Chapter 109: Fighting a war of words

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For Ye Tian's big words, Zhenzhen couldn't help but smile and said, "The main Dao god-level AK machine gunner? I've fought with three of the five spear gods, only the main Dao god-level AK machine gunner TK and M4 gungod Lan Bao haven't fought each other, since you are also a god-level AK machine gunner, then I and heads-up just make up for my regrets. And I like to kill people without blinking, and I don't know how to pity the coarse people, such a man has manhood, what do you say? ”

Ye Tian was stunned when he heard this, and said helplessly: "You have fought with three of the five major spear gods, then I am definitely not your opponent, so forget it." I'm a person who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, if you're a rookie, I'm willing to bully you, if you're a master, then why should I look for abuse. ”

"You're being honest!" Zhenzhen said speechlessly, Ye Tian nodded, and said very seriously: "When I was in elementary school, the teacher often told my mother that this child is not good at learning, but there is one biggest advantage, that is, honesty!" One time I finally passed the math test, it was exactly 60 points, but I checked it and found that the teacher had miscalculated, and one point was missing, and I actually only got 59 points, so I went to tell the teacher, and the teacher changed my score to 59, and praised me for being too honest! But when I got home, I paid the price for this honesty and was beaten up by my dad. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you can still count yourself as only 59 points if you are not good at math, and the teacher miscalculated, is it your math that is not good, or the teacher's math is not good? Also, you finally passed and asked the teacher to change the score and go home and be beaten, this is not honesty, this is IQ urgency! Zhenzhen shook her head.

"Haha......" Dong Lao Er and the others couldn't help laughing, Ye Tian originally wanted to tease Zhenzhen, but he didn't expect to be despised by the other party. He scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Actually, I'm still good at math, my Chinese is even worse, I have never passed, I get a fifty-nine points in my essay every time, and all the other questions are wrong!" ”

"People who can score 59 points in their essays are still poor in language!? By the way, why do you want to talk about your academic performance, I don't have the slightest interest in your academic performance! Zhenzhen suddenly realized that she seemed to be led away from the topic by the other party.

"Well, it seems to be a bit far, so do you have a boyfriend now?" Ye Tian said to Zhenzhen with a smile, Dong Lao Er was stunned for a moment, and then muttered: "So direct!" The boss is awesome! ”

Zhenzhen almost didn't reflect it, this guy's words turned too suddenly, it was a sharp turn. She looked at Ye Tian and said, "Is this important?" ”

"Quite important!"

"Something to do with heads-up?"

"Very relatable!"

"Listen, if you can't connect the two, don't blame me for making an exception!"

"If you have a boyfriend, I'm not going to fight alone, I don't think your boyfriend will be happy that I something inside you. I'm afraid he won't be able to stand it and will break up with you, I don't like to break up people. As soon as Ye Tian finished saying this, Dong Lao Er and the others were stunned, Nima is too obscene, the key is that Ye Tian was still serious when he said this.

Zhenzhenqiao's face flushed, feeling that her ears were feverish, she gritted her teeth and scolded: "Shameless and obscene!" I originally thought you were a very literate person, but I didn't expect to be such a vulgar bastard, forget it, I'm not interested in going head-to-head with you, wasting my time! ”

After Zhenzhen finished speaking, she turned around and was about to leave, Ye Tian immediately smiled and said: "I really don't know who Lu Dao is shameless and vulgar, I'm just talking about bullets, what do you think?" Do you dare to guarantee that I won't hit you with a bullet when I hit CF? What's wrong with the phrase shooting a bullet into you? ”

"You!!" Zhenzhen was so angry that her face flushed, and she couldn't find the words to refute it, but Ye Tian continued: "Besides, if you don't have a boyfriend, if you don't have a boyfriend, then what if I win you out with great power and you fall in love with me?" I'm a very principled person, and when the time comes, I'm afraid I won't be able to think about it, so forget it, we won't fight it alone. I'll admit you're better than me, is that okay? ”

"Narcissist! You think you're RMB, whoever looks at you will fall in love with you! Zhenzhen said angrily.

"You're insulting me! How can I be a renminbi, a person like me who looks expensive at a glance is clearly a euro and a pound! The dollar has depreciated, but the euro and the pound are still strong, just like brother! Ye Tian said unashamedly, he didn't know what happened to him today, he actually talked so much to Zhenzhen, and he felt that his mouth was quite sharp, if he wanted to say anything, he would open his mouth and come out, and he didn't have to think about it at all.

