Encountering a system that does not follow the routine, Lehi is left with deep helplessness except for a headache. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

No, as soon as he coded the words, Lehi received a task from the system: "Wayward Author": As a future great writer, how can he be honest in codewords? Let mortals see your personality, from now on, only readers can update a chapter with a reward of 100,000 starting coins, and if you need to add more, you will have to double the reward.

"System, this is not good, I am still impacting the monthly ticket list, I may not even have full attendance if you make such a fuss, you see ......" Li Hai looked at the system with a blank look.

"The system can't recognize the host's request, ask the host to complete the task."

"Hey......" Li Hai held his forehead with one hand, and could only write in the update notes, "I will only update today if I reward one alliance leader, and in addition, I need to double the reward."

"This author TM wants to go crazy for money!" A large number of devastated readers.

Swarm: 608156456

"Ding-the host 'Lehi' has passed the test and is in the process of binding..."

“1%… 20%… 50%…… 100%, Ding - binding complete. ”

"Hello Dear Host, I'm ......"

"Shhh......h

After a cool and crazy operation, there was a double kill picture, of course, he was double killed: "Nima? Make no mistake! Lao Tzu was actually beaten to death by an AP Galen? ”

"Dear host, please listen to the system."

"Don't bother me, I'm busy, I don't have time to beep with you..."Grabbing a handful of potato chips, Lehi clicked and chewed, occasionally a piece of potato chip crumbs touched the corner of his mouth, and he didn't bother to wipe it off, and after buying equipment in the game, he threw himself into the fierce battle again.

At this moment, Lehi has not slept well for several days.

Not only are the dark circles under the eyes thick, but the stubble has also grown a lot.

He repeats the life of the game every day, and he never even goes out of the door, and even if he does, it is to go out to buy instant noodles and snacks.

Six thousand... Four thousand... Two thousand ......

In the bank card, the manuscript fee sent by the starting point Chinese network has been gradually consumed to the bottom, but his nerves have long been paralyzed, where can he manage this? Even the inexplicable mechanical voice in his ears didn't make him realize that he had encountered something unbelievable - the system had descended!

It's no wonder that Lehi was so negative and depraved because he was a eunuch.

As an author, eunuchs are the worst case scenario.

Li Haiben is an author of Qiqi Chinese.com, and with the book's unique and funny style and new worldview highlights, he has successfully captured the attention of readers.

Jumping out of the test waters, Lehi at that time can be said to be all the way to the ground.

During this period, he experienced "blockbuster recommendation", "six-frequency advertising", and "classification strong push".

I have also been on the "Sanjiang Recommendation", "Home Page Strong Push", "Client Android Guide" and other large and small recommendations.

In the same period, the data exploded, almost stepping on the four or five-star authors at that time, and some two- or three-star ones were directly crushed.

Li Haiben was the most optimistic new generation, and he was a big dark horse among the authors of the same period at that time, but his luck was not good...... No, it's not bad luck, after all, he's proud.

Yes, he was wayward.

Lehi is a Virgo writer who was born with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

He saw that there was a flaw in the article, so he moved the knife, and if he wanted to change the text, he would change the text, and he was the first one who dared to delete 60,000 words when Sanjiang recommended it.

The editor once persuaded him, but it was useless, mainly because in Lehi's opinion at that time - his book was so popular that no one would read it!

Also, at that time, he was so active in the book review area, and the rewards were so endless, and the amount of rewards that he couldn't think of before gradually increased, and even the alliance leader had it, and even the collection was tens of thousands.

However, there were no surprises.

It is precisely because of the turmoil of the text change that there was a big explosion in the book review area, and a bunch of readers scolded every day, and the setting and plot gradually collapsed in the later stage, and even the original considerable collection became a zombie.

Lehi gradually felt the pressure, and the more he wrote, the worse he became, and his subscriptions fell again and again, from promising to be a high-quality product, he fell all the way to the street.

I think everyone goes through this stage - something that was always thought impossible is suddenly done and it is done beyond imagination, at that time, in addition to surprise, self-confidence will also be expanded, and at the same time, the mentality will become arrogant and carried away.

And Lehi is the one who came through this process.

Looking at the author's backstage, the few single chapter subscriptions that can't even reach the hundreds, this is undoubtedly a fatal blow to an author, for an author who was originally thousands of high-end orders, and for an author who was expected to enter high-quality novels.

Now, Lehi is just struggling, after all, looking at the data that is not as good as day by day, no one will have the heart to write a book anymore.

