're funny!"

"I feel like I'm laughing! Hey, this is the first time I've laughed today? ”

The companions laughed heartily and drove their horses past Jennifer and toward the front.

"......" Jennifer burst into tears, but she had no choice but to lean down and put her head in front of the horse's head, "Big brother, can you give face?" You just take two steps, which is the front, and it doesn't take much effort. ”

In response to her, there was a snort of "poof~poof~".

"Would you like to do me a favor? You see that I look so delicate, and I have begged you in a low voice. ”

"Puff~Puff~"

"Brother Ma, you are so handsome and chic, and your instrument is extraordinary, it is estimated that you are very popular with cute Ma Mei paper, right? Why don't you take a few steps forward and flex your old muscles? ”

"Puff~Puff~"

"You're giving me a reaction! If you don't speak, I'll be angry! Ah, I'm so angry, I'm going to kill you......"

"Puff~Puff~"

“……”

After a lot of work, both soft and hard, grinding and hard bubbles, he finally subdued Brother Ma - this is a bit inaccurate, in fact, this mighty Nottingham horse still ignores Jennifer, but it may be that Jennifer can't stand the nagging like a Tang monk, so he reluctantly carries her slowly into the crowd in front of him.

"I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you, Qin, here's my phone number. 24 hours a day, waiting for your call! ”

As soon as she approached the crowd, Jennifer heard such an excited shout, and then saw a man in the crowd dressed violently. Lu's young girl threw herself into the arms of an oriental man, her mouth still frantically pressed into the man's face.

"It's that damn Chinese rascal!" Jennifer's eyes froze, looking at the Chinese boy in the crowd who was hugged and kissed by a girl, and suddenly became angry, "Wow, I caught it again, abducting an underage girl, hum, see if I don't kill you this time!" ”

Jennifer sat majestically on horseback, her whip pointed at the crowd, and shouted, "Let go of that girl!" ”

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"I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you, Qin ......"

Qin Shou was surrounded in the crowd to meet the fans' requests for autographs or group photos. Caught off guard, a female fan who came out of nowhere suddenly screamed and rushed into his arms, and when he reacted slightly, the enthusiastic female fan opened her mouth and pressed into his face.

"Do you still have this?"

Qin Shou, who was forcibly kissed, couldn't cry or laugh a little, and while pulling the young girl under him in a panic, he reached out to wipe the saliva on his face speechlessly.

The surrounding fans burst into laughter, and even a few female fans saw the movements of the "seniors", and their eyes lit up and they were eager to try.

It was at this time that a loud roar came.

"Let go of that girl!"

Everyone looked back one after another, only to see a policewoman in a police uniform sitting on a tall horse with a look of righteous indignation on her face.

"Is that you?"

Qin Shou also saw Jennifer, and immediately shook his head with a wry smile: It's really not a bad family.

Before he could say anything, he saw the policewoman sitting on horseback pointing at herself heroically and drinking: "In broad daylight, you forcibly molested an underage girl, you damn rascal, you can't run away this time." Hmph, now you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court, now you honestly tie your hands and arrest it, if you have anything to say, you go and tell the judge! ”

Qin Shou's mouth opened wide, with a look of disbelief - Nima, what kind of rhythm is this? Is there something wrong with your eyes, can't you see that I was forcibly kissed, I am the victim, okay? Even if you really have a problem with your eyes, but, big sister, please observe it more carefully, I'm interacting with the fans. Dalliance? Molesting your sister! Communiqué personal vendetta should not be so obvious, okay!

Qin Shou was no longer able to complain, and the fans around him were also stunned, and then they all rolled their eyes and laughed.

"Ha, Qin, this beautiful policewoman said that you are molesting an underage girl!"

"It's a big deal, Qin is going to be taken away by the police."

"Qin has just made the headlines in the newspaper, and it is estimated that he will make headlines again tomorrow. I seem to be able to foresee what the prostitutes will say - the Arsenal star is arrogant and lascivious, molesting underage girls in the street...... Ha ha! ”

Looking at the noisy crowd, Jennifer was annoyed. She glared fiercely at the crowd, raised the whip in her hand, and said to her companions, "Go and arrest this scoundrel." ”

“……”

The companions looked at each other, all speechless, but none of them moved.

