Chapter 752: Improvisation
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Lin Jia and they drilled out of a small door pointed by the buddy, and suddenly found that there was an overwhelming number of tens of thousands of people staring at them in front of them, although the show had already ended, but the two hosts, a man and a woman, were still on stage to say kind words to the audience, Lin Jia and they came out, the two hosts were stunned for a moment, and reflexively looked down at the program list in their hands.
The person in charge of the lighting was also stupid, and he didn't receive an order that there were still actors to appear?
The male host reacted quickly, and it is estimated that the male host has also played the legend, stretched out his hand and pointed at Lin Jia, who was like a stupid bird, and said loudly: "At the end of the party!" Some of our cos-loving students will improvise for everyone! Please applaud! ”
Originally, as soon as Lin Jia and the others came out, the students below had already blown up their nests, how many of the students in this year had not played the legend? After the host's instigation, the mountain suddenly screamed, and the actors who had already left the backstage suddenly wondered, why didn't they hear such a call when they performed just now, why are they still shouting so lively after the performance.
When the staff in charge of lighting heard the host say this, they immediately hit the spotlight on Lin Jia and them, and Lin Jia and them were like frogs illuminated by a flashlight, they couldn't move at all, and now they also knew that they were still in the wrong place!
When the host saw that Lin Jia didn't move, he was also anxious, he couldn't get off the stage like this! So he secretly took his elbow to the hostess, and then walked quickly towards Lin Jia and them, who were shrinking in front of the curtain, and the hostess reacted and continued to agitate the crowd: "These classmates may be a little shy!" Come! Let's encourage them with a round of applause! Suddenly there was a whistle, and the excited cheers almost lifted the stage, and even the hostess was sweating profusely.
The male host rushed to Lin Jia's side, turned off the microphone in his hand, lowered his voice and said urgently: "No matter what you come up for!" Get moving! Or it's all smashed! ”
Lin Jia and the others stiffly twisted their necks to see, this situation is endless, Lin Jia hurriedly kicked the little fat man's buttocks, and the little fat man stumbled to the middle of the stage, and then was petrified again by a few spotlights!
The student audience below saw a white wild boar come out, and they all laughed on the spot, but after waiting for a while, they didn't see any movement, and slowly quieted down, and they all looked at the little fat man curiously, not knowing what he was going to do next, because there was no music, and the scene was suddenly silent.
Lin Jia saw that it was bad, the little fat man was probably scared stupid, and immediately reached out again to fish back, but he was empty, turned his head and saw that the iron head was all hiding far away, originally walking behind, Nangong Zangma, who had not yet stepped on the stage, hid behind the curtain and shouted: "Crazy!" You're on! Lunatic! You're on! ”
Lin Jiahan came down, and in a hurry, he saw that after the actor finished his performance, he didn't know that after the actor, he fell a ball of red fluff that seemed to be used by the cheerleaders, taking advantage of the audience's attention to be on the white wild boar! It's all on the little fat man, so I quickly bent down and picked it up, it's okay! The outside was fluff, and inside was a fist-sized plastic ball, the weight was not light, and Lin Jia threw that thing out with a shake of his hand!
The fiery red fluff ball crossed an arc on the stage, and in the bright light, it accurately hit the little fat man's head, smashed him forward, and stumbled several steps before he stood firmly, fortunately he had a pig's head cotton hat on his head, or he would have had a concussion.
The audience was dumbfounded, and after a pause, a buddy suddenly jumped up excitedly and howled: "Damn!" Is it a big fireball?? The rest of the audience was stunned! Laugh and scream wildly! The two hosts standing next to him had their hearts and livers under their tongues, and the audience swallowed them in fright when they screamed.
The little fat man was also woken up, covered his head and turned his head angrily and yelled: "Damn!" Who hit me with something!? Although there was no microphone, there were fixed amplification equipment in the corners of the stage, and all the audience heard this roar, and they all laughed and coughed on the spot!
Lin Jia finished watching it! With a horizontal heart, he turned around and was about to run away with his head in the background, but as soon as he turned around, he suddenly stuffed a stick into his hand without knowing who else and pushed him out.
When Lin Jia stood firm, he saw the little fat man walking towards him with a meteor hammer, he thought that he really smashed the little fat man angry, and wanted to come up and fight with him, so he turned his head and ran away in fright, it was okay if he didn't run, and the audience laughed all over when he ran, and some buddies couldn't breathe with laughter, and slapped their thighs to death: "Ouch, I'm a mother!" Is this the Wizard or Harry Potter? Wearing glasses!? What's in your hand? Broom? Magic wand? What are you running? Take the thunderbolt and the white boar!? Lin Jia looked down at this time and saw that the sweat had come down, and he didn't know that the immoral man had stuffed a broom into his hand!
Their laughter woke up the little fat man and Lin Jia on the stage, which is okay?
Lin Jia and the little fat man were originally crazy, and when they saw that no one bombarded them from the stage, Lin Jia turned his head to look at the little fat man, the brothers had a tacit understanding, and the little fat man knew what Lin Jia might be doing.
