Chapter 316: Four dads and a baby
"Dad's nose, Dad's nose, the second girl in the warehouse next door is bullying me again!"
Black and white James Charlie and the chief looked at the little bean in front of them with tears and snot mixed together, and their faces were ugly.
James: Don't they all say that fathers are role models for boys? Why are the little beans raised by the four of us tough guys so weak that they are bullied by little girls?
Chief: Although I have known for a long time that children are naturally weak, it is a shame to be so weak that a little girl is pressed to the ground and rubbed. It seems that in the future, it is better to teach him to shoot, and there should be a future for him as a long-range output profession.
Charlie: I'm crying again, and I'm still having a runny nose! Looks like I'm going to do laundry again in a while.
In a blink of an eye, little Steve will be ten years old, and I haven't been to the United States for ten years!
Charlie put his arm around little Steve and wiped his nose, and he seemed to carry out the role of daddy the best among everyone.
Just when everyone didn't know how to comfort them, a strong man who was almost two meters tall brought a little girl with a proud face and a princess dress to ask the teacher.
Everyone looked at the little girl's white cheeks, and looked at the embarrassed little Steve, it seems that there are such brazen people everywhere!
"Man, you have to face the difficulties and move forward bravely!" James stood up very preachy, and waved his fist at the strong man.
The strong man is like a practitioner, and a slight dodge of the backhand is a punch to knock James down, but this is nothing to James, get up and continue to do it, and he didn't use the mutant ability to grow bone spurs and rely on his fists and beatings to press the strong man to the ground and rub it.
The chief pouted as usual, turned to little Steve, and said, "Don't always follow your example of Daddy James, using fists is always the worst way to solve problems." You have to learn to solve problems with your head, and I will slowly teach you to shoot guns in the future, and let the enemy hang up when you are far away!"
The chief didn't notice that little Steve was full of energy when he looked at James's figure, but he just taught himself, but he heard little Steve say, "But my eyesight is not good, and I can't aim?"
The chief was stunned and suddenly remembered that little Steve's physical fitness was very poor, and even his eyesight was very weak, and he had more than 300 degrees of myopia and astigmatism at the age of ten, and said helplessly: "Then I will teach you to listen to the wind and taste, your eyesight can't be exercised, but your sense of hearing and smell can always be exercised, if you can't shoot a gun, you must at least learn to dodge bullets, and if you can't dodge bullets, you should also learn to dodge fists!"
Charlie shouted in despair, "What are you thinking, it's okay to teach children to fight? Isn't it time to go to school and learn knowledge at this age! Also, if you want to fight, remember not to get dirty and damage your clothes, especially don't let the snot be thrown on you, I can't wash it!" he said and rubbed a piece of snot on little Steve's body that obviously didn't belong to him.
"School violence is really rampant now!" Black and White shook his head in annoyance, a little bean Ding with a physique like Little Steve is definitely the target of bullying at school. Wiping the nose, drenching, beating and even urinating are all daily operations, and although there is no school on the ship, there are many children. Fortunately, there are four of them to protect them, and if anyone bullies little Steve, the four of them will beat each other's parents back under the pretext of going to the toilet to drink or some other reason. In less than a day's work, even Charlie, who has a good personality, has gone out several times.
As he spoke, James had already thrown the strong man and the little girl away, looked at little Steve in black and white, and thought for a while: "If you want to defeat the enemy, you must grasp the enemy's weakness, even if your physical fitness is poor, but as long as you target the enemy's weakness, it will make the enemy feel uncomfortable and feel pain!"
Little Steve looked at black and white curiously and asked, "Then how do you defeat Erya?"
Black and white rolled his eyes, and that's all you have to say!" "Girl, you can lift her skirt, pull her hair, slam her chest or scratch her face, it's really okay to throw her at her, girls generally love face, and they will definitely cry!"
Little Steve was thoughtful, James and the others glanced at him angrily on the side, no wonder you don't have a woman yet, and you can't blame others with your ability list.
"Congratulations to the player for completing Wonder Woman's follow-up mission to educate the demigods in black and white, and Steve for comprehending the player's highest level skills. Since the player's highest level skill is S level, the task completion level is additionally increased, and the mission completion level is perfect!"
The system prompt sounded, and Hei Bai paused and looked down at the panel, it turned out that there may be a follow-up mission after the normal task!
A-grade, why A-grade? Why A-grade?
It's not that the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending Palm upgrade is cheap and good, but it takes a lot of experience to upgrade the peerless school, especially the B-level to the A-level, if you rely on your own cultivation, it is impossible to work without three or five years of hard work. And even if Black and White is lucky enough to give all the bonus experience to the Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending, it is impossible to get it to be promoted to A-rank. So this upgrade must be due to other reasons.
