In 2116, "Hegemony War" was released simultaneously around the world, the world currency was exchanged simultaneously, and a new round of online game wars was fully opened. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hegemony chip implantation, citizenship scanning ......"

"Nationality: Zu Longguo, Name: Wu Yanzu, Age: 21, Occupation: Sophomore."

"The region is confirmed to be successful, and it belongs to the China region."

The moment he entered the game, Wu Yanzu's mind suddenly entered a bare fart. strand on the male body.

"Hmm, 90% alike, the lens implantation is terrifying, it's a one-to-one three-body scan." Wu Yanzu pinched the flesh on his arm, "It's too real, doesn't it hurt to be hung up by someone?" ”

After confirming that there was no shortage of the animal's iconic murder weapon, Wu Yanzu looked around, and when he looked at it, he was dumbfounded.

The map marks the Zhejiang Lake Border in China, the name of the map is very elegant, but in the eye, it is no different from the wild tribes, everywhere are players running around covering key parts, some people casually pull up the grass on the side of the road, gesture for a while, tie a bow in the key parts, temporarily cover the shame.

The guy who covered his shame looked at the players jumping up and down around him, and suddenly felt a great feeling of raising his eyebrows.

Female players were collectively introduced into a fully enclosed room, and when they came out, they were wearing coarse cloth dresses!

"Ahh It's so unfair! Say that men and women are equal! The animals hid their faces and wept.

"Hehe, even though you're wearing a dress, you shouldn't be wearing anything inside, right? Let's go up and touch it? "There are a few lewd. The trivial guy did what he said, and approached a girl who had just come out of the house, and stretched out his hand to touch it.

The girl had long been alert, and before she could wait for the salted fish to get on her hands, she had already clenched her fists and blasted down.

"Oh, it's against you!" The cattle hurriedly fought back.

-1，-1，-1…… The animal was beaten down with a series of combination punches, and he was almost exhausted to death, but there was still half of the blood bar above the girl's head!

On the other hand, the animal that was beaten in the head by the girl, the blood bar is about to bottom out!

-10，-10…… Pink Fist looks extremely violent.

"That's not right!" The animals finally realized, "The dresses on their bodies are defensive!" We're bare-fart. Shares can't be beaten! Come on! ”

Looking at the fleeing livestock, the girl crossed her waist and shouted: "Who else! ”

Seeing this, Wu Yanzu shrank his head, covered his crotch very cooperatively, and moved to the side of the road with long grass in small steps.

The grass on the side of the road looked unfriendly, the long leaves were like swords, and the lines were not soft at all, "This...... It hurts, doesn't it? Wu Yanzu looked around, and sure enough, when the animals were tying bows for themselves, they all bared their teeth and gasped, but in order to prove that they were stronger than primitive humans and knew how to travel in a civilized manner, they still gritted their teeth and persevered.

As a result, the various bow pants in the novice village have become a hit.

Although it was only covered a little bit, and the wind that someone walked by on the side looked like they would have a bow, but Wu Yanzu still felt a little sense of security, after all, those girls were staring and watching, and seemed to be looking for Ruyi Langjun with the standard of size.

A player wearing explosive pants but carrying a large sword runs by.

"Master!" Wu Yanzu grabbed the player and asked, "Master, where is the Thieves Guild?" I want to certify my career. ”

As soon as the player who had no clothes on his body except for the explosive pants heard the word "master", he hurriedly put the big sword hanging behind his back forward, revealing a rusty blade, and looked at Wu Yanzu in surprise: "You want to be a thief?" ”

"yes." Wu Yanzu saw the stunned look on the player's face, and his heart squeaked, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Brother, I advise you to change careers." The player said earnestly: "Master, I am the one who has come over...... No, big brother, as a person who has come over, I want to remind you that thieves are the saddest profession, you have to think clearly. ”

"What's the sadness?" Wu Yanzu hurriedly asked.

"The professional certification of thieves is very cheating, you will know when you go." The player gestures with his hand, "Aren't you looking for the Thieves' Guild?" Well, there it is. ”

Following the direction of the player's finger, Wu Yanzu looked around.

It was a wooden house that was not the most dilapidated, only more dilapidated, compared to the other professional unions in the novice village, which was a door-face room, beautiful and attractive.

"So miserable?" Wu Yanzu stepped forward and knocked on the door, but he didn't make much effort, and the door that creaked and creaked in the wind was about to fall down.

"Wantonly destroy the gate of the union and pay a fine of 100 gold coins." The door was still hanging and refused to fall, but a thin old man squeezed out of the crack in the door.

The old man was skinny, but a mouth was a lion's mouth.

"What?!" Wu Yanzu was shocked and stood at the door dumbfounded.

"You heard it right, it's a hundred gold coins, which is a hundred soft girl coins." The thin old man raised his goatee-bearing chin, "You can pay with gold coins or by card." ”

Wu Yanzu was speechless: "What if I don't want to?" ”

"Oh, it's okay if you don't give it, it's just that all the unions won't accept you." The thin old man grinned and showed a mouthful of yellow teeth: "It means that you can't become a combat profession." ”

Wu Yanzu thought he was unlucky, and after transferring the one hundred gold coins that had been exchanged for medicine money to the old man, he struggled unwillingly: "Is this a test of the thief certification profession?" ”

"No, a fine is a fine, and it has nothing to do with the certification profession." After speaking, the thin old man was stunned, "You want to be a thief?" ”

This was the second time that Wu Yanzu had heard it in a short period of time, as if the whole world thought that being a thief was a very unbelievable thing.

