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"Hahaha, hey, hey, hehe, hehe, roar."
Endless excitement and laughter emanated from the grocery store on the street.
Everyone on the street was shocked when they heard it. They all speculated about which psychiatric hospital patient secretly ran out to relax today, and even good people came to find their voices and got into the inconspicuous grocery store one after another.
In the corner of the grocery store, a handsome young guy was squatting on the ground, looking at the front in a daze, with a smile that would never disappear on the corner of his mouth. Maintaining a fixed posture and expression, the bold man stepped forward, stretched out his hand and waved it in front of my eyes.
"Hey, buddy, are you a player or a sculpture?"
"I guess the sound came from here......
"I remember that there were no sculptures in here before, this guy can't be stupid, he can be stupid when he plays a game, this can only be said to be bad luck."
Just when everyone was talking and expressing their opinions, a crisp voice suddenly sounded in the middle of everyone.
"Master, I found you again!"
A whirlwind passed through the crowd and swooped down to me.
Seeing that I didn't pay attention to her, Xiaofeng Shu Yue's beautiful eyes were horizontal, her hands were crossed on her waist, and she turned around and asked the onlookers next to her.
"What did you do to my master?"
"This is your master, hurry up and take it home, your master forgot to take medicine today."
"Eh, sister, you're really miserable, why are you such a stupid X master, why don't you follow me, wrap the chicken and the eyes and warm the bed."
"Eh, what a good girl, such a master on the stall, God has no eyes, it's really a man who is afraid of entering the wrong line, and a woman is afraid of following the wrong man. You all know how happy you are to follow your brother. A middle-aged man pointed to Xiaofeng Shuyue and me, and gave his younger brothers a vivid and appropriate philosophy lesson.
Xiaofeng Shuyue was said by everyone to be red-faced, but she didn't know how to refute it, her little face was suffocated, but her eyes stared at these men in front of her without admitting defeat, and she didn't lose in momentum.
"I'm just taking a nap, why are so many people watching here? Apprentice, did you charge them tickets? Stretching, I got up from the low wooden bench.
"Damn, it turns out that this thing sleeps here, I said there were no sculptures here before." A short-haired boy was very arrogant and walked around to verify his foresight.
"Sister, it just so happens that your master has also woken up, it's better to be like this, I don't think you're a very reliable person, it's better for you to give me your apprentice, I'll definitely take it well, at least it's much more reliable than you." The uncle who wanted to accept apprentices before was still tirelessly persuading me at this time.
Without paying attention to the other party, I asked Xiaofeng Shuyue.
"In the past, I didn't want to accept apprentices, but today I have the idea of accepting apprentices, and there are so many people here to testify, you decide for yourself, whether to follow me or follow the bald uncle."
"Damn, what do you mean by Y, uncle is uncle, please don't add a bald one in front, okay?" The bald uncle protested strongly.
"Hmph, are you bald in the first place?" Xiaofeng Shuyue replied sensitively and wittily, the bald uncle was flushed, but he couldn't refute it, so he had to hold his breath and swallow it in his stomach.
"Hee-hee, of course I'm following you, hahaha." Soon, Xiaofeng Shuyue made her decision, and happily hugged my arm tightly, and there was a soft and very comfortable feeling from the arm to the heart. Suddenly, my heart tightened, damn it, this touch is really real!
"Okay, since you worship me as a teacher, you naturally want to give you something good." As I spoke, I took my hand out of Xiaofeng Shuyue's embrace, reached into the package and fiddled with it for a while, took out some pills, and put them in front of Xiaofeng Shuyue.
"Cut, I thought it was something, you are too cold as a master, just send such an ordinary pill to your apprentice. Girl, if you're messing with me, can you at least get you a decent weapon? The bald uncle, who had fallen behind, seized the opportunity to sneer, and was faced with a bucket of cold water.
"Wow, this recovery effect is twice as good as the pill of the same grade sold in the store, master, you are so powerful, how can there be such a good pill?!" Just as everyone in the shop stole a disdainful glance at me, Xiaofeng broke the endless silence with a pleasant exclamation.
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and immediately laughed.
"Hahaha, little girl, it's not so round for you to help your master lie."
"I'm rubbing, it's good to be young, I really dare to say it, it's so much stronger than the pill in the store, is it possible?"
