Chapter 15: "I Want to Be a Student"
After the long kiss, Ma Yue let go of Lu Deng, and took a step back in the desperate and stupid eyes of everyone, blushing with shame. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Lu Deng stood still for a moment, and suddenly his face was distorted, and he fell to the ground as if he was about to transform into a monster, and the bones on his body rattled.
Ma Yue was stupid, just kissed it, as for being so excited that he went crazy?
After 10 minutes, Lu Deng stood up, and Ma Yue found something even more amazing, he suddenly grew much taller and wider, the sleeves of his shirt were shortened, and he was tight against his body, his pants shrunk above the ankles, and his thighs seemed to be stretched at any time......
Lu Deng's limbs seemed to have just grown, and his body staggered one by one, and he almost fell. Lu Deng didn't care, moved his hands and feet, and after a moment everything was as usual.
Everyone noticed Lu Deng's change: "Did this guy grow taller and stronger all of a sudden?" ”
"Seems to be."
"What seems to be, it's obvious, I was a head taller than him just now, and I'm almost taller now."
", you two were about the same just now, and now he's a head taller than you! You're used to looking down on people with dog eyes! ”
What's going on? Why is this happening, Ma Yue, who is the closest, feels the most obvious change in Lu Deng - you have to look down at him before kissing him, and you have to look up at him after kissing him.
"Lu Deng, you...... What's wrong? ”
Lu Deng didn't care to observe the changes in his body carefully, he first grabbed Ma Yue's hands in his hands and said, "Thank you Yueyue." ”
"Why thank me?"
"Because this deep kiss of yours will become the greatest pride, the most precious treasure and the most long-term nostalgia in my life. Not only that, but this kiss kissed off the ugly and short ancient seal on my body, you see, I have grown taller and stronger all at once, and I will wake up tomorrow morning, and I will be sunny and handsome, and it will surprise you. ”
"Hmm......" Ma Yue was still immersed in shock, and Lu Deng's words stopped in his ears, but he didn't have time to digest them.
"Wait Ma Yue, now I have to settle accounts with Sun Lala and the fart worm first!" Lu Deng put down Ma Yue's hands, turned his head to look at Sun Lala and the fart, and as soon as his eyes made contact, Sun Lala and the farts took a step back in fright:
"You...... Are you a monster? ”
"I'm your uncle! You're the monster! What did you two say just now, if Ma Yue kissed me, you want to give me the sports car, right? You're going to do a handstand in class, right? Come on, give me the car keys. ”
Sun Lala's face darkened. At this time, a young man about 20 years old came to Sun Lala angrily, and when he saw it, he grabbed his ears:
"Sun Lala, you bastard, you don't pay for renting my sports car! What's the matter, I also heard that you still borrowed loan sharks and gave the money to a girl named Ma Yue to tear and play, is there such a thing? Let's go, we'll have to settle this account. ”
As soon as the young people in society worked hard, they twisted Sun Lala's ears and dragged them away.
Lu Deng and his friends were stunned: Ho! What did Confucius say? "Some of them are real, and some of them are pretended!" But no matter how much you pretend, Sun Lala can pretend!
The sports car was gone, Lu Deng didn't care, and turned to look at the mother's. "Ass, it's your turn, handstand class!"
The corners of the mouth twitched with the fart, and after holding it for a long time, he suddenly looked at Ma Yue and said a word, as soon as these words came out, Lu Deng immediately decided to spare him - "Yueyue, do you care about your boyfriend?" ”
Even Ma Yue was surprised, and the fart worm would really change the direction of the wind.
didn't wait for Ma Yue to speak, someone behind him howled like thunder: "Boyfriend, boyfriend, when are you still in love?" It's time for the college entrance examination, do you know? ”
Liang Hongfei, the head of the third grade and the head teacher of the third (1) class, stood behind him, and suddenly everyone was so frightened that everyone scattered and fled, and even Ma Yue hid back in the classroom!
