Prologue It's all about drinking and making mistakes

Dragging his suitcase, he walked downstairs and watched the snow fall, and a cold wind hit him, and someone shivered. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "It's so cold." The weather is a perfect match for where I am now! "Graduating from college equals unemployment. For a protagonist who spent four years in college watching anime in the dormitory, collecting figures, and making comments. Graduation is something to celebrate and painful for. Graduation means stepping into society, "no one cares about the sarcastic eyes of others when buying figurines and pillows" and "if you don't look for a job to make money to support yourself, you will really become a dead house in the eyes of others, a parasite of society"

The emotion is really endless. Look at our protagonists who have already dragged their suitcases away. Get on the train, pick up your mobile phone, and open the "Super Electromagnetic Cannon of a Certain Science" that has been ordered in advance on your mobile phone, which is a real ultra-clear resource that he bought from some unknown website. Looking at the smile of Sister Pao on the screen of her mobile phone. The teenager's heart is warm, looking for a job, making money, and continuing to stay at home. That's right, that's the perfect plan for our protagonist.

In the blink of an eye, a few days passed, "I****&*......&......*, is it so difficult to find a job." Isn't that the recruiter looking down on me as a third-rate university? I ......&**&**" Obviously, almost every college student has to face if they can't find a job after graduation and run into walls everywhere.

"Boss, I'm coming to the bottle of two pots, take it away!" Back in the deserted home, habitually sit at the computer desk and turn on the computer. Open the anime and look at the plot in front of the screen that I don't know how many times I have been familiar with. But his eyes were moist unconsciously.

"How can a few setbacks stop our journey!!"

Someone who has regained his confidence skillfully opens the second pot head that he brought back. Have a drink.

"We are never invincible in front of us!!!"

"Ah, yes, it doesn't feel right. I'm not joking with this 2 pounds. "I watched as the computer in front of me gradually became dark. The head starts to feel dizzy. Sparks began to appear in front of my eyes. Dyspnea. "It's not alcoholism," thought the boy, and the boy fell into darkness.

"My resources haven't been inherited yet, what can I do if I die like this~" With such and such a mood, the boy died. (End of book) Uh, of course, it's not over. (The author's grievances, how can you stop the action of the words in your hand if you don't write to the number of words you are satisfied with.) )

"Teenager, teenager, teenager?" Young sister, I have a [beep~] dignified name! The boy opened his eyes sharply, roared and stood up. Ahh

"Ahem~ Young man, I see that your bones are clear, there is a spiritual light on the heavenly spirit cover, if you open up the second pulse of Ren Du in the future, you can become a martial arts master, Kuang"

"Stop! This is a stalk from many years ago, although it is very funny, but can you have something fresh~ Uncle! ”

"Great! Big!! Uncle! I can't pretend I didn't hear that! I'm in the prime of life, fresh, beautiful, handsome, scumbag man, you actually say I'm an uncle!! ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, who are you?" The young man secretly turned his eyes to the side, "I won't complain about the stubble on my face and tattoos, just be happy if you're happy."

"Bastard, you've spoken out!!"

"Ahem~ Let's get down to business first! You know you're dead," the boy looked at himself floating in the air and nodded.

"That's easy, I have a job here, and there's a node in every world. I need you to document it. But be careful, when you record it, you have to eliminate any danger in this world. If you can't eliminate it~ hehe, then you will die. The kind that really can't be resurrected! ”

"Listen to your tone. How do you know I'm going! "Haha, that's the node of human fantasy. Alayah's birthplace. Gaia's Destination. Boy, you won't refuse! The uncle silently added in his heart, "As long as you still belong to the category of human beings."

"At what cost?"

"Uh-huh~ no cost"

"Then don't go"

"What?"

"Can you tell me why?"

"Equivalent exchange!"

"Okay. The price is that you will be forever bound to Alayya. Never detached, including your soul. The flesh, and everything you have. ”

"Uncle, you said a sick sentence"

"Be careful! This has something to do with the sick sentence! Now we're talking about your whole life."

"What does Alayah look like?"

"A collection of all the goodness of human fantasy. Gather all the sins of human fantasies, in short, what you think in your heart is what he is! ”

"What do I get?"

"Eternal life, strength, wisdom. And so on."

"Be realistic!" The uncle threw seven beads. "Make a wish!" After a period of gorgeous special effects, the dragon appeared. "Humans have summoned me, so what is your wish?"

A silence spread. "I want the ability to memorize completely!" The light flashed, "Your wish has come true!" After saying that, he disappeared.

"Uncle. That's all there is to it? The boy gave him a look of contempt. Ahem. Took the wrong one, took the wrong one. "Uncle took out a pink creature from his pocket, with long ears, big delicate eyes, and exaggerated big earrings." Poof~boom~" came with a popping sound. A slot machine descends from the sky, "Go boy, make a wish in front of the slot machine, you have 2 chances." ”

"Give me an exchange system" "Give me Penglai medicine"

Uncle Ding~~~~~~~: It's over in less than 1s. I was so surprised.

"Don't say such misleading things, I'm very persistent"

Uncle is silent~~~ Since I have fulfilled your request, then it's your turn, Uncle is a little empty, and a gorgeous piece of paper floats down from the air. "Uncle, your sense of disobedience with this trick is too high. I seem to have seen it in novels." Sign first, sign up. "After the signing.

"I'll take you to Lord Alayya."

"You're finally here, boy. I am a collection of human fantasies, Alayya! "Look at the black Lori standing in the void. The boy finally believed his uncle's words.

"Black is long and straight, and a gothic loli. Superb !!!! ”

The boy died

Alayah attacked

Alaya dealt 999999 damage

The boy can't do it anymore

Where is this Pokemon!

Alaya casually took a look, and the unconscious boy thought about a light door floating away. Looking at the boy who entered the light gate. Alaya smiled softly. "Young man, imagine me like this, have you come to your senses?" Of course, there is endless black gas in the smile~~~