"Okay, good company, it seems that these two people are not saved. Complicit, a raccoon dog, no wonder this girl is reluctant to give up this stupid X master. ”
I had a faint smile on my face, and I didn't explain or justify, just looked at each other quietly. Xiaofeng opened her mouth to defend herself, I waved my hand at her, motioned for her not to speak, and led her to the outside of the grocery store.
When we passed by the bald uncle, the bald uncle took a step across and blocked us, squeezing out a smile on his face, and said to me.
"Hehe, this brother is extraordinary, he is not surprised by changes, he is very stylish, I don't know if you can lend me the pill?"
"Hmph, why should I show you, if you don't believe it, you won't believe it, and we don't ask you to believe it." Before I could speak, Xiaofeng Shuyue refuted the bald uncle. It seems that this little Y head was indeed angered by the other party, and he was panicked in his heart.
"Uncle, although you are bald, you do have some eyesight, and it doesn't hurt to give you one for your eyesight." The voice was implemented, and I used a pill at a more awkward angle to flick it directly towards the bald uncle, who reached out and grabbed it very casually. Looking at his relaxed and casual appearance, it seems that he still has some ability.
When I borrowed the pill, the bald uncle's eyes widened and widened, and his face was full of disbelief. The mouth was wide open, as if it was going to eat people, and it took half a day to spit out two words from the throat.
"Holy!"
Soon, the bald uncle hid the pill in his hand into his package, smiled all over his face, and said to me with a spring breeze.
"Hey, hey, little brother, I was just joking with you just now, please don't worry about it, I don't know if it's convenient for you now, how about we talk about business in another place?"
Hearing what the bald uncle said, and then contacting the change in his attitude before and after, the people around him immediately knew the strangeness.
"I bought a watch last year, and there really is a super pill that is twice as strong as the pill sold in the store?!"
"Hey, bald, you're meowing."
"That's it, everyone has been waiting here for so long, you can squeak when you see it."
"The big guy has been waiting for so long, and you Y is not kind."
Seeing that it caused public anger, the bald uncle smiled, waved his hand to the people behind him, and said loudly.
"Brothers, you can't blame me, I'm not afraid of scaring everyone. This elixir is indeed a little higher than the one sold in the shop, now please let me go, this brother and I still have something to say. ”
After finishing speaking, the bald uncle pushed through the crowd with both hands and walked towards the outside of the grocery store with Xiaofeng Shuyue.
"I'll go, it looks like it's true, there really is such an anti-heaven elixir?!"
"Boss, shocking news, outside the nickname, the Chaos City grocery store is shocked to see the anti-heaven elixir, come and grab it!"
"Hey, I'm the boss, hurry up and get some money for Lao Tzu, why are you asking so much, hurry up!"
"Damn, stop them, don't let them go, you must stop them, don't all the big guys who have such break have a share? It's not that we don't give money, right? A deep voice in the crowd shouted like this, and in an instant, the crowd was excited, and they all rushed forward as if their eyes were red, forming a wall of people, and surrounded the three of us.
The bald uncle began to sweat all over his head, and beads of sweat the size of beans kept flowing from the bare head, and the uncle was soon "sweating." ”
He turned his head, looked at me helplessly, and sighed.
"Brother, this is miserable, we can't get out, what do you think of this situation?"
"Hmph, it's all your fault, you're so stupid, you can't act, others will know that there is something strange in it at a glance. It's so bad that we're stuck in here now, and we can't get out. "I was about to talk, and Xiaofeng Shuyue's sister behind me said through the horn, making the bald uncle feel a little like looking for a crack to get into.
I went up and patted the bald uncle on the shoulder, and said with a slight smile.
"It's okay, I can't blame you for this, if you want to blame, you can only blame the charm of the pill."
The bald uncle had a relieved expression, and finally let go of his heart when he saw that I didn't blame him, and now he still can't offend me, after all, he still wants to buy this kind of superb elixir from me.
Walking in front of the human wall, I swept through the dense crowd, and there were still people rushing towards me outside.
I cleared my throat and spoke to the crowd.
"Everyone, today's incident is because of me, the so-called bell must be tied to the bell, then it is up to me to solve this problem."
"There are so many people here, how are you going to solve it? Do you have so many pills? If not, what nonsense are you talking about here? ”
"Yes, everyone needs it, it's not easy to distribute, everyone has to get at least dozens or hundreds of pills to be reasonable."
Before I could finish speaking, the bottom of the pot exploded with a chatter. Everyone, you didn't take me as a key person in your eyes at all, I came to solve the problem, but I was ignored by Hongguoguo, you said depressed or not.