This kind of data, it's a shame to be thrown home, and he's fed up with the ridicule of his peers, anyway, no one reads it, so what else can he write? Is it self-inflicted?

When others are frustrated in their careers, they will spend all their days drinking to kill their sorrows, but for Lehi, who is used to staying at home, playing games may be a mental drug that numbs him.

It's been a month, and Lehi barely leaves the house, even if he goes out occasionally, it's to buy instant noodles and snacks, this sentence seems to have been said?

Well, don't care about these details, in short, he was jerking off all day long, and gradually, he felt a little hopeless about life.

Li Hai was originally an idle unemployed vagrant, and as soon as he realized something, he thought that he could make money by writing to give his parents a long face.

However, now that this kind of thing has happened, he doesn't dare to tell his parents about it.

After all, in the eyes of his parents, their son is still a talented novelist, an author, and a noble profession that allows them to straighten their backs when they go out and speak.

Lehi was afraid.

I am afraid that once I expose my frustration in this profession, I will disappoint my parents.

I am afraid that after the original form is revealed, it will make those people laugh and make my parents lose face.

So he chose to be autistic, chose to deceive himself, chose to deceive his parents with constant lies every day, saying how his career was thriving, how his novels were improving, etc., and used one excuse after another to cover up his failures, but in fact he was locked in the house and playing games......

To tell the truth, Lehi was tired.

In fact, this is not the life he wants, nor is it the life he wants.

He doesn't have much goal in this life, he just wants to give his parents a long face, find something to do for himself who has not achieved anything so far, and not let those mean relatives or neighbors compare their precious son with himself, show their superiority in front of his parents, and embarrass his parents.

Unfortunately, he was too prodigal, and his momentary pride ruined the hope he had built up so hard.

Everything is a foregone conclusion.

Shaking his head, Lehi smiled bitterly, and at this time, the game was also coming to an end, and it was no surprise that he lost.

Just like his writing career, Gameover, he lost badly.

"Hehe, forget it, don't be delusional about salted fish turning over, it seems that I am not the material for writing after all, I still say goodbye to the online literature industry completely, and then admit my mistakes to my parents and go out to find a job."

"Although it is embarrassing for a while, it is better than continuing to deceive people like this, and my parents are also old, so I can't always let them worry like this."

"Tips: There are 01 minutes and 00 seconds left before the end of the task, please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the system will automatically implement a biometric erasure procedure for the host."

"Huh! What was that! Suddenly hearing a voice, Lehi's first reaction must have been blindfolded.

He tried to look around left and right, but now he was even more confused, there was no one in the whole room of Nima except me.

"Anyway, I think I heard a strange sound just now...... No, did I hit a ghost? Or am I having auditory hallucinations after not sleeping for a few nights? ”

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he felt, and he felt that cold air was constantly blowing in from the window, which gave him goosebumps all over his body.

And just as he was muttering, the system made a voice again: "The host doesn't have to look left and right, the system and the host are in a state of spiritual binding, and the sound is also the sound of mental perception, the system is not a physical object, there is no appearance, there is no form, the system is just a program that resides in the host's spirit." ”

"System!? Could it be the legendary cool and crazy hanging and bombing the sky, which has both a system that changes his life against the sky and has the function of making Dick Si a male god? ”

As a coder, as an author, how could Lehi be unfamiliar with the "system"?

No, the starting point Chinese Internet is full of systematic flow novels, and so-and-so who gets such and such a system, and then pretends to beat the face all the way to climb to the peak of life to marry Bai Fumei Yunyun This routine has long been common.

Lehi just hasn't written a system himself, and he's seen pigs walking, right?

It's just that Lehi didn't expect that he himself would encounter this kind of situation that only appears in novels.

For a moment, he even thought that the world he was in was a fictional world.

Soon he reacted - it seems that he was hit by bad luck!

This is really "the mountains and rivers are exhausted, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village", I just felt that I was done playing, but I didn't expect to encounter the system! Is this the rhythm that tells me to buy lottery tickets later?

"Wait, system, what mission did you just send me?" Lehi came back to his senses and hurriedly asked.

Just now he was patronizing and playing games, and he vaguely seemed to hear a voice announcing what task was coming, and he was too attentive at the time, but now that he came back to his senses, he naturally wanted to understand what was going on on his body.

