With no incredible superpowers, no twisted and weird personalities, and no bizarre and scary experiences, Fang Yujin is an ordinary 16-year-old student in Jingyan City. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Fang Yujin didn't expect to travel to another strange world to start a wonderful adventure, and he never thought of having a wonderful ability and then being hunted down by a mysterious organization, his current wish was very simple, that is, to have a mechanical keyboard with a blue shaft, and he was now moving towards his wish.

"I've never said anything like that, you must have misheard." The commissary owner waved his hand.

Fang Yujin said dissatisfiedly: "You said three months ago that as long as you collect a hundred stamps here, you will give me that mechanical keyboard as a prize, why do you regret it now?" Aren't you an adult? If you speak, you have to count. Fang Yujin said as he raised the stack of papers he held in his right hand to show the commissary owner, each of which was filled with ten red seals.

The commissary owner snorted and said, "If you want this keyboard, you can buy it yourself, this is the treasure of my town store, how could it be so easy to give it to you?" ”

"But you've said it before......"

The commissary boss rudely interrupted Fang Yujin's words, he said: "Get out if you don't have money, I don't have time to waste time with a stupid high school student like you, you said I said something like that, do you have proof?" Do you have a recording? Hey, no? Speaking of the back, a smug smile appeared on the face of the commissary owner.

Fang Yujin gritted his teeth, and then he walked out of the commissary without saying a word, threw the paper with the seal in his hand into the trash, and walked into the school with his hands in his pockets.

After arriving at the class he was in, Wu Yanyu, Fang Yujin's tablemate, smiled when he saw him and said, "Fang Yujin, didn't you say that you have collected a hundred seals?" How's that, switched to a keyboard? ”

Fang Yujin's good friend Hu Yan in the class also said: "In order to make your dream come true, Wu Yanyu and I both went to the commissary and spent a lot of money to change the seal, don't you take out the keyboard and show it to us?" ”

Fang Yujin lowered his head in frustration and said, "That commissary owner is a bastard!" He's all a liar, and that keyboard costs more than 800 yuan. ”

Wu Yanyu helped Fang Yujin put down her schoolbag, and then clenched her hands into fists and began to gently beat Fang Yujin's back, she said: "Don't be upset, I'll give you a beating on the back, my aunt said that this will help you relax." ”

Fang Yujin was still immersed in the pain of losing his keyboard, he waved his hand at Wu Yanyu and said, "Don't beat it, it's annoying, can't you be quieter?" ”

Wu Yanyu immediately smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I bought your favorite milk tea, do you want to taste it?" ”

Wu Yanyu took out a cup of milk tea from the drawer, put the straw on Fang Yujin's hand and said, "Taste it." ”

Fang Yujin didn't go to pick up the milk tea, but held his chin with his hand and asked, "Why are there pearls in it?" I said I don't eat pearls. ”

Suddenly, a sound of slapping the table came from the front of the two, and a male classmate stood up and turned to point at Fang Yujin and said, "The surname is Fang, don't go too far!" ”

Fang Yujin asked suspiciously, "Why am I going too far?" I didn't pour glue into your bag. ”

The man walked up to Fang Yujin, pointed at Fang Yujin's face with his index finger and said, "It's good that someone is willing to buy you milk tea, you still dare to be picky, you give me a little bit." I can't get used to your stupid behavior, you should be a little more restrained, Fang Yujin. ”

Wu Yanyu hurriedly waved his hand and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not angry, it's me who is not good, obviously he said that he would not eat pearls, but I still forgot." ”

Fang Yujin said lazily: "It's none of your business, can you take your fingers away, classmate Ma Rui?" ”

The student, known as Ma Rui, took a step forward, pointed at Fang Yujin's nose and said, "I'll tell you, Fang Yujin, since I saw this matter, then ...... with me."

Before Ma Rui finished speaking, Fang Yujin suddenly pinched Ma Rui's index finger and pulled it hard, Ma Rui let out a terrible scream and knelt on one knee, Fang Yujin casually picked up a chair next to him and waved it at Ma Rui's face, Ma Rui fell directly to the ground and covered his face and howled.

Fang Yujin pointed at Ma Rui and said, "Didn't your mother teach you not to point your finger at other people's faces?" Taught or not? Say it? Wasn't it arrogant just now? Fang Yujin said as he stepped Ma Rui's stomach with the sole of his shoe.

Hu Yan immediately said: "Yu Jin, stop it, you're too much." ”

Fang Yujin said coldly: "I should teach him a lesson to this kind of guy who doesn't know the etiquette, if I want to save face, and I hate it when others point their fingers at my face, today is just to let him understand a little rule." When Fang Yujin spoke, he was still stepping on Ma Rui with more force.

