Chapter 202: God is a Chinese Today
There are still two hours left until the game.
Cleveland organizes a pre-game press conference. The original media room was too small, there were too many reporters, there were more than 100 reporters, and there were at least 10 Chinese reporters, so Cleveland had to temporarily set up a larger conference room for press releases.
This game will be broadcast live on the Internet, and the grand occasion is unprecedented.
The reporter asked: "Lu Deng, in the past, you used to say 'come to study' everywhere you went, but what about today?" ”
Lu Deng shook his head: "It's not today, there are bad bosses, bad managers and bad players, and the Cavaliers have nothing to learn from me." ”
The audience was in an uproar.
"Lu Deng, you once played in the summer league for this city, don't you have any feelings and concerns?"
"Yes! Fans here! There are the best fans here, but they are unfortunate that they have a bad team. ”
"Don't you have any feelings for the team?"
"No, I had already paid the deposit for the house, but they informed me that I had been traded! Well, I don't want to talk about the past, and I don't have anything else to say about this team! ”
After Lu Deng finished speaking, he hugged his shoulders and leaned back in the chair!
The audience was in an uproar again!
The reporters focused their cameras and microphones at James.
"Mr. LeBron, what do you think of what Lu Deng just said!"
LeBron James seems to be in an exceptionally good mood, at least on the surface, he can't be seen to be angry.
He shrugged his shoulders, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said lightly: "Every team has its own means and ways of operating, this is a business, poor and backward countries may be difficult to understand, they are still in the era of planned economy!" ”
When these words came out, Lu Deng and several Chinese reporters at the scene were immediately enraged. Without waiting for Lu Deng to speak, the China Television reporter stood up and asked angrily: "LeBron, what did you say?" Watch your words! ”
The Cavaliers' press officer immediately felt that LeBron's words were inappropriate, and hurriedly came out to play the round: "I'm sorry, LeBron didn't mean that, he was emphasizing that player trading is just a business, please bear with all reporters." ”
The reporter in Cleveland hurriedly asked, wanting to downplay the unpleasantness just now: "Mr. LeBron, may I ask how you are preparing for this game, and how do you plan to defend Ludden's three-point shot?" ”
"We're well prepared, he's going to feel enough pressure, he's going to get enough hot pot, see you on the court," LeBron said. ”
LeBron said, glanced in the direction of Lu Deng, Lu Deng didn't look at it, I don't know when he took out his mobile phone, and played mobile games "Didi Dudu"!
At the end of the first game of the mobile game, an exaggerated cartoon voice appeared at the right time: "You are so good, he is finished!" He's finished! ”
The reporters let out a burst of laughter.
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With 15 minutes to go, Lu Deng came on.
He walked around the court with a basketball in one hand. That's what it was in the first game of the regular season.
Provocation? Even if it's it!
There are many celebrities on the sidelines, whether he knows him or not, Lu Deng will stop and nod his head one by one.
Then, he went straight to the middle of the court. Before the start of the game, James would always throw magnesium powder on the court, which was his trademark.
And this time, Lu Deng came to that position first, and the magnesium powder for James was placed there.
Lu Deng couldn't help but say, and picked up the magnesium powder, and it was too late for the Cleveland staff to stop it.
He suddenly threw it into the air, and the magnesium powder in the sky attracted the attention of the fans at the scene. Lu Deng roared like the owner of this arena!
James was a little stunned: "That's my magnesium powder!" This walks my way and I have no way out? ”
Lu Deng glanced at him defiantly, and went off the court to practice with the basketball!
The main practice is three-point shooting, no, it's not practice, it's showing off!
One, two, three, when Lu Deng scored 10 three-pointers in a row, the exclamations of the fans had formed a frequency, and every time they scored a goal, they would make the same sound: "Wow...... Wow...... Wow......"
Many fans are sad in their hearts, he was originally our man and was sent to Minnesota! I want to smash David Griffin's car too!
……
The game was about to start, and Lu Deng swept the [Host Not Angry] pill in the miracle system, and the pill was shining with golden light!
"Wait, LeBron, watch me freeze time and space, and have fun with you!"
The starters from both sides came on.
