Poor Son:

On the day you were born, lightning and thunder roared all night, I thought you were an angel, and thunder and lightning were the gongs and drums that heaven sent you down to earth. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After 18 years, I have to admit that the thunder and lightning that day was more like a celebration of heaven - they finally threw you like a burden to me and your mother.

The first time we saw you, we immediately felt abandoned by God.

In terms of physiognomy, people can generally be divided into three types: one from heaven, one from earth, and you from the underworld. How to describe it? The facial features are distorted and improperly matched, which is too temperamental to the first-generation ID card.

Because of this, I quarrel with your mother every day, I suspect that she has had an affair, she suspects me of plastic surgery, and we both suspect that the hospital has transferred you.

However, it turned out that nothing had ever happened, and the only explanation was that we must have done evil in our previous lives - or else how could we have given birth to such a thing!

No matter how unbearable you are, we still decided to train you to become the pride of the sky, hoping that you will get ahead. Hawking is like that, hasn't he become a generation of physics kings?

However, God is "fair" and has not only given you an ugly appearance, but also unlucky luck so that you do not appear out of place. You never want to be a role model, but you are unstoppable on the road to becoming a Kaizi.

It's been 18 years, and you're in your third year of high school, but you've never failed math, you haven't scored 20 points in English, and your Chinese is a little better, but your handwriting is ugly, and a crawl of shell Lang is enough for you to copy for a day. After more than ten years of studying, you finally said, "It's better to mix in kindergarten!" ”

Growing up so big, you do one thing with perseverance, determination, and tenacity - writing love letters, chasing girls. You must have written more than 300 love letters, and you have written all kinds of crooked melons and cracked dates, and you have never succeeded once.

Child, don't write love letters, it's easy for others to write love letters, and it's easy for you to cause trouble when you write love letters. Accept the reality, the reality is always like this, the girl you like is someone else's, and the girl you don't like is someone else's.

When I wrote this letter, your mother cried again, and she always sighed with emotion in her life: "Birth, easy." Live and easy. Life is not easy. ”

Life is like a coin: there is a side A and a side B, but in your life, the B side is not A, but S.

When I wrote the letter, your mother wouldn't let me use that wording, but I couldn't help it!

Let's get to the point. Having said so much, in fact, Mom and Dad still love you very much.

You see that delicate box, right? Inside is an elven egg, which you and your mother have spent all their savings (note: it is all savings, that is, from now on, there is a problem you have to face seriously - you have no money) and agreed to go to the elven hall to work as a handyman.

If there's anything else mom and dad can do for you, it's this.

This elf egg is not visible to others, only you can see it. The elf elder said that it is a basketball elf egg, you have liked to play basketball since you were a child, it can help you realize your ideals and change your destiny.

Remember your son, listen to its words, you will do whatever it tells you to do, no matter how tired and bitter you are, you will treat yourself as two hundred and five, no matter how difficult and dangerous it is, you will treat yourself as a two-skinned face.

Finally, I wish my son all the best, don't worry about us, and see you again.

Daddy's word Mom's word

XX year, XX month, XX day

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They abandoned me anyway!

Eighteen-year-old Lu Deng put down the letter, covered his face with his hands, and his shoulders trembled......

For a long time, hey, why didn't there be any tears? This is a parting letter, shouldn't you cry out loud? Forget it, don't shake your shoulders, it's all pretended.

It's also a good thing that parents are leaving, they can start a new life, and it's a relief, isn't it?

Box! Genie?

The delicate box is next to it, is there really a basketball elf inside?

Lu Deng picked up the box and knocked on it, but there was no sound. Carefully opened, "Wow! A white light burst out, and Lu Deng was startled.

I saw a strange egg the size of a goose egg jumping up and down like a bouncy ball, and said, "Suffocate me!" Suffocate me......"

The monster jumped up and down a full twenty times before stopping.

Lu Deng scratched his head, teasing Daddy didn't lie to me, there is really such a thing!

"Hey, what are you?"

Hearing the sound, the monster slowly turned half a circle on the ground, from "back" to Lu Deng, to "face" to Lu Deng, and it actually had two eyes, a nose and a mouth, like a face drawn in a cartoon.

At first glance at Lu Deng, the monster jumped three times in fright, and shouted with a crooked mouth: "Ahhhhh ”

"Fuck you uncle! You also say me, believe it or not, I got some salt to salt you? ”

The freak was silent.

Lu Deng's curiosity was completely aroused, this little thing had a mouth and eyes, the eyes looked left and right, the mouth could speak, especially the expression was rich, and it would be surprised and scared.

"You're really a basketball elf?