"Identification host request successful, please wait." The system in the brain emits a mechanical synthesized sound.,It's not too ugly.,But it's not good to hear anywhere.,It's a very awkward kind of accent.,If you don't know what kind of sound this is.,It's recommended that you go and tease the calculator girl.。

"Ding——, search mission succeeded, the task is as follows."

"'Take your first step.'"

"Spring is so restless, the world is so beautiful, how can a good young man live in such a cage-like dwelling? Take your first step and experience the wonders of the world. ”

"Mission: Get out of the house."

"Time limit: 5 minutes."

"+2 bonus points for mission completion."

"The mission was published at 12:00:00 BJ, and now it is 12:04:10."

"Tips: There are 00 minutes and 50 seconds left before the end of the task, please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the system will automatically implement a bio-erasure procedure for the host."

"Bioerasure Procedure...... Uh, that's - dead? Lehi asked.

"The host is aptly described, and it can be understood this way."

“……”

“……”

"Reminder ......"

"Okay, I know, don't you just walk out the door, I'll just go out, what's the big deal! Don't rush! Holding his forehead with one hand, Li Hai was about to make a move.

"Huh... No, my legs..."

At this time, Li Hai suddenly remembered that he had been stroked ten times in a row, and the moment his legs were put down, he was already so numb that he couldn't move, and he felt that there were 100,000 volts of electricity flowing when he touched it lightly, let alone walking.

"Reminder, the host has 0:40 seconds left in your remaining time, please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the punishment mechanism will be activated..."

"No, Ziwei, you wait, you listen to me explain, what then, my legs... My leg is numb, can I get my leg back up and walk out? ”

Just when Lehi thought that the system would be a little humane, but listening to his synthesized voice, which generally had no emotion, the mechanical voice came again: "Sorry, the system can't recognize your request..., sorry, once the task is carried out, it can't be terminated without special accidents..., Warm reminder, the host you still have 0:35 seconds left, please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the punishment mechanism will be activated......"

"Your sister, isn't this a special accident! My legs are so numb that I can't walk at all! ”

"Please complete the achievement quest as soon as possible, otherwise the penalty mechanism will be activated......"

"System, I didn't expect you to be such a system!" Lehi is simply crying without tears at the moment, this system is simply a cheat.

At this time, let alone give him 35 seconds, even if you give him five minutes, you don't know if you can get out.

Ma Dan, could it be that Lao Tzu finally got the legendary system and hiccups before he had time to go against the sky?

How can that work! Damn, Lao Tzu is climbing today, and he has to climb out!

Originally, Lehi was still a loveless appearance, but when he was really facing the threat of death, he was still afraid.

"Uhh With a flick of his body, Lehi fell smoothly from the chair, although his feet couldn't move, but fortunately he wasn't stupid, since we couldn't walk, we could get out, right?

I didn't care about the garbage dump on the ground, and Lehi was really rolled to the door like a worm.

However, he faced a problem - this Nima door is closed, I can't stand up, how can I open it?

"Reminder, host, you still have 0:25 seconds left, please complete the task as soon as possible."

The system issued another warning.

Lehi immediately cried with a sad face, and at this time he suddenly regretted that this month's depravity had given his body to the house, which he would not have encountered in the past.

"You really don't have a backache when you stand and talk, I want to do it as soon as possible, Nima I can't stand up, I!"

However, the only response to Lehi was a cold repetition: "Please complete the task as soon as possible." ”

"Good, it's systematic!" Li Hai was also so angry that he smoked, other people's families are dumb and can't say that they have bitterness in eating Coptis chinensis, but he feels that he is dumb and can't say it twice when he has bitterness.

With a bite of his teeth, he was holding his sour and numb feet, and his hands were holding on to the door, Li Hai stood up, feeling the feeling from his trembling legs, which was so sour, I couldn't believe it.

There is a good saying, if you don't push yourself, you don't know that you are such a waste person, Lehi never thought of what a normal person could do, and when he came to himself, he was miserable.

"Reminder, host, you still have 0:15 seconds left, please complete the task as soon as possible."

"Rush, ahhhh Hurriedly opened the door of the room, and Lehi rushed out with a roar as if he had been hungry for half a year, as if he had suddenly seen a roast suckling pig in front of him......

At the moment when he finally rushed out of his house, he was really tired of Lehi's 94-year-old waist.

I never thought that he would have to use eighteen kinds of martial arts when he walked out of the house, and he almost lost his life, but fortunately, he was blessed with the blessing of his ancestors.

