The two commentators at the Carry Road Stadium chattered so much that they almost blacked the Arsenal players and even the coaches, and it was at this moment that the game had already begun.

Qin Shou originally thought that the game had already begun, and the two strange commentators should return to the main topic and comment on the game seriously, but soon he knew that he was very wrong.

Obviously, Harry and Porter are determined to stay the course on the path of "blackness". At the beginning of the game, the two let Arsenal go and blacked their own players with relish.

"We've introduced Arsenal's starting line-up, and now that the game starts, we can report on Norwich's starting line-up." Harry said in a subdued tone, "Norwich's starting goalkeeper is No. 1 Rudy...... Ha, speaking of the young England goalkeeper, I have to say that this young man is actually very good and talented, but unfortunately, he started this game, and it is estimated that after the game, there is nowhere to cry. ”

"yes, I agree with that." Potter said, "Look at Rudy's face, it's obviously ugly. Why is this so? Let's start with the four defenders in front of him...... Oh my God, three of the four defenders are substitutes, what's that going on? Ha, that shows that Norwich obviously wants to give up this game. Since they didn't want to play well, then Norwich's obviously bad defense is even worse this time, which is no wonder Rudy's face is so ugly, I guess he knows in his heart that his task in this game is to constantly pick up the ball in the goal. ”

"That's right, let's look at Norwich's centre-back pairing, Whitebred and Ward...... Tsk, these two are legendary defenders in the Premier League. What is a legend, it means that they have always defended only against their own family, and they can't let go of their opponents...... "Harry continued, "one is unreliable, the other is very unreliable, such a backline, tsk, I can already imagine the final result!" ”

"It's like an exam, and Rudy clearly knows that he will fail, so he has a tearless expression in advance......"

The two commentators chattered endlessly, and the home fans were smiling. Some fans even waved their fists and shouted at the players in the stadium: "Harry and Potter say you are useless, if you are still men, harden up and tell the opponent whether you are useful or not!" ”

In the middle of the pitch, just into the sixth minute of the game, Arsenal had a brilliant attacking opportunity. After a series of simple and direct passes in midfield, central defender Koscielny suddenly inserted the assist, and after receiving the ball on the wing, he adjusted slightly and crossed directly.

Van Persie at the front point shook a shot, and Henry at the back point easily got rid of the defender, jumped on the spot, and put the ball on the forehead, straight into the net.

1:0！

"The ball is in! The ball is in! The ball is in! What am I talking about...... Norwich's two centre-backs lived up to their legendary reputation, allowing their opponents to score a header over their heads with ease! Harry exclaimed.

Potter followed at the right time: "Poor Norwich, poor Rudy, let's see, is he about to cry?" Alas, although I knew that I had failed the exam, I still hoped that the teacher would not send out the papers. The result? Who knows that he won't do the first question! …… There is really nothing to say, Arsenal scored on goal with the first shot, and our players really suck when facing strong teams! ”

"I can't say that, although the two centre-backs did not perform as well as they could have done, the full-back Carra was very solid. This goal conceded also has much to do with him. Harry shifted.

Kara was the full-back who defended Koscielny's cross, and the only one of Norwich's starting four, who pounced on Rosicky with the ball, only to pass the ball directly to Koscielny, who could only watch as the former passed the ball into the box. So Harry's words are not wrong, this goal really has little to do with Kara.

Potter looked surprised and said, "Since it doesn't have much to do with Kara, why did you hack him?" ”

"When did I hack him?" Harry was puzzled.

"You say he's steady. Steady, hey, steady as a dog! Potter laughed.

"It's not interesting to say that, it's too far-fetched." Harry spread his hands and acted helplessly, but the next moment he couldn't hold back and laughed extremely obscenely. "But this is also something that can't be helped, it's not that I want to hack him, but his name is very self-black." Kara is a dog, did you know? You don't even know that? What a famous movie "Carla is a Dog"! ”

"Wowhaha!"

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Qin Shou was about to faint, and the two football commentators at Carlo Road Stadium let him see what it means to be the most bizarre, only more bizarre - their own teams are behind, these two people don't pay attention to the goal they lost, but continue to hack their own players tirelessly, what is going on?

"Leave them alone, if you want to listen to their commentary, let's just watch the game video when we go back." Walcott, who started this game, also smiled so much that the corners of his mouth twitched, but he was a little accustomed to it, and forced himself to say to Qin Shou, "Play well, don't let these two guys affect you." ”

Qin Shou nodded. Since people don't care and focus on black players for 20 years, he naturally has no reason to care. Whatever they say, just play football and play well.

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Although it is an away game, the difference in strength between the two teams is indeed too wide, and Arsenal have just won the national derby, it is the time of high morale, with this momentum, the opening is a fierce attack, and less than ten minutes before the last goal, Arsenal scored again.

This time the goal was a bit of luck, Qin Shou, who had been working diligently in the midfield, suddenly dribbled forward, disturbing the Norwich defense for a while, and then Qin Shou suddenly shot from 35 meters away in the penalty area, this shot was very powerful, but the angle was too positive, and it was blocked by Norwich goalkeeper Rudy with both hands. The football was not far away, bouncing and falling to the feet of Henry, the Frenchman naturally did not miss this gift sent to the door, unguarded he nudged and sent the football into the empty goal.

