Chapter 70: This toilet bowl is so magical (second update! Ask for recommendation votes, ask for bookshelf collection)
Chapter 70 This toilet bowl is amazing
Boss Hei's words were exactly the same as what Master Xiao Lian said.
Luo Xiaofeng was really stunned.
Boss Hei raised his hands again and looked at Luo Xiaofeng with a smile: "Are you willing to do this business?"
Before Luo Xiaofeng could speak, his mind felt the mood fluctuations of Master Xiao Pian in the infinite space: "Why are you still standing stupidly, hurry up and agree!"
Luo Xiaofeng looked inwardly at the infinite space, and saw the excitement and excitement on Master Xiaolian's face.
"Good...... Good...... I promise!" Luo Xiaofeng woke up like a dream, and said to Boss Hei busily.
The black boss stroked his palm and laughed: "Okay! Little brother is a happy person! I like it!" but ......" He paused deliberately, as if he had hesitated a little.
Luo Xiaofeng hurriedly asked: "But what? The big boss wants to regret ......?"
Boss Hei shook his head: "Of course it's not a remorse, but there is one thing I want to make clear to my little brother." ”
"What's the matter?" Luo Xiaofeng asked curiously.
"I haven't made it clear what I said just now, the eight inheritance orbs of the ancient evil gods are hidden in eight different places, every time I say a place, you have to pay me 20,000 taels of silver! Eight places, a total of 160,000 taels of silver!" Boss Hei looked at Luo Xiaofeng with a smile: "I didn't see the wind increase the price, but I didn't make it clear just now!"
Luo Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "The big boss is a big boss after all, and his ability to make money is convincing!"
"Little brother is polite!" Boss Hei sighed: "You guest, I've been waiting for three thousand years, how could I let you go so easily?"
"Three thousand years, are you a human or a ghost?" Luo Xiaofeng said in surprise.
"I'm sorry, I said it's been thirty years!" he said, but he was still sighing in his heart: "Three thousand years! Time flies so fast...... Looking for the heirs of the evil gods, today I finally have a landing!"
Luo Xiaofeng seemed to hesitate.
Boss Hei sighed and smiled, "Although the price is a little higher, it is absolutely genuine! Every time I tell you the whereabouts of an inheritance orb, you will have to pay me 20,000 taels of silver...... However, let me tell you the hiding place of the Inheritance Orb, as for whether you have the ability to get it or not, it has nothing to do with me!"
"Even if you know the hiding place of the Inheritance Orb, you may not be able to get it, because those eight Inheritance Orbs are hidden in extremely dangerous places! Moreover, to find the Inheritance Orb, you can only rely on yourself completely, and you must not bring a helper!" The smile on the black boss's face disappeared, and his face was serious: "So little brother, you must think clearly, think twice, and never act rashly!"
Luo Xiaofeng nodded, and said with an indifferent smile: "I know!" He spoke, and stuffed the 20,000 taels of silver ticket in his hand into the black boss's hand: "If I can find the first inheritance orb and come back alive, I will definitely come back to you!"
Boss Hei looked at the huge silver ticket in his hand, and his lips trembled with excitement: "Okay...... Good...... The little brother is really a cheerful person...... I have a little gift for you......" he said, trotting all the way to the windowsill.
In the most conspicuous position on the windowsill, there is a dilapidated toilet! The toilet is more than a meter high, and the red paint on it has peeled off a lot, and the dark red mottled toilet lid has accumulated a thick layer of dust.
Boss Black carefully carried the dilapidated toilet to the stove next to him, picked up the pitch-black rag, and carefully wiped the dust on the toilet lid.
"Damn, won't you give me a toilet?" Luo Xiaofeng frowned, his stomach churning.
The black boss wiped off the thick dust on the toilet, held the toilet with both hands, and respectfully presented it to Luo Xiaofeng.
"You...... What does this mean?" Luo Xiaofeng frowned and ducked back.
"This is a teleporter that is hard to buy!" Boss Hei raised the toilet in his hand high: "A small gift, give it to someone who is destined, I hope the little brother will accept it!"
"Teleporter?" Luo Xiaofeng asked curiously, "Isn't this the ...... A toilet?"
Boss Hei smiled and shook his head: "This thing that looks like a toilet is actually a priceless teleporter!"
"What to transmit...... Isn't that ...... It's ......" Luo Xiaofeng wanted to say the word "feces and urine", but when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them back.
"My teleporter function is against the sky, as long as you sit on it, thousands of miles away, a round trip, it only takes minutes!" said the black boss seriously.
"Ahem......" Luo Xiaofeng wanted to smile, but when he saw Boss Hei's serious look, he said lightly: "Such a magical treasure, how can I afford it, the big boss should treasure it himself!"
"You don't believe it?" said the black boss.
"Removing 'a little' is 'not believing'!" Luo Xiaofeng looked at Boss Hei with a smile.
"You sit on it and control it with your mind, if it's fake, I'll return the 20,000 taels of silver tickets to you without moving!" As the black boss spoke, he sent the silver ticket to Luo Xiaofeng.
"You keep the silver ticket...... I'll give it a try......" Seeing the way the black boss said it, Luo Xiaofeng was a little moved.
Boss Hei gently put the dilapidated toilet on the ground and nodded at Luo Xiaofeng: "Please!"
Luo Xiaofeng frowned, arched his hand at the black boss, and then smiled bitterly, and reluctantly sat on the dilapidated toilet.
"This is a highly spiritual teleporter, which can be controlled with your mind!"
"Okay, then let's go back to Baijue Village!" Luo Xiaofeng smiled and said lightly.
As soon as this sentence was uttered, something strange happened.
The toilet under Luo Xiaofeng's buttocks vibrated and shot out like lightning.
"Mom...... Ahh
Luo Xiaofeng sat on the toilet, surrounded by a vast white patch, unable to see anything, unable to hear anything, only feeling cold under his buttocks.
For a moment, before Luo Xiaofeng came back to his senses, the surrounding scenery suddenly became clear, and an ancient small mountain village appeared very abruptly in front of Luo Xiaofeng.
"Baijue Village! I'm really back to Baijue Village!" Luo Xiaofeng sat on the dilapidated toilet, dancing excitedly.
From Madman Town to Baijue Village, it was only a blink of an eye, such a magical treasure is indeed difficult to buy!
The teleporter landed right next to a farmland.
There are still a few villagers working in the fields.
"When did this man come to our field......
"I don't know...... Why does this man look so much like our village chief......"
"The village chief has gone to the madman town to investigate, and he will come back tomorrow...... How can it be the village chief?"
"Mom, it's the village chief, and he's still waving at us...... Hey, why did the village chief sit on the toilet......"
......
The villagers put down their farm work and wanted to come over to say hello to Luo Xiaofeng.
But when they looked back at Luo Xiaofeng, Luo Xiaofeng was gone......