"Whew——! Lao Tzu is finally saved! ”

He didn't dislike the dirty ground outside, so Lehi just lay down, snorting and breathing in the fresh air outside that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Looking at the scorching sun and falling leaves, at this moment, Lehi smiled and cried.

Laugh, because from today onwards, he can finally counterattack because he got the system.

Crying is to pay tribute to your life during this time.

From now on, he no longer has to live in lies, nor does he have to be willing to fall again, because with the system, he will have a different development in life.

I never thought that I would give up on myself at the moment, and the last hope was forced out by the system, and sometimes the changes in life are really uncertain.

"System? Is the system you? ”

Escaping death and catching his breath, Lehi hurriedly tried to communicate with the system, but if this was his barrier against the sky, he had to be excited.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission, 'Take your first step'."

"+2 mission bonus points."

"Since the host completes the task distributed by the system for the first time, the achievement reward mechanism of 'My First Time' is triggered, and the host is now rewarded with a 'Newbie Gift Package', please receive it."

"Starter Pack!"

Just listening to these five words, there is a domineering spirit overflowing, there is wood!

Anyone who has played online games knows that the newbie gift package is generally very rich.

At this moment, Lehi's eyes lit up, and he was excited, no matter what kind of system this system was, he didn't take things for nothing, right? Hurriedly said: "Pick it up!" I'll claim it! Damn, how do I claim it? ”

"The host doesn't need to shout, just need to silently say 'receive' in his heart to receive the 'Newbie Gift Pack'."

Li Hai hurriedly calmed down, thinking that he could be regarded as a person with a system now, and he really had to pay attention to his image and temperament, so he coughed lightly, and then silently recited the word "receive" in his heart, and sure enough, the collection was successful.

It's very strange, Lehi is also the first time to communicate with the system, he used to know only from the online novel, he only had a very one-sided and abstract impression of the system in his heart, but now after he actually communicated, he knew that the system was such a magical thing.

I saw that the newbie gift package appeared in my mind out of thin air the moment I received it.

It's a red bag, and it seems that this is the so-called newbie package.

"Ma Ma, you see that uncle crushed to the ground and talking to the living air." A four or five-year-old child pointed at Lehi and said in an uneven voice.

"Baby, don't look there, that person has a neurotic ......" The woman next to the child glanced at Lehi with disgust, and walked as fast as she could, as if she was hiding from the plague.

"Shenni Meijing, have you ever seen such a handsome nerve, what kind of eyes, Lao Tzu is now a man with a system, and he will soon be able to pretend to be a girl who is against the sky and go to the pinnacle of life."

Ignoring the people passing outside, Lehi snickered and drew a scoop on the gourd, this time he would not be stupidly shouting "open the gift bag" into the air again.

Learning to receive the gift bag just now, Lehi silently said "Open the gift bag" in his heart, and sure enough, the red bag in his mind opened.

burst out with a five-cent special effect light, it seems that the routines are all such routines, and opening a bag in an online game will also emit this kind of light that I don't know what the meaning is.

Lehi didn't have the energy to care about this, and he began to hold his breath and watch the contents of the package intently.

After a while, Lehi opened his mouth and asked the system: "System, ask, what system are you?" ”

"A system is a system from the unspeakable, the indescribable."

"So, what do you do with indescribable and indescribable systems?" It's no wonder that Lehi changed his face in an instant, this newbie gift package that Nima said was good, but it turned out to be "missing XXX.dll documents"!

God damn it, Li Hai originally thought that it would be a set of immortal cultivation equipment so that he could pretend to be forced against the sky on the earth, no matter how bad it was, it was some kind of martial arts cheats or something, but after thinking about it, he didn't expect it to be "missing XXX.dll documents"?

"System, this bundle ......"

"The package has been opened, and the host has successfully claimed the reward."

"It's not...... This bundle it'......"

"The package has been opened, the host has successfully claimed the reward, the package has been opened, the host has successfully claimed the reward, the package has been opened, the host has successfully claimed the reward......"

"Okay, just shut up for me, you ......" his head hummed and repeated the mechanical synthesized sound of the system, and Lehi was speechless at that time, I led your sister, I didn't see it! You didn't see such a big bug standing in front of me, did you?

"Who the hell sent you, and what is the purpose of your approaching me?"

In the end, the system finally revealed Li Hai's doubts: "This system is to improve the quality of life of living beings, so as to develop a 'life pinnacle system' that surpasses the level of human science and technology for a thousand years, as long as the host achieves corresponding achievements in various fields, you can obtain achievement points." ”

"Uh-huh, say it quickly, and then what?" Lehi's face was full of anticipation.

