Chapter 35 [Special Requirements of the Landlady]
The younger brother's name is Gu Tingguo, and the goddess of anger is named Gu Tingcheng, once Gu Tingrencheng, and then Gu Tingrenguo, how good is the name of the people? Neither surnamed Xiao nor surnamed Ye (okay, don't complain.) Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info part of the author, you guys put down the kitchen knife. ļ¼
Gu Qingcheng smiled, laughing so much that Lu Deng's heart shook.
Lu Deng was extremely conflicted in his heart, he was weighing repeatedly: Is it worth it to be beaten up by fat for the sake of this 295 appearance, or to be pouted and his arm broken? Last time, I took the Nine Turns Yi Tendon Pill, and I don't know if my muscles and bones can withstand the Goddess of Anger.
In any case, Lu Deng was reluctant to leave at this moment, because, at least for now, the Goddess of Wrath did not look like a yaksha.
"Hey, you're going to rent a house."
"Hmm."
"Have you seen the room?"
"I've seen it."
"Satisfied?"
"Satisfied."
"How long are you going to rent?"
"About twenty days."
"It's only been twenty days, what are you doing?"
"I'm coming to the university to report, and when school starts in 20 days, I can live in a student dormitory."
"Oh. Which school? ā
"It's across the street from Kyoto University."
"Yo ho, yes, a freshman at Kyoto University, a top student."
"Generally average. Goddess...... No, eldest sister, I'm a student, I don't have much money, how much is your house for twenty days? ā
"Flutter", Gu Tingcheng smiled again, and said: "It depends on who you rent it to, the students of Kyoto University, give you cheaper." And money is not a problem, the key is that if you want to rent my house, you must meet the 'five non-rent'. ā
"What do you mean by five non-rental?"
"Five don't rent, one doesn't rent those who don't have the right mind; 2. Do not rent money-glutches and lustful people; 3. Those who do not rent and do not return at night; Fourth, do not rent friends to attract companions; 5. Those who do not rent and do not listen to the call. Only when these conditions are met can we further talk about renting a house. ā
"Wait, how do you understand the five non-rents, I don't really understand."
"Hey, let me explain." Gu Tianguo, who was drinking a bottle of milk, grabbed the conversation, "If you don't have a bad heart, you can live here, but you can't beat my sister's idea, unless my sister takes a fancy to you."
"Second, don't rent greedy and lustful, almost keep up with one meaning. Those who do not rent and do not return at night will not be allowed to enter the door after half past 10 o'clock at night. Fourth, you can live at home by yourself, and you can't bring people to the house, especially women.
"Five, don't rent and don't listen to calls. If the above four points still have to be discussed, the last one must be strictly implemented, that is, my sister and I have something to ask you for, and we must obey unconditionally, otherwise we don't need to talk about it, how about it, you think about it. ā
Lu Deng looked at Gu Qingcheng: "Is what your brother said right?" ā
Gu Tingcheng nodded: "That's basically what it means." But the last one, he asks you for help, such as pestering you to take him to play, you can ignore him, what I ask you to do, you must strictly implement it, and you must not shirk it. ā
I'll go, I'll only rent a house for twenty days, and I can still kill people for you? "May I ask, what do you usually want me to help do?"
Gu Tingguo said: "I'll say it for my sister, in fact, it's just one, every month my mother will rush back from other places to supervise the progress of the person to talk to, before she has a good partner, you have to pretend to be her boyfriend and deal with my mother, it's as simple as that." ā
That's it, Lu Deng's heart was full of joy and he couldn't ask for it. As long as I have the opportunity to get in touch with her, my beauty factor, thump, thump.
Lu Deng was happy in his heart, and he was thinking seriously on the surface - he had to pretend to be a righteous gentleman, and everyone said that he was not allowed to have improper intentions.
Lu Deng said: "This condition is a bit strange, what good is it for me to help you deal with your mother?" ā
Gu Tingcheng said: "Your advantage is that you can rent our house, but if you look around Kyoto University, you can't find such a good house, not to mention that there are so big and beautiful women in the house." ā
"That is, all the graves that were dug up three feet into the ground were tombs, and there were no houses. Beauty is not beautiful, the key is that she is not mine, is she? ā
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh...... I said, the key is 'you are such a big beauty, it's none of my business', you are the landlord, I am the tenant, you have so many requests, I might as well rent elsewhere, unless you give me a cheaper, I am a poor student, no money. ā
"Money is easy to discuss, the last tenant, people a month 15,000 and said that it is cheap, every day happy, and the relationship with our family is good. That's it, I won't increase the price, and I won't increase the price of the short-term rental, and I'll count it according to 15,000 a month, and if it's 20 days, I'll count you 10,000, right? ā
"Ten thousand? 10,000 20 days, 500 yuan a day, with this money, I went to live in the state guesthouse! There was also a waiter who made a bed for me and folded the quilt. ā
"It's a little more expensive, the decoration is good, the location is good, and it depends on the school. Well, do you know how to do housework? If you know how to do housework, wash clothes and mop the floor, go to the street to buy groceries, and help my brother cook two meals a day, I will give you a part of the rent reduction, and I will charge you 95,000. ā
I made Lu Deng angry, I bullied outsiders too much, I washed your clothes and dragged them to the street to buy vegetables and take out to cook two meals, only 500 yuan was reduced, your house is empty, you charge me 9500 in 20 days, I especially suspect that your beauty factor index is definitely not 295!
Inflated, not worthy of the name, it must be spent on Taobao to brush data, these days, do everything to brush data, and it doesn't matter what should be managed! You order the fuck! (Why do I have an extra "dot"?) ļ¼
"Do you rent or not?"
"No, when I haven't been here, bye."
"Don't, sister, you can't let him go." The most anxious person is not Lu Deng, nor Gu Tingcheng, but her younger brother Gu Tingguo, who wants to learn basketball with Lu Deng.
Gu Tingcheng asked, "Why can't you let him go?" ā
Gu Tingguo said: "Do you think people are coming for the house? People are coming for you, I happened to see your photo on my phone, I was stupid, you didn't look at him just now, I was fascinated by you, I couldn't keep my soul, I didn't pull a few, you turned on a flashlight, he can dance around the pillar of light 'light tube dance', don't believe you ask him? ā
The sea is inclusive, and no one can put down compliments. Gu Qingcheng asked Lu Deng with a tight mouth: "Really?" ā
Lu Deng pretended to be deep: "Alas, ashamed, ashamed." In the past, I regarded Li Bingbing and Fan Bingbing as goddesses, and later regarded Angela Beibi, Zhao Liying, and Zheng Shuang as dream lovers, until I saw you, I didn't know that Li Bingbing was too earthy, Fan Bingbing was too demonic, Angela was too fake, Zhao Liying was too bun, Zheng Shuang was too sloppy, it was you who made me believe that the real goddess was in the folk.
"Compared to you, they smell of fat powder from head to toe, and they are filled with copper stench from the inside out, I believe that the real goddess is different from them, she should be the appearance of coming out of the ancient tomb, beautiful to the extreme, and do not eat the fireworks of the world, but, alas, am I wrong?"
"Flamboyant, nonsense, hypocritical, pseudo-romantic, self-clever, grandstanding, if it weren't for my brother liking you, how far would you go for me. Come on, 500 a month, you do the housework, you do the meal, the trial period is 3 days, the housework is not good, the cooking is not delicious, the backpack is out! ā
"Look at you! You're using me as a servant...... Gotta get it, don't stare and sign the contract. ā