Brace. Arsenal are also 2:0 ahead!

“GOOOOOOOAL！ The ball is in again! In less than half an hour, the French Emperor has scored two goals with overhead kicks, is this going for a hat-trick? ”

"It's miserable! It's miserable! Rudy is so miserable! Before he could come to his senses, he was shot by his opponent again. Alas, look at the defenders in front of him, they are just like transparent people, and they don't know how to compete for the second landing point, so they watch the opponent send the football into the empty goal. Are you here to play football? Why doesn't you have a sense of presence at all?! ”

"There was no presence in the first place." Harry agreed, "Tell me, apart from the defenders and goalkeepers you can see when you concede the ball, have you forgotten that there are strikers and midfielders on the pitch? Hah, it's been almost half an hour, and I almost forgot that they were still on the field? ”

"What? And the strikers and midfielders? You're not kidding, are you? I thought it was just four defenders and a goalkeeper...... It's really ...... I don't even want to hack them! ”

"Anyway, I think the position of Norwich goalkeeper is not something that ordinary people can do. Look at Rudy's miserable appearance of his dead father, if you want me to say, if there is a goalkeeper who wants to join the Norwich team in the future, he must write in the contract that he must not send himself on the field when playing a strong team - wait, why? Ha, this is not clear, protect human rights! Otherwise, picking up the ball in the goal repeatedly will not leave a shadow on your career! ”

"Haha!"

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The live broadcast continued to hear the two of them chattering and laughing without any scruples, and the game continued. Arsenal scored another goal just before the end of the first half. Qin Shou assisted to the front and made a long-range shot at the edge of the penalty area, this time the football bypassed the goalkeeper, but it was blocked by the post, and the follow-up Rosicky poked lightly, and the football rolled into the door of Norwich City for the third time.

Rosicky, who scored the goal, rushed over excitedly and ravaged Qin Shou's hair, Qin Shou smiled bitterly, he really didn't have the luck to score today, and the inevitable goal actually hit the goalpost, but Rosicky picked up a leak.

Harry and Potter didn't say much about the goal, or rather, they lost the excitement of the goal, on the contrary, they have always maintained a high level of enthusiasm for black players.

"Ha, look, what am I talking about. Norwich City conceded again. Even Rosicky, who is too old to run, has scored, what is the rhythm of this? Is this going to make Arsenal's players go by one? Tsk, I'm looking forward to it! Harry said.

"Some viewers and friends sent text messages asking why Arsenal still let the Chinese player start this game." Potter replied as he skimmed through the audience's text messages, "That's a good question...... Hah, that's no problem at all. The answer is not obvious, although this player does not play well and his footwork is also very stinky, but he can't score a goal but allows his teammates to miss the goal. It's a halo of its own, as long as he shoots, his teammates can score! Alas, Harry, do you say that Coach Wenger just takes a fancy to this player's aura? ”

"Well, I think it's likely...... Come and show me this text message. Harry nodded, "A friend asked, which is stronger Norwich or Manchester City?" Ha, isn't this nonsense? It must be Manchester City. Because when facing a strong team, for example, this one, Norwich is under the power of Arsenal, and directly lies on the ground waiting for strong J, while Manchester City, when playing against Manchester United, not only will they not automatically lie on the ground, but they will also fight against Manchester United...... Uh, of course, the result is still not good, it is still pressed to the ground and strong...... But at least people have a competitive attitude, okay? ”

"That's right. In fact, the situation of Arsenal this season is really bad, the league started not very well, and when I found my feelings, there were many main players in the team who were injured, thinking about it, Arsenal's situation is really difficult. Of course......" Harry continued, changing his tone, "that's when a team like Norwich needs to step up. Norwich lay on the ground and let Arsenal vent and find confidence...... Well, with self-confidence, won't the next league be easy to play? ”

"So I'm curious, why did Norwich get so bad, why did they manage to stay in relegation for two seasons?" Potter raised his own questions.

"Potter, you're still naïve." Harry said in a didactic tone, "It is precisely because Norwich can be a person, in Arsenal, or when the strong team needs them the most, they can put down their bodies and lie on the ground, so the strong team naturally has a good impression of them." Where to find such an obedient and well-behaved little brother, so I want to help them stay in the top league, and when I need it in the future, I can do it again, right? ”

"After listening to Harry's words, I felt like I was suddenly struggling." Potter suddenly realized, "By the way, some viewers left a message asking why we are always black players......"

"Black, that's what I said. In fact, it's not that we want black players, it's the fans who want us black players...... There's no way, they won't be hard if it's not dark......"

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In the strange voice of the strange commentators, Arsenal established a three-goal lead in the first half, and in the second half, Arsenal scored two goals again. Van Persie and Koscielny also opened their mouths.

The game ended 5-0 and Arsenal won their last game before Christmas, sending the Gunners fans a holiday greeting for the upcoming season.

Qin Shou was a little depressed, after all, he was almost able to score a goal. However, in terms of technical statistics, the two goals that Henry and Rosicky missed were counted as his assists, which made him feel a lot better.

There are goals bonuses, assists, and naturally assists bonuses.

As a qualified money fan, two assist awards will not be less than one goal award, so Qin Shou is still smiling.