Chapter 42: Zombie Recipes Have Nest Heads! (Big Chapter!)
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"The highest praise for this chapter is said to be published by readers [a string of Korean authors can't write], content: The protagonist encounters a megaphone halfway through and picks it up, and shouts with the megaphone as he runs, 'Wowotou, Wowotou, four for a dollar, hehe!' The zombie group behind the shouting all shouted, and it lasted until the megaphone ran out of power (one day and one night), and the reward was a free wowotou every day, which had a slight healing and satiety effect. β
"The task is officially released, and within ten hours of the task time, the task reward is [All Attributes +2], [Wowotou \/1 per day]. [Leader's Megaphone x1]. β
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"Oh my god. β
Xu Xiaofan felt that he had a headache: "Just get rid of the zombies, and come to such a control task." β
What else can be done?
Run back!
Let's go find the zombies just now!
Xu Xiaofan sighed deeply, turned around and glided, crossed an arc of air flow from the sky, and then turned around and flew back.
"Hey, hey, that thing flying over in the sky, isn't it the captain!"
On the ground, there were several cars, and on them sat men in undershirts, pointing to the sky and shouting, "Captain!
"It's over, the captain is running again. β
"The army has also run away, and the captain has also run away, what should we do now?"
A young man next to the undershirt man was very aggrieved: "Brother, do you say that no one wants us now." β
"Don't talk nonsense, let's go and ask the vice-captain what to do next. β
"Okay. I hope the captain will be back soon. β
"In the absence of the captain, I was scared and insecure. β
......
The army should retreat to a place where there is no loss, and if Xu Xiaofan wants to complete the task, the safest way is to fly back.
If you have to keep flying forward and find the army, you will most likely encounter a horde of zombies.
This will affect Xu Xiaofan's next contact plan with the army, and he and those who don't want to follow the army all day long to beat zombies behind their butts.
Xu Xiaofan flew back for a while, and then saw a group of millions of zombies struggling to catch up with him.
Good fellow, at that glance, it was densely black and swarthy, and there was no end in sight.
Xu Xiaofan spread out his palm, and an oversized megaphone appeared in Xu Xiaofan's hand.
[Leader's Megaphone]: A C-class magic item, during use, the creature that hears the words transmitted by the megaphone will involuntarily repeat the content. If the affected creature is strong, it will be immune to its effects.
"Whew~!"
The wind was howling, and a zombie raised its head and saw the armored knight flying in the sky.
"Roar!"
The zombies were roaring, and the roaring voices of millions of zombies turned into sound waves and rushed into the sky.
This guy is here again!
He just teased us, and now he's running back to die!
The zombies can't forget the "S" shape of the air flow in the sky before, and the "B" shape of the air flow.
As soon as they saw Xu Xiaofan, they were so excited that they couldn't restrain themselves.
"Looks like I'm pretty popular. β
Xu Xiaofan fell behind the zombie group, and the zombie army hurriedly turned around and pounced on Xu Xiaofan like a mad dog.
"Ahem. β
Xu Xiaofan cleared his throat, he turned around and ran backwards.
Then Xu Xiaofan took the megaphone in his hand, aimed it at his mouth, and shouted: "Wowotou! Wowotou! Four dollars a dollar!"
Seeing Xu Xiaofan holding the megaphone so arrogantly, the zombies couldn't help it, and they roared in unison.
"Whoa!"
"Ouch, I'll go. β
Xu Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, and was shocked in his heart: "Could it be that everything can be hehe?"
The zombies are roaring again: "Roar (ouch)!
As long as the words came out of the loudspeaker, they were all imitating and shouting along with Xu Xiaofan.
Although the zombies can't speak human language, the appearance of serious roaring is also funny.
"Ahem. β
Xu Xiaofan coughed, he held the megaphone, and continued to shout: "Wowotou! Wowotou! Four dollars a dollar! Hehe!"
"Roar, roar!"
The roar of the zombies full of souls echoed in the wilderness grass here.