"Then the host can be the winner in life."

"Just me?"

"That's it."

“……”

“……”

"It's not...... System, you may not have heard my question clearly, I mean - no...... Other features? For example, give me the bloodline of gods and demons, improve my cultivation realm, or teach me to fight and let me fly to the sky, or something? ”

"No, these are unscientific things, please respect reality, please don't dream."

"The system... A thousand years of studying your system? Is the research team sure that the brain was not kicked by the donkey? … Forget it, I'd better go back to my room and play games. ”

To be honest, Lehi was extremely disappointed, and finally he got a system, but he didn't expect it to be such a chicken system.

After opening the newbie gift package, it turned out to be "missing XXX.dll files"?

I lack your sister, don't take it out if you haven't succeeded in researching, okay?

The most hateful thing is - what the hell is that you have a system that shamelessly pretends not to see me?

Suddenly remembering that he seemed to have obtained two points or something, out of curiosity, Lehi also asked by the way: "By the way, what are the points for?" ”

"Answer the host, when the host consumes a specified number of points, it can generate and separate a stream of consciousness in the host's brain and implant it into the brain of others, so as to achieve ......"

"Speak human words."

"It's okay to send suggestive language to other people."

"Suggestive language? What's that? Lehi frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

"Suggestive language? What's that? ”

"Answering the host, the so-called 'suggestive language' refers to the language that can send the content edited in one's mind to the other person's brain through indescribable high-tech means, so as to have a suggestive effect."

Lehi felt like he was hearing a head and two big.

First rubbed his temples, then he raised Er Kang's hand and said, "Wait, Ziwei, you wait first, I haven't thought around yet...... What, can I understand it this way—it's a kind of 'telepathic communication'? ”

"It can be understood in this way, but at this stage, the host can only send information unilaterally."

"Nothing else? For example, in exchange for RMB, in exchange for the eggs of mythical beasts, or something else? Since it's a point, it should also be used to buy some black technology products that are not available in the human world or magic weapons in the Xianxia world, right? Lehi gave an example.

"No, these are unscientific things, please respect reality, please don't dream." Without thinking, the system replied: "Points can only be used to purchase the right to send 'suggestive language' at the moment." ”

"System, I have a sentence that my mother sells batches and pounces on my mother, I don't know whether to talk about it or not?" Li Hai raised his hand.

"But it doesn't hurt to say the host."

Li Hai took a deep breath, adjusted his mentality, and said: "Dog, you are sick, right, Lao Tzu exchanged his life for points, you told me that it was just this effect!?" I pounced on the street of the eighteenth generation of your ancestors, I can say it in person, I can say it in person, I need to hint at your brother-in-law? Do I need you to provide telepathy for my mother's dinner? ”

"Please calm down, as a host, please pay attention to the self-cultivation that the host should have."

"I Han your mother, Lao Tzu has lived to this extent, he doesn't even have full attendance, and he doesn't feel too cold to eat soil, do you still care about your fucking shit?"

It's no wonder that Li Hai is angry, it's really that this system is too deceitful and too much, and it doesn't follow the routine at all, this, this is also called a system? Compared to other people's systems, TMD is just a toy, no, a chat tool.

"Please be optimistic, this feature is actually very awesome."

When Lehi heard the system say this, he was really interested to be honest: "Oh? For example? ”

"If the host is willing to try to use this feature, please purchase the right to send 'suggestive language' first, and then the system will guide the host to perform the first operation until the host learns to use it."

"The host currently has 2 points, and if you spend 1 point, you can buy suggestive language within 10 words and send it to others, provided that it is someone who can see it from the host."

Although I don't know what the system is selling, listening to it, Lehi still has some ideas to try.

Anyway, now that I'm idle, I have nothing to do, so I think it's something new.

"Do you want to buy the primary 'suggestive language' sending rights?"

In my head, there was darkness, and then there was such a dialog box.

Lehi silently said "buy" in his heart.

"The host has successfully purchased, the points are -1, congratulations to the host for obtaining the primary 'suggestive language' sending right."

"Please enter: □□□□□□□□□□."

Sure enough, after spending one point, such an input page appeared in Lehi's mind.

It's like a dialog on the web, with a small blinking vertical line flashing and even a send button on the far right!

Although it seems simple, not to mention, Lehi really feels a sense of freshness and refinement.