On the Timberwolves side, point guard Xhaka LaVine, shooting guard Luden, small forward Thaddeus Young, power forward Bennett, and center Gulgui Dean.
Cavaliers starters, point guard Kyrie Irving, shooting guard LeBron James, small forward Marion, power forward Kevin Love, center Vallejo.
Lu Deng directly clicked to use the [Host Not Angry] elixir.
"Stop!" He tried first. Good guy, the world is suddenly quiet, the world seems to be frozen, only he is not affected by time and space, just like a curious tourist entering the world of ice sculptures.
He walked up to James, who was stuffing braces into his mouth when he froze, halfway through, his mouth was wide open, so ugly!
Lu Deng patted his cheeks vigorously: "Grandson, you wait for me!" ”
Took his braces off his hand, wiped them in the creaky socket, put them back in his hands, and returned to their original positions!
"Space-time restored!" Lu Deng gave the command, and the frozen world instantly recovered, and he returned to the noisy arena.
Everything was business as usual, as if nothing had happened.
LeBron continued to put braces in his mouth, stuffed them in and took them out, put them to his nose and smelled them, frowning: "What smell?" ”
At the same time, I felt that my right cheek was in pain, baring my teeth, blinking, and my cheeks moved, how could it be like being slapped by someone?
The game officially started, Vallejo and Dean jumped the ball, Vallejo dialed the ball to Kyrie Irving, and Irving quickly dribbled to organize the offense and passed it to James.
The whole Cavaliers team has agreed to create more opportunities for James to play Luden one-on-one. James is both tall and strong than Lu Deng, and has enough physical advantages, and Lu Deng is full of control in one dozen and one dozen!
James can look for one-on-one opportunities with Lu Deng. After the dismantling and transposition, it was really in the right position. James took a crab step, took a dribble and turned to hit his back.
I have to say that his body is much stronger than Lu Deng, and Lu Deng can't guard against him at all. James squeezed, squeezed, squeezed, squeezed...... squeezed under the basket, turned around and was about to burst out and dunk Lu Deng.
Lu Deng has [the host does not suffer], and he will never allow him to be violently detained by James.
"Stop!" Lu Deng secretly issued a command, and the world re-entered the frozen moment! James was "frozen", he bent his legs and bent over, held the ball with both hands, and his face became distorted and hideous because of his cruelty!
Lu Deng pinched his face and pulled his hair: "Damn, you want to detain me!" There are no doors. From now on, every dunk you make will be a joke! ”
What to do? Pregnant!
Lu Deng kicked James's right leg back, making his right foot hook the neck of his left foot, and his upper body still maintained a position of holding the ball and jumping.
"Well, almost!" Lu Deng returned to the defensive position, thought about it, and took a small step back in order to avoid suspicion, and then shouted: "Time and space recovery!" ”
The world was instantly "resurrected", and James "burst up" to dunk, but he was so embarrassed that his left leg tripped over his right foot, not only did he not jump up, "Biaji! "A big horse fell on his stomach, the basketball fell out of bounds, his chin hit the ground, he lay on the ground for a long time and didn't get up!
The referee's whistle almost laughed at the same time!
The Timberwolves all laughed on and off the court, and even the Cavaliers' bench couldn't stop laughing.
Playing basketball since I was a child, I've never seen a dunk trip over me!
Only Lu Deng didn't think it was funny, because everything was arranged by him, and he had already expected this result.
The teammates ran over to help James up, and James was stunned! Lu Deng sneered: "LeBron, welcome to O'Neal's five embarrassments!" I didn't expect you to tie your legs! ”
James' face turned black with anger, and he looked up at the video replay on the big screen above his head, and the more he watched, the more confused he became: "What the hell! ”
"Lu Deng, don't be arrogant, I'll definitely beat you out of the!"
Lu Deng laughed: "Try it, maybe you will charter the five embarrassments today!" ”
The game continues! The Timberwolves attacked, Xhaka LaVine controlled the ball and advanced and looked for an opportunity to pass to Lu Deng in the middle of the half.
But Lu Deng was personally defended by James and did not leave an inch! Xhaka LaVine couldn't find a pass and had to play to inside Guergui Dean.