Xu Xiaofan took the zombies to the highway.
He ran in front, and the zombies chased behind.
He shouted, and the zombies yelled.
One person and a group of zombies, just running all the way.
The convoy followed far behind, chasing the zombie butts.
The man in the sweatshirt admired it very much: "The captain is really amazing, he actually played the million zombie army around." β
His younger brother said, "I hope that one day, I will be able to be a man as good as the captain." β
"Wowotou, Wowotou......"
Someone muttered quietly in the car, and the man in the undershirt turned his head: "What are you doing?"
"I think it's supposed to be a mantra, I'm going to jot it down and go back and try to connect on my own. β
"Damn, what you said makes sense! I also think the captain's roar is very interesting!"
"Especially the sentence 'hehe', which is full of soul, I think it should be very important. β
"Everyone pay attention to the captain's tone changes and tone fluctuations, and you must study hard!"
I don't know when it started, and the people in the convoy were also shouting "wowotou".
Xu Tiantian had a headache, because the men in the convoy were all "hey, hey, hey!", this picture was too beautiful and magical.
"Hey nmlgb! Hey, hey, hey, the old lady shot you!"
Xu Tian was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "Xu Xiaofan, why don't you do serious things all day long, just tease the zombies! Didn't you say that you want to eradicate all the zombies in this world!"
The convoy has been trying to rush over, but there are too many zombies, not only on the highway but also under the highway.
The strange thing is that this group of zombies didn't care about the convoy behind their butts at all, and they kept chasing Xu Xiaofan.
Even, Xu Xiaofan, who was running in front, even encountered a team of survivors.
......
"Boom!"
A large truck came running down the highway, followed by a number of small cars, a convoy of survivors.
"Boss, look ahead, there's someone running again!"
"What's wrong with him?"
"Do you want to stop, and ask him where he came from?"
The people in the convoy were communicating, and the boss of the convoy was very hesitant, he wondered that this person didn't look like a bad person, just a little nervous, and he was holding a horn and yelling at words he didn't understand.
Wowotou, four dollars a dollar?
It's all the end of the world, is he still selling wowotou?
The convoy stopped, but Xu Xiaofan didn't stop, he ran directly from the side of the big truck with a horn.
"Hey, brother, wait a minute!"
"Don't run, come to the car, we've got a team!
"Brother, we are from out of town, and I want to ask you a few things!"
The windows opened, and someone shouted again.
Xu Xiaofan glanced back and said with a smile: "No, no, I'm busy now, you better ask other survivors." β
"Busy?"
"What is he busy with, busy selling wowotou?"
The boss scolded and closed the window and ordered, "Let's go!
"Wait, Boss...... It's a big deal!"
The man in the passenger seat had a trembling voice and pointed ahead.
The boss turned his head and looked fixedly, and a group of zombies appeared from the horizon and rushed towards the convoy!
"Roar, roar, roar!"
More and more zombies appeared, forming a sea of corpses, and the number was too numerous to count.
"Oh my god!"
The boss was so frightened that he shuddered: "Why are there so many zombies! Where the hell did they come from!"
"Run!"
The man in the passenger seat screamed, and he picked up the walkie-talkie to inform the rest of the team: "A large number of zombies have been found ahead!
The big guy didn't have time to clean up, the car couldn't drive anywhere else on the highway, and even if the convoy turned around now, it was too late, and the zombies were running fast.
Everyone can only simply grab a few materials around them, turn on the car and run out of the highway!
It's a pity that there are too many members of the team, and the speed of escape is very slow, and by the time the last person climbs over the railing and jumps off the highway, the zombies have already rushed over!
"It's over, we're dead!"
The boss has a look of despair on his face, and according to his experience, anyone who is targeted by zombies cannot escape, and zombies are far faster and more powerful than humans.
The zombies are rushing over!
The whole highway is full of zombies!
They roared and roared, and their hideous appearance made all the survivors tremble, and the hands holding the guns trembled.
"Bang!"