"You guys talk first, I'll blow the sea breeze!" Black and White casually found a reason to come to the deck, and looked around to see if anyone was carrying the eighteen palms of the dragon to the sea.
Roar!
The dragon's roar was much louder, and it also made a huge wave on the surface of the sea, but it didn't feel much progress in power.
This is not right, the reason why Hei Bai switched to snake skills instead of the eighteen palms of dragon descent was because the eighteen palms of dragon descent that were promoted to level B were not much stronger than those of level C. And because the snake skill has the bonus power of the snake army array, it gradually ignores the eighteen palms of the dragon descending. Who would have thought that now he would be inexplicably promoted to A-level!
brushed the broken hair that was blown by the sea breeze in front of his forehead, and couldn't think of what to do, have you done anything strange recently that has anything to do with the eighteen palms of the dragon?
Wait, it can't be that mahjong tile!
Thinking of this, the golden dragon of luck that had already been imprinted in the deepest part of the subconscious instantly appeared in his mind, and the lifelike golden dragon instantly took away all the attention of black and white. Dragon horns, dragon eyes, dragon whiskers, dragon teeth, dragon claws, dragon tails, dragon scales, bit by bit, every meandering and churning action, every deep and solemn gaze, every roar that pierces the clouds and cracked stones!
With a slight twist of his arms in front of his chest, the dragon's roar was as bright as thunder, the pores of his body expanded, and a large amount of internal qi spread into the air, only this time they did not dissipate naturally, but entangled and solidified with each other and finally formed a golden divine dragon!
The black and white palms pushed forward, and the golden dragon smashed into the sea with a bang, and the huge waves instantly set off twenty or thirty meters high, and a whirlpool with a diameter of more than ten meters was generated, which made the ship deviate from the course!
"There's a sea monster!
Hei Bai didn't wait for a happy time when he heard a lot of people shouting not far away, and these NPCs obviously recognized the golden dragon as a sea monster. Hei Bai pursed his lips and hurriedly took advantage of everyone's unsteady standing to honestly get into the cabin.
"Huh, you seem to be happy?" said James.
Black and white shook his head indifferently, but his heart was happy. I immersed myself in my mind again but couldn't find the golden dragon, thinking about what kind of luck the golden dragon should only be enough for one time. In fact, just like the snake army array has a bonus to the snake skill, the visualization of the golden dragon of luck has also made a qualitative change in his eighteen palms of dragon descending.
Looking down at the panel, sure enough, there was an extra item in the column of the military formation.
Dragon Army Array: Five-clawed golden dragon, born with luck golden dragon. It's a pity that this line of words is gray, that is, it is not available. Because in addition to being able to use the eighteen palms of the dragon descending in black and white, there is no class that can fit the five-clawed golden dragon.
Although it is a pity, the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending have become the most fierce single attack method of black and white today. Long-range guns, group battles have a snake army formation, melee dragon descending eighteen palms, search for enemies and strong mental power, speed with the help of Fenrir wolf. There is no shortcoming in black and white!
Wail!
"It's none of your business. ”
Black and white casually threw Ibarakia to little Steve to play with, while he lay on the bed and went offline.
Black and white remembers, this kind of thing can be used in reality! After leaving the game, the first thing Black and White did was to come to the courtyard and summon his crystal python spiritual barrier.
Just like the previous dice spiritual barrier, once the spiritual power is formed, it can be stored independently, although there is a problem of gradual consumption of energy, but the consumption rate is not fast, judging from the degree of condensation of the black and white crystal python, it will take at least ten years for such a large amount of spiritual power to completely dissipate. But if the crystal python is turned away and recovered, the spiritual power that will dissipate in the process will be a little too much.
For reasons of frugality, Black and White did not let the crystal python dissipate, anyway, he was not in a hurry, so he simply put away the crystal python and then used another spiritual power to start weaving a five-clawed golden dragon-shaped spiritual barrier.
After that, it was embarrassing! Black and white almost exhausted all the spiritual power in his body, but he only showed a mouthful of dragon teeth!
"I'm going, is the gap so obvious?" Looking at the shiny dragon teeth floating in the air, the almost transparent spiritual power made them dazzling in the sunlight. But now Black and White doesn't even have the ability to control their attack and defense, it's too tiring!
Waving tiredly to put away the dragon's teeth, the whole person lay in the yard and refused to move. With his current ability, if he wants to manifest a complete dragon body, I don't know how long it will take. There is a long way to go, but fortunately, there will be no danger in reality, and he has time.