Dean sat on Valejo to play the top defense, Vallejo was too cunning, Dean won and squeezed in, Vallejo suddenly "pulled the ladder", Dean suddenly lost his balance, stumbled a step, and the basketball was thrown into the air.
Bennett, James, Kevin Love, and Marion jumped up at the same time, and four people fought for the ball with eight hands.
Bennett was in the middle of a three-man bag, and Marion, who was "old and treacherous, old and slippery", pressed one arm on his shoulder, and it was impossible to jump up to grab the ball.
Seeing that the ball was about to be picked up by Kevin Love, Lu Deng thought to himself, give Bennett a little confidence, "Stop!" ”
Time and space froze, and Lu Deng walked between the four "ice sculptures" of "Bennett, James, Kevin Love, and Marion", first took off Marion's arm on Bennett's shoulder, and then pressed Bennett down, making him bend his knees deeper.
As for James, Kevin Love, and Marion, the bodies of the three of them were already in the air, and Lu Deng grabbed each of them by the thighs and made them fall down a little, adjusting the angle of the upright body and leaning slightly outward.
Estimating that it was almost over, Lu Deng returned to his original position and shouted: "Time and space recovery." ”
Time and space resurrected, and then looked at Bennett, "bang", bounced up like a cannonball, and firmly grasped the ball in his hand. And James, Kevin Love, and Marion fell in three directions as if they were bounced off by the blast wave of the explosion!
"Oh my God!" Almost all the fans in the stadium covered their mouths in shock. Bennett grabbed the ball in his hand, looked around, and looked at his feet in surprise!
Is this true? I "blew up" three people and snatched the ball like a god? Of the three, two are superstars and one is an old rascal! How is this possible?
"What a fuss, pass!"
Lu Deng shouted, and Bennett woke up like a dream.
Passed the ball to Lu Deng's hand standing outside the three-point line, Lu Deng received the ball in his hand and shot easily, and the long-eyed three-point shot found the basket and drilled into it!
It was only then that the fans in the stadium recovered from Bennett's goal and then let out an exclamation at Lu Deng's goal.
Bennett rushed to Lu Deng's side, his head still in a trance: "My brother, did you see me just catching the ball?" I'm ...... like this Hey...... The three of them were like that...... Oh my god, I think I'm the Batsteel, Fantastic Four......"
Lu Deng laughed: "I said you can do it, you are the champion, except for three points, I am not as good as you in other aspects!" ”
"Really? Oops I'll go, you wait, my feeling is coming, I'm going to have a big rebound today......"
"Come on!"
……
James was completely confused, he didn't know what was going on. In the past, he snatched the ball under the bag of many people, like a violent King Kong, but today everything has changed, and he was surrounded by Bennett and snatched the basketball!
Something must have gone wrong, not because the magnesium powder wasn't thrown before the game, right? Or is there a problem with the braces? Obviously the poison is gone, but I always feel a smell of sweat!
The Cavaliers attacked, and Irving advanced in disguise at great speed, bursting into the depths and suddenly passing the basketball to the basket.
James, who stuck Lu Deng behind him, understood it, flew into the sky in one step, and saw that he was about to grab the ball to complete the empty burst dunk!
His physical fitness is so brutal that he has two super springs installed on his feet! I have to say that James is top in terms of bounce, speed, and strength.
He has never participated in the slam dunk contest, and he is afraid that he will be labeled as a "dunk general" by others, otherwise he will definitely be able to win one or two slam dunk contest championships.
The problem is, he met Lu Deng today, and Lu Deng's system has a [host does not suffer], he should be unlucky!
James fell from the sky and wanted to ravage the basket in the air, but Lu Deng shouted softly at this time: "Stop!" ”
It is difficult for ordinary people to experience this feeling, just like God, who pauses at any time and controls everyone's fate at any time!
Lu Deng walked up to James: "Still want to dunk?" I've said it all, every dunk you make turns into a joke. ”
Lu Deng thought for a moment, grabbed James's leg and sent it up, and it looked like he was jumping higher. But he jumped up and pulled the basketball down, so good, Lu Deng was very satisfied!
Then he returned to his original position and whispered, "Time and space restored!" ”
Back to the hustle and bustle of boiling water, every fan stood up and waited to applaud James!