The first zombie jumps on the roof of the car, and the second zombie jumps on the roof!
Countless zombies flipped over the convoy or ran past the side of the convoy, and many more jumped off the highway.
This group of zombies saw the team of survivors standing next to the highway, more than a hundred people, it was too tempting.
Just when the survivors thought they were dead.
"Wowotou!wowotou!four in a piece!hehehe!"
The loud sound of the loudspeaker came from a distance, and Xu Xiaofan's unique coquettish voice made the zombies restless, and they gave up the survivor team and ran towards the location where Xu Xiaofan's voice came from.
A roar of wind flew by, and several golden zombies leaped past the survivors.
A large number of zombies ran across the highway, overturning the vehicles, and didn't even look at the survivor team next to them, their goal was clear: to catch Xu Xiaofan!
It took more than an hour for the army of millions of zombies on the highway to disappear from the sight of the survivors.
All the while, they didn't pay attention to the team of survivors who were close at hand.
The survivors looked at the mess on the highway and the overturned trucks, a light wind blowing, rolling up a few dead yellow leaves and swirling and falling, the atmosphere was particularly bleak.
"I see, that man is indeed selling Wowotou, but his Wowotou is sold to zombies!"
Someone spoke, and the voice was full of uncertainty.
He guessed the facts, he couldn't believe it, did the zombies in this world prefer wowotou? Shouldn't they eat meat!
"They...... Are you still a zombie?"
The boss swallowed with difficulty, muttering to himself, "Are we being ignored like this?
......
The survivors left the highway, the overturned truck was abandoned, and the other cars were barely moving.
They had come here to seek safety, but at the moment, the city was not safe.
There are not only zombie monsters here, but also a madman who sells nest heads!
Run, run as far as you can!
Leaving this hellish place, we have to find a world where there are only normal people!
Along the way, the convoy of survivors was silent, the magical voice hovering in their heads.
"Wowotou!wowotou!four dollars a dollar!hehe!"
Xu Xiaofan shouted all the way, like a happy bird, indulging himself and taking the zombies around the highway in circles.
From dawn to darkness, from darkness to dawn.
A day and a night passed.
Until Xu Xiaofan shouted again, he found that the loudspeaker was out of power.
"Control mission complete. β
"Oops, before I know it, I've completed the control task, and it seems that every good time always flies quickly. β
Xu Xiaofan pressed the knight's belt, transformed into an armored knight, and flew into the sky.
"Goodbye, friends!"
Xu Xiaofan said hello to the group of millions of zombies on the ground, then turned around and flew, and soon disappeared into the sky.
The zombies were left behind to roar in helpless and angry shouts: "Roar!"
Their voices seemed to contain the most tragic question: "We chased for a day and a night, and you said that you would have four nests for one dollar!"
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After Xu Xiaofan shook off the zombie, after waiting for a while, no new control tasks finally appeared.
Only then did he feel relieved to look for his convoy.
Soon, Xu Xiaofan found the convoy led by Xu Tiantian behind the zombie team, and they kept hanging behind the zombies, not daring to approach or stay away.
"The captain is here!"
"Sure enough, it's the captain!"
Xu Xiaofan fell from the sky and was treated like a hero, Xu Tiantian came over with people, and there were many strangers around her who Xu Xiaofan didn't know.
"Huh, why are there more people in the team, and how many more cars are there?"
Xu Xiaofan looked at Xu Tiantian: "What's going on?"
Xu Tiantian explained: "When you were selling Wowotou, I saw a convoy of survivors on the road, and they seemed to be looking for the army to seek refuge, so I took them on the road with me. β
Xu Tiantian shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands: "Anyway, we are also planning to go to the army, there are many people and there is great strength." β
"Okay. β
Xu Xiaofan glanced at a few people around Xu Tiantian, and suddenly felt a little familiar, and he suddenly realized: "Oh~~, I remembered! You are the convoy I met on the highway yesterday, weren't you eaten by zombies?"