"Neurotic! I won't go with you alone, so as not to affect my IQ! Zhenzhen turned around and left after speaking, Ye Tian smiled behind her, and then said: "Which medical school did you graduate from, the diagnosis is really accurate, if I don't have a neuropathy, why are you so mental, you know that going head-to-head with me will affect your IQ, it's too godly!" The person who once singled me out is now living a carefree and happy life in a mental hospital! ”

Ouyang Yu and IC-bye and the others were also shot while lying down, and Meteor also frowned, and then said to Ye Tian very unwillingly: "Hey, I also fought with you, did you forget?" ”

"Uh, I remembered. But how did you get out of the mental hospital? Healed? Ye Tian looked at Meteor Dao, and Meteor suddenly laughed and scolded: "you!" How dangerous it is for you to wander around outside before you have recovered! ”

"Boss, you're done, you've lost the opportunity, I guess that beauty won't pay attention to you anymore!" Dong Lao Er said to Ye Tian very regretfully, Ye Tian raised his finger and shook it, and said, "That's not necessarily!" There's a trick called "Lust and Indulgence", and maybe she's even more impressed with me. But it doesn't matter, I don't have any other thoughts about her anyway, I just think it's fun to tease her. ”

"Such a beautiful girl, you are not interested?" Dong Lao Er said in some shock, Ye Tian smiled indifferently, and said: "I am self-aware, she can almost be said to be a beauty on the same level as Su Yanbing, how can a dick like me get into their eyes." If I were you, maybe there would be a chance, after all, your family conditions are so good, and I can be said to have nothing. ”

"Boss, you're humble! Isn't the big boss's kind of Bai Fumei also in love with you? And your little apprentice...... Hey! Dong Lao Er said very obscenely, Ye Tian was speechless for a moment, and said, "You are here again!" ”

Zhenzhen returned to her position angrily, and said indignantly while pulling out the keyboard cable: "I have never seen someone with such low quality!" Or the captain and commander of the team! ”

"Captain, who are you talking about? I look like I'm angry! A female team member asked with a smile, Zhenzhen snorted and said, "I'm talking about a neuropathy!" Originally, I had a good impression of him, and I thought I could make friends and exchange tactics in the future, but I didn't expect that he not only looked down on women, but also spoke so unsubstantially, he was simply an unbearable stinky man! ”

"Such a big grudge! But it's the first time I've seen the captain so angry, and it's for a man! A female team member laughed as she spoke, Zhenzhen couldn't help blushing, and scolded with a smile: "What nonsense! I'm not mad at him! ”

"And who are you angry for?"

"I ...... I'm not mad at anyone! I am...... It's ......" Zhenzhen felt that her face was starting to get hot, but she couldn't say anything about the following words, the team members suddenly giggled, Zhenzhen picked up the keyboard bag and walked outside with her head down.

Ye Tian and the others also happened to go outside at this time, the people of the two teams happened to meet at the door, Zhenzhen couldn't help but turn her face when she saw Ye Tian, and then walked forward with brisk steps, Ye Tian was not annoyed, but smiled and said loudly: "Doctor, you go slowly!" I can't find my way back to the hospital, can you tell me no? ”

Zhenzhen turned a deaf ear, just walked forward, several female team members were chasing behind with a smile, Da Mi bumped Ye Tian with her elbow, and said, "Hey! Got a new goal? Ye Tianha smiled and said, "No, it's just teasing her, it's fun!" ”

"You look pretty good, no worse than Su Yanbing, you don't have any ideas?" Da Mi said with a smile, Ye Tian shook his head, and said, "I can't climb high, it's too beautiful, I have pressure, I can't hold it!" ”

"Shouldn't I be disfigured when you say that?"

"Just because I can't hold it doesn't mean that others can't hold it. Some domineering men can turn all those high-flying women into little sheep! ”

"Aren't you domineering enough?"

"Do you think I'm domineering?"

"Hmm...... It's very domineering when I play, and it's a little bit worse in life! ”

"How to be domineering in life? Aggressive? Didn't you leak a little murderous at will? ”

"You're a gangster! The real domineering is to make a woman feel very secure, feel that you are a very attractive person, and she will naturally want to obey you and rely on you! You can handle everything well for her, and that's called domineering! ”

"You still haven't said what exactly should be done!"

"I'm not a man, how do I know what to do!"

"Oh, yes!" Ye Tian watched Zhenzhen's back gradually drift away, and couldn't help but have a premonition that he would see Zhenzhen again in the near future. Today's exchange with Zhenzhen made Ye Tian feel that she was a very reckless girl with a strong sense of competitiveness, but she did not take advantage of words, which was different from Da Mi.

Da Mi quickly went to drive out, everyone got in the car and returned to the club, Nalan Rong was still training desperately in the club, and when he saw Ye Tian and them coming back, he stood up excitedly, and then said to Ye Tian: "Master, my headshot rate has increased by five percent today!" ”

"Yo, that's amazing! So what is the headshot rate now? Ye Tian asked happily. Nalan Rong said triumphantly: "Thirty percent!" ”

"......Forehead" Ye Tian and the rest of the people were speechless for a moment, now the headshot rate has only reached 30 percent, and it has increased by 5 percent, if it has not been increased before, it is only 25 percent of the headshot rate!!