[Old Han Little Cutie]: My three views are broken, who has 502 to lend me a little......

The majority of netizens' impression of ghosts mostly comes from horror stories and horror films, especially those films that were touched by netizens on the altar, which are said to scare people into cardiac arrest, which shows how scary the ghosts inside are - the real ghosts are so unexpected.

[Thousand Falling Shadows]: It's absolutely amazing, these are really TM horror movies that scared me into the ghost of the macho man shrinking his legs into the quilt???

[Peerless Sister Pomegranate]: It is always said that art comes from life and is higher than life, but obviously, horror ghost movies are not among them......

It's not scary at all, are these ghosts worthy of their identity as "ghosts"?

It's a shame on the ghost!

[Orange Heart Leaf]: QWQ, you Kangkang, do they look like the demolition households who want to be compensated for demolition with the developer?

[Xingyuan Meow]: The ghosts have been demolished, and I haven't _(:3』∠??) _

The atmosphere of netizens has changed from the original panic to the current giggle, and even began to entertain themselves and mock themselves.

People are afraid of ghosts, because ghosts are unknown, and they are subconsciously afraid of being hurt by ghosts and ask for their lives, but once they have seen real ghosts, they find that ghosts are completely different from the terrifying appearance in their brains......

So there was a scene of netizens giggling in the live broadcast room.

Not only are they not afraid, but they even want to shout to their relatives and friends to come and watch, and they will have a long experience and open their eyes.

As for the matter of demolition compensation, to put it bluntly, it is a bargain.

One asks for a sky-high price, and the other sits on the ground to pay back.

The person in charge was quite cowardly at first, bargaining with an old ghost who didn't know how many years old, he was afraid of being remembered in the middle of the night, so the negotiation momentum was not high. The scribe ghost belongs to the old treacherous and cunning one before and after his death, and he can see the psychological state of the person in charge at a glance, and he will be pinched in three or two strokes. The conditions offered were far higher than the price that the scribe ghost had in mind at the beginning, more than thirty or fifty times higher.

By the time the person in charge finds a familiar sense of rhythm in the red-faced bargaining, completely abandons the fear of scribes and ghosts, and tries to show professionalism, the general trend is gone. The majority of netizens looked anxious, and said that their boss who was the person in charge would definitely fire him, and his ability to do things was not good. The scribe ghost fought for the demolition compensation for the old ghosts, and even got a pension for several decades.

It's not that the compensation for the demolition of the scribes and ghosts is excessive,

In fact, based on the price of housing prices in the world, the demolition compensation demanded by the scribe ghost is not as expensive as the appearance fee of Feng Changzhai.

The trouble is the problem later-

Relocation compensation includes making a cemetery for these ghosts, the location of the cemetery is arbitrary, and the remote small tomb with a price of three or five thousand is also OK, and a set of mansions made by the heavenly master should be placed in the tomb, this kind of "mansion" is similar to the paper house burned by the ancestors in Qingming, but the paper house burned by ordinary people is just a paper house, and the paper house made by the heavenly master is a mansion, and the ghost can live comfortably in it.

In addition to demolishing houses, scribes and ghosts also demanded financial compensation. Considering that the Netherworld has depreciated to the point where no ghost can pick up the money, the financial compensation is replaced by other gadgets - such as food (incense, candlesticks), such as clothes for the four seasons, such as daily necessities (pots and pans). The old ghosts have been dead for too many years, and the supply of festival offerings has long been cut off, so it is better to provide them with holiday gifts for another twenty years.

The scribe said: "You don't have to wait for more money, I also know that the yang world advocates scientific worship of ancestors and home remembrance." You don't need to light firecrackers, you don't need to burn paper money, you can order a basket of fresh flowers, and then a plate of fresh fruits and vegetables. The Yangjian Cemetery is guarded by a special person, and they can be hired to do it for you. ”

The face of the person in charge is distorted.

Although the scribe ghost thoughtfully gave the solution, the contradiction of the problem is not who goes, but the twenty years!!

In the end, the bargain was barely cut to ten years.

The person in charge also took a step back and doubled the offerings offered during the New Year's holidays.

Others are a little cumbersome but not too much, after asking their own boss, the person in charge agreed with a wry smile.

The victorious scribe ghost smiled slightly, and lowered his left hand on the hilt of his sword at his waist.

Feng Changzhai also secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this.

This kind of old ghost can not be provoked, and if he can be appeased, he will be appeased.

A peaceful solution is a great joy for all.

Feng Changzhai drew up the contract, and the scribe ghost and the person in charge who represented the boss of the company signed their names and pressed their fingerprints.