But the next scene made them can't help but stretch out their hands to cover their faces: because James, who is like a flying dragon in the sky, didn't catch the ball, but was smashed in the face by the ball with a "bang", and even the braces were smashed.
James covered his face on the ground, felt his nose sour, and tears flowed out!
Lu Deng smiled: "Lao Zhan, why are you jumping so high!" Superfluous! ”
James hated the root of his teeth, "Which pillar of incense burned the wrong one today?" Which fairy uncle is playing with me? ”
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Lu Deng's battle for revenge is going on in a strange way
At the end of the first quarter, at 48:12, the Timberwolves led by 36 points.
Lu Deng made 13 of 13 three-pointers, 3 of 3 free throws, and all 3 free throws were three plus one!
There were at least five or six balls that could not have been scored under James' strict defense, but Lu Deng paused time and adjusted the direction of the basketball's flight.
Several times, James almost blocked Lu Deng's shot, but even he couldn't figure it out, either he couldn't jump up and hit Lu Deng's elbow, or although he jumped, he deviated from the original direction like a monkey jumping around.
The worst time, I stumbled under my feet, and my face was stuck in Lu Deng's armpit, and I suddenly felt that this sour taste was familiar and had a long aftertaste!
When he was substituted after playing 8 minutes, James shot 0 of 7, made 7 turnovers, and missed all three dunks, as if he was cursed.
The rest of the Cavaliers were also miserable, with Irving making 0 of 6, 0 points and 0 assists, plus 5 turnovers. Lu Deng also hated Irving, when he was selected for the Cavaliers as the champion, he didn't even have a text message.
Kevin Love had 2 points and 2 rebounds.
The Cavaliers scored 10 points in the first quarter by relying on bench players, and this was still Lu Deng's "God's grace" and mercy, and he was afraid of attracting an investigation by the "Strange Incident Investigation Team".
On the other hand, on the Timberwolves' side, everyone has played, and Zach LaVine's assists are "really" helped, with 10 assists in the first quarter.
Bennett is like a monster, all the backcourt rebounds are all his, and every time he grabs a rebound, he feels like a landmine explodes!
Bennett is full of confidence and has to look at his hands every time he grabs a rebound!
"Did I eat landmines for dinner?"
In the second and third quarters, Lu Deng relieved the Cavaliers and only used [Host No Loss] on James, letting go of the other people's performances.
At the end of the third quarter, Lu Deng's three-point shot has been 24 of 24, and the total score has reached a shocking 81 points, tying Kobe Bryant's record of 81 points in modern basketball.
James, on the other hand, is still 0 points. The mistakes have reached 12 times, and there have been more than a dozen inexplicable falls, something that has never happened before.
James is on Lu Deng's [Death List] without exception, and he is the one who dies the worst!
After the third quarter, he went straight back to the locker room! He couldn't stand the boos from the audience! This ball is destined to be the darkest moment of his life!
The rest of the Cavaliers have picked up, but they still can't stop the Timberwolves' offense. The Timberwolves have gone crazy, and everyone is as confident as Bennett.
Yes, in a few years, each of them will be able to tell their grandson this ball, like a myth, or at least a legend!
At the end of the third quarter, the score was 120:64.
At this time, all the fans only looked up to Lu Deng, "Today, God is a Chinese!" ”
In the fourth quarter, Sanders continued to keep Lu Deng on the court, and he wanted to help Lu Deng break Kobe's record, and even the 100-point record of the ancient god.
But Lu Deng refused, even for the fans who loved him in Cleveland, even for the billboard that stood at the entrance to Cleveland's city - "Lu Deng, please be merciful." ”
Sitting in his seat, he suddenly felt sad!
The Cavaliers and James have already paid a terrible price for that trade!
From a business point of view, they are not wrong, and James is not wrong!
Hatred also needs a farewell.
Being traded is just a part of life!
As for Kobe Bryant and Chamberlain's records, regret is also a kind of wonderful! Giving up is also a detachment! Isn't this true not only in basketball, but also in other fields?
Alas......
Goodbye Cleveland, goodbye friends!
Come back and hopefully I'll be in a different mood......