Chapter 223: The Commander Teaches You to Jerk Off
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Before leaving the little devil's camp, Chen Siming also wanted to know more about the experiment in this experimental camp.
But Li Chujun directly wanted to take the team away, and all kinds of archives and materials in those laboratories were collected.
However, when Chen Siming saw the direction of the team, he was a little confused, didn't he want to retreat?
How to still go in the opposite direction when coming, which door is the retreat.
"You'll find out later." Li Chujun didn't say much, so he led the team forward.
"Fat Commander, build six bazooka positions." Li Chujun ordered the fat commander.
Li Chujun and the others came to the front of a hillside, which was a dark side to welcome the arrival of the Japanese planes, and they could not be easily spotted on the planes.
"Commander, what are you doing with the bazooka position?" The fat commander scratched his head and asked.
"What are you doing, today I will teach you a unique trick, how to jerk off with a bazooka." Li Chujun said mysteriously.
"Jerk off?" The fat commander's eyes widened.
"Oh my God, why do I feel so dirty when I hear the commander say to fight a jerk."
"I can't imagine the scene where Commander Li taught Fat Commander to fight a jerk."
"Spicy eyes!"
"You shoot one, I shoot one, and the two commanders jerk off!"
"Upstairs, it's dirt!"
"Poof—I squirted out a mouthful of soda."
“……”
Damn, you're ruthless, you're dirty.
Li Chujun glanced at the barrage of sailors, and there were really 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.
"Why am I such a serious person, what have you sailors said to be?" Li Chujun complained in his heart.
For the sake of his reputation, Li Chujun decided to explain to his sailors: "Brothers and sisters, be reasonable, I'm a straight man." ”
"Yes, we all understand!"
"That's right, straight man, isn't it just teaching the fat commander to jerk off."
"It's okay, Commander, you fight hard, we're optimistic about you."
“233333333333!”
"Commander, how many planes are you going to make?"
"yes, six bazookas, that's the rhythm of six shots."
“……”
Li Chujun couldn't watch the barrage anymore, really, the barrage of sailors, he saw the egg hurt.
When the fat commander took the personnel to build a bazooka position, Li Chujun came up with six bazookas, all of which used armor-piercing rockets and high-explosive bombs.
"Commander, what kind of weapon is this?" Chen Siming asked.
Chen Siming has also traveled south and north for so many years, and he has also gone abroad in the middle, but he has never seen a bazooka.
"This is our infantry artillery, rocket launcher, which can destroy the enemy's pillboxes on the ground, knock out the enemy's tanks, and even shoot down the enemy's planes." Li Chujun said.
"So powerful?" Chen Siming was a little incredulous.
is just such a hollow pipe, it can be as magical as Li Chujun said, Chen Siming has a skeptical attitude.
"Quick, let's divide into six groups and prepare to fight the little devil's plane." Li Chujun said.
"Commander, this bazooka hits a plane, how do you fight?" Fat Commander asked.
"What's the fight? Preview in advance. Li Chujun said.
"Well, Commander, where did the plane come from?" Wu Meng asked.
"I don't know." Li Chujun spread his hands, and he didn't know where the plane came from.
That's why he found such a place as a position.
Even if you don't hit the plane, you can escape under the cover of the woods.
"Let's spread out, in a hexagonal shape, in two groups, each aimed at the enemy's two planes."
Li Chujun said: "Let's take turns to fire, the first shot misses, the second shot follows, the second shot misses, and the third shot follows." ”
"Remember, if the three shots don't hit, then we'll retreat immediately, and we must not stay, understand?"
"Understood." The players said they understood.
"Prepare for battle!" Li Chujun ordered.
……
Li Chujun took Chen Siming and Chu Zijin, the three of them together, and Li Chujun carried a bazooka on his shoulder.
"Commander, can this bazooka really shoot down planes?" Chen Siming asked.
"You'll find out later." Li Chujun grinned.
Whether it can be shot down depends on the shooter's skills, but there are quite a few Black Hawk helicopters that can be shot down by this thing.
Just as Li Chujun and the others were talking, the roar of an airplane came from the sky.
The roaring sound echoed in the air, and Li Chujun and the others couldn't distinguish the direction of the plane for a while.
They could only wait anxiously in place, while the secondary shooters were looking up at the sky, looking for the direction of the plane.
"Over there, from that side." Shen Xiaolong shouted loudly.
Li Chujun followed the direction that Shen Xiaolong pointed and saw two small black dots in the sky.
The direction in which the plane came was the opposite of the direction predicted by Li Chujun, so the rockets they fired were aimed at the plane.
"It's not good for aiming and shooting." Li Chujun felt that this situation was a bit bad.
It is best to be in the same direction as the aircraft, so that it is easy to aim.
Li Chujun immediately instructed everyone to move the location, anyway, it would take a while for the plane to fly over, which was enough for them to adjust.
"Boom, boom—"
After Li Chujun and the others adjusted their positions, the two planes flew a lot closer.
……
"It's about to reach the sky above the target."
"Prepare to drop the bomb!"
The Japanese bombardiers on the plane immediately opened the bottom compartment of the plane, prepared the bombs, and as soon as they reached the distance of the end in front of the target, they began to drop bombs.
"What are we bombing this time?" The bombardier chatted in the cabin.
"I don't know, what do you care so much, anyway, it's bombing the Chinese."
"Hehe, it's hard to get out of a mission, let's drop more bombs and let our plane fly back briskly."
"Yo Xi, that's a good suggestion."
"Here, let me see what's down there."
"It's a small village, what's the bombing value?"
"Whatever, anyway, the orders of the superiors, we will just carry them out."
“……”
Li Chujun quietly waited for the plane to enter his preset point, and once inside, he would immediately launch rockets.
"Toot-"
Just when Li Chujun was still aiming, Wu Meng in front of him had already launched a rocket.
Chen Siming watched nervously as the rocket flew into the air, expecting the rocket to shoot down the plane.
However, after flying a certain distance, this rocket still has a long distance from the plane.
I guessed in my heart that this rocket would not be able to hit.
"Is this off target?" Chen Siming muttered quietly.
(To be continued.) )