Zhang Lihua woke up in a cold sweat. At the urging of Fat Mo and team leader Jerome Hansen www.biquge.info he took a shower and change his clothes in a hurry. He has always been delicate and smelly, and he wears it without thinking.

In this way, put on the latest custom white suit, black shirt and Dior black slim trousers, pedals handmade Chelsea leather boots, and a silver Newcastle badge on the chest, wipe the hair into a big back, and wear sunglasses to catch a plane.

It is also possible for Fei Mo to understand the stinky virtue of his "master". This may be called "the Chinese love beauty".

On the plane, in order to better integrate into the atmosphere of the team. Fei Mo combined his own funny style and gave benefits to all players with a pure American variety show rap performance. It's hard to describe his performance, but it can only be said that the effect is very good. Fat jokes can bring out the melancholy Andy Carroll. Even the Argentinian Colocini didn't know what to do, and he was giggling and roaring with his teammates.

Almost except for Zhang Lihua and Joy Barton, everyone was extremely relaxed.

Joey Barton seems to have overjerked off and has a kidney deficiency, and against the beautiful backdrop of the plane kissing through the clouds and the morning sun, the Newcastle United midfielder's face is unusually vicissitudes, and his eyes are too ecstatic, in Chinese terms, as if he is enchanted by ghosts.

Zhang Lihua can always be aware of the energy field on the players. Joey Barton's decadence is so palpable.

As the team's tactical and strategic leader, Zhang Lihua can't care too much about the life and death of a marginal player. It never occurred to him to activate Joey Barton. Because everyone at Newcastle knows that Joey Barton and the team don't call at all, since the game was swept away by the parent club Manchester City, who was trained to be a talent, this guy should have hung up his boots a long time ago. As for jerking off, many players have seen Joe perform squirting stunts in the toilet in front of the mirror - compared to his footwork, hehe.

There are many more bad habits like this in English football, and hopefully other players won't go too far.

Zhang Lihua thought to himself that some people have to give up, while others must be properly appeased and even taken care of.

According to Fatmo, many of the team's youngsters needed "American-brand hair dryers" to work on their soft hearts.

Why Andy Carroll is depressed, why Gris is always excited, and why Steve Taylor is keen to apply for a red card, these shortcomings in the player's own quality must be addressed as soon as possible.

Newcastle United, what kind of team it is - it must be relatively unfamiliar to those who are not familiar with the history of English football. Even if the team has produced the most talented talent in England's history, Paul Gascoigne, even if the team once had the No. 1 central striker in English and even European football, Alan Schiller, even if Kevin Keegan's Newcastle led Manchester United in the 95-96 season, they still failed to win the title......

Such a team has a very loyal fan base, but it has always lacked a sufficiently wise leader. Unlike Nottingham Forest under Alex Ferguson's Manchester United, Shankly's Liverpool and Brian Clough's era, Newcastle's glory has never been realised due to the lack of a skilful manager.

Now, Newcastle on the Tyne River is no longer the quasi-giants of the Premier League. Even this season, the team has just returned to the top flight from the Championship. After Alan Schiller's retirement, almost none of the team's heroes from their glory days remained. The British giants, led by Gary Speed, have not considered returning to the squad after leaving Newcastle. It can be said that they are dissatisfied with the boss, Mick Ashley, and his boss, Mick Ashley.

The conflict between fans and owners has always been deep. Several of Ashley's predecessors have given Newcastle the most fervent love. But compared with John Hall, a wealthy man who spent a lot of money and snapped up big players for the team, Ashley obviously never fell in love with Newcastle or football. Of course, if it weren't for businessman Ashley's whimsy in business, Zhang Lihua might not have the opportunity to cross the border to be an "actor".

At this moment, the 50,000 die-hard fans sitting around the stadium of the Newcastle Temple's "St James's Park" are waiting for the arrival of the "Oriental Football Masters" under the leadership of many meritorious veterans of the team.

Unexpectedly, on the way from the airport to St James's Park, there were more fans piled up than the inexhaustible fallen leaves in late autumn.

The Newcastle people who love the city dearly are undoubtedly in the blood of Newcastle United.

A banner at Newcastle United Airport prominently reads the words "Waiting for the Oracle and Greeting the Holy Master". The picture is the comic version of Master Zhang Lihua's image.

- Aixin Jueluo Lihua, wearing a Wei and Jin long shirt, hanging a sword on his waist, a crown of jade in front of his forehead, and dragging Kanyu in his palm, it seems to be a funny tune of the ancient Feng Shui, but under his feet he stepped on a retro orange ball.

Far away from the steel and glass on the plane, Zhang Lihua had a disdain for the team's propaganda department.

He complained to Fei Mo in Chinese, and Fei Mo was able to understand his dialect.

