Chapter 135: One Hard and One Soft, Why Be Persistent (II)

In view of the fact that during this period of time, he was either facing the black hole or facing the sea salt foam all day long, Aesop really didn't have a chance to talk about "marriage", but looking at the posture of Lao Mu and the young couple, he still couldn't help but ask: "I said, Lao Mu, what's the matter with registration?" Why don't I see any more marriage sections in the system? ”

"Hey, why didn't you pay attention to the official instructions - yes, you said that you don't ask about current affairs these days and do tasks. Mu Qiuke was stunned at first, and then said with relief, "Brother Yi must also know that in order to eliminate illegal behavior and harassment of players of the opposite sex, Guanghua strictly restricts certain activities of the Chosen One in the game.www.biquge.info ”

Now about Aesop's so-called "heavenly choice" qualifications, the female voters all know the roots, and when they heard Lao Mu talk about the topic, they all turned their attention, and Aesop, who was a little relieved, naturally listened attentively.

"This upgrade officially opens the 'marriage system', which helps attract players, but also eases restrictions." Mu Qiuke continued, "Therefore, in order to ensure that there are no improper or even illegal acts, marriage and divorce are not set up casually through the system, but need to be registered at the office of each consular town, and can only be established after being reviewed and approved by the staff." ”

Sun's, isn't this Nima another PTA?

Yi Soo's head suddenly grew and he asked in confusion: "Okay, the flag is so loud, there are restrictions on marriage, I will endure it." Why do divorces have to be registered? ”

"Brother Yi, this is Guanghua's shrewdness." Mu Qiuke explained with a glance, "Think about it, if there is a player who illegally buys prostitution, he must get married first. What if the tactics are cunning and evade the censorship? At this time, divorce is an effective second hurdle. It is important to note that bigamy is not allowed between players. Moreover, based on the simulation of the world, the marriage of heroes has to bear many obligations in addition to fish and water, such as the sharing of detailed property. If it is a flash marriage, not only will it be on the inspection list, but it will also be a huge burden on the players themselves, which will put an end to the negative phenomena such as fraud and fun in the past. ”

I'm going to go, it's a big game supported by the government, this is the rhythm of moving the "Marriage Law" of various countries into it?!

Hearing the detailed rules, Aesop was really amazed, and then asked, "So, you two are going to go to the relevant departments to get a certificate?" ”

Lao Mu and the sword spirit named "Qianqian" looked at each other and smiled, and replied shyly and happily: "Yes, I was about to go to the office, and I sensed the activities of the spell fighting method nearby, and I thought of the teacher's entrustment about taking care of Dongwen Tongmen, so I came to take a look." Haha, in fact, I saw the momentum and ability of a few people, but I was more than capable of doing it. ”

"Where is it, thanks to the uneven road of Lao Mudi, it didn't cause big trouble, this is full of positive energy!"

Aesop was polite and polite, and although she didn't say much, she did her best to praise it.

It's really heartfelt. In all fairness, it is basically impossible for Aesop, who is in a hurry to get down to business, because of this little "idleness", and it is basically impossible to make a diversion, just for this reason, he feels that he would rather have less than a hundred fans and make friends with such a straight person. What's more, if it weren't for Lao Mu scaring away these vicious dogs and paparazzi, maybe there would be some rumors on the scarf of the forum, and with the urine nature of Aesop and the little young master, once the conflict is absolutely out of control, when the time comes, he will really have to slaughter the city and destroy the country before he can go home. Although in the eyes of the old rascals, except for official seizures, these are not a big deal, but it is always a good thing to have fewer flies.

Thinking about it like this, Aesop and the female voters who were in love with each other inevitably became much more affectionate to Lao Mu, and after everyone summed it up, they happily decided to register their marriage together - what, you have to be careful about opening a harem? Tsk~ Whether it is a halo or a system gift, the woman agrees, what is the man's hypocrisy? Didn't you see that not only Little Lori and Shaosi have become matchmakers, but even Mule Meow has the posture of a pimp?

So, the beautiful old rascal's pretended posture to bubble up in less than half a second, and he was rushed to the office by Scarlett's daughters, causing the old Mu and the two next to them to laugh together - and this scene of deep love made Isoldo roll his eyes for a while, and I don't know how many pimples came out of his waist.

Rely on ~ show Shenma perfect CP, there must be an ulterior Mimi behind it!

Isolt was full of mischief and slander all the way, but she didn't know how much dog food she had sent along the way, and how many fireballs in the hands of the FFF members had been and thirsty. Luckily, the old hooligans escaped being burned at the stake - in the humble little office, the long queue seemed endless, and as soon as they were at the end of the line, a great wall of steel was built behind them, and the FFF regiment did not want to take it even if they tried their best.

The queue is dominated by player couples, and there are many NPCs like Aesop who pull a vote, which looks different and is definitely far more spectacular than the previous fruit fans waiting for love. However, the efficiency of the office was quite high, and the team rushed forward, and soon Isolt saw the counter: the first part of the team was in a commotion, and "please show the prenuptial examination certificate" and "come, stand up, put the marriage certificate in place, and take a photo" came and went.

Aesop was immediately stunned again, and shouted at Lao Mu: "I said Lao Mu, what kind of play is this?" Also premarital check-ups? ”

"Haha, don't worry, this is the identification and property agreement required to prevent players from violating the agreement. You and I are married to the aborigines, so we don't need that. Lao Mu smiled.

"I see." Aesop nodded, a flash of thought, and asked, "The aborigines are not afraid of accidents if they are so loose?" For example, abducting young girls, abandoning everything from the beginning to the end? ”

"You give me a try!"

