Chapter 281: The First Unlucky Guy
Lin Chong wiped his face again, and burst into tears, "Hey, I shouldn't, I shouldn't be, I didn't go at a good time, and I ran into the old king of Hades ...... with that Meng Po**"
Nani?!
I was so shocked that my eyes almost popped out.
"You, you said Hades and Meng Po?!"
"yes......"
Lin Chong covered his face and said: "That Hades is not a good thing, he is reciting some love poem to Meng Po, anyway, the diaphragm should not pay for the death of the dead, I heard that my eyes were black, and I rushed over in a daze, and the result was ...... That's it, that's it!"
"And then?"
The more I listened, the more interested I became, more than listening to the stories of those writers in the underworld, "What happened after you were locked in your throat?"
"Where is Lord Yama willing to let me go, don't say that I went into the underworld to steal the recipe of Meng Po soup, even if a ghost chammy bumped into him reading a love letter, it would not end well! He immediately escorted me to the Yama Palace for trial, and had to throw me into the oil pot to fry, and put it under the knife mountain, how could I withstand such a toss, and after a few days, when the ghost sent me away, I escaped again. ”
Lin Chong spread his hands, looking helpless, but in fact, he ...... It's also very helpless.
"Later, Yama issued ten amnesty orders, the heavens and the earth have to hunt me down, I can't go back to the demon world, I have been hiding for hundreds of years before I came to this exile city, but I am penniless, and I have nothing to sell, I really have no way to open this bun shop, but hundreds of years have passed, and not a single bun has been sold......"
"Uncle, don't you like your buns, don't the guests?" asked Yunjian with big eyes.
Hearing an uncle, Lin Chong almost burst into tears, blew his nose and said: "These buns are all the corpses of the guests who came in and left the city, and were executed for violating the rules, I picked them up from the execution ground, chop the buns made by chopping them......
"Is that okay?!"
This time, it was Zhu Yan's turn to be stunned.
Lin Chong tugged at the corners of his mouth and smiled very far-fetched, "Then, then I can't help it......"
"The business in the store is not good, not to mention the rent, and they can't give the patrol guards benefits, so they arrange my shop in the farthest and most remote place, and the general customers come in, and they can't find me here at all and leave, and ...... The guests who entered the exiled city were all purposeful
Who's going to eat the buns......"
After listening to Lin Chong, I remembered the picture of the little boy handing over the patrol skeleton fee in the last store.
"I've told you everything I should have said, now you should quickly think of a way to change me back to my original self, otherwise...... The deal is not done. He simply joked.
I wondered, "However, apart from the Hades locking throat, you still haven't said how it will become...... Now this is a glorious painting. ”
"You hell, you don't know anything about the underworld, I'm like this, I'm soaking in the oil pot, it's rising!
Lin Chong was so angry that he yelled at me, but when he caught a glimpse of Ye Dingxi's eyes, he immediately sat back with his neck bent.
I didn't hold back, covering my mouth and laughing.
Over the years, I have seen a lot of ghosts thrown into the oil pan and fried, and I have never seen anyone who can be soaked, this guy is really like a dough bun.
Thinking of this, I asked, "What kind of breed did you use in the demon world in the past, and you can swell after frying, is it a bun demon?"
"Phew!"
Lin Chong glared at me, and said angrily: "You don't care what I am, anyway, you just remember that I am the number one thief saint in the demon world!"
"In the demon world, it can withstand repeated frying in the hot oil of the underworld without changing its appearance, but it is only swollen, it should be wheat essence. Zhu Yan, who was contemplative, suddenly spoke.
Lin Chong's eyes widened, "You, how do you know?!"
Zhu Yan slowly raised his eyelids, his eyes were cold, "The owner of the gambling hall is me." ”
Bang dang.
Lin Chong turned over and fell off the wooden bench upside down.
I looked at the fat mass that was paralyzed on the ground, and then looked at Zhu Yan with an indifferent face, and said in my heart: It's good now, the creditor came to the door in person.
No wonder, no wonder.
We were going to find the guide doll, but we got this bun shop around and around, and it seems that everything is predestined, everything is fate, and no one can escape.
Just saw that Lin Chong trembled and got up, hugged Zhu Yan's thighs and began to scream.
"Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu, don't kill me...... I really want to pay off my debts! But, but
...... I can't protect myself, Brother Zhu, for the sake of me, I am old and young, so you don't think I'm good......"
It's hard to be such a big guy and not see it.
I complained in my heart, but I couldn't help but feel some sympathy for the shopkeeper of the strange background, his demon life, it is simply a miserable word with a capital letter, what is the first thief saint in the demon world, I think it is almost the same as the first unlucky person in the demon world.
But then again, the old king of Yama actually went to molest Meng Po, and I don't know which Meng Po was so favored by his old man, as far as the two I saw in the underworld, it was definitely not his taste.
At this moment, the sleeping dog suddenly rolled over, and a pair of eyes were misty to look at us.
"Damn, he's so annoying, throw it into the dog's mouth!"
"Don't......"
Lin Chong used his hands and feet together, hugging Zhu Yan's thighs tighter.
It's just that he didn't seem to see it, from the moment he pounced, Zhu Yan's face was dark, and now, it was even more sinking like a piece of thousand-year-old ink.
"Lin Chong, you owe me a total of 57,884 gold stones, how many buns can you get according to the price of exile in the city?"
Zhu Yan seemed to be trying his best to endure before he could grit his teeth and speak.
Lin Chong didn't dare to do any stupid thing of bargaining, and opened his mouth and said: "Five, no, four, at most four gold and stone......"
"Hmm. ”
Zhu Yan nodded slightly, lowered his eyes and looked down at him, and a few slender wooden vines grew in his arms, wrapping Lin Chong's limbs, and then as if several irresistible forces were born at the same time, forcibly stretching Lin Chong's thick arms and legs.
Just listen to the bang, the guy is like a big piece of fat that has been thrown out, slamming into the opposite wall.
Tables, chairs, benches, pots and pans fell to the ground.
Zhu Yan didn't raise his eyelids, and said coldly: "Plus the cost of smashing the store, I will give you two more gold stones, and you still owe me 57,878 gold stones to my gambling hall, is there anything wrong with this account?"
"No, that's right......"
Lin Chong, who was imprisoned on the wall by the wooden vine, didn't even dare to struggle, and the sound he made when he trembled was even more awkward than when we first arrived, like a harsh grinding sound when two iron plates creaked and twisted together.