Chapter 456: Perfect muscles for all of you
The lord drowned in the sea during the celebration concert?!
If it really happens, let alone continue the next celebration, I'm afraid it will soon become a mourning party, right?
Although on the whole, Saitaguang would have suffered on his own even if he drowned, but since he has the ability to save the other party, maybe I should consider whether I should go into the sea to save people.
Just when I was hesitating, the two fishmen who pulled the cart had already untied the reins tied to their bodies and dived into the water to search for the figure of Saita Light, but at the moment when the two of them dived, a figure floated about five meters away from the Roman chariot, and it was wet, which was the Saita Light itself who everyone thought had drowned.
"Drink, hey! Hah!" With all sorts of inexplicable cries coming out of his mouth, Saita Hikaru was trying to swing his arms to the stage in a swimming fashion, just as he had just claimed.
Her shout was full of momentum, but what didn't match her voice was that even if she made countless splashes, her forward speed was still extremely slow, and a wave came from the side, and this fox girl, who was obviously the lord of the sea capital but was not very good, would even change to another waterway in the direction of the wave.
I think that except for Luvica, who is unreasonable, the audience, including the staff, must be speechless at this time.
I said that it was not easy to stir up the atmosphere, isn't there a problem like that?!
Saitaguang, who was still struggling to swim, naturally couldn't pick up the question in my heart, and although her swimming style was between freestyle and butterfly, her speed was not much different from that of a dog, except that the waves were not compromised.
The movement was so loud that the two fishmen who pulled the cart found Saita Hikari with little effort, but because it was inconvenient to pull her into the car directly, they had to stay and guard. Synchronized to the stage in an extremely close to floating fashion.
A wave hit on the left, and the three of them drifted to the right at the same time.
A wave hit on the right, and the three of them returned to their original fixed points again.
From a distance, this picture is surprisingly not boring, but full of a silent sense of joy.
However, judging by the current progress of Elitahi, it will take at least ten minutes before she arrives on the stage. The organizers couldn't let more than 1,000 spectators watch the swimming show of the Lord of the Sea all the time, after all, to be honest, Saitaguang's swimming posture was quite ruinous to her ordinary image, so it didn't take long for the organizers to make a move.
"I wonder if everyone is still satisfied with this show just now?" A strong voice came from the loudspeaker equipment in the venue, and while attracting the attention of the public, a muscular man with a muscular body walked out of the side of the stage with a microphone in hand.
I didn't think it was strange just by listening to the voice, but the moment this man appeared, I was sure that most of the glasses in the venue must have broken all over the floor.
Long white hair, fox ears, cute cuties, and very short hot pants. Judging only by the outward appearance, the costume worn by this thing is almost the same as the Saita Light that is still fluttering in the water today.
However, unlike the lord who is a young woman, this girl is a muscular uncle with a national character face.
The little cutie on the body almost had to crack the two big chest muscles in front of her chest, and the hot pants couldn't cover the uncle's chain-washing muscle lines at all, because she was often exposed to the sun and turned into a healthy bronzed skin, reflecting a terrifying brilliance under the illumination of the stage lights at the venue.
If you want to say that the host's words don't look like it, could it be a gag clown?
As for the identity played by the man, I am afraid that all the audience at the scene are confused, and there is also a chaotic whisper of insects chirping in the summer night in the venue.
"Hahaha. You don't need to worry, it's just the Shadow Warrior who fell into the sea just now. The lord of the true sea capital, Saitaguang, is now staying here in good condition." The man clenched his fists to his waist, and the monk's hat muscles on his body bulged high, and the light suddenly focused on the movement that appeared to be a frontal latissimus dorsi extension, and then the man grinned, "That's right, I'm the real Saita Light."
Who are you trying to fool!!
The atmosphere in the venue was instantly loud. It's hard to hear what everyone is yelling at because of the noise, but if you put it all together in one clear sentence, I think it would probably look like the above.
"That's right, my muscles are stirring me to answer your cries of joy, so I'm here to offer you these muscles of a thousand hammers." The stout man in women's clothes nodded vigorously. The lateral pectoralis major muscle, which turns the body and poses in a reverse position, has no dead spots from any angle.
The stout man works very hard, but not everything in the world can be rewarded with effort, in fact, because the stout man is almost looking down on people's eyesight and remarks, the restlessness in the stadium is almost rushed to the highest point, if it is not for the strict prohibition of the audience to throw objects at the stage, otherwise the stout man will be buried by the angry audience with his belongings in an instant.
Perhaps sensing that the situation was not good, a small paper ball suddenly flew out from the left side of the stage and hit the back of the strong man's head, and the man scratched his head in confusion, and bent down to pick up the paper ball on the ground, regardless of the fact that he was staying on the stage.
If a qiē is normal, this is just an ordinary small action, but in reality, the development will always be more bizarre than imagined, because at the moment when the man bent down, the long white hair with fox ears on his head actually slid down with a thud, revealing a shiny sixty-watt bald head.
Stage light + bald head focus = 10 times the sun fist!
The crowd of people watching the concert covered their eyes in pain, and I couldn't help but try to dub for them: "Uhhh
Except for Luvica, the crowd below naturally couldn't see the one-man one-legged play, but the bald man had the next move at this time.
Confused, he opened the note, only to see a look of sudden realization on the face of the big man, it seems that this paper ball is the instruction thrown by the backstage staff.
Carefully folded the note, the stout man stuffed it into his hot pants and kept it safe, revealing his white teeth again: "I'll give you muscles right away...... Ah, no, it's a beautiful piece for you."
It seems that I finally remembered that this was a concert, not a Mr. Bodybuilder beauty pageant.
It happened in just one minute, but the mental energy consumed was no less than running a full 10-kilometer run.
I thought I would finally be able to listen to the song well, but the plot took a sharp turn again.
"Oh my god!"
Before the prelude had even begun, with an angry roar, the dripping woman struck the man in the back with a sharp flying kick from the back of the stage, kicking him off the stage to the applause of a thousand people. (To be continued......)
PS: Thank you for the reward of "Royal Stop", and the evaluation vote of "Two Pairs of Thirty Dollars".
Today, I will continue to ask for all kinds of tickets.
Speaking of which, it is really a big company, the interviewer gives people so much pressure, and later I heard my friends say that they habitually skip back and forth questions and repeatedly ask questions to test the logic and stress resistance of the test takers, so it should be good, right?