Chapter 18 [Please Call Me Kaoba]
Lu Deng didn't go to class that day, and when he returned home, he sorted out the three knowledge other than the language and mathematics copied from the old pedant, mathematics Cao, and Ma Yue in his mind. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
This bet cannot be lost, it can only be won, and only by winning can Liang Hongfei be punished.
Liang Hongfei's salary income for one year is quite high, almost enough for four years of college tuition. Hehe, if Liang Hongfei loses my salary for a year, his wife will definitely scratch his black face.
An hour later, Lu Deng completely confirmed that there were no problems with the knowledge points, no blind spots, as long as the time came to read the questions more carefully and write neatly, nothing was lost.
Lu Deng relaxed, and then took off his clothes and admired his new body. It's a lot taller, stand next to the ruler and measure it, the bare foot is 180 centimeters tall, and it has grown exactly 10 centimeters.
Not only that, the shoulders are wide, the chest muscles are bulging, the abdominal muscles are prominent, and the most exciting thing is that that thing is bigger again, it was originally bigger than ordinary people, and now there is almost nowhere to put it, and when you grow up, you have to consider coiling on your waist.
Lu Deng looked at himself in the mirror, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and he repeatedly wanted to kowtow to himself in the mirror!
The only bad thing is that the clothes don't fit. He couldn't put on his shoes anymore when he took them off, so he rummaged through the cabinet and found a set of tracksuits left by his father to put on.
His father is close to 1.9 meters, and although he is a little older in his clothes, he can wear them without worrying about his clothes being torn at any time!
And find another pair of his father's shoes, two sizes bigger, and they don't heel to wear.
Dragon Bone Gyokuro Pill is amazing!
By the way, there's also a bottle of "Old for New" magic potion that doesn't work!
Lu Deng clicked on the miracle tattoo on his left arm, and the virtual display screen jumped out. In the [Item] column, there is a magic potion with its own glow, "Old Look for New Look".
Do you want to use a magic potion now? Will people no longer know me after using it?
No, I can't use it for the time being, I'll talk about it after the exam, otherwise Liang Hongfei will say that I will find someone to take the exam for him, and he will repay the debt.
Lu Deng made up his mind and put away the virtual screen.
After a few days, the monthly exam began. Chinese in the morning, mathematics in the afternoon, English in the morning of the second day.
Lu Dengchang is so old, he has never attached so much importance to an exam. After the Chinese exam papers were sent, Lu Deng saw those questions and immediately found a sense of superiority as a test master.
In the past, reading any test paper was like reading a book from heaven, but today I read the test paper, which is also too pediatric. Skimming through it, I found several questions that were not set up rigorously.
Answer, in the 150-minute exam, it only took Lu Deng a total of 75 minutes to answer the Chinese test papers, including the writing essay. If he hadn't written neatly, he could have finished in an hour.
Thank you again for your ability to lecture, but you are knowledgeable!
After answering the questions, he was not allowed to hand in the papers in advance, Lu Deng was bored and slept on the table.
Liang Hongfei, as the head of the grade section, passed by the door of Class 3 (1), glanced at Lu Deng and fell asleep, and sneered: Can you still take the top three in the class? If you can get in the top three of the class, I'll cut off your head for you.
Liang Hongfei suddenly regretted it: I should have raised the stakes at that time, he was admitted to the top three in the class, I gave him a year's salary, he couldn't get in, I should let him lose to me 108,000! It's a pity!
However, it was too late to regret it, and the gambling contract was signed and took effect.
After the Chinese test in the morning, the mathematics test will continue in the afternoon. Liang Hongfei went to the third (1) shift to inspect 40 minutes after the start of the exam, and saw that Lu Deng was sleeping there again!
The next morning, Lu Deng slept more soundly, and 30 minutes after the test started, he finished answering the test paper and fell asleep.
