Chapter 254: Decadent Routine
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Tian Liang thought the same way. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
By his side is a master who can travel through different time, space and planes. And living next to it is a pervert who is very likely to blow up the planet with one punch. …… The rest of my life is exciting just thinking about it!
Even though he was almost clear of the Nightmare difficulty in the Shelter World, he was looking forward to the big scenes that might appear in the future.
However, the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny!
Although the bald cape's "fist power" can tear the world apart, the days when he lived next door to the bald Saitama were actually not as thrilling as Tian Liang thought.
At noon the next day when the two moved over, Qi Siyuan kicked open the door of Saitama's house. But...... The long-awaited collision of heaven and earth and the battle of annihilation did not happen.
Saitama, the strongest man in the plane, was bribed by a pack of braised pork and a bottle of Erguotou!
The two went from glaring at each other, to being familiar with each other, to drinking and drinking, and wishing they had known each other for 20 years, in just two hours!
The after-dinner activities after that were even more eye-opening for Tian Liang. …… Video games, chatting and fart, bragging, pornographic jokes and comic books, there is no one who can't talk together......
In the words that Tian Liang despised in his heart: These two people with great power are simply a natural pair, and it is a waste not to engage in the base!
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The same was true for the days that followed...... In addition to having nothing to do with Saitama, the three of them played cards and video games together, and Tian Liang felt as if he had returned to his boring college days.
What a decadence~!
The weirdo possessed by Qi Siyuan is a Frankenstein, who can come out alone while engaging in scientific research and vainly want to dominate the world, of course, he will not be short of money.
So he swiped his credit card casually every day, all kinds of big fish and meat, wine, and game cards were packed and stuffed into his residence. Even the living conditions of Saitama next door have changed a lot because of this.
Therefore, this also makes the two not only like to eat together when they are fine, but also like to drink together.
However, the most odious thing is...... As Qi Siyuan's nominal disciple, Tian Liang was a notch lower than the seniority in front of the two. Every time I drank, I was pulled over by this titular "teacher" to block the wine, and I was pulled by Saitama to pour the wine......
Don't drink? …… If you don't drink it, you can't do it~! He can't afford to provoke either of the two bastards, and he forces you to drink if he doesn't drink!
Although with the physique of three people, it will be okay to drink as much as you want. But I'm not a trash can! …… Every time he drank, Saitama and the two would never break up if they didn't pour thirty or fifty bottles of high-altitude liquor into his stomach. It's become a new fun for two people to get together together.
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"One more drink...... Haha, that's right. Seeing that you have a tight face all day long, I don't know if you will age early after a long time? Qi Siyuan smiled heartily. As he spoke, he picked up two bowls of wine and handed them to Saitama and Tian Liang.
"Cheers!"
"Cheers!" Saitama glanced at Tian Liang with his eyes, and said very boldly, picked up the wine bowl, and drank it all. The face is not red and the breath is not panting~!
Boom~~~! The wine that the two of them made was full of alcohol, and Tian Liang's face turned blue after being smoked. But I had to hold back this feeling of wanting to vomit and continue to drink with the two.
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This kind of decadent days finally made Tian Liang, who had become a "good man" on the earth, unbearable. That night, he followed Qi Siyuan to have a meal at Saitama's house, and after returning to the residence of the two, Tian Liang finally couldn't help but ask:
"Teacher, are we just going to waste time here? Let me know what your plans are. ”
"Plan?"
Qi Siyuan broke the toothpick that was picking his teeth with a shake of his hand, and looked at Tian Liang blankly. Saitama's life is indeed decadent, but his previous life was also like this, where is the plan?
Before you come, didn't you say a good trip~?!
…… But I can't say this explicitly, otherwise wouldn't it seem that I, the "teacher", are too low?
"Ahem~, I didn't think it was time to tell you, but since you asked...... All right~! Actually, that's how the plan looks......"
Qi Siyuan didn't know where to take out a piece of white paper, took out a pen, and drew a three-dimensional big egg on it. After thinking about it, he drew another large egg next to the big egg.
Then he pointed to the first big egg and said:
"This egg represents our universe, and the other egg represents the other universe where heaven and hell are located.
Eggs are divided into yolks, whites, and shells from the inside out, and so is the universe! However, a universe is measured and divided by the two laws of time and space. It's more fine-grained,...... The depth near the inner layer is the timeline, and the surface area of each layer is the spatial axis!
Moreover, even surfaces of the same depth will form different areas of the plane or half plane due to ultra-long-distance isolation and various reasons. Countless planes and half-planes make up the universe, which are moving periodically according to special laws in the eggshell of the universe......
But not long ago, for some reason, two eggs collided with each other. As a result, the eggshell broke a hole, and the different egg whites began to fuse and mix. A location on the surface of the universe...... That is, the location of our earth plane, which is about to be polluted by the matter and laws of another universe.
As a result, our Earth Plane will face the invasion of Hell!
And now, this plane of "One Punch Man", which I don't know where it is located in the universe, has also discovered the demonic energy of hell.
…… That one...... You get the idea, right? ”
After hearing Qi Siyuan's "plan", Tian Liang's eyes became brighter and brighter. Clapped his hands and said in surprise:
"It turns out that Teacher, you have always been for the safety of the earth, so that we will not be attacked on both sides. That's why I came to this plane to investigate the root cause of the appearance of strange people here.
And judging from the plot in the anime, the large-scale appearance of weirdos seems to have started with Saitama becoming more and more invincible. …… You usually pretend to be equally lazy and do what you like, just to constantly numb his vigilance, so that he can ask what happened back then.
…… The teacher is really far-sighted! ”
(Bleach~Bright~!) The excuse to continue traveling with my little brother is finally there. Qi Siyuan praised in his heart. However, my behavior is pretending, and whether I am acting in my true colors or not! )
He didn't actually say anything, just threw away a bunch of cosmic and plane knowledge that seemed to be profound, but in fact was just common sense under a higher vision, and this "disciple" was actually able to make up his own "plan" in his own brain.
…… It's really bleach~bright~!
Since you are so sensible, I can't help but give you face......
"Ahem~~!" Qi Siyuan's brain was racing rapidly, and after a moment, a knowing smile appeared.
"Of course, there are deeper reasons. …… If possible, subdue this plane. For me, it also has a great effect on the real earth. In particular, this plane also has a thug with explosive combat power.
Even if you can't accept it, you have to close the relationship~! In the future, when hell hits, it won't be too embarrassing to invite someone to come over to the first wave. (To be continued.) )