Chapter 1814: You're Just Not Handsome (6 more)
The eyes are facing each other.
Long Xueji's eyes looked directly at Su Mu, staring at Su Mu as if she couldn't believe it, she rubbed her eyes vigorously, and then stood up suddenly.
This Nima, Su Mu is really about to squirt blood, and after this woman stands up, she is completely presented in front of Su Mu's eyes, that snow white, that slender...... Gee......
"Uh... ......Su Mu didn't say a word before he could say a word, and then he saw Long Xueji hook Su Mu's neck, and with aura, he directly pressed Su Mu into the bathtub.
Poof!
The suppression of the aura made Su Mu unable to stand up at all, so he could only plunge headlong into the bath bucket with his head down, Su Mu wanted to turn around, so he directly grabbed Long Xueji's two calves, and then separated and wanted to be head-up......
Well, this time, I have seen it thoroughly!
Long Xueji was standing in the bathtub, and Su Mu was squatting in the tub and looking up, huh......
Grunt~
Grunt~
Su Mu wanted to laugh, but his mouth was full of water......
At this time, Long Xueji stood in place and watched her maid walk in, the two looked at each other, and the maid looked at Long Xueji's body and couldn't help but widen her eyes: "Miss, ...... you"
"Oh! It's okay! Long Xueji hurriedly sat down again, this sitting, okay, sat directly on Su Mu's head, Nima's posture made Su Mu want to die, but Su Mu couldn't help but want to laugh out loud, so a few gurgling breaths came out of the water.
And it just so happened that the maid walked to the edge of the bathtub at this time, and suddenly saw the bubbles in the water, and then looked directly at Long Xueji, this ...... How can bubbles be formed other than farting? I don't think there's any......
Long Xueji was so embarrassed, now she hated Su Mu to death, so her face was flushed, she could only look at the maid and say, "Okay, you can get it and go out." ”
The maid also couldn't help laughing, and put down the washed clothes while packing up Long Xueji's underwear with an embarrassed look, but when she turned her back, Long Xueji could see the handmaiden's body shaking with laughter!
Although he didn't see Su Mu, Su Mu's breaths really embarrassed Long Xueji to death.
Who the fuck can fart and grunt several times in a row? And every bubble is so big, it makes Long Xue Ji want to die!
Therefore, at this time, Long Xueji's face was not to mention how red it was, especially when she thought that it had always been Su Mu who wiped her back before, and her words made Long Xueji even more embarrassed, but fortunately, Su Mu spit out a few breaths just now, causing the maid to think that Long Xueji was 'farting' embarrassed and blushing, otherwise it would really be unclear.
The maid couldn't help laughing, then turned around and said, "Miss, I've packed up, do you want the slave to help you change your clothes?" ”
Long Xueji's face changed, she glared at the maidservant and said, "What do you say? ”
"Oh, the slave has gone down, you call me for something." So saying, the maid hurried out of the room.
When I closed the door, I heard the silver bell-like laughter of the servant girl.
Poof!
Su Mu's whole body was drilled out of water, and then he gasped for breath, at this time, I saw Long Xueji leap directly to the screen, and then turned his back to Su Mu, naked, that figure, tsk......
Putting on her clothes directly, Long Xueji didn't say a word.
Su Mu couldn't help laughing and looked at the door before he said, "That... I really didn't mean to......"
Long Xueji didn't speak.
"Well, did your handmaid just laugh at you......"
"Shut up!"
"Hahahaha!!"
Su Mu was stunned, because he also thought about it, he swallowed several mouthfuls of bath water in a row, causing the bubble to be very large, so the maid could only think that Long Xueji had farted, could there be any other choice?
Su Mu, who was laughing, jumped out of the bathtub while laughing, and Long Xueji, who was getting dressed, seemed to have her back to Su Mu, but her face was red to the base of her neck, and her ears and lips were dripping blood.
Su Mu didn't dare to laugh too loudly, but he couldn't help it!
Long Xueji turned her head, then stared at Su Mu and said, "Isn't it funny?" ”
"Nope! It's not funny! Poof! Hahaha!! ”
“……”
Long Xueji's face is indescribable.
was watched by a man twice in a row without saying anything, and was thought by the slave that he had a super big fart in the bath, which was embarrassing and ashamed that a girl couldn't help it.
But because the other party was Su Mu, Long Xueji could only endure it, staring, biting her red lip and staring at Su Mu!
Su Mu covered his mouth and said, "What, I really didn't mean it, when I came in just now, someone outside didn't dare to speak, and you regarded me as your maid again, so ...... Just ......"
Long Xueji got dressed, then walked to the dresser and sat down and said, "I will take a bath in the future and let the maid help, I won't call Long Xueji!" ”
"Hahaha!!"
Su Mu sat on the ground, then patted the floor and laughed, anyway, there was no movement outside, so he laughed insolently.
Long Xueji felt embarrassed when she looked in the mirror, so she stared at Su Mu through the mirror while combing her hair, and after a long time, she suddenly said, "I'll tell you!" You're just not handsome! Not a gentleman! Laugh! It's good to stop laughing at you! ”
Su Mu shut up when he heard this, then stood up and walked behind Long Xueji while wringing the water on his clothes and said, "You can call me a scumbag, call me trash, call me a hooligan!" But you can't deny the fact that I'm not handsome! I can't take it! ”
Long Xueji still stared at Su Mu through the mirror and said, "You're just not handsome!" Ugly! Not handsome! It's just not handsome! ”
Poof!
Su Mu laughed again: "Haha! I'm not handsome! Not handsome! You're beautiful, right? Every part of your body is beautiful, well, your heart-shaped shape was cut out on purpose, right? ”
"You !!" Long Xueji's face turned red again!
Because of the limited conditions in the death penalty prison, Long Xueji specially modified her body after returning to District 8, including the most mysterious places, which were trimmed and cut into the shape of a heart, but it happened to be seen by Su Mu, who is going to reason with this!
"Haha! I didn't mean to see it! Who told you to stand up when you saw me? Also, didn't you sit on my head and look for me to see the light? ”
"You! You! Su Mu, you are a scumbag!! ”
Long Xueji was completely angry, she sat on the dresser angrily, her eyes watery and about to cry......
Su Mu felt that he was also a little excessive, so he quickly closed his mouth and stopped laughing, and then walked behind Long Xueji and said, "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, don't be angry......"
"Humph!"
"I've apologized to you, what else do you want? You all said that I was not handsome anymore, and we evened out. ”
"Who's on par with you?!"
"Don't flatten? Then I also saw a birthmark on your butt, hahaha!! ”
"Ah!!!!!!h
(End of chapter)