Teacher Cao invigilated the third (2) class, took the time to look at the next class, and saw that Lu Deng was sleeping soundly, and couldn't help but shake his head.
Liang Heizi succeeded! This child's future is ruined!
After the three main exams, Lu Deng was called to the office by Liang Hongfei: "Now that the exam is over, you should get out!" ”
Lu Deng said: "Why? ”
"Why? After taking three exams and sleeping three times, can you still do well? ”
"I didn't go to bed until I finished answering the questions, and I thought you called me to give me a year's salary. By the way, Mr. Liang, you better prepare first, I have inquired with the school finance, your annual salary income is about 70,000 2, remove the fraction, just give me 70,000. ”
Liang Hongfei was so angry that he was delirious and yelled: "I'll get out of here...... No, you get out of here! ”
Then he was angry and said to the other teachers: "Organize all the teachers, work overtime to revise the papers, and publish the list early tomorrow morning!" ”
Lu Deng was blasted out by Liang Hongfei, he was not angry at all, but smiled - Liang Hongfei will definitely lose this gamble.
In the afternoon, the sub-subjects are examined, and the test papers are different according to the different elective subjects.
Lu Deng's examination is geography and history. Only grades are ranked, no points are issued. The total score of the ranking is only counted for the other three subjects.
The next day, a faculty member took the three (1) class ranking list copied in red and yellow and posted it on the white wall next to the podium, covering last month's list.
As soon as the faculty left, the students came forward to look at the list. At the sight of the first name, everyone let out an exclamation. "Lu Deng! Lu Deng's first place in the exam? ”
"Nonsense, how can he be the first in the exam, unless he counts down!"
"Really, believe it or not, he scored 444 in the three subjects with a total score of 450, a perfect score in mathematics, 149 points in English, and 1 point deducted from English composition. 145 points were deducted for the Chinese test, and 5 points were deducted for the composition and subjective questions. ”
"No, he obviously slept all the time during the exam!"
"I'm also strange, but there is nothing wrong with the red paper and yellow letters, there is only one ...... named Lu Deng in the class."
The news is confirmed, and they are all dumbfounded! No one believed it to be true. Lu Deng, the first from the bottom, has never passed a single exam, how can he be the first in the class? No way, there must be a mistake!
A guy who has been the second-to-last for a long time, this time there is no Lu Deng at the bottom, he has become the penultimate one, and he is not calm anymore:
"There is a problem, there is an absolute problem! Both of our grades have been very stable, and I believe that Lu Deng scored 6 points in the three exams! ”
Lu Deng had already resumed his daily routine of arriving late and leaving early, and he was late when it was almost time for class. As soon as he came, he was quickly surrounded by the whole class, some questioned, some verified, anyway, no one believed that Lu Deng could take the first place.
Their reaction Lu Deng had already expected it, he didn't bother to deal with them, glanced at the list and said, "What's this, the first place in the future will be mine!" ”
After Lu Deng finished speaking, he walked out of the classroom and went straight to the teaching staff building, he wanted to talk to Liang Heizi.
Before he arrived at Liang Hongfei's office, he heard Liang Hongfei pulling his neck and screaming: "There is a problem!" There must be a problem! I don't believe he answered this volume. ”
Other teachers also chimed in: "I don't believe that Lu Deng can take the 444 test." 444 is the first in the whole grade. This achievement, not to mention the Fudan University of China, even if you go to Tsinghua University and Peking University, you can also get a full scholarship. ”
Lu Deng laughed secretly when he heard their conversation, gently pushed the door and entered the office, and saw Liang Hongfei was exposing his muscles, waving his test papers, and other teachers were sitting or standing, surrounding him. Lu Deng entered the door, and all eyes were projected in unison.
"Hello Teacher Liang, hello teachers, I'm here to collect money from Teacher Liang."
Liang Hongfei slapped the test paper in his hand on the table with a "snap": "Lu Deng, I want to expel you, you dare to cheat!" ”