"Now ask the host to edit the content, limit it to ten words, and then choose the target to send, and the target can only be the person that the host can see." At this time, the sound of the system sounded.

"Even though you say that, I don't know how to use it, how can I see a significant effect?" Although Lehi was eager to try, as he said, he really didn't know how to use this ability, and he felt like he didn't know how to do it when he ate a crab for the first time.

After thinking about it, let's ask the system to help make a demonstration or suggestion, so that you can better rely on the cat and the tiger.

"Given that this is the first time the host has used this ability, it is the responsibility of the system to coach and teach the host mastery."

"Ding-Tutoring Mode A On: Ask: Does the host have any money on him now?"

"Uh......" Lehi groped for a while: "I have ten yuan in cash, and I was going to go out to buy instant noodles after the game - what do you want money for?" ”

"Now, ask the host to dig a pit in the ground, bury ten dollars in the pit, and then place a brick on it."

Although ...... didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the system gourd, Lehi still did it.

"Now, please edit the content, 'Ten dollars buried under the bricks.'"

Lehi scratched his head, but did as he could.

"When you're ready, ask the host to hide in the shadows and watch, and then select someone who happens to be passing by to send the content you just edited." Seeing that Li Haijiang's preparations were completed, the system continued to issue guidance instructions.

Lehi did the whole thing, and he hid in the room, and observed carefully through the window, not daring to gasp.

He found that he had an inexplicable nervousness and excitement at the moment, and his heart was pounding and beating.

However, perhaps because it was a working day and school time, there were so few people passing by in front of the house, and Lehi was a little tired of waiting.

Fortunately, there was finally a person - it was a middle-aged man who was as sloppy as himself.

The hairstyle is unkempt, the belly is big, the white vest is on the feet, and there are a pair of flip-flops under his feet, a typical lewd uncle.

I silently said "send" in my heart, only to feel that the dialog box in my mind flashed "boom" and disappeared.

I don't know if it was a hallucination, but Lehi found that he could actually see the "trajectory" of the message being directed at the middle-aged man's head.

As a result, the unthinkable happened.

I saw that the middle-aged man began to wander back and forth, looking around, and after repeatedly making sure that there was no one around, he took the bricks away and dug them with his bare hands in the place where Lehi had buried the money just now.

Then, without incident, he dug out Lehi's ten-dollar renminbi, put it in his pocket, and then whistled and walked away, as if nothing had happened.

"I'm going to go, that's okay??" At this point, Lehi finally saw the power of so-called "suggestive language."

This is really incredible, because no matter what kind of thinking people use, it is impossible for ordinary people to think that there is a renminbi buried under this brick.

After systematic guidance, Lehi finally figured out how to use this ability.

It seems that the so-called suggestive language is not just a kind of mental communication, but also the ability to send hints in the minds of others at the right opportunity to make people "suddenly remember something" or "suddenly inspire".

If used well, it can indeed have unexpected effects.

It's amazing, but it doesn't seem to have any amazing effect at the moment!

Moreover, I lost ten dollars for no reason! What the hell is this?

Whoever picks up the money Li Hai will not be too depressed, but this middle-aged uncle picked up his money, which made him feel very unhappy like being slapped in the face.

Before, Lehi didn't think too much about it just for the sake of the experiment, but now that the experiment is complete, he also knows how to use suggestive language, and now that he thinks about it, it is really not worth it to let this uncle pick up the money in vain.

This uncle's name is "Wang Daluo", and he is the landlord of Lehi's current house, and he is also a jobless vagrant who has nothing to do all day long, so he relies on collecting rent and waiting for death.

Although he is a charter man, Wang Daluo is a miser who loves to be greedy and cheap, and it is not an exaggeration to describe him as an iron rooster.

Raise the rent at every turn, and no one is allowed to owe a day, there is no human touch at all, if you don't give him the money on time, the water and electricity outages are a ruthless.

I remember that once when Lehi was coding words, he finally coded out 10,000 words and was about to have a small explosion when he was on the shelves, but because he was negligent for a while, the rent was not given to him in time, so he was given a power outage.

The results speak for themselves, and Lehi's 10,000-word manuscript flew away.

At that time, I almost Lehi to death, and I was unhappy to find someone to theorize, but they had a picture of "I don't know what you're talking about".

Lehi could only admit that he was unlucky, but he was more bitter, and stayed up for half a night and worked overtime to make up the 10,000 words.

Although it had been several months since this incident, that breath had made Lehi hold back until now.