"Ah, no. β
The survivor boss nodded awkwardly and said in a low voice: "Thanks to the benefactor who is selling the nest head and attracting zombies, we have picked up a life." β
The boss was very bitter in his heart, he thought that he had encountered a convoy of survivors who had always been normal, and it was rumored that there was a captain of the Alien in this convoy!
As a result, I didn't expect to go around and meet this madman again.
This madman is the legendary Captain of the Anomalous One!
Oh my God, is his ability to sell the nest? No, I've heard that this captain of the Adeptus also has the ability to dance with zombies!
The boss feels dizzy, he's read countless online novels, and knows countless powerful abilities, but he's never heard of the ability to sell nest heads and dance with zombies!
No, I can't think about it anymore, and if I think about it again, I feel like my worldview is going to be broken.
"Now that everyone has joined the team, they will all be their own people in the future!"
Xu Xiaofan was very generous and open-minded, he made a big move, and shouted: "In the future, we will have food to eat together! We will drink water together! There will be zombies to fight together!"
"Yes!"
The undershirt man is very good at holding stinky feet, and he agrees with it first.
Xu Tiantian hesitated and said, "Let's fight zombies together?" Are you sure you didn't dance with the zombies alone?"
"Aha, sometimes I can't control myself, and I'm also very annoyed. β
Xu Xiaofan snorted awkwardly.
Sure enough, he can really dance with zombies!
The survivor boss was full of despair, he felt that he couldn't keep his three views, and his three views were about to break.
"Where are we going now?"
Xu Tiantian's face is calm, sometimes everyone admires her, because she is the only one who has been with the captain, but she has always been like a normal person, and she is not affected by the captain's various strange behaviors at all.
"Go to the army! I saved them yesterday, this account must be settled!"
Xu Xiaofan boarded the car and waved his hand: "Let's go!"
"Where are we going to find the army?"
"Go in the direction they left, there are a lot of them, and they have a lot of military supplies, so they shouldn't have gone far. β
The convoy started, driving in the yellow earth, dusty, giving people a taste of gloom and freedom.
......
As Xu Xiaofan expected, the convoy caught up with the army the next morning.
As soon as the convoy approached the troops, it was stopped by a patrol of soldiers.
The soldier stepped out of the military SUV, raised his rifle, and shouted vigilantly: "Who are you!"
There are machine guns on these cars, which doesn't look simple.
"Survivor convoy. Xu Tiantian said politely: "We came to join the army, we want to support the army, and we will destroy the zombies together." β
"Really?"
The soldier looked at Xu Tiantian suspiciously, as if he wanted to see some flaw.
"Bang dang. β
The car door was kicked open, and Xu Xiaofan ran out with a big horn.
"Put your gun down!
Xu Xiaofan's arrogance was very arrogant: "I am your savior, I am here to ask for debts, where is your commander, take me to see him!"
The moment Xu Xiaofan came out, the muzzles of the soldiers were pointed at him, but soon the soldiers were stunned again.
They saw Xu Xiaofan's appearance, and this man's appearance and attainments were deeply engraved in their minds.
All the soldiers could not forget what he had done.
Dance on the first battlefield full of artillery and bullets, and dance awkwardly with the zombies on the second battlefield with millions of zombies......
Oh, my God!
This madman is coming! He's coming to the army!
"It's a bit tricky. β
The soldier squad leader said hello, whispered to his companion to put down his gun, and then plucked up the courage to step forward: "This gentleman, I need to inform the commander in advance." β
Xu Xiaofan leaned on the car and said with a smile: "Then you can go quickly." β
"Do you want to come with us, then?" I think the commander would be happy to see you, too. β
"What about my convoy, who knows if you're going to detain all my men. β
"No, no!
The squad leader patted his chest and said: "You are the hero of mankind and our savior, how can we take revenge!"
Xu Xiaofan looked at the squad leader suspiciously: "Really?"
The squad leader nodded vigorously: "Really!"
"Then I'm not going either, let the commander come here to see me. β
Xu Xiaofan didn't eat soft and hard, and he didn't leave here.