Lin Jia tried to pose with his surname, and slowly raised the broom in his hand, the little fat man looked at it, and was about to cooperate with the trembling, when there was a sudden "boom" thunder on the stage, not to mention that the little fat man was startled, he really shuddered, and Lin Jia was also startled, this is not the thunderbolt effect in the game, but the real kind of thunder, Lin Jia is looking up at the sky in wonder, could it be that the sky also helped him, but a jumping figure next to him caught his attention.
That's the big girl.,She's excited to be in charge of the audio equipment VJ to hand at Lin Jia.,Then the big speaker on the stage came out of the music when the legend landed on the screen.,But it's the big girl who connected her mobile phone to VJ's laptop.,It should be the mobile phone ringtone recorded by herself, right? That thunder is a special effect she asked VJ to do.
Now it's good! The fake performance turned out to be a real performance, and the audience below didn't know that your stage was real or fake, and many people fainted with laughter!
Everyone saw that it was like this, they were all out of the way, Feiying Feiying was the first to come out with an old face, walked to the center of the stage and didn't know what to do, scratched his head, and pulled out the fake dragon slaying knife on his back, and made a few stupid gestures, and the audience below looked at it and exclaimed: "Damn!" The moon in the well has come out! ”
"Idiot! That's the Dragon Slayer! ”
"This samurai is good! Look at his beard! Are these students from our school? It's not like makeup, is it? Looks like Zhang Fei? ”
When Feiying heard this, he felt that he had no face to see people, so he turned his head and ran, but who knows, the third child saw that even Feiying had gone out, and finally had the courage to come out, and as soon as he walked behind Feiying, Feiying turned around and knocked the little thin man of the third child out!
The audience below exclaimed, "Damn! Savage Rush! At least level three! ”
"Don't you talk nonsense!? Didn't you see people wearing Heavenly Demon Armor!? ”
This is not only the audience, even the two hosts standing in the corner of the stage almost fell down with laughter, Lin Jia looked at the stage again, this was all messed up, the third child was knocked down, the fourth child was going to pull him, the iron head and the little god of love were even more engaged, and the dragon pattern sword was clamped into the armpit, I don't know where they turned out two packs of napkins, standing not far from the flying eagle, throwing them in his face one by one!
The flying eagle himself was also blinded, and he caught the napkin they threw over by the iron head and wiped the cold sweat that came out of his brain!
Lin Jia saw that this was not good, he couldn't toss anymore, and looked at the two hosts with his eyes, but the two guys couldn't close their mouths, and they didn't have any idea of planning to round the field, Lin Jia had to raise the broom in his hand and shouted: "No!" Brothers, withdraw, right? I can't go on! ”
The flying eagle will be on fire, he feels ashamed enough, the iron head and the little god of love actually humiliated him with a napkin, and took the dragon slayer to drive the two boys, and roared by the way: "You withdraw first!" I'll hang these two Taoist priests and come! ”
The third and fourth lost an adult as soon as they appeared, and this will also be out of the way, and the dragon slayer in his hand will find the flying eagle to take revenge, and the third stabbed the flying eagle in the ass with a knife, and the result is that the dragon slaying is made of foam and splint by the flying eagle, in order to carry it well, it is divided into three pieces and assembled, this knife goes down, and it becomes three on the spot, and the shocked audience shouted: "I damn it!" What kind of kung fu is this? Iron ass work? Even the dragon slayer is broken? ”
The boss, who had been standing in the back for a long time, also ran up with a red face at this time, and secretly threw a handful of shredded paper flowers on the heads of several people in the scuffle and ran away, Lin Jia slapped it in the face, not to mention how embarrassing!
When the host saw that these people were starting to mess around, he probably understood that he couldn't break it anymore, so he quickly jumped out and said, "Thank you for your wonderful performance!" Let's thank them with a round of applause! Saying that, he gestured with gestures and eyes to Lin Jia and they stepped forward to take a curtain call, and everyone walked to the edge of the stage in a mess, smirking and waving to the audience below, which once again attracted cheers and applause.
Although it was a little messy, but the brothers' on-the-spot performance reaction was also good, and in the end, although it was a little messy, a little messy, and a little embarrassed, but they didn't smash the scene, and when they turned around after the curtain call, the lights should be dimmed to let the "actors" leave, but suddenly the lights dimmed and there was a crackling sound, accompanied by an exclamation, and the lighting engineer who didn't know what happened was frightened quickly turned on the lights again.
I saw that the "Harry Potter" on the stage was gone, and the audience thought it was over, but the lights turned on again, and the mage disappeared in the blink of an eye, and an audience member standing in the front row said authoritatively: "I know!" It's a mage's teleportation, right? ”
"Move a fart!" Lin Jia suddenly got up from that buddy in a rage, and yelled at the stage: "Who squeezed me down just now!?" The two hosts on the stage almost fell
(To be continued)