"Please call me the supreme, noble, and beautiful little princess of the flower elves. Are you Lu Deng? Damn, it's ugly, I'm afraid your only value is to make the world diverse. If you are lucky, your life is about to be reversed when you meet me, and you have meat to eat, milk to eat, and women to eat with your sister...... Not to mention this, it is not suitable for children. ”

is still a "chatter", Lu Deng was very excited: "You really bought it by my father?" ”

"Moreover, elves are not what you want to buy, you can buy them if you want to, it is a two-way choice. First of all, I chose you, and it just so happened that your parents were willing to spend money and work in the Elven Temple, so the deal was concluded. ”

"So, can you really change my fate? Why should I believe you? ”

The weirdo said disdainfully, "Don't believe me? Do you have any other options? So ugly, so short, is there a meter seven in shoes?

"You love basketball, and your parents are looking forward to sending you to the school team, but for three years, you have neither grown taller, nor have you 'balled', and even the stupidest little rampant on the school team can bully you, and there is no other value than buying water for everyone.

"And your cultural scores, you are in your third year of high school, and all subjects add up to less than 100 points! You can't play, you can't go to college, you say, what else can you do but believe me? ”

"Trust you! Do you want to praise me? But what can you do for me? ”

"It's not me who does anything for you, you and I have a win-win relationship. From now on, I will change your destiny, and I will use your achievements to complete my practice. ”

Lu Deng didn't understand: "What do you mean?" ”

"To put it simply, you beat an opponent on the court, get all kinds of honors, or sign a big contract, endorsement advertising, etc., all of which will be converted into basketball factors," Elf Egg said.

"The more basketball factors I have, the faster I will grow, and when I reach a certain value, my body will produce all kinds of magical elixirs, which can help you improve your skills or bring you good luck, which is like a 'basketball growth mutual aid system'.

"Of course, the magic is much more than that, I am a female elf, I have to absorb the 'beauty factor', and when you kiss, touch, and push a woman, I can replicate the good in that woman.

"The more beautiful and high-end a woman is, the more beauty factor I will acquire, and the faster my cultivation will be. Then my body will also form 'beauty' pills, which will be specially used to improve your body and will, such as making you taller, more handsome, stronger, have perseverance, and so on. It's called the Beauty Growth System. I've said so much, do you understand? ”

Lu Deng scratched his head and said, "Understanding is understanding, but it's too suspenseful." ”

"You understand, pay attention, now you and I are combined."

"Fit? What fits? ”

"A fit is a fit!"

Before Lu Deng could understand what was happening, suddenly a white light flashed, and the elf egg turned into a bolt of lightning and hit Lu Deng's left arm.

Look at the position of the watch on the left arm and leave a watch-sized circular tattoo, the tattoo pattern is a white egg, a small mouth, and two eyes.

The two eyes suddenly blinked, and the small mouth said, "This is the fit!" Remember, my name is 'miracles', and all you have to do is believe in miracles.

"You and I have the same heart, and we don't need words to communicate with each other, and you know it when you think of me. Also, this tattoo is only visible to you, and no one else can see it. ”

"That's right." Lu Deng nodded.

Suddenly, the tattoo shines, and a coquettish purple virtual screen appears in front of your eyes, on which there are several options:

[Basketball Factor]: 55

[Beauty factor]: 75

[Item]: [Magic Replica Pill] (1 pill).

There is a small note below: The basketball factor and the beauty factor are accumulated to 100 points respectively, and a magic elixir can be randomly generated each.

Oh, I see, the system is simple. But what is the [Magic Replica Pill]?

Lu Deng was confused, and with a light tap of the [Magic Copy Pill] on the screen, a small pill with white gas floated in the air. A line of small print appears below:

"[Magic Replica Pill], attributes: one-time consumable items, which can copy one of the opponent's skills through handshakes, kisses, skin contact, etc. The copied skill is permanent until a higher-level skill of the same type replaces it. Constant effect: 1 hour. ”

"Miracle mm come out, what does this mean? How do I use the Magic Replica Pill? ”

The miracle elf jumped out of the tattoo and floated in front of Lu Deng's eyes: "Simple, go find a basketball master, eat the magic copy pill, and then copy his single magic skill." For example, ball control skills, three-point shooting, you can do it. Copy a magic skill, and fight for ten years less. ”

"So against the sky?"

"It's just against the sky."

"That's amazing, I'll click on it now." Lu Deng was very excited, and was about to click, when the miracle shouted: "Stop, you ate it before you found a master?" The time limit is only one hour, and if you can't find a master within an hour after eating, the elixir will expire. ”

Lu Deng was taken aback: "Then don't eat it yet." With a flick of his finger, the magic pill returned to the inventory.

"Copying the master's divine skills, how can there be a master?"