"Fang Yujin, it seems that I should let you understand a little bit of the rules." A cold voice came from the back of the classroom, Fang Yujin immediately turned around, and saw his homeroom teacher, Teacher Yan, standing at the door at the back of the classroom, his face was pale, and a pair of eyes were staring at Fang Yujin fiercely.

Fang Yujin immediately raised his feet and left Ma Rui, saying, "Teacher Yan, he came to provoke me first. ”

Teacher Yan suppressed the anger in his heart and said, "Come and take a few classmates to carry Ma Rui to the infirmary, Fang Yujin, you come to the office with me!" ”

After the two arrived at Mr. Yan's office, Fang Yujin told him what had happened, but he exaggerated Ma Rui's behavior in his narrative and packaged himself as an image of self-defense and counterattack. But Teacher Yan was looking at Fang Yujin with a cold gaze from beginning to end.

Teacher Yan said: "Regardless of whether what you said is true or not, it's always right that you made the first move, right?" ”

Fang Yujin said: "Although I made the first move, but Ma Rui is too much, and I can't ...... it."

Teacher Yan suddenly slapped the table hard, and he roared loudly, "Then you shouldn't hit anyone!" Fang Yujin, don't think that the school is sponsored by your uncle, you can be lawless! ”

After Fang Yujin was teased by the boss of the commissary, he was already holding back a fire in his heart, and he had just made a move with someone again, so now he was not as calm as usual, Fang Yujin pointed at Teacher Yan and said, "Yan Boqiang, I also tell you, I don't like others to talk loudly to me." ”

Teacher Yan was already very rude when he heard Fang Yujin calling his name, and he dared to point at his face to speak, and his whole body immediately trembled with anger, and he said, "Fang Yujin, don't go too far." ”

Fang Yujin sneered and said: "Don't think that you can teach me a lesson when you are older than me, let me tell you, I can see it very clearly, I will only listen to what people with ability say, people like you who spend all their time on dogs, and who are only a little teacher when they are old, actually I look down on you at all, I will give you face, so I will call you Teacher Yan." ”

Teacher Yan was speechless angrily, and Fang Yujin continued: "If you are unhappy, you can do it, you also know the relationship between my uncle and the principal, you can move me to try it, the teacher beats the students in the office, and Lao Tzu guarantees to let you resign." ”

After the morning class, Fang Yujin walked out of the classroom to the school gate, a dark-skinned and short high school student of the same age was waiting for him at the school gate, Fang Yujin sped up his pace when he saw the other party, Fang Yujin walked over excitedly and patted the other party's shoulder, and said, "Shuyu, what are we going to eat today?" ”

Tang Shuyu is also a student of Jingyan Middle School, he is Fang Yujin's best friend, although the two are not in the same class, but they got acquainted because they attended English cram school, Fang Yujin felt that he was very interesting to talk about, and he was also very happy to get along with him, so he made this friend.

Tang Shuyu said: "I suddenly want to eat boat porridge, there is a shop over there that tastes very authentic, let's go there for lunch." ”

Fang Yujin nodded and said, "Then let's go." ”

After the two of them sat down in the designated store, they called the boss and ordered two bowls of boat porridge, rice rolls and egg powder, Tang Shuyu asked while adjusting his sitting posture: "Then again, Yu Jin, what major do you want to study after graduating from high school, and what do you plan to do in the future?" ”

"We're only in our first year of high school now, so you're suddenly asking this?"

"It's okay to ask, right? After all, the sooner this kind of thing is decided, the better. ”

Fang Yujin held his chin with his hand and said, "I plan to follow my uncle's path, go abroad to study and then take the MBA exam." ”

Tang Shuyu said with a smile: "You have your uncle's funding, you definitely don't have to worry about money, after taking the A, do you still plan to return to China for development?" ”

Fang Yujin said casually: "Let's see it then, I guess I will come back, after all, the environment in our country is not bad now." What about you, what do you plan to do in the future? ”

Tang Shuyu shook his head and said: "My luck is not so good, I am still thinking about whether to seduce a rich woman to support me in the future." ”

Fang Yujin's face suddenly sank, and he frowned and said, "It's not funny, Shuyu." ”

Tang Shuyu smiled and said, "It's just a joke, why take it so seriously?" ”

Fang Yujin raised his index finger and pointed at Tang Shuyu's face and said, "Let me tell you, in my eyes, male nannies and househusbands are enough to be unproductive, but they are still self-supporting jobs after all. Shuyu, I really hope you're just joking, because there's nothing cheaper than being fostered with a little white face, and if you really do that, we won't be friends in the future! ”

Although Fang Yujin's tone became a little stern, Tang Shuyu still had that calm and breezy appearance, and he immediately said, "Oh, Yujin, you don't have to be so serious." I'm short, ugly, and so dark, there's no way I'm blind enough to take a fancy to me, and you can't even afford to make a joke, right? ”

