I walked a long way alone, and suddenly woke up, I seemed to have left the little beauty, well, her bag was still in my hand, and I immediately took out my mobile phone and called the little beauty.

But unexpectedly, the little beauty's mobile phone is in the bag, this thing is done, forget it, I'll still stand here and wait, maybe the little beauty can find it herself.

After waiting for a few minutes, the little beauty really came, and I said with an embarrassed face: "I'm sorry, I left you behind." ”

The little beauty looked at me angrily, pinched me hard, and complained: "You are embarrassed to say that you left by yourself and let me stand there alone, you are so embarrassed!" ”

"Ahem, I didn't mean to, I won't drop it next time." I was said to be self-conscious, alas, there is no way, people are under the eaves, I have to bow my head, who let the family help me once.

"Hmph, do you want to have another time?"

"Absolutely not, I swear by my light bulb!" I swore that I finally solved the little beauty, such a headache, what happened at noon.

"Stupid, I heard you proposed to that woman? Is it true? Tell me about it. The little beauty looked at me curiously, and I suddenly had a black line at my end, and the marriage proposal is black history.

"It was just an impulse...... Nothing to say. ”

“……”

"Zihan, I'm tired of shopping, where are you going, I'll send you something, I'm going to go home and rest for a while." After a morning of shopping, I was really tired, plus I was so angry just now that I suddenly wanted to sleep, could it be the self-protection of the brain?

"You don't need to send it, I'll take a taxi back by myself, in case you get tired and sick, you have to ask me for medical expenses." Although the little beauty is sometimes very unpleasant, she is still very smart, and they all say that God is equal, and if you give you one thing, you will take another thing, but why are the little beauties all excellent, is it possible that God is also selfish?

I don't want to be God, I still think about how I should go back, there is a 5-cent steel jump all over my body, and I really don't know what I can do with this money except to buy a piece of candy.

In the future, you must install a few more steel jumps on your body to avoid similar emergencies, in fact, there are also bus cards that are sold, and I have always felt that the thing is useless, and the farthest place I used to go to is just a vegetable market, and I usually don't go out, so it's really useless to have that card, and I may be cut off by me.

Walking along the wide roads and looking at the people who were busy on the road, I couldn't help but exclaim, "Ah...... Holy, who TMD stole the manhole cover! ”

Lack of virtue thing, such a sewer mouth without a manhole cover, fortunately I don't take a catwalk, otherwise in the eyes of others I wouldn't be "teleported", too helpless, you say you steal the manhole cover, you steal the manhole cover, you set up a wooden sign to tell others that the manhole cover has been stolen by you, isn't it? It's really not okay to put a note, there's nothing here, it's too unethical!

Since I ate the grass-flavored ice cream at noon, my luck began to decline steadily, first I met the old version of the "goddess", and then I almost fell into the sewer, this luck, I don't have to say, next time I resolutely don't eat grass-flavored ones, and I want to eat barbecue-flavored ones.

The weather is very hot, it is estimated that this is a precursor to rain, such a hot day, there is no wind, this is the same as steamed steamed buns, I don't know when I was steamed, anyway, now I am hot and sweaty, and what makes me even more unbearable is: I have no money, I want to go into the café to blow free air conditioning.

Suddenly, my head, which was already about to be fainted by the heat, became active, because I saw that the fat man and Lao Wu were not far away, and I was so excited, I just said: I want to die to you-

The whole body suddenly came to strength and ran over, the fat man and Lao Wu looked at me sweating profusely with a surprised face, Lao Wu opened his mouth and asked, "Hongfei, why are you so hot?" ”

Taking a breath, I replied, "Don't mention it, I forgot to bring money when I went out, so I had to walk back." ”

"What are you doing, dressed so formally?" The fat man looked at me with small eyes, leaned over and asked, I told the truth: "I went out shopping with Purple Sky and discussed the game cooperation." ”

The fat man raised his middle finger and said disdainfully: "Ahh ”

"Hey, it's all the same, it's the same."

"Old Wu, what are you going to do with the fat man?" It's noon, if it were me, I would definitely choose to play games with a fan at home, and I think like this, not to mention the fat man, who is not a diligent guy.

"Ao, that's right, there is a house in the suburbs that is ready to be sold, I heard that the other party said that it is a three-story villa, I am going to go with the fat man to see how it is."

Three-story villa, let's make up, now in this era when every inch of land is expensive, how much does this three-story villa cost, the fat man and Lao Wu are really good at playing, and a few of us together estimate that even a toilet can't afford it...... Alas, these days, no money just can't work.

"Old Wu, how much do people ask for? Can we afford it? ”

"Oh, it's because of this, the buyer doesn't know why he doesn't live here, so the price is not high, I just want to negotiate the price with the fat man." Lao Wu still seems to feel that he has made a lot of money, and I always feel that something is wrong, who will buy things cheaply.

"Hehe, I think I heard that the villa is haunted." The fat man ran over and covered his mouth with his hand, and told me with a mysterious look.

Damn, haunted! It's really fake.,No wonder.,But it's really fun enough.,Haunting things actually believe it.,As a person who has experienced nine years of compulsory education, I'm concerned.,Ghosts.,There is absolutely no such thing.。

"Oh, okay, go and see...... Hey, give me 200 yuan first! ”

With 200 yuan in hand, I was suddenly full of confidence, NND, I finally don't have to drive my No. 11 bus, it's too fuel-intensive.

Skimming the head, the vegetable market is next to it, counting, I haven't cooked by myself for a long time, just passing by here today, take some food home, do it yourself for lunch today, and you can eat another meal at night if you can't eat it.

Went in, picked two fresh Chinese cabbage plus a pound of meat, the aunt who sold the cabbage swore and said, this Chinese cabbage absolutely did not use pesticides, and the meat seller tried his best to promote that his pigs did not eat clenbuterol, which made me speechless for a while.

took out a one-yuan coin, carried two Chinese cabbages and a small bag of pork, and stood at the bus stop waiting for the bus.