Chapter 29: Forrest Gump
Chu Hongye is a good teacher, and he volunteered to teach the basics of undressing.
"How good the sword is, it is both chic and beautiful~" The woman was solemn and sacred, and said: "The sword is a gentleman, no, a lady!
"I like to use knives!" Undressing certainly doesn't say he's dying, that's not important!
The important thing is that it is impossible to practice swords, because it is already very ...... without learning
"But...... The knife is very fierce, and it is not beautiful~ "The woman is unhappy, but there is no difficulty for the strongman."
Instead, he found all kinds of knives, "Pick one!" and said very unceremoniously: "Although I am a sword master, I can still teach the basics, and I can teach one method and one hundred methods...... Neither can fruit knives, neither can kitchen knives!"
The heroine couldn't understand why she ran to the kitchen with a good sword and knife teaching?
Killing chickens and slaughtering fish is accompanied by various seasonings and all kinds of vegetables...... It's so fragrant~
"The knife is really fierce!" the woman still did not forget to preach the goodness of the sword, because she saw the reason for killing.
"Anyway~ You were definitely a chef in your last life!" Chu Hongye confirmed while eating.
Although undressing is just a story, and the dishes are made by others, there is a kind of ...... when he explains A look of joy.
"Impossible!" said disdainfully, "I had a very high status in my previous life, the kind you can't even think of!"
How is it possible, cook, I'm in charge of the myriad consciousnesses of the underworld......
He suddenly remembered that the neighbor's plate still had ~ washing, knives, and sharpening......
So, the position I worked hard for 300 years to get is called 'head chef'?
"There is no high or low profession!" Undressing suddenly became very serious, "Momiji, you can't discriminate against chefs." ”
"I didn't!"
"You have!"
And then the woman did it herself, without a sword! That thing was really not suitable for chopping vegetables.
"It's unexpectedly delicious!" Undressing was shocked, "It turns out that everyone was a companion in the last life." ”
The heroine has a black face, "Your sister's companion! No, who wants to be with you in the last life!"
Chief Chu was very relieved to eat the leftovers of the two...... What a fart!
You're fooling my daughter into cooking, even though it's delicious......
"Brother Xian, the envoy has explained that I don't want her apprentice to be too early~ What's that, so I'll leave it to you!"
Chief Chu is really scared, in case, in case there is suddenly another grandson!
"Or my granddaughter, I'm not a patriarch......"
Phew, it's Gan Xiandi who is very suitable for making light bulbs.
"Why don't you just talk to you?"
Patriarch Chu glared at a pair of innocent eyes and said, "Is it okay for the envoy to be a woman, and she must also be reserved!"
But does the eldest sister have that kind of thing? maybe, probably...... Well, it doesn't matter anymore.
"I'm different, I'm my daughter's father~" The chief's face darkened, "I mean, I'm the father of the envoy's goddaughter!"
That's a bit ...... It's a tongue-twister!
As the nominal teacher of undressing, Special Envoy Gu is indeed very busy, so busy that he doesn't even have time to guide apprentices, and he is so busy that it is rare to even meet in person!
However, the chief always follows closely, which makes the heroine have a bad guess. But this kind of thing ...... It's not good to speak to people.
She could only ask her friend, "Undressing, I always feel weird between my father and aunt, you say~ Do they have something to hide from me?"
"That's normal, they all say that my sister-in-law is half a fart...... "It's so dangerous!" Undressed and wiped off the cold sweat and said, "You think too much." ”
"No! What did you just say?"
"Nothing~"
"That's what you said!"
"Well, I mean, my sister-in-law is half a friend of my brother-in-law, and it's normal to care about each other. ”
"Yes...... Is that so?"
"Of course, I'm never a liar. ”
"Hmph, forgive me for not daring!" the heroine tsundere and then said, "Also, that's my aunt." ”
"Hehe~ woman. ”
The weather is clear and windless, and the back garden of the main courtyard is the only remaining shade tree.
"The gods do not need the faith of man, but man needs the protection of the gods, who are merciful and have the authority to control the thunder, but who give the lamb light, God ......" Gan Youfu gushed endlessly.
The envoy was not there, so I had a chance to get close to the same day, so I came uninvited.
