Chapter 12: It's not naivety that defeats you
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Since then, he has become an errand in the mouth of the second uncle!
Later, I searched, and it wasn't right! That's the old society, it's the 21st century!
So when I had nothing to do, I thought of a question, how old are the patriarch and the second uncle?
I have a big radish in my left hand and a small iron brush in my right hand!
I'm not a slice, I'm a pull!
I'm a cook! Monthly salary of 360! Oh, that's called a perk!
What does Thunder Leopard do? Grocery shopping!
"Lao Kui, I'll take Xiao Zhangzi to buy vegetables! Come back before closing in the afternoon, old rules! β
"Okay, let's go! You two pay attention to discipline! β
"Don't worry! Little Zhangzi come with me! β
I've heard Lei Leopard shouting Li Kui! With that loud voice, I wonder if he has practiced some sonic skills?
Xiao Zhangzi is what the class calls me! In this regard, the master does not want to express any opinion!
But it's not bad to be able to get out!
When I came to Huadu, I haven't seen Huadu yet!
I have to mention the Commander Bird who never showed up!
When Li Kui brought back my clothes, my documents were also brought back!
Looking at the bright red five-pointed star and the big red seal on it, no matter how you look at it, you feel as if you have been sold by Uncle Hai!
But Commander Bird is very fast!
On the Dongfeng truck, the Roshan-like thunder leopard sits in the driver's seat!
Yesterday, when the people in the class heard that I was only 17 and didn't have a driver's license, I took all the fruit 7 and took pictures of them!
I'm in the car company belongs to the scorpion, the only one!
After returning to Huadu for nearly 20 years, the garrison car company threw in a recruit who couldn't drive for the first time!
Moreover, this recruit has not undergone the military training of the recruit company!
My fruit 7 is lost again!
The troops are not allowed to use it!
Sigh and look at the Huadu building floating outside the window, and the crowded road where people eat people!
I was speechless and choked!
If Teng Ji is here, I will definitely like the way I am now, but I am speechless!
Did I come to the worldly world to cook?
I said Lei Leopard, how did you get this kung fu? Tell me about it!
"Tell me?"
Leopard turned his head to look at me, as if thinking about it!
If he can hide the fact that he knows kung fu, he must have his own ulterior secret!
"Well, I'll tell you! My kung fu is family traditional! My grandfather participated in the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression and can be regarded as a national hero, but he is not a People's Liberation Army! Later, he was unwilling to fight the civil war, so he returned to his hometown, and then for various reasons, my father failed to join the army to serve the country! Grandpa also died with hatred! My grandfather used to be a student of the Whampoa Military Academy, that would be quite powerful, he said that he remembered his teacher for the rest of his life as Old Man Zhou! His biggest regret is that he couldn't see his descendants join the army and serve the motherland! Although our family has ancestral Bajiquan, it is rarely used! I didn't expect to join the army later and enter the cooking class, although the kung fu was not lost, but it has never been useful! Until you find out! If it weren't for you, I think I'd retire in two years, and I'd have to go home and continue to mess around! β
I don't know anything about what he said!
How young is that coming?
The imperial capital of the Zhang family was one of the branches that went out of the mountains to protect the country during the Anti-Japanese War, and they did not return to the village after the war! And it is precisely because of this that the clansmen in the village have resentment towards the side branches of the imperial capital!
Those who left the village back then were young adults! It's ten years to go out! Never went back!
Later, the village was closed to the mountain! It wasn't until thirteen years ago that my cheap dad came out of the mountains to get in touch with the outside world again!
I can't say the specifics!
It's just that the second uncle drank too much before leaving! The bits and pieces of words made me really not understand what was going on!
I remembered too many things by what Lei Leopard said, and I had no clue!
Maybe it was because I didn't speak for a long time, Lei Bao was a little worried, and he touched me with his elbow!
I can understand his worries! That's the fear of your own secret being discovered by others!
I'm fine, Lei Leopard, don't worry!
"Well, look at what you kid seems to be thinking, can you tell me?"
Thinking about home!
"Are you homesick? No way? It's only been a day! Anyway, you kid is mysterious enough, he suddenly appeared in our army, and he made it so special, honestly, you shouldn't be the second generation of officials, right? To gild? β
Gild? The second generation of officials? What is that? It doesn't feel good to listen to you!