- "Oh my god, what the hell is this! I've become an ancient fool, ha? Mom, XX! This styling is an absolute bad review. It's just an art that doesn't understand modeling! ”

"Hahahaha! Master Juda, you're going to become an international celebrity soon. Hahahaha! You can't complain too much, your home country is having countless passionate fans open their eyes to see your miracles. I have to help you get your mindset right. Are you ready, my Master Juda? ”

"Fatama, now, I'm sober, do you know what I mean? Also, remember, you are not allowed to steal words later. Because it's all my business, it's my responsibility, it's my mission. I'm sober. I know what I'm going to do, I have to give hope to this team, it's something that everybody wants! I'm serious. ”

“OK。 I understand that you are the first to go. Is that what Chinese says? ”

……

How nervous Zhang Lihua should be in his heart.

As soon as they got off the plane, the team's open-top bus stopped in front of the players.

Mick Ashley's female secretary, Suna, appears in a short skirt. Suna's xiong should be the size of a football, Suna's long hair, Suna's long legs, Suna's hooked nose and small mouth will make many players feel inexplicable. However, Zhang Lihua can't bring up more Xing interest in Suna. In fact, the boss, the newly hired secretary, is very familiar with him, and there are some things that don't need to be said, and Fei Mo doesn't know very well.

Suna walked straight up to Zhang Lihua and said in a very gentle tone comparable to the service nature of Japan's special industry: "Misty Zhang, thank you." Welcome, Newcastle is your home from now on. You're so angry today. ”

"Oh?" Zhang Lihua lifted his sunglasses and glanced at her with unusually lazy eyes.

It feels fine, just not as rosy as the last time we met in London. After all, the last time I had a close encounter was in private.

Suna's pulse, Zhang Lihua seems to be holding it in his hand, and her heart has already been held in his hand?

A very important chess piece, Zhang Lihua thought to himself, I can't snub her too much.

So, he said, "Suna, is it specially dressed for me?" You are beautiful today. If there is a press conference later, you will stand next to me, can I smell your hair and welcome the team's historic moment in the fullest spirit? ”

"Oh, he would say that. It's so annoying that you can't refuse," Suna thought, but her face was slightly red, and she happily agreed.

Fat Mo is whispering to Steve Taylor. Steve said, "As a Master Zhang, Suna has a Ph.D. from Oxford University. Ordinary people, even including the boss, she doesn't care. It is said that Ryan Giggs and John Terry once called the team's customer service to chat with her. ”

"Oh, tell me, how did it turn out? Is it easy to date? ”

"Don't say it. Zhang Zheng is looking at us. In short, the 33-year-old Giggs scored two goals in that league game, and it is said that something was stung by it. ”

Zhang Lihua's ears were pointed, but he just went to pull Suna's hand, the two held hands, the players didn't say anything, and the iPhones in the hands of the fans who were stopped outside the cordon on both sides of the road were not ambiguous.

Zhang Lihua's tabloid nature of making news was reflected in the first minute he got off the plane.

But that's not what he wants, he knows what the fans are going to think in their hearts, and what awaits him is endless questioning.

Sure enough, with his sharp ears, he could hear the banter wafting from the crowd of noisy fans.

"Look who that guy is holding hands with, he's even better than Beckham. Hopefully his trick will work well on the sidelines. ”

"Damn! He has a baby face for Mao? Looking at where Ashley's pig got the vase is simply an insult to our intelligence. Can you imagine him standing with Allardyce watching the game? It's just a grandfather educating a baby. ”

"Hell, it's hell. Damn, younger than Owen who can't run, does he know the ball? ”

"Where did you get this youth team baby? boy, does he know Fu Manchu? Damn it! James Bond asked me to take him to say hello, Chinese boy! ”

"When I watched the game, he wasn't born yet. Oh, and we might be collecting Championship tickets again next year. Damn Ashley! ”

Most of the people who say frustrating things are old men and middle-aged people with fat heads and fat brains. Zhang Lihua just followed Suna Mali's rhythmic footsteps and leaned towards the team bus.

As he was about to step onto the team's bus, tabloid reporters who had been in ambush for a long time flocked to him. The nasty feeling is frowned upon, because the spear and cannon are shining in front of your eyes in an instant, and you are like a guinea pig whose privacy is nowhere to be hidden by the spotlight.

The tabloid reporters, who were not eloquent and asked stupid topics without any ambiguity, were besieging his ears with gossips. The splash of spit almost smeared his smooth face, and he really couldn't resist it.

Fei Mo had to lead a few members of the team who were already familiar with each other to clear the way for their "Master Zhang". Suna took the initiative to turn off the microphone and told all the tabloid reporters: "It's not time for the interview, and Misty Zhang needs to rest." The team will be interviewed by a designated television station. Uninvited interviews will not be accepted. ”

Zhang Lihua circled his ears and got into the car with the rest of the team's coaching staff. Finally got up to a position where he could look down on all beings, and on the chairman's platform of the open-top bus, he could casually pose as a 007 waist cross, and he felt full. Fatah even duly draped an Armani coat over him. At that moment, it was particularly emotional, and it was almost like a king in the world.

