"Ron, find out, I'll pounce!" Hitchhiking on the police uncle's car, Ellie arrived at the berth of the Huangshan cruise ship almost at the same time as Ron, and almost immediately arrived, Ellie found Ron in the crowd with her brother's search radar, and learned a lesson, sneaking carefully all the way and finally successfully hooked up on Ron's body. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info"Sniff it, it's really a reassuring smell! ”

"Sister Yi, let me ask you a question."

"Huh?" Eli looked at her younger brother curiously, all kinds of capable and capable younger brothers, of course, empathy, she is also a capable sister.

"Why, Sister Yi, you suddenly changed from an otaku to an idiot?" Ron tried to shake Ellie off his back, but the effect wasn't obvious.

"mumu~~ I want to think about it, because if you don't see each other for a day, it's like three autumns!"

"Now it's 75 days from Zhongzhou to Kolske, according to you, 56.25 years have passed, so you dead old woman come down for me, I don't know you!"

"What do you say! Our family is only 21 years old this year, and the female junior holds the gold brick or not!! At the mention of the forbidden age, Big Sister Ellie instantly went berserk, she grabbed a handful of Ron's hair and roared, "Our family is only 21 years old!! ”

"It hurts, it hurts~~" Because he was caught, Ron had to pretend to beg for mercy first, "Big sister let go, big sister, I was wrong, I was wrong, let go!" ”

"That's pretty much it!" When Eli heard the answer she wanted, she let go of Ron's hair with satisfaction, but what Eli didn't expect was that just when she loosened Ron's hair and her center of gravity was unstable, Ron took this opportunity to overturn her to the ground at once, and straddled Eli's waist in a posture of Wu Song fighting a tiger, holding her hands in the air, revealing a villainous smile, "Sister Yi, Sister Yi, I didn't expect it, it's time for me to settle the score, pinch hehehe, do you say we're here to pinch our faces or..."

"That, Ron?" At this moment, a familiar female voice came from behind her.

"Who? Wait, guys! Didn't you see I'm busy! Ron replied without looking back, now he had to deal with the mermaid under him who was struggling violently, and he really didn't have the time to care about anything else.

"Ron, is that you?" The female voice behind her asked tentatively again.

"Who, I'm Ron," Ron glanced back and froze instantly, "Yue'er, things are not what you think, you listen to my explanation······"

"Explain what?" Lin Yue still had the same sweet smile on his face as before, but Ron could clearly feel that the two seemed to be estranged a lot in an instant, as if an insurmountable gap had suddenly appeared between the two before, "We are not lovers or anything, it's normal for you to have your own private life, why do you have to explain..."

"Listen to me... Woo woo~~" Ron felt that he could still save himself, but Ellie, who had just struggled to get up from the ground, pressed him into his arms and directly blocked Ron's explanation with his broad mind.

"My baby (brother) has been taken care of by you, why haven't you heard Ron mention you before?" Of course, the younger brother's voice was very small, basically just for Ron in his arms, "It doesn't look like your accent is from Central, let me think about it, sister, are you from New Jersey?" Princeton? Stockholm or Kyushu? I heard that the south is chaotic now, and my sister should always be careful, otherwise she may be caught by aliens at some point. ”

"Yo yo yo, one sister at a time, and I'm not afraid that the wind will flash your tongue, no matter how you look at Ron, you are forced to press it in your arms, but I'm afraid that your sister is also self-proclaimed, she was so aggressive when she came up, she should have thought that you had a problem," Lin Yue is not a bully, pointing to Ron who was struggling violently in Eli's arms, he sneered.

"It's just Ron who suddenly feels uncomfortable, we are childhood sweethearts who grew up together!"

"Don't you know that the only meaning of the setting of childhood sweethearts is to be ntred?"

"Cut, you're just envious! Envy me for being so close to Ron, you're jealous! ”

"Ghost is jealous, you old leftover girl!"

"Little smash you looking for a beating!"

"Come on, whoever is afraid of whom!" ··········

By the end of the argument, the two had completely deviated from the original theme, and even Ron himself was thrown aside and ignored, completely immersed in the pleasure of tearing, inexplicably tearing······

Ron sat on the bench with a pair of panda eyes and a wry smile on his face, staring dumbfounded at the war between women who had completely deviated from the topic in front of him, and couldn't get involved at all! Just now I wanted to forcibly dissuade him, but the two of them who were immersed in the joy of tearing each other punched and rewarded a pair of panda eyes, and Ron knew that he was now completely reduced to a supporting role.