Fang Yujin shook his head and said: "Don't even joke about this kind of thing, I'm sorry, I'm like this, some things just have to be serious." ”

Then Fang Yujin said solemnly: "Shuyu, you are actually not stupid, although your family background is not good, but this does not prevent you from being angry and becoming a great person, it is not too late for you to study hard now." Why be willing to be a person who has no money? ”

Tang Shuyu said: "But life is not only about getting ahead, I live to make myself happy." ”

Fang Yujin snorted disdainfully, and said, "You say that every time, where do you get your happiness if you don't have money and no one respects you?" You don't care now, you'll regret it when you reach the age of thirty. ”

"How do you know I'll regret it at thirty?"

"You're going to buy a house when that time comes, right? You're going to pay your son's tuition, right? Your wife ......"

Tang Shuyu immediately interrupted Fang Yujin's words, he said: "Stop, first of all, I won't get married, and then I don't want to buy a house, I will do what I really want to do after I have basic living conditions, what I really want is a life that I won't regret when I go out tomorrow and be hit by a car and die." ”

As soon as Fang Yujin wanted to speak, Tang Shuyu immediately interrupted him: "Stop, it's okay, let's stop this topic." Yu Jin, let's change the topic, did you encounter anything worth mentioning today? ”

Fang Yujin sighed and said, "You will definitely regret it." But I do have one thing worth mentioning, the keyboard didn't work out, the boss was a bastard, he cheated. ”

Tang Shuyu's eyes widened and said, "What? Won't all the money you put in that commissary be wasted? And what about a hundred seals? A consumption of more than 10 yuan can be exchanged for a stamp, which is all you have accumulated for a semester. ”

Fang Yujin said depressedly: "I threw away all the useless waste paper, what's the use if he doesn't want to change it?" ”

Tang Shuyu was silent, and then he said to Fang Yujin in a very small voice: "I have a way, you come to the school gate at eleven o'clock in the evening to find me." ”

"So late? What are we going to do? ”

Tang Shuyu suddenly smiled, and he said, "You'll know when the time comes." ”

After all, Fang Yujin was a sixteen-year-old boy with a strong curiosity, and he finally chose to sneak out of the house in the middle of the night and trotted all the way to the school gate.

Tang Shuyu was also standing next to the school gate, holding a big black jar in his arms, and when he saw Fang Yu entering, he put his finger in front of his mouth and said, "Be quiet, we can't be found now." ”

"What's that black jar you're holding in your arms?"

Tang Shuyu took Fang Yu into a banyan tree, he untied the rope of the altar and asked, "Do you want to smell it?" ”

As soon as Fang Yujin put his head close to the altar, he immediately covered his nose and took two steps back and said, "What is this?" Why does it stink so much? ”

Tang Shuyu said with a smile: "This contains eggs that have been kept for several years, and there is a dead mouse in it, which can be said to be the worst thing on the planet." ”

Then Tang Shuyu showed an evil smile on his face, and he said: "I only found this thing by chance a few days ago, originally my mother planned to throw it away, but now that this biological weapon has a place to use, let's pour it into the commissary." ”

Fang Yujin pinched his nose and said in a lame voice, "This is not very good, right? If the school finds out......"

"When you walk past that commissary, don't you feel resentment in your heart? Seeing that boss's beaten smile, you don't have any thoughts in your heart? And it's quite troublesome for me to come all the way to bring it over, and you want to stop me? ”

Fang Yujin's heart was pounding, and he thought, "To do it or not to do it?" ”

Tang Shuyu said: "Yu Jin, do you still need to hesitate for this kind of thing? To be a human being is to have fun in time! ”

Fang Yujin couldn't hold back the excitement and excitement in his heart, so he had to nod and say, "Okay, I'll help you, how to do it?" ”

Tang Shuyu and Fang Yu sneakily ran to the front of the store in the commissary, Tang Shuyu opened a small window in the commissary and said: "Let's aim the mouth of the altar here and start pouring, let this rich flavor flow in, let's hold the bottom of the jar together, listen to my command, one, two, three, lift!" ”

The two of them worked together to lift the altar above their heads, and then under Tang Shuyu's command, the mouth of the altar was aimed at the opened window, and the two began to tilt the jar, and the smelly black water flowed into the commissary with something unsightly, even if Fang Yu was outside the commissary, he also smelled an unbearable stench.

After pouring, the two threw down the jar and quickly left the crime scene, Tang Shuyu pointed to a public toilet and said, "Let's go in and wash our hands, it really stinks." ”

When Fang Yujin went to school the next day, he passed by the door of the commissary, and saw the owner of the commissary swearing in Cantonese while cleaning the commissary with a mop. Although Fang Yujin knew that this was wrong, he couldn't help but smile.