Chapter 33: I Just Don't Kill You
A naked Timo dancing under the tower tempts you, are you up or not?
He didn't do it at first, because he was very jealous of this Timo. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
But when Teemo carried the tower twice, and the blood line was only halfway up, did you go up or not?
Things and people are still not on it, because Timo still has more blood than him at the moment.
However, Teemo looked like he was dead, and continued to twist his little ass under the tower and laugh like cramps, and was hit by the tower for the third time, are you up or not?
If you don't go up again, you're still a man?!
Things are not people to see that disgusting Teemo really only has a trace of blood left, and in an instant, the bold attribute in the personality talent exploded, and he directly picked up the big sword, sacrificed the acceleration effect of "Fatal Strike (Q)", and strode towards Fang Shaoyou's Teemo!
"Run, run!" Fang Shaoyan's screams almost pierced Fang Shaoyou's eardrums. Seeing that the seduction was already quite effective, Fang Shaoyou of course turned on the "Xiao Mo Run (W)" and turned around and left.
There are acceleration effects on both sides, and when Galen is much behind Timo at the beginning, Galen can't catch up at all. He felt that Timo's blood amount, a "fatal blow (Q)" and ignition would definitely kill him, so he didn't hesitate to use the flash!
Two crushed golden rays lit up at the same time!
Things are people, and Timo handed over flashes almost in equal order! The flashes were so neat that it looked like the two heroes had teleported together for some distance, and there was no change in the distance between them, except that both were closer to Timo's towers!
Damn, this Teemo is cheating!
Things are people, and there is no such a thought in my mind. Because Teemo, who had just escaped, had his back to him, it was theoretically impossible for him to see himself flash! So how could he react so quickly and synchronously with a flash? Could it be that he's been staring at the minimap?
Fang Shaoyou didn't keep looking at the minimap, nor did he frantically switch back and forth between the map and the first perspective like some perverted professional masters, he just pricked up his ears! When he heard a flash behind him, he used the flash at the same time, and that was it.
Some seemingly miraculous tricks don't require great anticipation or hand speed, all you need is whether you guess what the enemy is going to do next, and what you should do. Fang Shaoyou knew that Galen would definitely flash, so all he had to do was pay attention.
"Flash, flash!" Fang Shaoyan's scream sounded after realizing it.
Why didn't I find out that she liked to call ...... so much?
Fang Shaoyou listened to Fang Shaoyan's various screams, and his mood became better and better.
Teemo and Galen ran back to Teemo's tower like a tortoise and a hare race, and it wasn't until they approached the defense tower that they realized that they couldn't catch up, and then reflexively planned to go back.
But just as he was about to go back, before he could turn his head, he saw Teemo turn around almost synchronously!
No, Teemo turned one step faster than he did, for before he could turn his head, he saw Teemo's underbeaten face!
This damn "Sweet Tooth Terminator", does he know how to read minds?!
This is a distance beyond the reach of Galen, and just within the range of Teemo's basic attack
It doesn't matter, even if you are attacked by Teemo once or twice, you can't die! The thing is a person and he turned around and ran, but Fang Shaoyou didn't use the attack on the object or person, but put up a blow arrow and shot the small soldier on the side.
"What are you doing!" Fang Shaoyan as an audience member is even more excited than things and people, and when she sees that Fang Shaoyou misses, it is a tweeter. But before she finished speaking, Fang Shaoyou's body lit up with golden light, and with the experience of this little soldier, he was directly promoted to level six.
"Ah, Galen can't run." Saying that, Fang Shaoyou learned Teemo's ultimate ultimate move, "Growing Mushrooms"!
Teemo's ultimate skill "Grow Mushrooms" is even more annoying than Ezreal's "Precision Barrage (R)," Lux's "Ultimate Flash (R)," and Jinx's "Ultimate Reaper Missile (R)" combined! His mushrooms are also one of the reasons why this hero is so hate-inducing.
