A basketball senior said well, if the official-oriented thinking of the bad association is not cleared, and he is unwilling to be a down-to-earth servant, but always wants to be a manager from above, then the bad association can only drag down the development of the basketball career. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The question is, who wants to be a service provider if they can be a manager?

Guan Chengcheng is a manager who is "high, drunk and doesn't know the way back", the shelf, the official, Lu Deng wants to draw people.

Guan Cheng cleared his throat, and said slowly, "Ah, this...... Welcome to the Kyoto University basketball team, I love to see your energetic figures, first of all, congratulations on winning the grassroots championship, ah......

"Nowadays, the development of basketball is changing with each passing day, and the basketball professional league has become the fastest growing event in China, with the largest market and the largest number of viewers.

"Not to mention anything else, the rapid progress of CUBA's career, we can see for all to see, you and I are personal experiencers, CUBA's business can achieve great development, and the long-term planning and foresight of the association are inseparable. As one of the main decision-makers in the long-term planning of basketball, I am very pleased, ah...... Right? ”

Oh, how can anyone boast about themselves like this? Stinky and shameless.

The development of cuba is a matter of the general sports association, and it has something to do with your bad association?

Is it a bit of a shame that "the basketball professional league is the fastest growing and has the largest market"? CBA plays with foreign aid, the Chinese men's basketball team even loses Wanwan, and there is no place in the next World Championships.

Guan Cheng was immersed in his officialdom culture, and Lu Deng got goosebumps all over his body when he heard it.

Unable to take it anymore, he took out a large earphone from his backpack and put it on his ear.

Iron and steel were snatched away from him! His eyes were like knives, almost piercing Lu Deng's heart: "Give me a good listen!" ”

What do you listen to such a person? Lao Tietai gave face to the tube.

However, you can not listen to the nonsense of Guan Cheng, and you have to listen to the words of Lao Tie. It's uncomfortable, what should I do?

Pregnant. He looked at the [Unlucky Pill] in the miracle system again, come on, let's use it for you. "Guan Cheng, I'm sorry, I'm unlucky, grandson."

Lu Deng clicked to use [Bad Luck Pill], the system has an automatic sensing function, what Lu Deng wants, it can sense.

In an instant, the [Unlucky Pill] flew out of the system and hit Guan Cheng's face, like a layer of purple smoke, covering Guan Cheng's head.

Guan Cheng suddenly sneezed twice, shook his head, and then suddenly laughed exaggeratedly, and continued to talk, but whether it was the content of the conversation or the facial expressions, it was completely out of shape, and everyone at the scene was dumbfounded.

An officialdom show turned into a funny show by the way.

"Ah......h In fact, the development of cuba and the development of professional leagues, it is best to follow the bad association without it, what does the bad association do, this is also managed, that is also managed, and the good things are also managed into a mess, what 'believe in XX to get eternal life', egg! Believe XX, die fast. And me, I can't manage anything......"

Turning to look at the three reporters: "Are you still recording?" ”

Record? Can you still record it? "Director Guan, the machine is off, you can talk boldly and boldly, we won't report it."

"Fart, who told you to turn off the phone, you paparazzi, what's the matter if you don't record this machine, I give you so much carriage and horse expenses all year round, raising dogs is just for using dogs, let you have fun, you have to wag your tail, not only to record it, but also to broadcast it when you go home. And you, the reporter of your newspaper did not take a penny, wrote down every word I said, and went home to the newspaper. ”

The three reporters looked at each other, hateful, angry and confused: is he crazy? Can these words be reported? If you report it, you can't take off his black gauze hat?

"Director Guan, are you kidding? You must be testing us, don't worry, we are reporters, we only serve and don't add to the chaos, no matter what you say, we won't report it, never. ”

"Phew! Do you not understand people? I'll let you report it. It's not that I say you are journalists, you are just a pile of, self-righteous, self-conscious, like a minion. I've let you report it, what are you afraid to report? Report! ”

The three reporters gritted their teeth in anger, and together we were a pile of dung in his heart, go to his uncle, compliment you, you are the leader of the bad association, if you don't compliment you, you are also a pile of dung, or thin.

Report! No one watches the good things on TV, and the ratings can't stop the officials scolding!

Kill you, let you scream, let you have convulsions!

In fact, the machine has been on, and Guan Cheng's face has already been recorded.

The more Guan Cheng spoke, the more energetic he became, he stood up, self-denial, and self-scolding.

"Coach Tie, Coach Gao, don't look at me sitting in front of you, there are five people and six people, in fact, the fart is not one, if there is no gray income, I can starve to death, and the income is pitiful. I envy you from the bottom of my heart.

"Today's reception, why did I delay coming out to see you for so long, I just wanted to walk you and find a leader to be. I informed the reporter that the time was set directly at 11 o'clock, and I did it on purpose.

"Do you know why I'm seeing you? Express the concern of the bad association? Fart! What does it have to do with our bad association? There is no relationship between Jiba and Mao. Because the bad association wants to 'grab credit'.

"Don't understand, do you? The rotten association will be honored when it sees it, and it has always been like this. Kyoto University has a talent named Lu Deng, I will receive you, as soon as the media reports, in the future, this kid will be able to brag, and we are very concerned about Lu Deng, very concerned, very encouraged, and there are reports to prove it. If it weren't for the bad association, he wouldn't have been able to get ahead. This is called grabbing merit.

"To put it bluntly, I received you for the people above, understand? What is far-sighted, what is long-term planning, basketball has nothing to do with me, promotion is my pursuit, this is called a means. ”

"However, Lu Deng, this little bastard, was disrespectful to me just now. Listen, you think you don't respect me, and that's the end of it? No way? I have no other advantages, but the biggest advantage is that I will repay my eyes.

"Lu Deng, let me tell you, you're finished, I'll make a few phone calls casually, and no club will dare to accept you! You're done! You're dead! ”

Guan Cheng said, the table slapped loudly, and everyone at the scene was dumbfounded: The deputy director of the dignified association made a lot of nonsense, what's going on?

"Did he drink?"

"Was he stimulated by anything?"

"Did he run away from a mental hospital?"

Iron and steel, Gao Xian, and Zhu Ming, Wang Shao and others all set their eyes on the person in charge of the basketball branch of the General Sports Association, as well as the staff of the Rotten Association.

They're stupid too! Especially the staff member, the meaning and purpose of his existence is to worry about managing the worries and wiping the ass for Guan Cheng.

But I can't wipe it now, and I'm crazy! The staff hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Director Guan is unwell, this is the end of the reception." Friends of the media, I'm sorry, but today's event must not be reported. ”

"Don't report? Fart! Guan Cheng slapped the table, "I said it so well, I not only analyzed the good situation, but also looked forward to a bright future, why not report?" ”

Guan Cheng said, and smiled strangely at the staff member: "You kid, there is one thing I haven't told you." Your girlfriend used to be interning in the Rotten Association, and she also gave me a, do you know? Haha, that feels ......."

Before he finished speaking, the staff member's face turned green. Annoyed and angry, he grabbed the teapot on the table, and took care of Cheng's head, and all of a sudden, the teapot was smashed, and the hot water poured down his head......

Today's reception was really lively, haha.