Liang Hongfei is the most ruthless teacher in the whole grade, teaching Chinese, Lu Deng didn't dare to provoke him at all, and he turned around and ran. Liang Hongfei didn't care about others, and grabbed Lu Deng alone: "Lu Deng, you stop for me!" ”
Lu Deng had already run to the door of the classroom, and when he heard the shouting, he had to stop, turn around, scratch his head, and smile shyly: "Teacher Liang, hello." ”
Liang Hongfei frowned, his face was dark, and he "hummed" before he spoke: "Hmph!" Come with me to the office. Liang Hongfei walked away with his hands behind his back, and Lu Deng followed nervously.
Lu Deng was not less scolded by Liang Hongfei in the office. Liang Hongfei also has a problem with scolding, the more teachers present, the more energetic he scolds, and the longer the battle line is, without caring about the face of the students.
Lu Deng was nervous, what is the reason for scolding me today? For the love letter just now? No, besides, he doesn't care about so many people, so he has to hold me alone? Then I'm too unlucky?
When I arrived at the third-grade teacher's office, there was a room full of teachers preparing for class!
Liang Hongfei is the section chief, and this office is the largest in the world, with a separate desk and a separate space separated by a screen.
After entering the door, Liang Hongfei first held the whip on the table in his hand and pulled it out one by one, as if he was going to beat someone. Lu Deng didn't dare to approach, so he hid straight back!
"Stand up for me!"
Liang Hongfei snorted, and all the teachers turned their heads to look at Liang Hongfei and Lu Deng. Some teachers frowned and whispered: "Liang Heizi is going to scold again!" ”
"Isn't that Lu Deng? I haven't seen him for a few days, why did he suddenly grow so much taller? ”
"Lu Deng, too, knows that Liang Heizi has a violent temper, why are you messing with him!"
"Hey, I think there's a mystery in this, remember this time last year? It's time for the college entrance examination, Liang Heizi is afraid that it will affect the admission rate, so he finds a reason to expel several students, and it is okay not to expel him, unless his parents give him gifts. ”
"Listen to you, it's really possible! Liang Heizi is too much, whether it is a good student or a bad student, everyone has the right to be educated, it is time for the college entrance examination, what is the matter with you expelling someone? I can't even get a high school diploma, doesn't this ruin the future of other people's children? ”
Lu Deng couldn't hear their conversation, and he was still thinking about the reason why he was called and scolded by Liang Hongfei.
"Smack!" The whip in Liang Hongfei's hand slammed on the table, frightening Lu Deng.
"Lu Deng, say, why did I call you?"
Here we go again! I know why you called me! The teacher criticizes people like this, like a prisoner, "Say, what did you do wrong?" ”
Is there a mistake to throw a "swindle bomb" first, as soon as the timid student heard this, he immediately confessed to several crimes. After confessing, I found out that this is not what the teacher said at all!
Lu Deng has the most experience in fighting with teachers, and he is not wrong to say that even if he is wrong, he will never admit it without three or five people to testify.
"Teacher Liang, you are confused about me, how do I know why you called me, I thought about it, I have been very honest recently, I have not caused disasters or troubles, and I have studied with my head bored. It's almost the college entrance examination, the teacher is anxious, we are even more anxious, if we don't get a good score in the exam, I'm sorry for the teachers' earnest teachings, I want to study hard, I want to be a top student......"
"Smack!" Liang Hongfei's whip slammed on the table again, "Shut up for me!" Do you study? Are you a top student? Let's see if the pigs will go up the tree! I warn you Lu Deng, don't leave me here to pretend to be confused, don't explain that I will fire you, save you from being a black sheep, a grain of mouse feces spoils a pot of soup! ”
The teachers outside the screen listened with their ears pricked up: "How's it going?" Let's get to the point, Liang Heizi is really an expelled student! Listen to what reason he can find......"