"Bang! Bang! Bang" Chen Di angrily smashed the empty beer bottles at his feet on the wall one by one, and scolded: "Lao Wang, what kind of do you say, I happened to patrol and pass by the manager's office, and heard someone shouting for help inside, so I smashed the door lock and broke in, and as soon as I entered, I saw a man pressing on Manager Li, so I went up and pulled the man away, and by the way, I punched the man a few times, who knew that the girl pushed me away and scolded me for being nosy with a mouse." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The man in his 30s on the side looked at the glass slag on the ground and wanted to laugh and couldn't help it, took out a pack of cigarettes from his body, took out a root and lit it for himself, and gave it to Chen Di, "Xiao Chen, you just came here to watch the scene for only 2 months, isn't it a crime to don't know, and blame the old brother for not reminding you, Manager Li's girl likes that tune, likes to do it in the office, that man is one of his lovers, and when you encounter this kind of thing in the future, even if she shouts in the office, don't worry about it." Taking a deep breath of cigarette, Lao Wang smiled lewdly: "You kid is not a loss, that man was beaten by you and was full of blood, and he was probably scared soft, I don't know if it will be hard in the future, Manager Li's girl is also seen by you, how about it, that wave of ass is the best, haha!" ”

Chen Di also smoked a cigarette and laughed together, "Lao Wang, don't say it, that girl is in her 30s, and she can't hold that big breasted hand, when I went in, she was lying on the desk, her ass was cocked and she was being fucked by that, when I hit the man, she turned around and pulled me, and the chest was pressed against my arm, big and soft." ”

As the conversation between men gradually heated up, there were more and more beer bottles around the two people, "Xiao Chen, I slept here today, you go back and take a good shower to get rid of some bad luck, save that girl from wearing small shoes for you in the future, the day after tomorrow is the end of the world, there is not a girl in the field who likes you very much, tomorrow you also ask her to wear the same clothes as Manager Li's girl, and also play the uniform temptation." Lao Wang burped and lay directly on the ground.

Chen Di stood up staggeringly, walked out of the lounge step by step, and slowly walked out of the largest nightclub in SH with the loud music, greeting familiar and unfamiliar people along the way, thinking about the usual serious financial manager today, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

In the early hours of the morning, the SH market was still so noisy under the cover of night, Chen Di roared loudly with the strength of the wine and walked towards the intersection with a song that no one could understand, and the memories in his mind emerged one by one.

Chen Di is an orphan, he grew up in a welfare home, he didn't know who his parents were, he finished middle school under the support of the state and stepped into the society to support himself after doing any work, the only thing he learned in the welfare home and the school was "talking with his fists" was also sharpened by the society, and the girl who grew up in the welfare home once said that he wanted to marry him was a rich man's junior when he used the money he earned from his part-time job to study in college, when he angrily put the breakup fee that the girl gave him to the ground and broke a few ribs of the middle-aged man, The only outcome was a one-year prison sentence.

Saved a big brother by chance in prison, after coming out, Chen Di went to SH City to mix, to say that life is also good, in another field every day a little wine drinking, watching those mothers squint to train those young ladies, although I don't know who my parents are, but God gave this picture of good health, and it looks a little handsome, there are always some young ladies who accompany him to bed, but one night I saw someone molesting a single woman in the bar, and he solved the few gangsters, to say that this is his job, It's OK, but he saw that the woman was very drunk and helped her to the lounge and waited for a long time, but the woman later liked him, and came to the field every day to drink and watch him, is a man understands, what is the end of a woman chasing a man, when the two of them got along for more than half a year, in the early morning Chen Di hugged the plump and soft body in her arms like she asked to make sure that the relationship was not just a bed partner, the woman said to him that she had been married a long time ago, her husband was a foreigner, and the two of them played their own games without interfering with each other, and said to Chen Di very calmly:" I'm 7-8 years older than you, of course age is not a problem, but what can you give me, love can't be eaten, don't you see we're very good now, we need each other and we all have feelings. After the 22-year-old Chen Di was taught a good lesson by the wife in his arms in the early morning, in the words of the Internet, "I don't believe in love anymore." …,

The days of calm as water passed day by day, and when the wife who taught Chen Di various ways of playing and skills a year later crossed the ocean to go abroad, Chen Di left the bar and came to the current nightclub to watch.