"I'll go, you really don't know? You're not primitive, are you? β
Come on! You look at me like some kind of second-generation official!
Can you tell me about Li Kuibei? Don't say you didn't find out he knew kung fu!
"You said Brother Kui knows kung fu? He won't! Why do you say he knows kung fu? β
Didn't you, you didn't notice? He should be a good hand with a knife! I didn't expect it to be deeper than you!
"What, what, a master with a knife? You can even know Brother Kui's knife skills! How do you know! β
You still say he doesn't know martial arts! You know he's good at swordsmanship! Do you remember yesterday when I asked who the bonsai was?
"Remember! The bonsai is Brother Kui's! That's it? β
Lei Leopard still twisted his head to look at me! I don't know how this kid drives? Don't look at the road either!
The knife technique of pruning the potted plant is first-class, and it has been used for more than ten years! It can be regarded as a master among ordinary people!
"Hey, what did I think! Brother Kui's good knife skills are known to the whole army! He's a cook, chopping vegetables every day! The strength and accuracy of the start is not to say! If you chop vegetables every day, turn the spoon, and do one thing for more than ten years, you can do it! β
Am I wrong?
No longer thinking about Brother Kui, I turned around and began to 'admire' the crowded flower capital!
There are many cars in this car and there is no difference between them and the imperial capital!
When I arrived at the market, it was already noon! Lei Fat Man and I parked the car, and naturally there was a vegetable seller to help us load the car!
"Little Zhangzi, I'm hungry! Let's find a place to eat! β
Okay, I'm hungry too! The special snacks I ate on the day I first came to Huadu were really delicious!
"Hehe, brother, I've been here longer than you! Take you to eat something delicious! I'm familiar with this place! β
You fat man is not less fake! Hahaha!
I found a roadside shop not far from the vegetable market, and I sat down with Lei Fat Man to order food!
What do you say about the consumption of Huadu? Quite expensive! More expensive than the imperial capital!
Although I haven't eaten a roadside stall in the imperial capital either!
Just when I was eating fish balls and nibbling shrimp balls with the fat man, I felt like I was being targeted!
Every day I take the stupid leopard and the black blind man in the village to hunt, and I have long formed a conditioned reflex for the feeling of danger!
In the deep mountains and jungles, it's not just hunters who hunt traps, but also clever prey! The role reversal of hunter and prey is often just in a split second!
I can feel that murderous aura, and it won't be too far away from me!
Since I have moved the killing machine, then I don't care about hiding any secrets, and I won't keep my hands!
"It's that kid, he's going to have a lot of money?"
In the noise around me, I found the source of the murderous aura! But listening to the voice, it turned out to be a woman! It's still a little familiar!
I wondered, Teng Ji is not around, how did I provoke a woman on the third day I came to Huadu?
"Are you sure you can make money if you kidnap this kid? Look at him as a big man, he is still a soldier, it's not easy to deal with! β
"You're thinking too much! I watched this kid leave from Mong Kok, do you know what kind of car picked him up? Rolls-Royce! Rich mainland boys! That night I followed him to the Grand Hotel in Victoria, the Presidential Suite! Think about it? β
"You say, really? So rich! β
Several men's voices became excited!
I finally know who killed me! It turned out to be the chicken in the hotel that night!
Knowing who it is, I'm not as nervous as I was just now! I still don't care about some of the thugs!
The master star master is practiced in vain?
I can't beat those gangsters, and I'm sorry for the stone grinder that I smashed!
I bit the cow balls in my mouth hard! The hot soup flows into your mouth, and it's really delicious! It would be nice if I could bring some back to the second uncle!
"But he's a GI! Tying up a soldier in broad daylight, isn't that looking for death? β
"Cut, you're 13k still afraid of this? Didn't you kill uniformed policemen before? Don't think you don't know! β
"Can that be the same?"
This man still has concerns!
I didn't expect that this colorful outfit on my body could still make people scared!
"What the hell are you doing! If you don't dare to do it, we'll do it ourselves! We'll get the money on our own when the time comes! β
"******, it's done! Big deal! Wherever you have money, you are an uncle! β
It seems that this group of people has made up their minds!
It's not a problem to be able to take out a few thugs! I'm interested in what they say 13k! He even killed a policeman! It's certainly not a good bird!
And the hotel chicken who followed me all the time, and I didn't even notice it! It's so interesting!
