"Lazy pig, get up and train!"

At 7 o'clock, Chen Zhou's WeChat called Lu Deng on time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, every morning, when Chen Zhou's WeChat message came, Lu Deng was running 10 kilometers in the morning, and his mobile phone was worn on his left arm.

Not long after, Chen Zhou reissued a voice: "How many days have I been your alarm clock, do you remember?" ”

Lu Deng said: "In a few days, it's far away from a lifetime, don't worry." ”

"You want me to be your alarm clock for the rest of your life?"

"Do you want to be a pocket watch for the rest of your life? I'm going to shake, and every morning you arch me in your arms. ”

"Liu. Hey, I want to finish working on the alarm clock, I'm a lazy worm myself, and I have to wake up early for you every day. ”

"Okay, the alarm clock is over, but I want to make a second request, start having breakfast with me today, and you go to the farm canteen every morning to buy me breakfast and wait for me."

"Ah, it's too ruthless, it's so easy to not use the alarm clock and ask me to be a servant?"

"The debt owed will be repaid with tears. But don't worry, I'll invite you for breakfast in the future. ”

"Then you give me 100,000 yuan for breakfast in my meal card first!"

"100,000 yuan? Do you want the two of us to settle down at Kyoto University for the rest of our lives? Getting married and having children, 100,000 yuan is enough to eat breakfast for a lifetime. Don't talk nonsense, on the first day of today, you should go to the cafeteria to get a seat. ”

Chen Zhou sent a row of crying expressions: "When will the serfs be liberated?" ”

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Chen Zhou is a scenery everywhere, and even when eating, there are people eating melons watching. "Is that Chen Zhou?"

"Yes, the department flower, the courtyard flower, the school flower. If only I could have a meal with him. ”

"You go, she bought so much breakfast, wait for you."

"I have that life? She wanted to accompany me to dinner, and I waited for her three hours early. ”

"Who is she waiting for, looking at the door all the time?"

Suddenly, Chen Zhou stood up and waved vigorously: "Lu Deng, come here." ”

Lu Deng's tall figure appeared at the door of the cafeteria, and when he heard the call, he walked towards Chen Zhou. Suddenly, I don't know how many nymphomaniac pupils dilated: "Lu landed and landed, Lu Deng is here." ”

"It's so handsome, it's handsome to play, and it's even more handsome!"

Lu Deng and Chen Zhou sat together, I don't know if there are more people who are jealous of Lu Deng, or more people who resent Chen Zhou.

"How long have you been here?"

"It's been a long time, you're so slow, the buns are cold!"

"When the bun is cold, won't you put it in your arms and hold it? Watch out next time! Forget it, your breasts are too much space...... Babbling...... Don't pinch me! ””

"I won't strangle you!"

"Am I not good for you? Otherwise, bring an alcohol stove and heat the food for me......"

"Eat and drink, and you are still powerful? Really use me as a babysitter. ”

"Where, I never used you as a nanny, as a maid...... Oops and pinch, yay...... What a sinister Nine Yin White Bone Claw! "Everyone around me looked at me in a strange light.

They looked at the sign on the pillar that read, "No feeding in the canteen," and it seemed that they would have to put up another one next time: "No pinching in the canteen." ”

"Send me a copy of your class schedule."

"What for?"

"I can pick something esoteric that you don't understand, accompany you, and help you with your homework."

"You're a freshman, I'm a sophomore, and you're tutoring me? Are you looking for a classroom to sleep in? ”

"Can't you? Let you watch me sleep! ”

"I'll strangle you......"

"I didn't pinch, hey, I'm angry with you. Oops legs, don't kick me, my new pants. ”

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"Proud Yue'er, why haven't you come out yet?

Are you looking down on me?

Ah, not bad!

You are the immortal in the Heavenly Guanghan Palace

What about me?

But the Nuwa who teased the loess

Scattered into the Liuhe to the bottom of a piece of dust!

Yes! No!

Who doesn't know that I am the essence of Taibai?

Didn't my mother have a long gung in her dreams? ……”

In the sophomore ancient literature class, the old professor sang Wen Yiduo's "The Death of Li Bai", yes, he was hilarious, the classmates sat below, some were playing with the mobile phones they had secretly hidden, and some were dragging their cheeks to sleep very seriously, really serious, and they couldn't see it if they didn't look carefully.

It turns out that the students of Kyoto University also love to sleep. I thought that only Lan Xiang's students loved to sleep.

Lu Deng sat next to Chen Zhou in the back row, and he escaped his own ancient Chinese class in the next classroom to accompany Chen Zhou to the literature class. Of course, attending classes is not an end, just a means to get close to Chen Zhou.

Lu Deng was the only "familiar stranger" in the class. Everyone in Chen Zhou's class knew him. The girls were envious and jealous, "How nice would it be if he came to me?" ”

All the boys looked at Lu Deng hatefully, they couldn't get used to it, a freshman student abducted the class flower! This guy is even more arrogant than Naruto, at least Naruto never came to class.

Lu Deng didn't care at all. He dragged his cheeks and looked at Chen Zhou quietly, Chen Zhou's side face was so beautiful, and his beautiful legs wrapped in jeans were so slender.

The seats in the university are really fucked, and there are no couples' seats like the movie theater, which can sit close to Chen Zhou.

Fortunately, Lu Deng's legs are long and his arms are also long, if he wants, he can tease the girl on the other side through Chen Zhou, for fear that Chen Zhou's nine yin white bone claws will pinch people.

He touched Chen Zhou's knee with his knee, but Chen Zhou ignored him. He touched her thigh again, and Chen Zhou looked at the teacher uncomfortably.

The person who hates not responding the most, Lu Deng has to inch in, and put his knee on his thigh, just so hard.

Chen Zhou glared at him. This look is simply encouragement.

Lu Deng glanced at the old professor on the podium, who was talking about Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine" in a low voice, and had no time to take care of the restless youth in the audience.

"Going into wine is one of my personal favorite poems, although the whole story is about drinking, literally, the poet is preaching indulgence in drinking, and the poem uses an attitude of appreciation and affirmation, with heroic momentum to write about drinking, and it is written magnificently.

However, we should taste some kind of negative existence from it, and according to me, this poem reflects that Li Bai could not find an effective weapon against the dark forces, and wine was the stimulant of his personal resistance, and with wine, it was like having the strength of thousands of troops.

"Does anyone else appreciate this poem as much as I do? Can anyone recite this poem? ”

Reciting poems? I can't carry it, the beauty is on the side, who cares about reciting poems? Wine is Li Bai's stimulant, and Chen Zhou is my stimulant.

Lu Deng slowly leaned his body against Chen Zhou, his hand leaned down the table, and gently and slowly put it on her lap, and in an instant, the flesh on his wrist was pinched by Chen Zhou's Nine Yin White Bone Claws, and with a twist, Lu Deng stood up and screamed silently.

Pi almost unscrewed a piece for Chen Zhou.

"Okay, this classmate, you come and carry the 'will into the wine'", the old professor helped his eyes and looked at Lu Deng with great satisfaction.

"What? Let me carry it. Lu Deng glanced at Chen Zhou, Chen Zhou smiled slyly, and whispered proudly: "Let you be dishonest, carry it." ”