The hometown of the elder brother Su Zijian is in a small town called "Willow Ditch" in the next city. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At about 10 o'clock, Takato arrived.

Well, the bride must have already walked through the door, as evidenced by the thick crumbs of firecrackers and the slumpy cars. The most important point is clear: Su Zijian's father is still tied to a tree!

The customs vary from place to place, but those who are easy to be tossed on the wedding day often can't escape the following types of people:

First, parents-in-law.

Second, the groom and his wife.

Third, bridesmaids and groomsmen.

The so-called "wedding day is no size", the villagers are quite happy to see such activities.

I saw that Old Man Su was wearing a high hat, a women's bra, his face was covered with ink, and there were oil bottles and vinegar bottles hanging on his chest, which were tied with scotch tape and tree trunks, and he couldn't move at all.

"Let me go! Let me go down......"

Su Zijian, who was in a suit and leather shoes next to him, was embarrassed: "Dad, they said that they would tie it up for a while, but I don't dare to put you down, otherwise, you will have to suffer two sins." ”

Old man Su said angrily: "Get out! You little bunny......"

Su Zijian bared his teeth to dodge, and happened to run into Gao Yuan's classmate who came in stride.

"Yo! Eighth child, are you done? ”

"Sorry, I'm late."

"Hehe, understand, hurry up and go home, the coaches are all on the second floor."

"Hey!"

Su Zijian suddenly grabbed him: "Old eight, you haven't eaten yet, have you?" ”

Gao Yuan said: "Ah! ”

Su Zijian said: "Let's go, I'll take you to the kitchen mat to make up for it, the flatbread just out of the pot, roll some pig ear beef, it's definitely delicious!" It's a flowing water seat here, and the old and young masters of our boxing gym have all passed by, so you can only wait for the third row if you have to wait......"

Gao Yuan licked his lips and said, "Are there any big meatballs?" ”

Su Zijian said: "Yes! All of them are bigger, more powerful than fists! ”

Gao Yuan said: "Let's go, hold on!" ”

Su Zijian is a celebrity in the local area and even in the city, how can he not have money to go to the hotel to do errands? The old family pays attention to a lively and festive atmosphere, and the flowing water seat can better reflect the plot of the township, eating meat in the open air and chatting loudly, which is a pleasant feeling that can not be found in the hotel.

Gao Yuan counted silently, wow, there were sixteen tables in the courtyard at the same time!

Sixteen tables in one row, thirty-two tables in two rows, and forty-eight tables in three rows! Based on the calculation of eleven people per table, there must be at least more than 500 people! The amount of food consumed on this day will be an astronomical amount!

"Chop chop!" "Dangdang!" "Thorny ......"

In the makeshift kitchen, several masters are busy working by the cauldron with shovels in their hands, and some elderly uncles and aunts help wash vegetables, select vegetables, and cut them, and everyone is happy and happy.

Gao Yuan twitched his nose and said, "It's so fragrant?" Is it fried eel? ”

Su Zijian stretched out his head and said, "That's right! ”

Gao Yuan said: "Let's have a bowl!" ”

Su Zijian said: "Gotcha! ”

Fifteen minutes later, Gao Yuan finished out a bowl of eel, a bowl of beef, four meatballs and two flatbreads, and Shi Shiran walked outside.

An aunt glared at her back and said, "What a loser!" Who can stand up to him doing this? ”

Another uncle chimed in: "Well, if he is my son, I will let him go upside down and harm the old man......"

……

Su Zijian's home is covered with a three-story small building with foreign style, covered with tiles inside and out, and it looks very new, and it is estimated that it has been erected in the past few years.

"Eighth child, I'm busy in front, I don't have time, you go up and keep an eye on it, don't let those boys go too far! Your sister-in-law is thin-skinned, and she will be made crying again when she turns around! ”

Gao Yuan sneered: "Let me protect my sister-in-law? Isn't that a sheep in the mouth of a tiger? You're so bold! ”

Su Zijian raised his middle finger: "Get out of ......"

As soon as Gao Yuan reached the second floor, bursts of screams and bad laughter came to his face! Tut-tut, it's miserable, it's not even night! Old Su is waiting for bad luck! How could the animals in the club let him go?

On the sofa outside, Wu Congjun, Ma Chao, Li Wangxiang and other coaches talked and laughed happily, and many media friends sat next to them to chat and chat, with sharp eyes, and also found the trainee location of "Boxing World" Su Ying's little girl.

