The plan to stun Li Dazui was frustrated, and Liu Yun was secretly anxious. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Now that it is completely dark outside, the little fish will set fire to the granary in half an hour.

He is the little devil of the Valley of the Wicked, and even if he burns down the granary, no one will doubt his motives.

Because, if he doesn't make trouble, others will find it strange!

But after burning the granary, Wan Chunliu would send out the medicine cart that hid Yan Nantian, and Liu Yun had to answer it at that time.

Just because before answering, he had to deal with the two secret sentinels hidden at the door, and he couldn't be a little late, otherwise the mission would fail.

As the saying goes, plans can never catch up with changes.

In the whole plan, the most unconsidered thing is that there will be a mistake in the link of stuning Li Dazui.

Who would have thought that the best fooled Li Dazui doesn't seem to be so simple?!

Just when Liu Yun was anxious to think about countermeasures, he suddenly realized that it seemed that the whole world was against him......

"Yo, you have good wine to drink and good meat to eat, why don't you call me?"

There was a young woman's coquettish voice outside the door, but the woman who could easily go up to the fourth floor, there seemed to be only one person in this valley of the wicked......

The man had already walked in, and saw her with two large black braids.

Under the dim candlelight, in the eyes of ordinary people, she looks bright-eyed, extremely cute, and incomprehensible in beauty!

But in Liu Yun's eyes, this is just a woman with good makeup skills, and in the nightclubs of later generations, there are almost too many such people to count.

Judging from the wrinkles in the corners of her eyes that could not be concealed with a thick foundation, this woman was obviously in her forties, but she insisted on dressing herself up as seventeen or eighteen.

This kind of old woman, obviously Liu Yun will not have any thoughts about him, but will feel unappetizing.

But now that Liu Yun saw her, he didn't lose his appetite, at least he didn't show this attitude at all.

Because this person is one of the five evildoers, known as the half-male and half-female Tu Jiaojiao.

The Valley of the Wicked is not big, it is like a small town, and there are only a hundred people coming and going.

In the three days he came to the valley, he had seen Tu Jiaojiao twice, the first time she pretended to be an old woman, and the first time she pretended to be a son.

I have to say that Tu Jiaojiao's disguise technique is indeed very clever, and even Liu Yun was surprised.

The reason why Liu Yun judged her to be pretending was because Liu Yun had deep internal strength, careful observation, and smart ears and eyes. Coupled with the fact that I am from the 21st century and have seen more terrifying makeup techniques than this, I am naturally well-informed.

Moreover, the makeup technology of people in this world is not popular, so it is difficult to distinguish some cosmetics on the skin, and ordinary people will feel magical and will be easily deceived!

"This is the little brother in the New Coming Valley?" Tu Jiaojiao smiled and sat down next to Liu Yun.

"Well, he looks really good-eyed and dignified."

As she spoke, Tu Jiaojiao also had a shy smile.

It's just that she thinks she is a clever performance, but everything is so disgusting in Liu Yun's eyes.

"I wonder if my little sister can sit down and have a drink with you."

Her voice is like a hollow valley orchid, and it is difficult to distinguish the truth from the fake if she pretends to be a little girl, it is indeed a decision.

Judging from the crow's feet in the corners of her eyes that were difficult to hide even with makeup when she spoke, and the two hard things on her chest that were obviously a ball of fabric, Liu Yun was even more disgusted.

Of course, he knows very well that the reason why Tu Jiaojiao can pretend to be a man and a woman is only because her chest is really ...... Princess Taiping!

But even if it's very disgusting, very reluctant!

But Liu Yun can't say it, let alone show it!

He could only hold back, and he had to have a smile on his face, a smile that was as real as possible.

"Of course, pretty sister, please sit here."

Liu Yun smiled on his face, how dare he say half a word.

He is now a head or two, and there is not much time left before the agreed small fish to set fire, and Wan Chunliu is likely to be ready to push the cart action.

He had to get Li Dazui before Wan Chunliu did.

However, he didn't even get Li Dazui a single one, and now he has one more.

And this one seems to be more difficult than Li's big mouth!

Tu Jiaojiao walked in, but Li Dazui didn't even look at her, and continued to eat meat as if no one was around.

The table was a large round table, large enough to seat ten people, and there were seven or eight empty benches next to it.

However, Tu Jiaojiao didn't sit on a single one, but sat on Liu Yun's body with one butt.

This time, Liu Yun was caught off guard!

Her ass is very soft, and she has been a woman for more than forty years, and he naturally knows how to make a man comfortable......

Liu Yun almost jumped up, but before he could jump, he was surrounded by Tu Jiaojiao's neck.

Tu Jiaojiao's entire body was like a snake, wrapped around Liu Yun's body.

He is a chick, with strong blood and vigor, and it stands to reason that it should be the most uncontrollable period for a man.

But in the face of a woman like Tu Jiaojiao, Liu Yun didn't have any reaction that a man should have, not at all!

Liu Yun is very sober in his mind, Tu Jiaojiao knows it, half man and half woman.

What is half male and half female, simply put, is that both men and women eat.

