Chapter 116: The Bird's First Kiss on the Face
"Uh~uh~" Lin Jiazhen's face was flushed, and in a panic, he actually fell off the sofa with his head, and Lin Jia, whose head hit the floor and hurt, jumped straight up.
"Crazy, why are you taking off my clothes?" Meimei sat up in a daze, looked at Lin Jia on the ground in a daze, and then looked at the messy clothes on his body.
"I... I..."Lin Jia was speechless, sitting on the ground with his head covered and suddenly running out of words.
Meimei swayed and climbed to the edge of the sofa, the zipper between his legs that was opened by Lin Jia faintly revealed a touch of pink lace, Meimei glanced at Lin Jia, rubbed his eyes hard, and smiled indistinctly: "Oh~!" I... I know... It's gone! Lunatic... Crazy... You're taking advantage of... While I'm drunk, I think... Want to insult me, don't you? ”
"No..."Lin Jia was sweating profusely and couldn't speak nervously, he was finally a virgin and was so bold that he was actually arrested, don't look at his usual tongue to girls, but if there is really anything, he is still very shy.
"Bad... Scoundrel! Meimei was drunk at the moment, and he couldn't tell whether he was angry or angry in a soft tone, Lin Jia was in a cold sweat and waited for Meimei to scold him, and then ignored him, his head was in chaos, and thousands of thoughts flashed by in a flash, what kind of terms such as forcible annihilation, imprisonment, and lure were dangling in front of him, Lin Jia was even worried that Meimei's parents were carrying kitchen knives to kill him, and he was still worried about how to explain to his parents at home.
But after waiting for a while, but didn't hear the sound of Meimei, Lin Jia carefully raised his head and peeked at it but couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, because Meimei was looking at his stomach with a curious face, Lin Jia followed her line of sight to look at his stomach, and sweated again, just now after being so frightened, the bird under his crotch not only did not hide, but shook it energetically, and put Lin Jia's shorts up into a big "tent".
"Maniac... You... What do you put ... Got it in your pants? How... How is it bulging? Meimei stared at Lin Jia's bird curiously, and looked down at his lower abdomen inexplicably, and suddenly shouted with a look of surprise: "Ah! I know... Finish! That's a boy's little **, right!? ”
Frightened as if pinching his legs, Lin Jia was sweating and covered his vital points with his hands, suddenly feeling that he was the victim, but his eyebrows were giggling, he didn't understand the current state at all, Lin Jia thought sadly: "It's over!" This chick really drank too much! I didn't know how to relax and breathe a sigh of relief.
But girls nowadays are really... I really know everything! Lin Jia's face was embarrassed, this is not at all the same as the plots written in the novel, the girl was insulted, didn't she cry and make trouble, and she wanted to commit suicide and hang herself? At least the man has to be responsible, right? Miss, you don't do what you should do, what do you always pay attention to my little **!?
Meimei suddenly stretched out his hand, pulled the stunned Lin Jia up, and muttered vaguely: "Get up... What are you doing on the ground? The ground is dirty... I didn't mop the floor when I went to work..."Lin Jia, who was pulled up, felt panicked below, and when he lowered his head, the little bird was showing off his strength and was demonstrating to Meimei who was sitting on the sofa, and Meimei was also looking at the convex place with a curious face, and the frightened Lin Jia quickly sat down with his legs clamped.
As soon as Lin Jia sat down, his eyebrows leaned over, and he was half-asleep and leaned on Lin Jia's shoulder and muttered, "The boy is so strange... I've only seen my brother's little **, like a little snail... Why is yours so big? Not... Not... Do you like me, madman? Hee-hee... You secretly insulted me while I was drunk... Scoundrel... Well... Well... I like you to hug me, it's very comfortable......" said that, he actually slid down Lin Jia's body, half lying on Lin Jia's body, and his pretty face was hot from alcohol just on Lin Jia's high-chested bird.
"Oh~~..."Lin Jia let out a primitive moan in his throat, not knowing whether it was refreshing or painful, his head was blank, and only a few words were left circling "My little bird is on her face...."
Lin Jia, who hadn't been able to wake up yet, suddenly felt that his little bird was tight, and was tightly grasped by something, and the little bird with green muscles and angry suddenly felt a burst of pleasure and lightning, as if someone had split it in the game, and looked down sharply, Meimei was lying on his lap with a smirk and grabbed the "tent" less than an inch away from her little face with a small hand and pinched it hard, and smirked happily: "Okay... It's hard! So big... Like a stick..."
There was a bang in his head, Lin Jia supported his backward body with one hand, and tried to block the movement of his eyebrows with the other, but he couldn't stretch it out, tilted his head back, opened his mouth wide like a fish on the shore, gasped for breath, and made vague syllables with unknown meanings in his throat, but within a few seconds, Lin Jia suddenly screamed, fell on the sofa at once, his body bowed into a U-shape, and screamed: "Ah! Tap! Tap! It's broken! It's broken! Ah~~~" [Trouble:=. =|||】
The ignorant and curious eyebrows actually didn't do anything, just tugged at the thing that made her curious, watching Lin Jia roll around on the sofa with the bird and then fall down, the confused eyebrows giggled, lying on the sofa with half-open eyes to look at Lin Jia who was lying on the ground next to the sofa with a painful face, and said in a dream: "Crazy... You insulted me just now, am I your wife? Will you marry me? ”
After waiting for a while, he didn't hear Lin Jia's answer, frowned, and said angrily: "No matter!" You just insulted me, and you will be responsible! Marry me... I'm going to wear a beautiful wedding dress....and roses... Uh-huh... Knight in shining armor... Hee-hee! And kiss ......"
Saying that, I don't know what she was thinking in her drunk little head, she actually struggled to roll off the sofa like this, and smashed it on Lin Jia's body, her eyebrows slightly opened her little mouth just hit Lin Jia's mouth heavily, and at the same time, both of them screamed, and they each covered their mouths and rolled on the ground, dizzy! It is estimated that the teeth of the eyebrows, who didn't know how to kiss the mouth, knocked on Lin Jia's lips, and Lin Jia's teeth also knocked on the eyebrows, and the two of them covered their mouths in pain and twisted on the ground, maybe they were knocked hard, and the eyebrows who didn't cry just now were "indecent", and they were crying at this time.
Lin Jia, who finally endured the pain, turned over and sat up, stretched out his hand to wipe it on his face, and actually wiped the blood on his hand, and hit Lin Jia's nose when his eyebrows fell just now....Lin Jia finally got his wish and had a nosebleed!
I only felt that there were bursts of blackness in front of me, and the pain in my lips, nose and the bird, which made Lin Jia feel that he was about to faint, and now the originally majestic bird completely wilted, Lin Jia wanted to shout, but he couldn't make a sound, it was really a memorable "first kiss"!
After feeling that her nose was not bleeding much, Lin Jia struggled to pick up the pitiful crying eyebrows curled up at the foot of the sofa, broke her hand that was covering her small mouth, checked the cherry lips of the eyebrows, and found that it was only a little skin and swollen by her own teeth, so she put her heart at ease, and hugged her eyebrows and coaxed softly when she wanted to cry and laugh, and her heart became a complete mess, what is this called??
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[Trouble: Today is the last day of the push, let's give the last madness! ] Ticket ~ Roar like the ice roars! 】
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