"Do you smoke?" A strange police uncle sat next to Ron and handed Ron a cigarette, "Don't worry, e-cigarettes, they don't hurt your lungs." ”

"Thanks, or not, Mr. Policeman, what do you think should be done now?"

"Wait, let me introduce, contemptible Lin Li, the son of Lin Yue's grandmother's sister, according to the generation, you should be regarded as Lin Yue and her uncle, you are the same Ron, right, hey, if you didn't happen to pick up Lin Yue at that time, you thought your missing person information police station would handle it so quickly!" The police uncle introduced himself very familiarly, and then continued to ask with a thief expression, "What, boy, what are you doing here to find my niece, don't you really want to step on two boats!" If you want me to say, the one who came to the police station to find you before is good, Bo has long thighs, and it is super cool to play, unlike my niece and nephew, although the face is more beautiful, but the body is like bean sprouts, not fun. ”

"That, Officer Lin." Ron pulled the sleeve of the officer's uncle next to him, trying to remind him. But the officer, who was already completely immersed in his own world, did not notice Ron's small movements. "Officer Lin, they're coming towards you, Officer Lin!! Come on!!! Seeing that this kind-faced police officer uncle was about to suffer an unjustified disaster, Ron slammed Officer Lin off the bench and reminded loudly.

"What are you doing?!" Officer Lin still did not notice the danger approaching.

"Who do you say is bean sprouts?" "That filthy idiot is daydreaming?" Two low, angry female voices, one on the left and one on the right, appeared in front of Uncle Lin.

"Wait a minute, don't slap your face!" Uncle Lin only left this sentence and decisively hugged his head and squatted on defense.

"Self-inflicted, can't live," Ron laughed at the stupid Uncle Lin Li, not realizing that he was also doing his own sin, "Speaking of Xiaoyou, when did we go to the police, why didn't I know?" ”

"When you were locating the communication signal before, you didn't call the police for help, do you still want Xiao You to hack the host of this space station, stupid master, this is Kolske!! Kolsk !! Kolsk !! The important thing is said three times, the level of science and technology here is at least 20 years ahead of the outside world, whoever dares to act rashly is dead, Xiaoyou is still young, I don't want to die so early! ”

"Well, so you're a piece of shit!" Ron said that he still formatted the little right.

"(t_t) Be merciful, master."

"You're not a cute girl, why should you be merciful to your subordinates!"

A piece of gibberish suddenly popped up on the screen, and then all of Ron's in-game saves were turned out, and an anthropomorphic little right waved these game saves, with a line of warning text underneath, "Your wife is in my hands, don't want to format me!! ”

“···” Ron was speechless for a moment, "Give me my wife back!" What are you doing, bastard! Give me back my wife!! ”

"Your wife?" *3

"Click~~" Ron turned his neck stiffly, he didn't control his voice for a while, and forgot that there were two time bombs around him.

"Ron's wife is a garment!" At this time, Xiao You also began to routinely die.,At the same time, the scene of the battle between Ron and Kisasa, who was coded, was projected.,Although most of it has been coded and processed.,But everyone can still roughly tell that this is the scene of the fierce battle between the two in the town guard's office.。

Ron had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping through his heart, and he forgot to lock the permissions of these game saves before, and as a result, he was exploited by the small right of his personal terminal! And the most important thing is that the clothes not only look like Yili, but also the name sounds exactly the same, and now it can't be washed even if it jumps into the Yellow River...

"Trust me, it's a misunderstanding!" Ron's voice was so faint at this time, fortunately, the place where they were was was now basically empty of tourists, and there were not many people still here, otherwise, they would have been watched by strong onlookers.

"I know, Ron, I'm wrong about you!" Ellie walked over and gently blew on Ron's panda eyes, "It's me who is bad, does it still hurt?" ”

"The baby's heart hurts, it's not like this!"

"I'll take Ron back first, and you're welcome to be guests later," Ellie suddenly stopped tearing up, and turned into a hospitable wife, holding Ron's hand as if swearing that she was the ultimate victor, completely ignoring Ron's expression that was now about to cry.

"Cut~ Then Uncle Let's go too," Lin Yue didn't want to stay here any longer, this pair of dogs and men had spicy eyes.

"Yue'er, this is a misunderstanding~~~" Ron, who was dragged away, let out a final wail like a dying deer.

But the next moment, Ron was picked up by Eli and kneaded his cheeks like dough, "Little Ron has me enough, don't think about those alien bits anymore! ”

"I want to want it~~" Ron originally wanted to say no, but the out-of-shape voice became I want, as if he was responding to and taking the initiative to ask for pleasure... It's getting darker and darker.

In short, hearing Ron's voice, Lin Yue walked faster with the police officer's uncle!