A rapid car horn suddenly interrupted Chen Di's memories, he turned his head in a daze, and saw that the white light of the two headlights almost blinded his titanium alloy eyes, and a loud sound of "Peng" sounded in his ears, and his body was thrown into the air, and with the pain from his body, Chen Di fainted directly.

"Old Ma, do you have a record of this kid on that computer? I've been checking for a long time, and I don't have a death record of this kid. ”

"I don't have this, it seems that this is a dead one, what kind of dog p office automation, as soon as you and I are on duty, it will be wrong, Lao Niu It seems that we really have to sign up for the training class, or this title will not be evaluated, and now the new boys are about to get higher salaries than us."

"Something else is going to be said later, what about now? These 100 years have been in vain, something happened in the last year, there is no time to talk about the vacation, if there is no bonus, what will I take to pay you mahjong debt. ”

"Yes, it will take him to the Western world, and it will take time for them to correct computer errors and check smuggling, and it will be none of our business for this kid to be wiped out by them then."

Ha. Ha. Ha.. With the roaring laughter in his ears, Chen Di slowly opened his eyes.

"Am I dead, or am I in the hospital?" Chen Di looked at the environment around him and found that he was lying on the floor, unconscious all over his body, trying to raise his hands and legs but found that his efforts were in vain.

"Boy, don't waste your efforts, you're dead now"? A burly man appeared in Chen Di's sight, with big copper bell-like eyes and 2 horns on his head.

"Big brother, where am I?" Thinking that he only lived to be in his 20s and hung up, and when he thought that he was abandoned like a dog at birth, the girl he liked would rather be a junior than be with him, but what he liked was someone else's wife, no house, no car, no money, and lived groveling every day, Chen Di couldn't help but feel sad and asked the man in front of him hoarsely.

"Boy, I'll tell you", the man with a horse's face came to the horned man, "You should know that you are dead, but our computer does not have a record of your death, that is, you should not have died, and now you are dead".

Seeing that Chen Di opened his mouth to ask something, the horse-faced man directly interrupted his inquiry with a gesture, "The only thing I can tell you now is to drink less in the future, drink too much and don't go on the road, haven't you looked at the new traffic rules, what kind of road did you cross at the yellow light, and if you die now, you will die in vain", the horse-faced man admonished with a bitter look, and then waved his hand and said in a leadership style: "Young people make mistakes, and the gods must forgive, so we decided to give you a chance to be reborn again, but it is impossible to return to the original you, Everything about you will not exist in the future, I read your memory, do you know a lot about European and American culture (a/v discs used by moms to train young ladies in bars and nightclubs), so you go to the Western world, but you have to be reincarnated, the computer will randomly have a family of Chinese ancestry, as for whether you succeed or not, it depends on yourself, competition is everywhere, a man can launch 3-6 ml at a time, a total of hundreds of millions of brothers and sisters, you grab the first entry, you will succeed, otherwise die! In addition, a friendly reminder to you, because you belong to the reborn people in the West, so it is considered a smuggling, once it is found out that it will be directly erased, so the life span is very short, generally at 25-30 years old, of course, there is no way to solve it, if you become a celebrity, such as a singer, president, sports star, the rich and wealthy Those who are more well-known and privileged are not considered stowaways, after you are born, there will be a hint of survival time in the palm of your hand, others can't see it, the more well-known you are, the longer you live, the upper limit is 99 years old, You can study it slowly in the future, and you can charge yourself, for your own survival! ”

As the horse-faced man's words fell, Chen Di was still in a passage before the burly man could ask a question.

"Old horse, how long do you say this kid can live, you read his memory, do you know what survival skills he has?"

"It's estimated that he won't live to be 30 years old, this kid won't do anything, he was miserable in his original life, 1b, he has a lot of experience in that area, and his brain is full of A movies, but he can't grow his popularity as a duck, so he goes, and he calls someone to play a few rounds of mahjong." The figures of the two people who asked and answered slowly disappeared.