In fact, not only Lehi's family, but also Lehi's neighbors were very ashamed of Wang Daluo's personality and character.

But having said that, I have to admire that they gave birth to a good son with a long face, and it is said that he is still an international student.

Fathers are more expensive than sons, so Wang Daluo has always raised his nostrils in front of his neighbors, a high-minded appearance, and no one is in his eyes.

In the eyes of this kind of person, he and the surrounding countrymen are not the same level of creatures, especially Lehi's parents, as soon as they meet, Wang Daluo will always take out his precious son to show superiority with Lehi.

Because Lehi must have been as old as his son, this comparison was very vain to Wang Daluo.

However, this vanity left him alone, but it put Lehi's parents in an extremely embarrassing and helpless situation.

After all, in terms of Lehi's current achievements, it is indeed more than 108,000 miles away from the son of Wang Daluo.

also thinking of this, even if Lehi's parents had the heart to refute and fight for their son Lehi, they didn't know how to say it.

For the economically relatively backward suburbs outside the city, it is extremely rare to be able to get a college student, especially the kind of international student who can go abroad.

The three words of international students not only represent culture, but also represent an identity.

It was a noble status that could be in line with international standards, and in the eyes of Lehi's parents, this was an indescribable existence for them countrymen.

In front of such people, the simple workers and peasants will feel very inferior in front of them.

At that time, Lehi tasted a taste of humiliation.

Sure enough, the world is like this, and he realized that if he didn't fight for it, no one would look up to him, and no one would look up to his family.

In order to vent his anger and show a long face to his parents, from that time on, Lehi secretly swore that he would be ashamed of his future career success.

Speaking of which, the reason why Lehi's family was so "taken care of" was mainly because Lehi had a quarrel with Wang Daluo that day because of the power outage, because it was a little unpleasant, and Wang Daluo was so angry that he deliberately found fault every day.

To tell the truth, if it weren't for the fact that the houses in the city were too expensive, Lehi would have taken his parents to the city a long time ago, so why should he suffer Wang Daluo's dumb loss here?

In Lehi's opinion, Wang Daluo and his own festival are the same thing, mainly because Wang Daluo shows off his precious son every day to show his superiority, so deliberately sprinkling salt on Lehi's scars and embarrassing Lehi's parents, this is the reason why Lehi is the most angry,

Yes, you gave birth to a son of an international student, I congratulate you, you are very powerful, you are very dick, you are qualified to show off and show off, but is it necessary to scare me to death? That's how I make you feel superior, doesn't I?

Whenever he thinks of Wang Daluo's "my son's most dick" face, Li Hai always feels very guilty and guilty in addition to being angry.

After all, Wang Daluo's son is the same age as himself, obviously the same person, but he has different experiences and lives, from a realistic point of view, he is indeed inferior to other people's sons.

But Lehi wasn't going to just throw in the towel.

He firmly believes that fate can be changed through hard work.

He firmly believes that one day he will let his parents straighten their waists, so that their parents can treat others in their own way, and let their parents proudly show their sons in front of Wang Daluo in the near future, so that Wang Daluo can also taste the embarrassment and helplessness at this time.

It is also to accomplish this goal, so Li Hai will work hard in the online literature industry.

It's a pity that there are nine times out of ten unsatisfactory people in the world, and now Lehi, who has been abandoned by readers, already feels a little ashamed of his trust in his parents......

Shaking his head, Lehi hurriedly discarded this negative thought.

Thinking about it optimistically, in fact, he is not the same as before, and now he is a man with a system.

Although it seems that this system is a little unreliable at the moment, at least it is a system, isn't it? It's better than nothing, right?

As long as you have the help of the system, you still have a chance to make a comeback!

With a firm thought in his heart, Lehi was no longer depressed.

"System, I have one last point left, right?" An idea suddenly occurred in his heart, and Lehi asked the system.

Li Hai himself had a grudge against Wang Daluo, so he wished that others would be unlucky, but now he gave him money, although it was only ten yuan, but it was equivalent to slapping himself in the face.

I didn't come back to my senses just now, but now that I calm down and think about it carefully, Lehi feels that his brain at that time is definitely funny.

Although I don't have the ability to help my parents vent my anger now, I can't make Wang Daluo so happy today, right? You have to do something for him, disgusting, disgusting, he can!

"It is not recommended for the host to consume, because after consumption, the host points will be zero." The system replied.

"I have zero points, don't I live well? You will only die if you don't complete the mission. ”

"That's true, if the host insists on spending, the system will also open a purchase channel, but the host is still invited to choose at its discretion."

