217, bird language to ask for directions

The media glared at each other, as if trying to find out who had wasted this precious opportunity. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Did you ask?"

"No, that's not what I asked."

"That's you."

"How is it possible, who cares about this."

"Who the hell is that?"

"Could it be the white shirt, you see he looks decent."

"Who, I didn't ask that. I didn't have a funny head, how could I ask such a retarded question. ”

"And who do you say?"

"What's the matter with me, I didn't ask anyway."

"I didn't ask."

"Neither do I."

"Ahem......" A beautiful lady coughed lightly, and everyone looked at her suspiciously. Who knows the woman's words, "It seems that I didn't hear anyone ask about this just now, could it be that he did it on purpose." ”

"I'll go, yes, absolutely."

"That's not a question, we have to ask it again."

"Everybody wait, wait. Can you unify it, so as not to be fooled by him later. ”

"Good idea, everyone should want to know about the same, so why don't we sum it up?"

"Okay, I'll talk about my problem first."

“……”

A group of media turned a blind eye to Dongfang Sheng and the others, and actually started to discuss, and Wang Xueming's face turned green when he heard it.

Soon, the results were discussed, and after summarizing everyone's questions, the lady just now asked: "Mr. Dongfang Sheng, are you going to take out the ** official to prove that your little brother is big?" ”

"Poof!"

Wang Xueming almost vomited blood, should he be so violent, is this a problem, this is clearly three questions. Do you want to be so obscene, and you have to ask such a personal question, don't you know that it violates privacy?

He argued a few times with a dark face, but he was overwhelmed by the crowd, so he could only translate the question to Dongfang Sheng in a low voice, and then said: "You should think about this question first, don't leave a tongue on people." ”

Dongfang Sheng nodded, his eyes rolling. He already regretted the obscene actions he made in the ring, and he guessed that he was going to make a joke, Ke Nima, you are a media reporter in the sports section, can you not be so gossip as in the entertainment industry.

"Mr. Dongfang Sheng......" Seeing that he didn't move, the reporter called twice.

Enduring the embarrassment, Dongfang Sheng said cautiously: "I wasn't ready to take out the ** official, I just removed the crotch guard, that thing made me very uncomfortable." That's it, the three questions are over, please let go. ”

"Mr. Dongfang Katsu......"

"Let Jean, please let Jean."

"Mr. Dongfang Katsu......"

"Please let me go, and please don't ask about privacy."

"Mr. Dongfang Katsu......"

"Sir, sister, sir, get out of the way." Dongfang Sheng scolded in his heart, spread his hands and squeezed out of the crowd.

It was not easy for a few people to escape from the encirclement, but the media reporters did not intend to let go and continued to chase after them.

"You go first, we'll follow."

"Okay, thank you." Dongfang Sheng agreed, took a step and ran into the distance. Wang Xueming and others held hands and lined up on a wall to block reporters.

After running for more than ten minutes, Dongfang Sheng was dumbfounded.

"What kind of place is this, I damn it, I didn't bring anything, I didn't grab my mobile phone, I didn't grab my bag, I didn't have any clothes, I didn't know the way, I didn't know English, how can I go back, I don't ...... it."

At this time, Dongfang Sheng was shirtless, wearing a pair of blue boxing shorts, and boxing shoes under his feet. The bandages on his hands were not unfastened, and he just stood on the side of the street like something.

People passing by looked at him curiously, and the rate of turning back was 100%.

After staying for a while, Dongfang Sheng returned the way he came, and said in his heart that there was no way, even if he was caught, even if he was unlucky.

Soon, Dongfang Sheng walked to the crossroads, and after identifying the direction, he grabbed his head with his hands and was confused.

"I was turning left or right just now, I should have turned right, no, no, it seems to be a left. Hey, it's not like walking by, could it be a right turn...... I don't have an impression of this street, didn't I turn just now, I ran straight? ”

When he ran away just now, he was too anxious, and Dongfang Sheng really couldn't remember how the road was going at this time.

Passers-by looked at Dongfang Sheng spinning around in a circle like a fool, and he was dressed strangely. A beautiful girl passing by took out her mobile phone and called the police: "911, there is a person on Williams Avenue who behaves abnormally, dresses strangely, and is suspected of being mentally ill, can you come and take a look?" ”

"Okay, I'll wait, you guys can come quickly."

"Don't worry, I won't irritate him, I'll just watch from the sidelines."

"It's over, he's coming to me, what should I do?"

"Oh my God, I didn't lie to you, he really walked towards me and raised his hand. Oh buy ga, don't ......"

Dongfang Sheng raised his hand and trembled in fright, and said in his heart What is the matter with this girl, is she neurotic?

The "CanCan ......" girl was told by the police not to move, lest the mentally ill misunderstand that she was going to hurt him and act aggressively. So, the girl trembled and said, "Can.I.help.you?" ”

Damn, I can actually understand this sentence, I didn't learn English in vain in junior high school.

“yes.yes。” Dongfang Sheng rubbed his hands together, his forehead almost sweating, "I.no.know.road!you.can.tell.me.Moulton.hotel.where?"

The girl was stunned by Dongfang Sheng's bird language, it didn't look like a mental illness, he didn't know English, got lost?

The nervousness eased somewhat, and after thinking about Dongfang Sheng's question carefully, he burst out laughing after a while. Then he took out his mobile phone, opened a software, selected a voice translation assistant, and said to the software: "Do you want to ask for directions?" ”

Click on it, and the Chinese translation will come out of the phone.

"I'm rubbing, high-tech." Dongfang Sheng exclaimed in surprise and almost snatched the other party's mobile phone.

"I'm rubbing, high-tech!" The girl clicked again, and after the voice translation software faithfully translated it, she frowned slightly.

"No, not to talk to you. I...... Yes, yes, yes, I want to ask for directions, do you know how to get to the Moulton Hotel, what, forget it, do you have a pen and paper, can you do me a favor and help me write out the word Moulton Hotel. Dongfang Sheng explained anxiously.

After listening to the voice translation, the girl calmed down. took out a sticky note paper and pen from the bag, wrote the contents with a brush, and handed them to Dongfang Sheng.

After taking a look, Dongfang Sheng carefully put it away and hurriedly thanked him. Then he squeaked and asked, "Well, can you lend me some money, a hundred dollars, no, fifty is enough, and I'll pay you back when I go back later." ”

"What if you don't pay it back, who do I ask for?"

"Well, why don't you help send me over, and I'll give you two hundred dollars when I get there?"

The girl's eyes rolled up, revealing the beautiful whites of her eyes, she tapped her chin with her hand, and it took a while for Dongfang Sheng to agree under Dongfang Sheng's nervous waiting: "OK!" ”

"Thank you, thank you."

The two talked, and when they were about to leave, the mounted policeman's motorcycle sounded and stopped beside the two with a cooing and cooing. A tall white policeman got out of the car, covered the holster with his right hand, and pinched the walkie-talkie in his left hand and said: "I have arrived at the scene, understand the situation immediately, over." (To be continued.) )