An hour later, the black and white that had finally recovered was reinstated, and he re-entered the room and lay down in the game compartment with staggering steps.
"You're awake, we're here!" Charlie smiled at Hei Bai, who had just opened his eyes, but he didn't know that Hei Bai was moved and almost cried.
Nima! Finally arrived in the United States, and the ship that has been sailing for more than ten years is really enough!
"Look, Dad, what's that statue holding ice cream?" asked little Steve, pointing to the Statue of Liberty.
"That's Guanyin Bodhisattva!" black and white licked his lips boringly, and casually stunned the little guy.
"Don't listen to your black daddy's nonsense, it's the Statue of Liberty, it's a symbol of freedom, it's ......" Charlie took little Steve aside to explain history.
Black and white has no interest in the United States in this timeline, and if you look at the timeline by little Steve, it is still at least ten years before World War II. This blank period gave Germany and other fascist Axis powers time to recuperate, and it also made many countries become insensitive. Regardless, it seems that there is no meaningful task to be found at this time period. So at this time, black and white has begun to retreat.
The four big men took little Steve all the way in the bustling place of New York, in this timeline when Huaxia Street was still full of rickshaws, but the United States was already full of taxis, which is the gap in civilization.
"My friend has a house in Brooklyn that's not big but big enough for us to live on, and it's so lively that little Steve can go to school, and he'll know a lot of friends his age. ”
Charlie's friend prepared a car for him, and Charlie seemed to be familiar with the United States, and they took everyone to Brooklyn along the way. However, although the United States is the most prosperous country in the world in this timeline, it does not mean that there are no slums. Unfortunately, Charlie's house is in the slums.
Black and white helped carry all the luggage upstairs and looked left and right, well, everything is peaceful and makes people want to sleep, if it continues at this pace, maybe little Steve can trigger a few romance drama missions!
"Is Mr. Gottman here?"
Just as Black and White was standing on the side of the road and was about to say goodbye to the crowd, a man in a bowler hat and a gentleman's suit came to his side.
Hmm? There is a task? Black and white looked at this person, his face was slightly vicissitudes, his fingers were covered with calluses, and he had a bit of a military temperament, and the three people behind him walked left and right, and their eyes were sharp, obviously not ordinary people. But Black and White still replied: "There is no Mr. Gottmann here." ”
The visitor was stunned for a moment, looked up at the house number on the wall, thought for a while, and asked, "Is the chief here?"
The corners of the black and white mouth twitched, and I didn't have time to read the house number, how did you find it? Before I could complain, a young and magnetic voice suddenly sounded behind me, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The black and white body trembled and turned back with a wry smile, and a half-sized boy who had already passed the black and white waist ran out, and the kung fu little Steve, who was carrying a suitcase, was several years older.
Black and white covered his face and replied, "I'm a little dizzy, well, I'm here to find your chief's father." ”
"Looking for me?" the chief came out after little Steve, his face helpless when he saw the men.
"How did you find this?"
The soldier in the suit first took off his hat and saluted, and then replied: "MI5 intelligence, Mr. Alan Cottman, Her Majesty has summoned you!"
Black and white looked at the chief in some surprise, and he realized that this guy was called Alan Quartman, but unfortunately, he couldn't remember what kind of task this was for a while, after all, there are so many films in the world, who knows if there are any special British movies involving this name.
Perhaps the chief was really patriotic, and as soon as the old lady summoned the chief, she began to pack her belongings, and said hello and left with the men without even eating dinner.
Black and white scratched his head, saying that these guys seem to have some origins, James is Wolverine, and what kind of Kutman is the chieftain, so who is Charlie? I have always called Charlie Charlie, and I don't know his real name.
"Charlie, I've known each other for so long, I don't know ......"
"Dear James, we meet again!"
Hei Bai's face sank, and before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by a rather familiar voice. Turning his head, Victor was squatting on the window frame like a tiger cat.
"Who are you?" said little Steve, looking at Victor with a curious expression.
"Is this your child......? Meticulous!" Victor was clearly asking for James, and he was very attentive in his words.
James frowned and took Victor into the room, and after a while, he came out and said with a regretful face: "I have some urgent things to do, I'm afraid I don't know how long it will take to come back." ”
Charlie didn't say much, but little Steve was a little frustrated, and two dads were gone in one day, can this be bearable?
Although Black and White didn't say anything on the surface, looking at the back of James leaving, he suddenly had a kind of realization, is this the time to retire after the mission is completed?
Charlie sighed, and was about to say something when he turned around, but black and white replied first: "I'll say it first, I'm leaving too!"
Charlie was stunned for a moment but asked strangely, "Why are you leaving?"
black and white(?_?) Why don't you ask others? Some embarrassed muttered for three seconds, "My motherland needs me!"