I kicked the Leopard on the other side! This fat man immediately glared at me!
In the world of Lei Fatty, if anyone doesn't let him eat, he can fight with you endlessly!
Lei Fatty, someone is asking us for trouble, and we may have a fight later, do you dare?
"Who? Dry rack? How do you know? β
I can hear it! Don't eat it! They're smashing the table!
"What! Don't let Lao Tzu eat! Who? β
This guy doesn't even ask if he heard clearly!
Fat Thunder slapped the table and stood up! That mountain-like figure, plus a loud roar! Suddenly, the whole roadside stall looked at the two of us!
Even more glaring is the camouflage uniforms of the two of us!
"That fat man, what kind of table are you shooting!"
"That's it! You're awesome! The big-headed soldier is amazing! This is Luo Ye's territory! β
The show is finally here!
These gangsters are really good at picking the time!
As soon as the people on the roadside saw a few thugs walking towards with machetes, they ran away one by one! The boss doesn't know where to go!
It's really realistic! We are the People's Liberation Army! Doesn't anyone help us?
So what exactly are we protecting?
I feel a little sad inexplicably! Suddenly remembered that dead cheap daddy! Didn't he die just to protect this nation, this country?
I'm too lazy to deal with these little thugs, but my eyes are looking for that hotel chicken!
Fat Lei, it's up to you this time! I'll treat you to dinner after the fight! Eat better!
"You said that! Yes! Just wait to pay the bills! β
"And bragging! Today, Grandpa hacked you mainland boys to death! β
A few thugs screamed and rushed up! Not to mention, there is really a momentum! At first glance, it is the master who often does dry racks!
The machete is tricky, there are no moves to speak of, they are all desperate and ruthless wild ways, but they are all key attacks!
If you meet ordinary people, you will definitely be knocked down by these gangsters!
But the fat fat man of Lei is simply invincible in defense!
Where can these gangsters withstand the punch and kick of Fat Lei?
In less than five minutes, all eight thugs fell to the ground, and several of them had passed out unconscious!
This is still the result of Lei Fatty's lack of full strength! This guy just stands still, defends and then attacks! It's very easy to smash people over! Direct spike!
That hotel chicken had been sitting at a table in the distance, with three people next to it!
It should be the remaining birdmen!
The four of them saw eight thugs fall to the ground and couldn't sit still anymore! Get up and walk towards us!
"I said, how dare this rich boy run out of the army alone, it turns out that this cute little brother next to him is a master!"
"I said, Thirteenth Sister, are you mistaken? This cute little brother is not easy to deal with! β
"Don't worry, Brother Jiu, this cute little brother is still a chick! But very naΓ―ve! As soon as his sister walks over, he will be fascinated! β
"Hahahaha, then it's up to the thirteenth sister!"
How do you call that hotel chicken Thirteen Sisters? Brother Jiu? What a mess!
Is Ray Fat naΓ―ve?
I don't see it, do you?
"Xiao Zhangzi, what does that Nizi mean when she says I'm naΓ―ve?"
Fat Thunder, she said you were stupid! She's going to seduce you! Break your child's skill!
"What?"
People who practice martial arts have a big taboo, that is, they break the child's skill!
This time, the thirteenth sister of the hotel chicken annoyed Lei Fatty!
Thunder Fat Man is still so fast! He took the initiative to attack! The hotel chickens didn't have any time to react before they were knocked out by the thunder fat man!
"It's your turn! What a bird thing! Dare to break Lao Tzu's kung fu! β
Lei Fat Man pointed at the so-called Ninth Brother who was standing in place watching the joke! And then move again!
Looking at the three figures flying out, I silently prayed in my heart, don't pretend to be forced in the future! When you meet a fat man like Lei Fat, you will be killed directly!
What are you talking about without a little effort! Also kidnapped! Play yourself to death!
"Xiao Zhangzi, where are my shoes?"
I just found out that Lei Fatty's shoes are gone! That's the only pair of combat boots!
The ninth brother who fell to the ground was holding a big black boot in his arms!
I stepped forward and looked at Brother Jiu's wide eyes, which seemed to be full of disbelief!
Alas, it's not the naΓ―ve little fat man who beats you, it's he who doesn't wear shoes!
Fat Lei, let's go drive and pack up and go back to the camp!