Chapter 101: I want to touch my sister's big waves
"Come, drink water, drink water." Wasteland laughed and handed me the water.
I wanted to refuse, but I was afraid that the goods would beat me, so I had to take the cup and nod and say, "Thank you." ”
"Hey, they're all from Jiangshan, thank you!" The wasteland pulled me down very enthusiastically, and asked excitedly: "Brother is very puzzled, a master like you should be online 24 hours a day, why did you commit an accident in reality?" ”
"People at the police station said that my unit set up a virtual studio, which was beyond the scope of business." I smiled bitterly, put the water aside, and took out the blue wolf: "No, it's not good." ”
"I'll wipe it, can you still bring a cigarette in?" The eyes of the wasteland man lit up: "Smoke, my chimney is good, and it can smoke." ”
It seems that this product is suffocated, and he just took a big sip as soon as he lit it, and I was worried about his lungs.
After taking two puffs, the wasteland suddenly frowned, looked at me and said, "Forget your love, I see you lying, right?" ”
"Oh?"
"Don't say that the excuse you just said is not valid, even if you set up a super business scope, you will be looking for the person in charge of the Allure Hotel and catch you?" Wasteland analyzed: "Eighty percent...... Eighty percent is Wu Nan making trouble, right? ”
"Do you know Wu Nan?" This time I was a little surprised, in fact, I just learned the identity of the king of Shang.
"Hey, if you want to say that I don't know about others, I really know Wu Nan." Wasteland smiled impurely: "At the end of last year, Wu Nan bought a batch of furniture from my friend, and my friend's manpower was not enough, so I followed over to carry it. Just in time for the goods, there was a problem with the computer at home, so I helped and got it right in three or two clicks. ”
"You say, it's a coincidence. Three months ago, a customer bought a batch of furniture from my friend's wealthy house, and asked my friend if he knew a telecom wiring mechanic during the chat, and it happened that I was doing this business, and my friend recommended me. The wasteland laughed and said: "Speaking of which, that girl looks pretty good, but it's too annoying to speak, isn't it just moving a piece ......of furniture, that girl has been there and said, 'Oh, you guys, this furniture is more than 10,000 yuan, you can't afford to pay for it';
The wasteland learned vividly, and I laughed: "Didn't you go to wiring?" Tube so much dry hair? ”
"I have a problem, people respect me, I respect people." Wasteland hummed: "mlgbd, I was thinking at that time, looking at that girl's dress, she doesn't look like a good person, maybe it's a rich second-generation horse." I got my head hot and installed a remote Trojan horse on her computer, the kind of thing that can remotely control the computer camera. ”
"it." I was stunned: "Peeping at others**, aren't you breaking the law?" ”
"Breaking the law?" A smile rose on the corner of the wasteland's mouth: "Just with those miscellaneous pieces from the Hongqi Police Station, if you want to track my IP, there is no door!" ”
I'm a little devastated, and it looks like I'm going to have to guard against this in the future.
"Hehe, the point is coming." The wasteland lowered his voice: "I went back to take a shower at night, I just wanted to see what this girl was doing, it doesn't matter if I drive the Trojan horse, what do you say I saw?" ”
"What do you see?"
"I'm rubbing, a fierce battle situation that has never been encountered in eternity!" Wasteland said excitedly: "A man and a woman started a shocking battle on the bed, on the floor, on the sofa, and on the table in the bedroom. ”
My face is green, rub it, this thing is really not a good person.
"Oh, of course, that's not the point." The wasteland licked his lips: "I was surprised to find that the man turned out to be Wu Nan!" ”
I was a little speechless: "Okay, hit the muzzle of the gun, right?" What did you do then? ”
"Bumping into the muzzle?" Wasteland pouted: "At that time, I almost didn't die of joy, and I opened the DV to record the whole process!" ”
“……”
"This makes me happy enough, if my brother really commits a crime in the hands of the police in the future, this is a gold medal for avoiding death!" The wasteland said with a smile: "If it weren't for this evidence in hand, I would still have the heart to sleep if I was caught?" ”
"Anyway...... How the hell did you get in? ”
"Drunk driving." The wasteland waved his hand, very chic: "If he dares to clean me up, I'll publish the photo to see who dies first, hey." ”
“……”
I'm completely speechless about this thing, just now the evil tiger said that I threatened the police, compared to other people's tricks, I'm a dish.
Shaking my head in annoyance, I didn't speak.
The wasteland patted me on the shoulder: "When we were drinking in the evening, a friend said, today you and Chixiao joined forces to fight the government and the four seas, which is really happy!" ”
"It's very happy, and in reality, it's the same as being played by people." I'm a little lost.
"Don't be sad, with my brother here, don't worry." Wasteland smiled indifferently: "It's a big deal that my brother will release the photo when he turns around, and he will be ruined!" ”
"No, don't get involved with me." I hurriedly refused: "We won't do anything illegal." ”
"This is not called breaking the law, it is called eliminating harm for the people!" The wasteland laughed.
"Hey, do you have a scar on your arm?" I didn't dare to dwell on this topic and asked as if I had discovered a new world.
"Nonsense, hot-blooded young man who doesn't have two scars!" Wasteland pointed to the large and small scars on his arms, and said proudly: "We all have a history, when my brother fell out of love, every time I think of that girl, I will give myself a knife, a total of thirty-five knives before and after, hehe." I have a brother who didn't sleep for ten days and half a month in order to develop a new Trojan, and he gave himself a knife when he was sleepy! There is also a friend, in order to practice micro-exercises, he went around fighting on the game platform, winning a game and stabbing once, and losing a game with two stabs! ”
I'm rubbing, do the friends of this wasteland have psychological problems?