The companions on duty with Jennifer are all friends who have a good relationship on weekdays, and they were also present in the last misunderstanding at the airport, so it is natural that Jennifer has no good impression of the Chinese player. But eldest sister, can you figure it out, people are playing with the fans, you have to put a charge on someone's side, and you have to bring it back to the police station, not to mention whether the adults will get angry when they return to the police chief, even if they don't get angry, they don't dare -- so many fans, they really want to torture people away on trumped-up charges, and it is estimated that the fans can make them lie in the hospital for half a year with one punch.

"Jennifer, Qin is signing autographs and taking ......photos of the fans," a companion drove up to Jennifer and said softly, "I also saw what happened just now, it was the female fan who kissed Qin, not Qin molesting people......"

"Shut up!" Jennifer was angry and glared at her companion fiercely, "What the hell are you from over there." ”

The companion lowered his head and muttered, "We are all ...... from Arsenal's side"

"You ......" Jennifer was angry again, and snorted coldly, "You don't go, I'll go!" ”

As he spoke, he patted the horse under the seat and was about to step forward.

But who knows, Brother Ma is really very characterful, in other words, he doesn't give Jennifer face. "Puff~Puff~" again, snorted, stood still, and didn't move forward.

"The hooligans bully me, the companions bully me, and you damn brute bullies me!" Jennifer screamed in anger, and slapped the horse's body with the whip in her hand.

This can be regarded as a hornet's nest. Brother Ma, who didn't give her a good look, was also angry, "Herod~" let out a long howl, the two front hooves were raised, and then he ran fast as if he was crazy.

"Ah~"

Jennifer didn't expect Brother Ma to suddenly go crazy, and when she came back to her senses, Brother Ma was already running around with her crazy, and the violent bump came again, and Jennifer felt sick to her stomach on the horse's back. But at this moment, she didn't dare to spit it out, so she could only hold on to the reins to prevent herself from falling—on the back of a horse moving at high speed, if she was really thrown out, it would be a broken bone or tendon, to say the least.

Watching the horses run wildly, the crowd burst into exclamations.

"This stupid woman."

Qin Shou shook his head speechlessly, what is this, it can't make trouble for himself, but it turns out to be trouble for himself? This woman is really big-chested and brainless.

Looking at the blonde policewoman who was constantly undulating on horseback, looking like she wanted to vomit but didn't dare to vomit, and was about to cry, Qin Shou sighed secretly in his heart, his mouth moved, and then, a strange sound rhythm came out of his mouth.

"Ritsu Ritsu ~ Ritsu Ritsu ~"

The voice is high-pitched and loud, but with an indescribable sense of rhythm.

Everyone didn't understand what Qin Shou was doing. And the next moment, everyone's eyes widened in amazement, and they saw that the horse, which was about to disappear at the end of the street, suddenly turned back and ran back as fast as it could.

Running quickly in front of Qin Shou, the horse barked happily, then leaned down the horse's head, and kept rubbing his head against Qin Shou's outstretched palm.

There was a burst of exclamation from the crowd.

"It's amazing!"

"Qin, how did you do it?"

"Were you once a horse trainer?"

The fans let out bursts of exclamation, but Qin Shou only smiled slightly, petting the horse affectionately, while muttering softly, as if talking to the horse. And in this process, the horse became more and more docile, and even stretched out his tongue and licked Qin Shou's face non-stop.

After a long time, Qin Shou patted the horse's head and withdrew his hand.

"A horse is a companion to man, it is very spiritual, if you want to make friends with it, don't treat it as a beast." Qin Shou stared closely at Jennifer, who was lying on the horse's back, looking like she was about to faint, and her tone was stern and solemn, "If you want to get its approval, take good care of it." ”

After this little episode, the interaction with the fans can no longer continue. Qin Shou smiled apologetically at the fans around him, nodded, turned around and prepared to run away.

Behind her, Jennifer resisted the urge to vomit, cheered up slightly, and shouted at his figure.

"Thank you."

Qin Shou paused, didn't say anything, and jogged away.