Charlie was stunned, and sighed after a while, "Then you can go!"
Little Steve tugged on his black and white sleeves with tears in his eyes, and his little eyes looked like abandoned animals. The corners of the black and white mouth twitched, and it was very difficult to be a father, if you didn't say it first, you would definitely be left behind as a daddy! Look at Charlie's goods, if you say it one step later, you will definitely run first.
To be honest, Black and White has spent too much time on Wonder Woman's mission, especially after the system announcement, how should he explain to Gao Wen?
Black and white reluctantly touched little Steve's little head, God is pitiful, even if he doesn't lack his food and clothing, but his natural physical defects still make this head look like a little radish head.
Black and white didn't have too much sensationalism, and used the space-time gold ball out of little Steve's sight to leave this timeline.
And on the side of the street, Charlie patted little Steve's shoulder with pity and sighed: "Your fathers come from different countries, they have their own responsibilities and responsibilities, you have to remember everything they give you, be a good guy with responsibilities and ideals!"
Little Steve sobbed a few times and wiped his snot with his sleeve, a strong will flashing in his eyes, and behind him, Charlie looked at the snot on his sleeve with a bitter face.
......
Black and white, who returned to the modern timeline, was in a somewhat depressed mood, he was not ready to become a father, whether it was Sheva or Black King Kong, strictly speaking, he had never raised him. As for this little Steve, although he grew up watching children grow up in the NPC timeline, for him there is less than a day. But this true reluctance still makes his heart a little sour.
With a long breath, he walked to Fawkes's room in black and white, and the next arrangement was actually very simple, that is, to help Yu Xuan with the Captain America mission, but he had to figure out his problems before going.
As usual, Black and White opened the door before it even knocked on the door.
"The kid was saved?" said Fawkes, with an apron around his waist, looking at home.
Black and White glanced at the apron and replied, "Yes, it's done, it's a thrill!"
"Oh, that's your master's favor?" Fawkes asked, seemingly unconcerned.
"No, it's a little help. Well, he doesn't seem to take it too seriously, and his relationship with the saint is very iron?" asked Hei Bai curiously.
Fox was obviously in a lot more emotionally uplifted when he heard this, and said with a smile: "He has a good relationship with the saint, otherwise he wouldn't have come to the game for a vacation." But if he makes a move, it is estimated that Wonder Woman should be silent for a while. ”
"Why?"
"The reason why that guy was able to possess Wonder Woman was because he had a cause and effect with the saint, but the saint allowed her to possess such an important person, which is already considered to be the return of cause and effect. If she relies on her advantage to greatly tamper with the general trend of the plot or seek benefits for herself, it will be to give the saint a reputation of favoritism. So Zero Zero's actions this time are equivalent to warning Wonder Woman. ”
Black and White nodded, "I see, so I'm being used?" ”
Fox smiled: "The zero warnings are not absolute, the plot is generally unchangeable, for example, who won World War II, as for the modern timeline, there should be no constraints." As for you, being used shows that you are worthy, and besides, I have heard of him as a man, and he will not take advantage of you in vain. ”
Black and white paused for a moment to think about the mahjong card and asked, "Do you know what the Golden Dragon of Luck is?"
Foxston looked at the black and white in surprise for a moment, and said with a smile: "You are lucky, luck can actually be understood as a different kind of luck." With luck, it's easier for you to have an epiphany, it's easier to break through the bottleneck, and it's easier to hit even a cannon! Anyway, it has a wide range of effects, and the golden dragon of luck is generally only available to the monarch or minister of a certain dynasty. It's an outward manifestation of luck condensing into the form of a golden dragon, after all, a dragon represents nobility! Well, it's very similar to the merits you get. ”
Hei Bai nodded suddenly, it seems that Fa Ge is still interesting enough, and after solving the question in his heart, Hei Bai also became cheerful, looking at Fawkes's apron, "You are ......"
"Oh, there have been more and more players who have come to take on the Justice Punishment task recently, and they are usually too busy, so I called the invention to help me send the task, and I will do the cooking!"
Black and white, think about the scheming Wonder Woman and then look at the Fox who enjoys the feeling of home, this contrast is quite strong!
"Do you want to stay for dinner?"
"Oh no, I'm going to buy an antique from World War II, Gao Wen has been waiting for me for a long time. ”
"Don't send it!"
“......”
Black and white left Fox's home and went to the New York auction house, where there are many antiques, especially during World War II, and Black and White easily received a World War II-era pipe. It's just that when he touches his pipe, for some reason, he always feels as if he has forgotten something. What is it?