"What's that, Lao Gan~" Undressing said helplessly: "You said so much, I can't remember." ”
Don't you know that I'm floating?
The title was insisted on by Bishop Gan himself, and he didn't care about anything in order to be a pendant.
"It can be simple!" Bishop Kam summed up, "in short, it's 'theocratic supremacy'!"
There is no backstage, and there is no faction absorption, and he obviously has the talent trusted by God, but he is still a bronze bishop in his forties, and he is blessed...... Enlightened. He needed a thigh, not to recite the doctrine in obscurity, and the same batch of cadets of his same aptitude, either serving in the headquarters of the Holy See or in the kingdom of titles...... Ahem, and he!?
The most serious study, the most dogmatic, but what is the use of that! It is not that from the headquarters to the feudal state, and then to the thirty-sixth city-state to replace the retired bishop, there will be no future again.
Even if a peerless genius is discovered, this kind of merit can bring him back to the headquarters...... There's a hair!
Go back and be kicked out again, for a circular downgrade tour?
Not to mention that you can't go back at all!
I'm going to take refuge in the big guys! Even if it's for the future.
It was his gesture that made Mr. Gu feel ......
Acting teacher ~ Gan Youfu baked!
"You can't preach without knowing doctrine? Theocratic supremacy! Want to praise believers? Theocratic supremacy, condemn guilty? Theocratic supremacy. Blessed with tears in his eyes, what is the purpose of my study of the doctrine all these years?
"Theocratic supremacy...... undressing and losing his eyes, but it is only a moment's work!
"And how many of them are there, and what about the gods?" he asked.
According to the research...... "Gan Youfu can be regarded as having the trick, genius does not need to be explained, and the results are directly followed: "There are six known, among which light and thunder are the main gods, and earth, flowing water, fire, and storm are the blessed gods." ”
"There are two more words known for Mao!" "Undressed, confused: "Can't you even figure out what you believe?"
"My lord, you want to say that we believe in it~ and, it is indeed known. Gan Youfu whispered, "The gods are great and cannot be spied on...... Only when the gods show signs can the lambs know. ”
So, I've been reading and teaching all these years......
"Is there such a god who can control the soul?" said undressing, as if carelessly.
"My lord, silence!" Gan Youfu's face was as white as undressing, "This is a taboo, and the Holy See strictly prohibits it." ”
"Oh~ yes, then forget it, I won't ask. "Undressing is regrettable to be taken into the eyes of the bishop.
"Also, it's not impossible to say......" Gan Youfu glanced at the woman on the side, obviously struggling, it's so difficult to be a pendant, is the thigh important~ or the thigh is important!?
"Hmph! I'm not unfamiliar with it. Chu Hongye stared at the undressing and didn't leave, but thought in his heart: "Come and beg me, beg me to stay, what is the secret or what's my favorite!"
"Please...... What a ghost!"
"Why are you still here? Aren't you supposed to be preparing lunch?" Undressing suddenly realized that he was holding a small hand in his hand, not too natural.
Undress and let go: "You beat it up!"
"Do you know that you are so annoying!" the woman glared angrily and undressed, and said angrily: "I will never make you braised pork, braised pork ribs, sweet and sour tenderloin, and call flower chicken for you to eat!"
"I'll tell you in private in a moment" undressed and the man whose ears would beat learned to speak.
"Really?"
You asked out loud heroine, and the corners of Gan Youfu's eyes twitched.
"But you have to add a papaya soup!"
"Hate ~ hate!" He not only teaches food, but also explains the efficacy, and the woman runs away with a red face, "Ignore you." “
Undressing: "?"
I don't know much about it, forget it, just scratch your eyes!
"It is said that he has stolen the authority of the gods. Gan Youfu was very obscene at the moment, and said: "The Holy See has set up prayer places in various places to supervise the soul of the Lamb, that is, the dead, and prevent it from being stolen by evil gods. “
"I said how can I not find a human being~" Undressing thought in his heart, "Anyway, I feel like Mao is saying that I am the same!"
"Legend has it that the evil god also has the ability to see through the space of the barrier!" Gan Youfu almost fell on his ears.
Can you do it, Lao Gan?
It's also said and legendary, and I always feel like I'm listening to a story!
Also, isn't the evil god a secret that only important people in the Holy See know?
Why can a marginalized person like you tell the story?