Chapter 053: The Monkeys Are Screaming

"Okay, whether you know it or not, I'll repeat it to you again." Sister Mu is very serious in her work, and she said: "This battle for love and righteousness is divided into two parts, the first is to record videos around the three themes of friendship, love, and family affection, and post them to the official forum of Jiangshan Beauty; The second part is the PK of a two-person team. ”

Everyone has seen it, Sister Mu said it concisely, but we all understand.

"Actually, I don't think it matters whether we can get the ranking or not, what matters is whether our players dare to participate. I hope that through this PK competition, we can take advantage of the foundation laid by Wang Tsai for us, so that we can completely make a name for ourselves in the competition. Sister Mu's voice was full of expectation: "You just have to record your own story, I have hired a professional planning and marketing company, and the theme and post-production are all handed over to them, does this reduce your burden?" ”

"Mr. Mu is mighty!" Forgetting to recall the typical sycophant of this calf, as soon as Sister Mu's voice fell, he shouted loudly.

Sister Mu smiled slightly, and said very kindly: "I know that many of us in the city are in love, this time, let's show your affection boldly and see if we can impress the players of the beauties." In addition, no matter which group it is, as long as you can break into the top 20 of the competition, I will personally pay for it and give you a reward. ”

"So good?" The spirit of the revenant soul suddenly came: "Sister Mu...... Hehe, can you reveal how much? I'll discuss it with VV when I go back, and I'll definitely come back with a ranking! ”

"Hey, didn't you say that Vivi is going to take the exam, and you and I will form a brother team to participate? Why have you changed your mind now? Before Sister Mu could speak, Lei Tian Dazhuang pulled the revenant soul and hurriedly said.

"Oh, I was busy with the exam, but Sister Mu gave a reward, so we can't just leave it alone, right?" The way of the dead soul who asks for his life is not impressed.

"Damn, what do you mean?" Lei Tiandazhuang was furious: "You can't get a ranking if you team up with me?" ”

The revenant stared at him for a long time: "Well, I'll look at it." ”

Lei Tiandazhuang was furious: "I'll rub it, you actually went back on your word, believe it or not, brother chopped you up and fed it to the dog?" ”

The revenant shrugged indifferently: "You have the ability?" Brother is now the tenth master in the Suzhou rankings, and I have teamed up with VV, so it is not certain who will win and who will lose. ”

Lei Tian's strong tiger body was shocked, and the hard ones couldn't come to the soft ones: "I said, little brother of the revenant, you can't be so unrighteous, right?" What you promised me is now reversed...... Isn't it a bit of that? ”

"Which one?" The revenant soul was a little impatient: "Ya, I'm not the only man in the gang, do you have to pester me for Mao?" Wouldn't it be nice to find a wife, or a brother? ”

"Is that so?" Lei Tiandazhuang's eyes widened, scanning the players in Allure like a radar.

Strange to say, the players, both men and women, who were swept by his gaze, hurriedly took a step back, as if trying to hide themselves.

"Did you see it...... It's over, my brother is a very good man, and he made this 13 for Mao? Lei Tian Dazhuang looked up to the sky and sighed.

"Because ......," said a little sister timidly, "because your glans is so disgusting." ”

Lei Tian Dazhuang: "......"

"Oh, okay, don't make a fuss." Sister Mu smiled and said, "Incentives...... If I can win the first place, I will reward 200,000 yuan, if I win the second place, I will reward 190,000 yuan, and so on. ”

"Good!"

Sister Mu opened her mouth to be a bonus of 200,000 yuan, although some people knew that the first was hopeless, but they still couldn't help but cheer.

"Well, that's it." The crowd was excited, and Sister Mu was also very happy, turned her head and asked, "Wang Zai, do you have anything else to say?" ”

"Oh, one more thing." Seeing the head of the big snapping turtle baby stretching and shrinking, I said: "If you can, you should go to the Ten Thousand Beasts Ridge in a group, after the Nether Quest is refreshed, there should be some monster farming points, and it is easier to fight with the baby." ”

"Well, I think so, too." Sister Mu nodded with a smile.

"Ahh As Sister Mu and I were talking, Lei Tian Dazhuang suddenly let out a ghost cry that was not human, beast or beast, and then said loudly: "By the way, boss, the baby of the revenant, the baby of the revenant...... Wowhaha. ”

"Baby of the Revenant...... Big female monkey? "I suddenly remembered that this big female monkey doesn't know whether it is dead or alive now.

"Lei Tian Dazhuang, I'll wipe your sister and shut your stinky mouth!" The face of the revenant soul suddenly changed, and he roared angrily.

"Wowhaha, call your kid to betray my brother, and now my brother will betray you once!" Lei Tian Dazhuang didn't pay attention to the revenant soul at all, and laughed arrogantly: "Forget the love boss, do you know what the situation of the revenant soul is now?" ”

"Wowhaha, on the fourth day of the departure of Ten Thousand Beast Ridge, the big horse monkey was born!" Lei Tiandazhuang's words were earth-shattering: "And it's also a TMD posthumous son!" ”

"What? Raw? My eyes widened: "I'm rubbing, the Monkey King is very powerful, a shot to protect it?" ”

"Ahem...... Sister Mu coughed softly twice, and my face immediately turned red.