As soon as the words came out, the female voters immediately surrounded Aesop, and even Jona and Usephine looked stern, and drank the old rascal in unison.

"Just kidding, kidding......"

The old rascal raised his hand in surrender, couldn't explain, and thought in a cold sweat: The contract is above, who is tired of playing and dares to rape and deceive the natives?!

This situation and this scene attracted different eyes all around, everyone came to register, naturally each has its own thoughts, each has its own interest, but they are inevitably feeling bursts of laughter.

After a few more steps, Isolt finally saw a few more clerks, uh, that fat jelly aunt is so swollen, is it so familiar?

At this time, the little Lori next to her pointed at the fat aunt without any scruples and shouted: "Ah, sow! ”

Eh, eh, mother--, isn't this Nima the president of the PTA? Isn't the PTA disbanded?!

For a while, Aesop was like a thunderbolt, and quickly covered little Lori's mouth.

However, the sound of "sow" simply resounded in the sky, and the noisy office was silent for a moment, and then bursts of suppressed laughter rang out one after another, and soon converged into a loud laughter.

The fat aunt's face instantly became the color of pig liver, the two sides subtly met their eyes, and after a trance, the fat aunt's face was then miserable white, and she was about to pass out again, and the aunt finally survived, and a cruel smile suddenly floated at the corner of her mouth.

Day ~ Columbia's plan to be slept together seems to be over.

Aesop secretly screamed that it was not good, and sure enough, when he arrived, the fat aunt didn't think about it, and blurted out a sneer: "Okay, you don't have to register, where do you come from, go cool!" ”

Looking at that lazy and triumphant look, Aesop couldn't wait to slap it with a "friendship fist".

Although Scarlett's daughters have never seen this PTA president, they can still see the ugliness in them; In the face of such a blatant communiqué personal vendetta, whether it is them, or the little Lori who has long had a mustard, or the young secretary who joined in the fun, they are all indignant.

Aesop stopped the impulse of the women in her heart, and was about to refute two sentences, but Lao Mu, who got the marriage certificate first, snatched it out and scolded angrily: "What do you mean? This little girl was really impolite just now, and she should teach a lesson. But children are not sensible, why are you an adult? Still mouthful, can't get by with irrelevant things? Is there anyone like you who is a civil servant? ”

"Don't take big hats to buckle people, I've seen a lot of old lady!" The fat aunt glared at Lao Mu and shouted viciously, "This person's character is not good, and he does not meet the registration requirements!" Well? What are your grievances? ”

"Joke! Is your character okay or not? Prove it! The contract is on top, and several aborigines have not spoken, what are you talking nonsense? "Lao Mu argues with reason.

And after hearing this, the look of the wave of people who had been silent for a long time moved, and after a little thought, he didn't speak after all.

However, this change in expression all fell into the fat aunt's eyes, and she pointed to the wave of Jiudi more and more proudly, and shot back meaningfully: "Hehe, look carefully, the person concerned didn't speak?" I think it's a robbery of people's daughters, and there is no inside story! When I report it, I can't see that this rascal's account has been blocked! ”

Lao Mu paused, glanced at the size of the Yi family, and looked at everyone's calm faces, so he retorted without flinching: "Nonsense! Rumors and troublemakers! I think you are abusing your power for personal gain and deliberately making things difficult, and when the appeal is filed, I will see if you will be investigated or prosecuted! ”

At this time, the fat aunt was furious, slammed the table and shouted: "Okay, pleading, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry!" Believe it or not, the old lady sealed your card first? Let's see who's going wrong at the end! ”

A deep gloom suddenly flashed in Lao Mu's eyes, and Aesop, who was struggling, glanced at Nabo for a long time, and quickly grabbed Lao Mu and said, "Brother, thank you for your grievances." I know you're tough, I'm tired of you, just leave this matter to me. ”

As he spoke, he turned to the fat aunt again, and said mockingly, "Long time no see, President." I heard that the PTA is gone, but I didn't expect you to still shine? Is it because I am afraid that the children will get married wrongly this time? Yes, compare your heart to your heart, you yourself are indeed a vivid example, you should take care of it~~"

"Get out~" The fat aunt was so angry that her fat body trembled, and she pointed at Aesop and trembled, "Just based on what you say, you shouldn't have issued a certificate!" I'll report these words, and I can't see that your account will be blocked! And this nosy bastard! ”

"Hey, hey, hey, you're asking for your own hardship, and you're going to record? There were so many people present, I don't know how many videos were recorded, and who suffered when they were released? Aesop smiled disapprerovingly, and said that the fat aunt was stunned, and he continued to say, "It's not the first time we've dealt with each other, and it's not clear who has a few pounds and a few taels?" Don't give me a testimony? I believe it! But it's up to the sky, and that's all you can do. Find an excuse to invalidate my brother's card? Inquire carefully about the origin and then brag, don't talk nonsense, you don't have the energy! Hehe, if you don't give a certificate, you won't give a certificate, I'm still with the female ticket, can't I live without a card? I still give you that sentence, this is not your world! ”

With a breath of stuffy breath in her chest, Aesop turned around happily, holding the female ticket, pulling Lao Mu, and drove away without looking back.

Bang Bang Bang ~~

At this time, Shaosi smiled and clapped his hands gently, as if he was infected, and whether it was NPCs or players around, they followed and applauded scatteredly, and finally converged into a warm one.

Then, the once good show was staged again, and the fat aunt pounced, and turned into white light in the group of female porridge. (To be continued.) )