The above three ultimates still have the possibility of dodging with their super fast reflexes or powerful teammates, but what about Teemo's mushrooms...... If you can't see it, you can't touch it, and you may go home for free if you take a step. Even if you stand still, a teammate passing by you may step on a mushroom to give you a ride.
After stepping on mushrooms, the pain of watching your blood fall down one by one is incomprehensible to ordinary people. As the saying goes, the most desperate thing in life is not death, but waiting before death, and Teemo's mushroom can give you such a desperate experience.
After Timo's revision, this ultimate "Grow Mushrooms (R)" has an even more disgusting change, and now the little mushroom no longer needs him to stand in place and plant it, but can be thrown out by Teemo! And if a mushroom hits another mushroom, then it will bounce forward for a certain distance. This distance, in the skill profile, is measured by the inexplicable unit of measurement of the malicious "Timo position".
After upgrading the "Grow Mushrooms (R)", Fang Shaoyou immediately threw a mushroom at the position in front of Galen, and a second later, the mushroom erupted with a purple poisonous gas, entangled in the body of the person who was right and wrong, making it difficult for him to move an inch! Fang Shaoyou approached him easily and blew an arrow at him. This blow of basic attack plus mushrooms directly pressed Galen's HP to less than 100!
In despair, he set fire to Timo, and planned to close his eyes and wait for death.
But Fang Shaoyou didn't plan to kill him, but followed him and danced as he walked.
"Hahaha." Timo's mocking laughter sounded in his ears again. Things are people, and when they open their eyes, they are almost so angry that they smoke from all their breaths! Instead of being a killer, this Teemo danced the Badgers Dance behind him. He took two tentative steps and found that Teemo was still standing in place and dancing, and he realized that Teemo on the other side didn't bother to kill him at all!
A sense of shame that he had never experienced before made him just want to tear the little man in front of him to pieces!
"Hahahaha, it's so relieving!" Fang Shaoyan's stomach hurt when she saw it.
At this time, the thing is not embarrassed and in the mood to type and ridicule anymore, go home and replenish the equipment, he returns to the line in a menacing manner, vowing to kill Timo to avenge his hatred!
Everyone who plays the game must meet some very hateful people, they will all kinds of waves in front of you, all kinds of ridicule, all kinds of dancing, but his skills are not bad, you can't kill him for a while.
The thing is not a vigorous line, and before he got close to the line, he stepped on a mushroom when he raised his foot......
He subconsciously walked to the right, but he didn't take two steps and hit another mushroom!
I rub, and mushrooms! Guys like Wu Shiren Fei, who don't play Timo, don't know that when Timo first reached the sixth level, he could only have three mushrooms at the same time. So he didn't dare to move forward for a while, and in his consciousness, a large unknown area in front of him must be densely planted with mushrooms!
The thing is the person stopped in place and took a sip of medicine, thinking that I had just stepped on the first mushroom, and then I changed direction and walked to the right, so I hit the second one. Now that I've won the second one, if I keep going to the right, maybe a third one will be waiting for me!
So at this point I should do the opposite and go to the left.
But going to the left is not a foolproof solution, with the cunning of the Sweet Terminator, won't he guess my psychology and put another one to the left?
No, no, the left side is not necessarily safe!
In this left-right choice, I should step out of the cage of thinking and discover the third answer! Because only in this way will you not fall into the trap that others have buried in advance!
Things are not people who have an idea, raise their feet and walk forward directly! After a normal person steps on a mushroom, they will subconsciously walk around, but according to probability, the probability of having a mushroom in front of them at this time should be the most ......
"Bang!"
A cloud of purple smoke rose from Galen's body.
Fang Shaoyou squatted behind Galen incognito, watching Galen step on three mushrooms in a row in a daze.
"Hahaha, this thing is too piggy!" Fang Shaoyan laughed from the sidelines, Fang Shaoyou just put the mushrooms in his hand when he put them, and he didn't think that the other party would be able to step on them when he went out, but if he stepped on the mushrooms when he ran away, it would be easier to mock.
I didn't expect this Galen character to be so good, it's like buying a lottery ticket, and all three mushrooms are stepped on!