Chapter 233: Remember, Don't Die
Shortly after I had decided on the exam questions, the college finally entered the mid-term exam week, and for a moment the whole college was filled with the smell of books that I had never seen before.
The library, which was once so empty that it could almost be used to raise insects, is now full of friends, and the college cafeteria, which was extremely noisy as soon as it was meal time, also quieted down inexplicably.
It's been almost a year since I traveled to the present, and I can't help but look up at the students who are glaring at the textbooks in front of me...... Banana, you are a big watermelon, Lao Tzu paid three and a half years of tuition, but in the end he only mixed up with a job, I knew that it was better to graduate from high school and go directly to learn chicken cutlet with Uncle Wang next door!
The way I gritted my teeth probably caused a misunderstanding among the students, and the students who were already sitting in their assigned positions preparing for the exam exchanged glances with their peers around them, and the students were deeply uneasy in the face of me, a tutor who always did not play according to the rules.
The midterm exam for this course is shaped by the mentality of public performers, and instead of using the previous written test method, a class of students is divided into five groups by lottery, and each group is equipped with a large cauldron, bowls, chopsticks and blindfolds corresponding to the number of people.
There were still five minutes before the start of the exam, so the students for the class were not fully assembled, and Beatrice and Diana, whom I had brought in to help, stood in the door of the classroom, shouldering another task while the students were drawn lots.
Draw lots and drink the potion.
Tutor, what is this? The student who had been stuffed with a bottle of potion by Beatrice had a worried face, and although the potion was not very large, he looked at the ominous dark green bubbling liquid in the test tube......
The more courageous students are better, and they can just snort with their eyes closed, but the more timid students often have to struggle at the door for several minutes, but fortunately, the desire for credits eventually allows them to overcome their fear of unknown potions, otherwise I would never hesitate to note on their transcripts that these students who dare not drink the potions are absent.
The students entered the classroom in order and sat in groups, and when the bell rang, I counted the number and nodded, and then Diana immediately closed the classroom door, and the next students were counted as late, and latecomers were not allowed to take the test.
Slapping the table to attract the attention of the students, I got up and stepped off the podium, and although I had introduced myself to everyone at the beginning of the semester, I decided to do it again to add to the atmosphere.
Dear students, my name is Xu Mo, the instructor of your public performer mentality shaping course, and I will now explain to you the rules and scoring criteria of this exam.
Clapping my hands, Beatrice immediately took my place in front of the whiteboard and wrote the exam questions on it in one go.
Topic: Dark Hot Pot.
Yes, it's the dark hot pot, and everyone should have brought the ingredients here today according to what I told you before, right? With a sassy turn, I looked around in a particularly vacated place in the middle of the classroom, and sure enough, there was a small bag next to each student, as for what was in it, I naturally didn't know what was in it, I only asked students to bring something that could be eaten, and with the unique food values of the otherworldly, I really couldn't guess what they would bring.
Seeing that no students answered, the temporarily elected class leader of the class was the elf partner who followed a lion's head like a shadow, and got up as a representative, and replied: It's all brought, Tutor Xu Mo.
Very good, I believe everyone knows what hot pot is, that is, a convenient dish that puts hot pot ingredients and meat slices into boiling water, and when the ingredients are cooked, you can use chopsticks to pick up the food you want to eat...... Well, that's the normal situation, but what we're going to cook today isn't that pleasant food, and I slapped my palms twice again, motioning for Beatrice to continue writing.
Dark Hot Pot Rules:
First, everyone must prepare the ingredients to put in the pot, which can be seasonings, snacks, jams, ...... The contents are not limited, but the ingredients in the pot must be built on the premise that they can be swallowed.
Second, each person should not tell the second person other than himself about the ingredients in the pot, but the rest of the people can deduce what type of ingredients they put in the former according to clues, such as the sound of the ingredients when they are put in the middle.
Third, the hot pot soup base must be a clear soup, and the soup base material must not have too strong flavor.
Fourth, when the ingredients are to be put into the hot pot, everyone must wear a blindfold and not be allowed to witness what other people are putting in the pot.
Fifth, the ingredients caught in the chopsticks cannot be put back into the pot, and of course, the picked up items cannot be secretly put into other people's bowls.
Sixth, don't die.
When the sixth rule was written, I was sure that the people sitting in the classroom were swallowing at the same time, even though I had their backs to some of the students.
The rules of the dark hot pot are almost like this, but because we are using it as an exam question, there are a few changes in some places, and so on after I announce the start of the exam, all students must follow the rules of the dark hot pot to put on an eye mask and put the ingredients into the pot, and the student facing the podium is the first person, and the person who takes the food must wear a blindfold to eat, and when everyone has taken the food, it will be considered the end of the round, and then the second round will take turns to eat in the direction of the counterclock, If someone falls down after eating, that person is considered to be a game, and there are two conditions for the end of the exam, one is that only one student in the group is still conscious, and the other is that the bell rings for the end of class, although I don't think you will make it to that point, after all, the end time of the exam during the midterm exam week is based on two classes. I raised my index finger and shook it, and the corners of my mouth hooked up a smile: Next is the scoring standard that everyone is most concerned about, everyone's basic score jumps from thirty, every time one person in the group falls, the rest of the group will add ten points to each score, as long as you can hold on to the end, 100 points is definitely appropriate.
After listening to my explanation, the elf partner raised his hand and asked, "Mentor, will this way of giving points...... It's too miserable?
Children, behind every successful person in the industry must lie the corpses of countless peers, all the textbooks have taught you to be without stage fright when you stand on the stage, but that is obviously just the basis of being a performer. I clenched my fist and struck twice on my left chest: here, your heart is not tenacious enough, the standard education will blind the eyes of the teachable, and I just let you witness the cruelty in the industry in advance.
Maybe I can't fool Lucario or the president of the academy with my acting skills, but it's not too much of a problem to fool a group of students, and the position of mentor alone puts me in a position of righteousness.
Do you have the awareness to use others as stepping stones, or do you already have the strength to survive the oppression of others? I turned my back and left a back that I thought was quite handsome: if you want results, then prove it to me first!
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Miscellaneous:
Thanks to the Lord of the Seal Moto for the tip.
The next chapter, the Master Chef Exam...... I mean, the college midterm exam has officially begun!
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