"Hey, what's the point of your scars?" The moor looked at me expectantly.
I looked at the scar on my hand and said embarrassedly, "I was accidentally scratched by glass when I was a child." ”
Wasteland: "......"
I chatted with the wasteland for more than half an hour, and I also knew a lot about it.
Don't look at the beard and look rough, in fact, he said that he graduated from a university of science and technology in the capital, studied information technology, and returned to Fuzhou three years ago.
At the beginning, he worked for a large Internet company, but because he was addicted to the world games of the Kyushu Group, he was swept away.
Instead of knowing how to converge, he simply became a full-time player, and later was introduced by a friend to a part-time telecom wiringman. However, it is also three days of fishing and two days of drying nets.
When the game was opened, the wireman didn't do it, and he registered an information technology company with a few brothers to play Jiangshan full-time.
I still don't understand.,There's a place to play games.,For Mao still have to register?
The reply given by this product is very bullish: "When you are social, you say that you open a company and be the boss, which is called Bei'er has face." ”
I was quite speechless by this product, but he is also a straightforward man, from the world game to the beauty of the country, and finally said that the admiration for me is like a surging river, and he almost pulled me to kneel on the ground and worship the handle.
We were talking about it when the door clicked a few times, but it was the evil tiger who opened the door with a puzzled face.
"Yu Wang, you ...... Come out. The tiger looked at me and said.
"What do you want to do?" The wasteland drank some wine, and Niu Fork stood up coaxingly: "Want to find a place where no one is there to take revenge on the forgetful brother?" Hey, let me tell you, who dares to forget the old brother's hair, Lao Tzu will let you walk around without eating! ”
"Hu Youzhi, you'd better be honest." The evil tiger obviously knew his name, and frowned: "Drunk driving is a big or small matter, if you behave well, it will be fine to pay a fine tomorrow, otherwise you will wait to squat!" ”
"Bah, are you scared to be a brother?" The wasteland laughed wildly: "Judge, if you have the ability, you will judge, don't regret it when the time comes!" ”
"Brother Hu, you hurry up and rest, rest." I was so frightened that my face turned pale, for fear that this thing would have no door, and the ** thing would be out of the way, and it wouldn't be able to eat and carry me.
I stood between the two of them and hurriedly comforted: "This evil tiger brother is my friend, and when you go out, you just have a casual chat." You rest first, and we'll talk when I get back. ”
"Your friend?" The moor looked at me, then nodded to himself, "Oh—no wonder, no wonder you brought a cigarette in." ”
"You keep the cigarette, keep it." I hurriedly shoved the blue wolf into the moor's hand, then walked quickly to the evil tiger, and said, "He has drunk too much, and he is talking nonsense, let's go." ”
"Hmm." The tiger locked the door and led me out.
"Big Brother Evil Tiger, can you ask who is looking for me?" I was a little apprehensive when I went out.
"You'll know when you go." The evil tiger didn't answer, and took me around three times, and before I could reach my destination, the phone rang.
The evil tiger was not afraid of me running away, reached out and took out his mobile phone, pointed to the last room, and said, "I'll answer the phone, you go, the person who is looking for you is inside." ”
I looked at the sign on the door, interrogation room (3). Taking two deep breaths, I reached out and knocked on the door, whether it was a blessing or a curse, it was a disaster that could not be avoided, let him go.
"Come in." A woman's hoarse voice came from inside the door.
I frowned slightly, this voice sounds a little familiar, is it...... My heart was beating uncontrollably, and when I opened the door and looked inside, I only felt that my heart was about to jump out, and I exclaimed, "Sister Su? ”
I wiped my eyes in disbelief, there was only one table in the interrogation room, the table was lit by a lamp, and on the chair behind me sat a beautiful woman in a blue uniform, with a pen in her hand and I don't know what was being written.
Just like the dress I wore when I first saw her, it was perfect everywhere else, except for a lot of folds on the chest, and the fat 36e seemed to be able to burst the buttons at any moment.
"Wangzai, close the door." Su Qin glanced up at me and said softly.
"Uh-oh." I didn't breathe a sigh of relief until this time, but fortunately, Su Qin appeared in time, and it seems that I don't have to be beaten.
"Sister Su, why are you here?" I hurried over and said excitedly.
"Wang Tsai...... I ......" Su Qin's eyes were red, swollen and tall, and it seemed that this violent girl had lost a lot of golden beans.
No, as soon as she opened her mouth, the girl's voice was a little choked: "I'm sorry...... Woo, I don't know...... I don't know...... Woo, I didn't know you had so much influence, woo...... Sorry, woo......"
"Sister Su, what are you doing here!" I was also a little anxious, and when I saw that there were tissues on the table, I hurriedly pulled out two for her and handed them over: "Actually, it's not a big deal, that Wu Nan is at best looking for someone to clean me up, and I can bear it." ”
"Woo woo...... Su Qin ignored me at all and cried vigorously.
"Sister Su, I really don't blame you at all, don't cry!" I pointed to Su Qin's violently undulating 36e wave and reminded: "I can tell you, the button will fall apart for a while, don't blame me for taking advantage of you." ”
As soon as I said this, Su Qin really didn't cry anymore, first wiped her tears with a tissue, and then seemed to have made a "quite difficult" decision, looking at me with blazing eyes: "Wang Zai, do you want to touch my sister's big waves?" ”