"Yo! Xiao Yuan! ”

"It's late!"

People who knew each other waved in greeting, and Gao Yuan nodded in greeting.

Su Ying's little face turned pale, and she was the first to lean over and say, "God...... Gao Yuan, how can you follow up with bandits, it's too scary! I don't even dare to find a partner! ”

Gao Yuan said: "Uh, is it so exaggerated? ”

Su Ying said: "Yes, your brothers and sisters are too disagreeable, the bride and bridesmaids are made to cry by them!" Especially what Yang Kai is the worst! It is really unreasonable that the Asian championship should be obtained by such a shameless person! ”

Gao Yuan said: "Uh, what did he do to anger and resent?" ”

Su Ying said: "Hmph! Stinky rascals\hooligans! Always reach out and secretly pull the bridesmaid's skirt! ”

Gao Yuan: "......"

Outside the master bedroom in the east, densely surrounded by idlers from all walks of life, there is a large area of Wuyang, not to mention joining in the fun, you can't even get in! Gao Yuan saw that there were still people who fell at the door one after another, so he had to shake his head and retreat.

Not long after, he actually saw the stupid figure of Yang Kai.

"Hey, how can you give it up?"

Yang Laoqi said: "Where is the eighth child?" Damn, I was squeezed and squeezed by my brothers, and my wound hurt, so I had it stitched up, and if I broke it open again, it would be over! ”

Gao Yuan said: "Well, it makes sense, safety first." ”

Yang Kai smiled lewdly: "Tell you, there are two bridesmaids in it, and the short-haired chest is bigger......"

Gao Yuan said: "Where are you looking?" ”

Yang Kai said: "NO! Can you see clearly? I've touched it with my own hands while I'm in chaos......"

Gao Yuan said: "Beast! ”

Yang Kai sat down next to him, and apprehension and hope suddenly appeared on his face: "Old eight, have you heard of love at first sight?" ”

Gao Yuan was shocked: "What! It can't be the big-breasted bridesmaids, right? The pace is a little faster! ”

Yang Kai said: "Go!" When I was just leaving, I happened to meet Su Ying from "Boxing World", and I was very impressed by her last interview. Unlike the bridesmaids in the eyebrow paintings, she was so natural and so clean that I instantly felt as if I had been punched and even my heart stopped! ”

Gao Yuan: "Uh......"

Yang Kai said: "Do you think I will have a chance in the future?" ”

Gao Yuan thought about what Su Ying had said to him, couldn't bear to hit him, and coughed: "Maybe, who hasn't pursued it yet?" ”

Yang Laoqi smiled with satisfaction and happily immersed himself in his own world.

In the evening, after the performance team was set up, the blind dates in the vicinity slowly gathered and surrounded the stage to watch.

It's an indispensable part of a rural wedding: friends and family order songs and sing them live.

If you order a song, the host will announce loudly in front of everyone how much money so-and-so spent, what kind of auspicious song he ordered for the bride and groom, and the person who is called will naturally feel that it is a big face, and the newlyweds can also get benefits in the end.

(Note: The stage team generally has a base of 2,000 yuan, and the money earned is given to the groom.) ）

Lao Cheng's third senior brother, Sun Hongwei, held the song list in his hand and said: "Now, brothers, come and choose songs, don't make a difference, two hundred yuan per person!" ”

Gao Yuandao: "Flowers and a Full Moon"!

Everyone: Okay!

Dai Xiaoqiang said: "Today you want to marry me"!

Everyone: Okay!

Cheng Mingdao: "Love is a word"!

Everyone: Okay!

Yang Kaidao: "You Hurt Me"!

Everyone: Get out of ......

The climax of the wedding was that Su Zijian and his wife were dragged onto the stage by everyone and forced to sing a love song duet, but they just sang a few words, and the music was suddenly changed to the square dance divine comedy "Free Flying"!

"Hahaha......"

The premeditated friends cheered in unison, and the hula rushed to the top, twisting their butts one by one! But they twisted and twisted, and it became the set of boxing exercises that Coach Li adapted at the beginning!

Shake! Dodge! Dive! Lean back! Uniformly, in circles!

The groom's elder brother led the way, and he didn't know why he burst into tears......

Gao Yuan didn't go up to make a fool of himself, he watched from behind, and suddenly restrained his smile, stunned.

What a lovely land, what a lovely brother! Everyone can support each other and warm each other, but they are forced to walk into a foreign country and into an unknown journey again......