What's more, she also has a nickname, called Praying Mantis, what are the characteristics of a praying mantis?

Almost everyone knows that it is the kind of special species that kills mates after mating.

Therefore, it is already very good that Liu Yun did not regurgitate, and he can only pretend to be confused now.

"Come, drink, pretty sister, let's drink together."

Liu Yun's hand was not idle, and he poured a bowl of wine for Tu Jiaojiao.

"Well, I like to drink with a brother like you."

Tu Jiaojiao snorted, took the bowl with her other hand, raised her neck and drank the wine mixed with ecstasy in one gulp, leaving not a drop left.

Liu Yun's eyes lit up, it seems that the plan is quite smooth!

"It's not fun to just drink, let's do the drinking order!"

Liu Yun's eyes rolled, and he suddenly proposed.

"Okay, no matter what kind of drinking order, my sister will accompany you." Tu Jiaojiao's eyes were already a little confused.

"I need at least three people for this kind of drinking order, but, Brother Li, he can't drink." Liu Yun was in trouble.

"If Li Dazui can't drink, all the people in the Valley of the Wicked can't drink, it's a joke."

Tu Jiaojiao stood up suddenly, and poured a bowl of wine for Li Dazui without saying anything.

Li Dazui saw her movements, the corners of his eyes twitched a little, in the Valley of the Wicked, except for Xiao Yu'er, the person Li Dazui was most afraid of was Tu Jiaojiao.

Because no one knows when or what will become of her.

As long as she wants to fix you, it seems that she is only a little less than the tricks of the little fish.

"Li Dazui, how can you eat meat without drinking? You say, don't you? ”

Tu Jiaojiao was still laughing, she stared at the wine bowl in front of Li Dazui.

"My stomach hurts." The corners of Li's mouth twitched, and his eyes shrank, as if he was a little stunned of her.

"Stomach pain is more important to drink, drinking alcohol can cure stomach pain, don't you know?" Tu Jiaojiao smiled even happier.

Li Dazui finally didn't speak again, but picked up the bowl of wine in front of him, and drank it all in one gulp, and there was not a drop left.

At this moment, Liu Yun finally had a smile in his eyes, and he happily made a drinking order with Tu Jiaojiao.

In less than a quarter of an hour, Liu Yun, Li Dazui, and Tu Jiaojiao all drank down.

For half an hour, the three of them did not move.

After a short while, Liu Yun woke up, and he was obviously pretending.

The reason why he pretended to be drunk for so long was to see if these two people were the same as him.

Although Wan Chunliu's ecstasy is certainly not ordinary, the stakes are very high, no matter what, everything is still careful.

He saw that the two of them really didn't pretend to be drunk, so he got up.

Liu Yun pulled out the dagger, and wanted to settle the two of them so as not to cause trouble later.

But after thinking about it, they still didn't do it, after all, they still have a certain relationship with Xiao Yu'er, and they can barely be regarded as Xiao Yu'er's master.

There is no need to do things absolutely as a last resort!

Fortunately, he didn't do it, and when he walked out of the bamboo building, he would definitely be surprised to see the scene here, and he would be so shocked that he couldn't speak!

Tu Jiaojiao and Li Dazui were neither drunk nor poisoned, and both of them actually woke up.

Their eyes are clear, where is the slightest sign of poisoning!?

"You're not poisoned?" Li Dazui glanced at Tu Jiaojiao and asked with a smile.

"I just make a living off the medicine, how can I be poisoned? If I am poisoned, won't I make you laugh off your big teeth! ”

"Although this poison is colorless and tasteless, it is from the hand of Wan Chunliu, a unique secret recipe, but it is still difficult for me."

"But, I wonder, why aren't you poisoned?" Tu Jiaojiao wondered.

"I don't drink at all, I said, I never drink when I'm on duty, it's my habit, and no one can change it!"

Li was talking with a big mouth, and he suddenly spit out a mouthful of wine.

It turned out that he didn't swallow the wine he drank just now.

"Tell me, why did this kid turn us up?" Tu Jiaojiao asked with a gloomy face, without the slightest smile on her face.

When she was in contact with Liu Yun just now, she could naturally see that Liu Yun's eyes showed resistance to her, and it could even be said that she was sick to her stomach......

As a woman, a woman who thinks that her conditions are not bad, of course, the most difficult thing for her to tolerate is that others question her appearance.

What's more, to be disgusted!

She can kill all the lovers next to her pillow, let alone a guy like Liu Yun who insults her appearance?!

"Take a look, and you'll know!"

"If you don't have this purpose, how can you allow this kid to get you drunk? Our purpose is the same. ”

Li Dazui said lightly, a little under his feet, and his body swept out of the attic like a wild goose.

"Hmph, they all say that you are stupid, I think those who say you are stupid are really stupid!" Tu Jiaojiao snorted and followed with a stretch of figure.

The two of them chased one after the other, quietly chasing out, and followed Liu Yun from a distance.

Both of them are super masters, and naturally there is no wind at all when they walk, and Liu Yun is not aware of it from beginning to end.