Some people say that they don't get drunk when they're happy, and some people say they don't get drunk when they're sad, Lin Jia and they don't know if this is true, anyway, in the end, they drank the whole 2 boxes of 12 bottles of beer by them, and even the fourth guy, who poured a cup, actually insisted to the end, although the embarrassed person didn't know.

Lin Jia only felt that he was almost drunk when he was halfway drunk, and his stomach was churning for a while, but when that period passed, he felt that he was getting more and more sober, the beer was like boiled water in his mouth, and it was okay to drink it, except that his body was a little uncontrollable and crooked, and his brain was sober and scary.

After checking out, I called a taxi, and with great effort moved the fourth child who looked like a dead pig into it, and then hugged the boss and Meimei, who could only help people walk, and began to go home.

Lin Jia first let the taxi send them to the door of the fourth child's house, but Lin Jia couldn't drag the fourth child from the taxi, although his brain was still clear, but Lin Jia was now not only weak in his legs, but also weak in his limbs, the fourth child now slept like a dead pig, and his body was heavier than a dead corpse, Lin Jia dragged the fourth child's arm and pulled out the radish for a long time before pulling the upper body of the fourth child out of the taxi, and then the taxi master couldn't stand it anymore, and got out of the car to help Lin Jia take the fourth child to their door. Lin Jia, who was sweating, was glad that the fourth child lived on the first floor, and if he lived on the fifth floor like him, he would have planned to throw the fourth child into the stairwell.

After knocking on the door for a long time, no one answered, and at 2 or 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, there was no one at home, Lin Jia estimated that the parents of the fourth child went back to their old house in Qiaomiaoling Village, so that it was okay, so as not to have to suffer a lesson. took out the key from the fourth pocket and opened the door, sure enough, there was no one in the family, so he simply threw the fourth child on the bed, Lin Jia threw the door and left, this guy is really embarrassed by the face of gay men, the girls are not faint yet, he himself is actually dizzy like a dead dog, telling him to drink with girls next time he has no drink, especially when he loses to a girl with Meimei.

The balding taxi master in his 40s smiled as he walked back: "The boys are amazing! Drink a lot, right? ”

Lin Jia smiled embarrassedly: "It's not much, just 2 boxes...... Sorry, Master Ha! Sorry for your help! ”

The bald master smacked his tongue and exclaimed, "2 boxes? Black [scares] the dead! Why didn't you drown? You can swim in the tub with 2 cases of beer! It's good to be a young man! Kidneys are good, drinking is powerful! Drink so much water and go down, then running to the toilet is not a broken leg!? The bald master suddenly smiled meaningfully and glanced at Lin Jia's belly, and then at the two girls who seemed to be asleep leaning together.

The bald master didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he said that he went to the toilet, Lin Jia felt that his little bird seemed to be about to explode, and hurriedly said, "Master, wait a little longer!" Here comes the pee! I'll go later! Saying that, he looked around in a panic, trying to find a hidden place, but the urge to urinate became more and more urgent, Lin Jia simply gave up on his heart, and stood next to a public telephone booth next to the side of the road, facing the street and pulling his pants open to prepare to discharge the flood, anyway, there were no cars on the road at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, and he was not afraid of losing face.

As soon as Lin Jia took off his pants and was about to fire, there was a sound of zipper pulling around him, and when he turned his head, the taxi master was standing next to him with a cigarette in his mouth and unzipping his trousers, and was pulling out the guy, and then spread his legs, straightened his waist and raised his buttocks, inhaled and contracted his anus, and after a calm low hum, a stream of water that fell straight down in a 90-straight way was slowly released by the bald uncle.

Lin Jia almost didn't laugh out loud, because he saw that the bald uncle was afraid of urinating on the top of his shoes and deliberately straightened his waist, and peeked at the thing that the uncle was holding with his hand, Lin Jia smiled and proudly took out his bird, stood with the chest of the big horse golden knife, crossed his waist with one hand and held the gun with the other, and after whistling, a rough and rapid water arrow shot out a distance of 2 or 3 meters and smashed a splash on the ground, and the bald uncle who was stunned straightened his eyes, When he found that Lin Jia was shooting and staring at his crotch with his casual eyes, he came back to his senses, and he hurriedly shook and trembled, shook off the water stains on his trouser legs, and then locked up his stuff with low self-esteem.

Lin Jia's flood relief has not stopped for a long time, Lin Jia is confused and estimates that there are 3 minutes in less than 5 minutes, and he is very refreshed after urinating, and his whole body is relaxed! Even the wine woke up for 3 minutes, and when he pulled his pants, the taxi uncle leaned against the car door and smoked while laughing at himself: "The young man is solid [amazing]!" Wetting pee is longer than Lao Tzu's time to pay the public grain! Alas! No birds! In the past, it was a three-foot wave in the wind, but now it is a tailwind! Hey hey~ Get in the car! ”

Lin Jia was amused by Uncle Taxi's crooked words, but he rolled down the window from the car and said in a daze: "Crazy man~ What are you doing here?" Lin Jia was suddenly covered with Nicaraguan waterfall sweat, just now they were less than 3 meters away from the car to release water, completely forgetting that there were 2 girls in the car, and I don't know if they saw it, Lin Jia thought they were asleep, if they saw it, it would be embarrassing.

Lin Jia pulled the car door and sat in, and said: "I just sent the fourth child back, and I'll go back to the community..."

Uncle Taxi went around in a circle and sent Lin Jia and them into the community, Lin Jia woke up the drooling boss who had been sleeping in the car, and after repeatedly confirming that she could recognize the door of her house and knew that the key on her keychain was open, Lin Jia let her go home with confidence, looking at her zigzag walking pace, Lin Jia was really afraid that she would fall asleep in that corner in the stairs.

It's not good to let the driver uncle wait longer, Lin Jia asked him to send himself and Meimei directly to the popular science Internet café, and after paying 10 yuan for the fare, he gave an extra 5 yuan as a tip for the bald uncle to help give away just now, the bald uncle smiled and thanked him, and politely handed over a red plum cigarette, Lin Jia waved at him after lighting the lighter of the bald uncle, and half-hugged and half-supported the soft eyebrows and eyebrows into the Internet café.

Lao Zhao in the Internet café has fallen asleep in the bar, and the players in the public area are also playing games silently, and after turning off the stereo, there is only an occasional click of keyboard keys, Lin Jia looked left and right, it was not good to wake up Lao Zhao, so he had to go to the box on the second floor with his eyebrows, planning to let her rest there.

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[Trouble: Tired puppet bird, suddenly worked overtime last night, and didn't come back until morning, sleepy dead puppet bird~ This is the remaining 1 chapter from last night, make up for it! ] The second time is completed in one night seven jiro! Even if you want to go to sleep and go to the bird~ You may not wake up in the afternoon~ See you in the evening!

ps: In addition, this chapter is a bit vulgar, so girl readers should not read it~ What? Have you already watched it? Uh~ Then it should be the ** side of understanding men~

PS again: Hey hey ~ into the private room ~ into the private room! The next chapter is tsk~! No birds! Do you want to know what's going on? Get your tickets! To watch the drama is to buy a ticket drop! 】

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