"Okay. β
The soldier squad leader nodded helplessly, and walked towards the army camp in the distance with a few soldiers.
About half an hour passed.
A military vehicle rumbled over from afar and drove directly in front of Xu Xiaofan.
"Bang dang. β
The car door opened, and the commander, mayor, chief of staff, and a large number of military bigwigs got out of the car and strode towards Xu Xiaofan.
These military bigwigs were surrounded by a large number of guards, heavily armed, and there were snipers on standby not far away.
These people are not here to target Xu Xiaofan, but just to ensure the safety of the commander and the others, and to guard against zombies.
But even so, Xu Xiaofan was still a little uncomfortable.
The commander walked up to Xu Xiaofan with someone and looked at Xu Xiaofan with a majestic face: "You are the ..... The Adept?"
The commander's voice paused, obviously he didn't know how to describe Xu Xiaofan.
"The Stranger?"
Xu Xiaofan raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Yes, yes, yes, I am the Ability, a powerful Ability!"
It seems that although I have not been in contact with the army, I have made a name for myself!
Xu Xiaofan was happy in his heart.
The chief of staff of another military region said in surprise: "Sure enough, it's you! Are you the one the soldiers who keep mentioning the [Zombie Dance King]?
"Zombie Dancer ......"
The smile on Xu Xiaofan's face disappeared suddenly, and this nickname was a little awkward no matter how it sounded.
At this moment, Xu Xiaofan understood the true meaning of the title reward, that is, no matter what you do, you can't get rid of this title.
"I heard that you saved the soldiers of the First Military Region, and drove out millions of zombies?"
"Where, where, there have been awards. β
Xu Xiaofan said politely: "Everyone is a human being, and we should help each other." β
Xu Tiantian glanced at Xu Xiaofan in surprise next to her, just now she was full of words about letting the army cut flesh and bleed, why is she so polite now?
"I've heard a report that you came to the army this time to work with us to eliminate zombies?"
The commander's wording was very comfortable, he did not say that Xu Xiaofan was going to join the army, but used the word "cooperation".
In this way, everyone's status is relatively equal, and even if they still have to obey the command of the army in the end, at least those who hear this sentence will feel much more comfortable.
"Yes. β
Xu Tiantian smiled and said: "Zombies are the enemies of mankind, we have to defeat zombies and recover our homeland!"
"Yes, very ambitious. β
The commander obviously didn't want to talk to Xu Tiantian more, so he turned his head to look at Xu Xiaofan again: "It just so happens that our two military region teams have converged together, and we are also discussing the next situation, if you don't mind, you can come over and talk together." β
"Good. β
Xu Xiaofan nodded, not everyone can be qualified to participate in the military region meeting, even if it may be just a simple meeting and does not involve any confidential information.
The commander nodded, instructed the guards to arrange the survivors of the convoy, and then he took Xu Xiaofan and Xu Tiantian to sit in the military vehicle together, and opened the direction of the army station.
Originally, the commander just invited Xu Xiaofan to attend the meeting alone, but Xu Xiaofan had to take Xu Tiantian with him, and the commander didn't have much to say.
In the commander's opinion, whether Xu Xiaofan showed something alien or something else, at least he did have a few brushes for solving the zombie matter.
Powerful people are naturally given preferential treatment, especially in bad situations.
The reason why Xu Xiaofan took Xu Tiantian by his side was very simple.
He was worried that if he did something uncontrollable, at least Xu Tiantian could help him cover up and explain, so as not to make the situation too bad.
Because, Xu Xiaofan feels that the next control task may be coming soon.
Sure enough.
When the military vehicle drove to a stop in front of a large military tent, when Xu Xiaofan had just followed the commander out of the car, the voice of the dog author sounded in Xu Xiaofan's mind.
"The Reader Control Platform is on. β
"All readers are invited to post this chapter in the last paragraph of this chapter to determine the next decisions and actions of the protagonist on the current plot!"
"Didi, Didi!"
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