"Yes, I want to be a good thief."

"Poof." The thin old man didn't hold back directly, looked at Wu Yanzu who pretended to hold his head high, and said with a smile: "Boy, don't say I didn't remind you, it was a very stupid decision to become a thief. ”

"To be specific?" Wu Yanzu suddenly felt a little weak.

"To be specific?" The thin old man rolled his eyes and said, "Let's put it this way, being a thief is divided into two stages, the first stage, life is not only about the sorrow in front of you. In the second stage, there is also the sad urging in the future. ”

"This is obviously a sentence!" Wu Yanzu, who listened with his ears pricked up, almost jumped up.

"It's a sentence, but it already sums up the whole situation of the thief now and in the future." The thin old man grinned again, "I didn't mean to tease you, the profession of a thief is so thought-provoking, do you want to continue to certify it now?" ”

"I would like to remind you that although the certification process can be forcibly interrupted, it requires a lot of money, and it is possible that the income of a family of three for a year is not enough."

Wu Yanzu touched the card hidden in his pocket and bound to the account, gritted his teeth, and said, "I want to continue!" ”

"Good!" The thin old man's eyes lit up, and he kicked the door that was still breathing, and rushed in first, "Come on, come in, please." ”

Stepping into the Novice Village Thieves' Union, Wu Yanzu truly realized what it means to be "a wild man without money"!

A table with a missing leg, a wooden chair with a cobwebbed back, and no other furniture, the sun shining high overhead, and the uneven weeds growing in the room were a cheerful thing.

"You live here?" Wu Yanzu was dumbfounded.

"That's right." The thin old man sat down in a chair without disgust.

"If you can make the smell of camping in someone's house, you are also ruthless!" Wu Yanzu swallowed his saliva, the whole person was not good, and subconsciously clutched the card in his pocket.

"I'll confirm your information first." The thin old man stretched out his hand to scoop it out of the air, and there was an extra card in his hand, as if by magic.

The thin old man pinched the card and began to register, "Name Wu Yanzu, native of Zulongguo, China, age 21, sophomore ......"

"Eh, eh!" Looking at the card déjà vu, Wu Yanzu realized that the card that the thin old man conjured out of thin air was his own! It was taken from his own pocket!

"Don't be nervous, it's just the registration process, and it won't cost you a dime." The thin old man had already finished registering at this time, threw the card back to Wu Yanzu, and stared, "Believe me, whether you can become a real thief or not, you will be very sad." ”

Wu Yanzu's eyes darkened, "Why?" ”

"Because the money in your card simply won't be enough to pay the compensation for forcibly interrupting the certification." The thin old man laughed dryly a few times and continued: "Either you will try your best to succeed in certification, or you will repay the loan in the dark in the next five years." ”

"Trust me!" As soon as Wu Yanzu opened his mouth, the thin old man forcibly interrupted and said: "This game is issued globally, and even the world currency can be exchanged globally, so you don't want to have any luck!" If you don't have the money to forcibly break the contract, it's better than the bank. Black. The list is even worse! ”

Squeak, Wu Yanzu gritted his teeth, "This is to force people to go crazy!" ”

"That's right!" The thin old man raised his eyebrows and said: "Forcing every thief to grab the boss and grab the equipment, this is the purpose that the thieves union has been pursuing. ”

Wu Yanzu really wanted to strangle the thin old man, "Can you start the certification?" ”

"Okay, then let's get started." The thin old man reached under the table and touched it, and there was an extra yellowed book on the table.

Turning the first page, the thin old man said generously: "Let's pick it yourself." ”

"What?" Wu Yanzu poked his head to see.

The first task of thief certification (choose one more than one): Go to the Sakura Country, find the key to open the door to the Sakura Country on the Yaqi Orochi, and the mission is SSS level.

Go to the European region, find the key to open the door to the European region on the blood prince, and the mission is SSS level.

……

Wu Yanzu's black blood surged up at more than a dozen SSS-level tasks, and he almost spurted blood on the spot.

"Young man, don't get angry yet, you think, if you can become the one who opens the doors of all regions, then you will be famous in history!" The thin old man stood and spoke without a backache: "If you touch the key to the country from the boss of Zhenguo, then the players of our China region will be able to drive straight to other regions!" And if the thieves of other countries fail to touch the key to the country from our ancestral dragon, they will not be able to enter our region, and they can only fight back aggrievedly. ”

"It's exciting to think about." Wu Yanzu complained weakly, "Open the country, what a scenery!" But I didn't even succeed in professional certification, and I didn't even know the most basic stealth technique, so you asked me to go face to face the boss of Zhenguo? Or is it just confronting those perverted border monsters on the border? ”

"Hehe, in fact, in the certification process, in addition to not being invisible, other professional skills can still be learned." The thin old man laughed a few more times as a cover for embarrassment.

Wu Yanzu was completely powerless to complain: "A thief without stealth skills is not as good as a hunter's dog!" ”

"Young man, look here, look here!" No matter how thick-skinned the thin old man was, he couldn't bear Wu Yanzu's straightforwardness, and his dry fingers clicked on the book one after another, "Or you can choose the last task!" ”

Hearing this, Wu Yanzu rose with infinite hope, and the whole person threw himself on the table, and read along the position of the thin old man's hand: "Let's talk about a transnational love!" When you have a girlfriend in Sakura Country, isn't it much more likely to get the key to the country from Yaki Orochi! ”

"Poof!" After reading it, Wu Yanzu finally failed to withstand another wave of cheeky attacks from the Thieves Guild, and spurted out a mouthful of old blood from the sky.