"Haha, I said that at the beginning, but Vivi didn't think so." Lei Tian Dazhuang's face was full of schadenfreude: "Wei Wei said, after the Monkey King of the Great Malaysia finishes it, he should immediately indicate that he is pregnant." However, it was the fourth morning that the system prompted pregnancy, and she gave birth to a posthumous child that night...... Vivi said that this matter is inseparable from the soul, maybe it is his species! ”

"Poof!"

I'll endure, I'll endure, I'll endure again...... But I couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

"I'll just say why VV hasn't been online recently...... It turns out that your boy and the mother monkey did something unscrupulous, and people were jealous? Su Qin is typically not afraid of big things, and her chest trembled with a smile and she didn't forget to strike.

"Yes, pity my reputation for a lifetime, it's ruined like this." How wronged the soul is to ask for his life, how wronged he is, he bows his head and sighs.

"Hey, that's retribution!" Lei Tian is strong and proud, with a posture of revenge.

"Careless in making friends, careless in making friends." The revenant shook his head vigorously: "I'm really [a man with only one testicle-pills went to prostitute a hundred-year-old prostitute-girl, and finally hung up]. ”

"Huh?" We were all stunned, what do you mean by this?

"You don't understand?" The revenant soul was also slightly stunned, and finally explained to us in an unfathomable way: "Rub, a hundred-year-old chicken, ruined (egg)!" ”

"I'll rub, Revenant, can you pull a little less calf?" Everyone here knew that I had recruited the Revenant, and now that the goods were running the train with their mouths full, everyone else was looking at me with a strange look.

There is a meaning in his eyes, it's over, and forgetting love has brought other people's children badly.

"Okay, okay, it's almost nine o'clock, less nonsense, let the monkey out, and send an attribute to see." I didn't dare to let the revenant continue to be nonsense, so I hurriedly said.

"Hey...... Okay......" The revenant soul seemed to have something unspeakable, and hesitantly opened the spirit beast cage.

"Tsk!"

The light flashed, and in our expectant gaze, a pony monkey that was only about half a meter, with long olive hair and a protruding nose appeared in front of us.

"Let's go!"

It seemed that Leng Buding was still a little frightened when he saw us pony monkeys, and jumped up from the ground, his little furry paws hugging the neck of the dead soul for his life, and his little face was firmly attached to his face, and he didn't want to let go at all.

"Yo, pony monkey monsters are clingy!" I smiled, this little pony monkey is much prettier than those monsters.

"Hey, it has to be clingy!" Lei Tiandazhuang laughed so much that he burst into tears: "Forget the boss, did you hear the cry of the pony monkey just now?" ”

"Isn't it chicken-chicken barking?"

"That's when I first came out!" Lei Tiandazhuang winked at me.

"Oh?" I was a little confused, I really didn't pay attention to it just now.

"Lei Tian, there's something wrong with you, right?" The revenant soul was a little angry: "The monkeys are all chirping, chirping, how can they be called something else." ”

"Heh, you still want to deny it?" Lei Tiandazhuang seems to have [full evidence]: "When the pony monkey pounces on you, it is definitely not a chicken-chicken!" ”

"What's that, kind of you say!"

"Let's go!"

"yes, okay."

"I'll rub, the soul will ask for your life, you tm yin me!"

……

Lei Tiandazhuang angrily pulled out his long knife and chased the souls all over the field, but the souls had already entered a state of invisibility, so we could only be so angry that this thing was jumping around, and we were laughing so much that our stomachs were about to cramp.

After making trouble for a while, Lei Tian Dazhuang decided to officially [break off] with the revenant, and he hid next to him and sulked, and the revenant soul asked for his life to send out the attribute of [Monkey King Baby]:

【Baby Monkey】:

Category: Auxiliary Assassination

Personality: Cunning

Growth: Excellence (80%)

Skill: 5

Baby introduction: The monkey king of the Xuanma monkey has been anxious for thousands of years, and after suddenly getting the female monkey, he has no scruples to vent his desire-hope, and finally makes the mother monkey conceived in the womb.

Skill:

[Clearing] (Active): After activating this skill, the Monkey King enters a stealth state, increases his movement speed by 50%, and manifests after attacking or taking damage.

[Tumbling] (Active): After activating this skill, throw a rope at up to ten targets within a 15-meter radius to bind, reducing the target's movement speed by 50% for 3s.

[Qi Eater] (Passive): The Monkey King has a 50% chance to reduce the target's True Qi by 300 points per attack.

[Weak] (Passive): Each attack of the Monkey King has a 30% chance to reduce the target's defense by 30% for 2 seconds.

[Rebirth] (Automatic): The Monkey King can be resurrected by himself after death, full of blood and demons, and the cooldown time of this skill is 5 minutes.

……

After reading the attributes of the baby monkey king, I couldn't help but nod again and again, what to say, although this monkey [unknown origin], but it is undeniable that this baby is very strong, and it is very suitable for the assassin profession of the revenant.

"Revenant, go back and organize your manpower and go to the Ten Thousand Beasts Ridge to catch monkeys." After scanning the Monkey King's [Tripping] skill again, a sneer appeared on the corner of my mouth: "This skill is definitely a nightmare for countless melee players in large-scale melees. ”

"Understood!" After all, Revenant Soul is a veteran player, and he immediately understood my strategic intentions: "By the way, boss, there is something I want to ask you." ”

"What's the matter?" I pricked up my ears.

"That...... That ......" revenant soul scratched his head embarrassedly: "That love and righteousness competition, do you participate?" If you participate, who do you want to marry? ”

Me: "......"