Fei Mo then whispered to him: "Hey, how does it feel buddy?" When did you get along with the boss's secretary, you even hid it from me, it's not funny."

Zhang Lihua deliberately diverted the topic, he snorted, and just said in a tone of order: "Hurry up and search for the peak data of Alan Schiller's career on the Internet." There are also details of the last time the team won the title. Didn't you think about all these things that should have been prepared last night, and speeches and stuff like that? ”

"No problem, man. What do you say, you doubt the efficiency of my work? In any case, I will always be your most powerful assistant, my Master Juda, and you can rest assured. ”

Fei Mo patted Zhang Lihua's shoulder, and suddenly found that Zhang Lihua's eyes flashed with an unusually sharp light. And Suna, who was looking up at him like a nymphomaniac behind him, also felt an awe-inspiring arrogance that only belonged to the king from his deep back!

This is no joke......

St James' Park can be full on non-match days. Newcastle fans, who have always been accustomed to going against boss Ashley, are rarely buying his face. In order to get a glimpse of the style of the "Oriental Football Master", many old fans went out with their families.

At this time, the Newcastle heroes led by the team's legend Alan Shearer, under the recommendation of Ashley's team, sat at the podium of the press conference in suits. The old guys, who were about forty or fifty years old on average, were talking about it.

The handsome "Oscar" David Ginola and special guest Paul Gascoigne made a joke. Paul Gascoigne is the only one of all the celebrities to wear slippers and pants.

The wonderful uncle Gascoigne is still holding a pot of Chinese wine in a crockpot in his hand. He told Ginola and Alain Schiller in a very eccentric tone:

"You certainly don't know as much about China as I do. Chinese friends and I know each other very well. They're a great gamer. Right! The eaves walk on the wall, such as the palm of God...... You will see, the Chinese will magic. What's that called, dismantling your dead work, it's very powerful. If the players don't follow the rules, it will definitely be miserable. Gansu is a little hot, where the wine can be cheap. Have you ever drunk it? I still want to drink, but I don't want to play anywhere. ”

"Gazza, are you still playing? I see you need help when you pee. Former England winger Waddell said half-jokingly.

"No, no, no. Usually I ask someone to blow it for me, and in Glasgow, women like it. Waddell, I don't like to brag. ”

"Alright, he's here. Don't discourage the fans, after all, I still hope he can make a difference. The team's legendary superstar Beardsley reminded the two juniors. Alan Schiller also said: "Hopefully, Ashley will give the fans hope, not disaster. I don't want to see the team relegated again. I hate that feeling. ”

"Come on, give him a round of applause, guys." Beardsley took the lead and applauded at the entrance of the stadium in a gesture of welcome.

Zhang Lihua and his team members seemed to have arrived at a holy place after passing through the long corridor of Yinqin. The picture in front of me suddenly opened up, and it was all the crowd cheering hard after standing up. The shouts can sound like heaven!

Beardsley shook hands with Zhang Lihua for the first time, and the two seemed to be very angry. Then, under the recommendation of Suna, Zhang Lihua took turns to pay tribute to the team's celebrities. It wasn't until Gascoigne lifted his belt and unconsciously farted under everyone's eyes that the overly restrained atmosphere eased.

Mick Ashley was not present, and Suna was in charge of Zhang Lihua's inauguration ceremony. After the players and celebrities stood up, they lined up on the podium in the center of the court. Zhang Lihua took a deep breath and walked onto the stage. Fathoma glanced at him, and he pressed his palms down to indicate that everything was under control.

The microphone in front of the stage clanged, and the whole stadium suddenly fell silent. There are a total of 28 sound speakers in the stadium, all of which are turned on.

The first thing Zhang Lihua said was: "I know, you can't wait." ”

"You can't wait to see how I kick Sunderland [Newcastle's nemesis]. Can't wait to see me bring back the Premier League trophy. Can't wait for me to line up the FA Cup, League Cup, UEFA Champions Cup in front of the stands. That's why you're so excited, you can't help but cheer," and sure enough, the voice was interrupted by cheers.

Zhang Lihua stretched out his hand to signal the speech to continue. He snorted and laughed forcefully:

"We've seen here the great Alan Schiller, the great Beardsley, and the same great in the future. You can see it. We should always remember what Allan brought to the team, his unbeatable goalscoring record, his sweeping goalscoring skills. Then, we should also look forward to Andy's future. In my opinion, it doesn't matter what the goal of Newcastle revival is, the only goal is the Champions League, and of course, the Premier League has to win ten first. That's what I'm here for, isn't that? Players, Are-you-ready?! ”

The players were shocked, applause rang out, and the reply of "Yes" reached a shocking effect through the harmony of tens of thousands of people.

At this time, Suna will feel a little empty for the charming Miste Zhang on stage. Only Fat Mo had a wicked smile on his face.

Right? is worthy of Zhang Lihua's style, he brags and never comes to make drafts. But there are very few bulls he has bragged about that have not been fulfilled by him.