The contract was made in duplicate, and the scribe ghost tucked one of them into his sleeve and led his subordinates and another group of subordinates to leave in a majestic manner, leaving everyone unable to recover for a long time. Feng Changzhai retracted his gaze at the ghosts, turned his head and told the person in charge again and again.

"What was promised to them, it is better to exceed than to cut corners. ”

The person in charge nodded again and again, and then asked, "Is there any explanation for this?"

With such a long period of time, it is inevitable that there will be omissions......

Feng Changzhai explained: "You are a blessing in disguise, the leading scribe is at least a thousand years old ghost, judging by his clothes and appearance, he was also a big man in Xuanhe during his lifetime, and he must be a high-ranking official and important minister of which dynasty." This kind of ghost anger is by no means as simple as a small problem on the construction site. This time, I signed a contract with him, which seems to be a demolition compensation family, but in fact, your company has also benefited. Not to mention anything else, in order to move as soon as possible, these ghosts will definitely keep an eye on your company to ensure that your work is smooth and there will be no lonely ghosts. ”

As long as this company does not take detours and operates diligently and diligently, its luck will not be too bad in the next ten years.

The person in charge looked confused.

Also, this good thing?

He scratched his head, feeling like he had been hit by a pie from the sky.

In line with the principle that fertilizer and water do not flow into outsiders' fields, the person in charge asked Feng Changzhai very discerningly how to build a reliable "mansion".

Ordinary people can't tell the difference between an ordinary paper house and a "mansion" in the eyes of old ghosts.

Feng Changzhai said: "I'm not good at this, but someone in my sect knows how to do it, and they are also doing these businesses, and I will give you her VX?"

"It's good, it's good. ”

Netizens outside the screen no longer know where to complain.

Are the thousand-year-old turtles and high-level humanists so down-to-earth?

Feng Changzhai rubbed his stomach and was about to order takeout with Ele.me, but as soon as he looked down, he noticed a familiar ghost approaching.

When I looked up, it was the scribe ghost who had gone and returned.

Several other living people tensed their nerves, and Feng Changzhai got up and made a gesture at the scribe ghost.

"Senior, still have something?"

"I remembered something. ”

"Senior, please speak. ”

The scribe ghost said: "Help me find a few old ghosts, all of them are my old department." ”

"Your old ministry ...... Don't you want to compensate for the demolition?"

The scribe ghost frowned and said, "Naturally not. ”

He had many old departments during his lifetime, and fought side by side with him, most of these old departments let go of their obsessions to reincarnate in the long years, but there were also those who didn't want to go to the world to suffer and felt that it was more free to be a ghost, so they became a nail household in the yang world with peace of mind.

The subordinates of the small collective who were demolished and compensated were just members of the small collective that he had formed out of boredom.

The meaning of the two is not the same.

Feng Changzhai was stunned: "They're gone?"

The scribe ghostly said, "Yes." ”

Those old departments have been traveling recently and have never returned.

The scribes noticed something strange and rushed to investigate, but found nothing else in the place where they had disappeared, the aura that made him uncomfortable.

"Will it be reincarnated?"

The scribe shook his head and said firmly, "If you are reincarnated, you will tell me." ”

"Senpai means ......"

The scribe ghost said: "Recently, the aura of heaven and earth has changed, and the yang world is also a cow, ghost, snake and god have appeared one after another, and I am worried that they will encounter accidents." ”

Find someone who knows how to divination, he is more at ease.

The scribe's ghost idea to make a group of old ghosts make trouble also has this intention - to attract the capable Xuanmen Heavenly Master to appear.

Feng Changzhai said: "The younger generation is not good at learning, so I encourage you to give it a try." ”

As a result, as soon as the beginning of the calculation, the tortoise shell used for divination cracked strangely, and bursts of black mist emerged from the cracks.

The scribe ghost said solemnly: "This is the breath ......"

The smell of the old part is this thing.

Feng Changzhai also realized that something was wrong, and used the palm mine to deal with the tortoise shell damaged by the black mist.

"My master is not in S City...... "Uncle Xiao is in S City, but he is too wasteful, and he has no other ability than to exploit cheap labor in the underworld to work in his haunted house, Feng Changzhai thought about it for a while, and thought of Pei Ye, he said, "There is one person who may be able to help." ”

The scribe ghostly said: "In this way, I will ask Xiaoyou to help introduce you." ”

Feng Changzhai said: "No trouble, no trouble. ”

The host hurriedly followed.

Netizens were also whetted and stared intently at the camera.

After ten minutes of driving——

Netizens on Pei Ye's side found that another group of amateur guests appeared in the camera.

Two rounds of hosts: "???"

Amateur guests know ???