"No, I'm going to buy it now."

Li Hai drew a scoop with a gourd and dug a hole in the ground again.

As before, he also pressed a brick on the pit, and of course to strengthen the impression, he used a black brick this time.

It's just that this time it's not money buried in it, as a shovel officer with Wang Xingren's family, Wang Xingren's specialties are naturally buried in it.

Finally waited for Wang Daluo to come back, Li Hai smiled secretly, dead fatty, I didn't let you pick up these ten yuan for nothing! Let you get excited!

With a snickering smile in his heart, Li Hai edited a message in his mind that "there is a hundred yuan buried under the black bricks" and sent it to Wang Daluo.

Wang Daluo, who was once again subjected to suggestive language, was obviously stunned, and he looked left and right again, and after making sure that there was no one around, he raised a greedy smile and slowly walked towards the brick......

(In fact, there is no need to dwell on the protagonist's practice to ruin his character, everyone who raises Wang Wang at home knows that after Wang Wang's poop, the owner dug a pit and buried it, doing this, one does not pollute the environment and the other does not emit a smell, the protagonist is just doing a very ordinary thing, even if it is not aimed at people, he has to deal with Wang Wang's poop, right?) ）

Before, Lehi didn't think too much about it just for the sake of the experiment, but now that the experiment is complete, he also knows how to use suggestive language, and now that he thinks about it, it is really not worth it to let this uncle pick up the money in vain.

This uncle's name is "Wang Daluo", and he is the landlord of Lehi's current house, and he is also a jobless vagrant who has nothing to do all day long, so he relies on collecting rent and waiting for death.

Although he is a charter man, Wang Daluo is a miser who loves to be greedy and cheap, and it is not an exaggeration to describe him as an iron rooster.

Raise the rent at every turn, and no one is allowed to owe a day, there is no human touch at all, if you don't give him the money on time, the water and electricity outages are a ruthless.

I remember that once when Lehi was coding words, he finally coded out 10,000 words and was about to have a small explosion when he was on the shelves, but because he was negligent for a while, the rent was not given to him in time, so he was given a power outage.

The results speak for themselves, and Lehi's 10,000-word manuscript flew away.

At that time, I almost Lehi to death, and I was unhappy to find someone to theorize, but they had a picture of "I don't know what you're talking about".

Lehi could only admit that he was unlucky, but he was more bitter, and stayed up for half a night and worked overtime to make up the 10,000 words.

Although it had been several months since this incident, that breath had made Lehi hold back until now.

In fact, not only Lehi's family, but also Lehi's neighbors were very ashamed of Wang Daluo's personality and character.

But having said that, I have to admire that they gave birth to a good son with a long face, and it is said that he is still an international student.

Fathers are more expensive than sons, so Wang Daluo has always raised his nostrils in front of his neighbors, a high-minded appearance, and no one is in his eyes.

In the eyes of this kind of person, he and the surrounding countrymen are not the same level of creatures, especially Lehi's parents, as soon as they meet, Wang Daluo will always take out his precious son to show superiority with Lehi.

Because Lehi must have been as old as his son, this comparison was very vain to Wang Daluo.

However, this vanity left him alone, but it put Lehi's parents in an extremely embarrassing and helpless situation.

After all, in terms of Lehi's current achievements, it is indeed more than 108,000 miles away from the son of Wang Daluo.

also thinking of this, even if Lehi's parents had the heart to refute and fight for their son Lehi, they didn't know how to say it.

For the economically relatively backward suburbs outside the city, it is extremely rare to be able to get a college student, especially the kind of international student who can go abroad.

The three words of international students not only represent culture, but also represent an identity.

It was a noble status that could be in line with international standards, and in the eyes of Lehi's parents, this was an indescribable existence for them countrymen.

In front of such people, the simple workers and peasants will feel very inferior in front of them.

At that time, Lehi tasted a taste of humiliation.

Sure enough, the world is like this, and he realized that if he didn't fight for it, no one would look up to him, and no one would look up to his family.

In order to vent his anger and show a long face to his parents, from that time on, Lehi secretly swore that he would be ashamed of his future career success.

Speaking of which, the reason why Lehi's family was so "taken care of" was mainly because Lehi had a quarrel with Wang Daluo that day because of the power outage, because it was a little unpleasant, and Wang Daluo was so angry that he deliberately found fault every day.

To tell the truth, if it weren't for the fact that the houses in the city were too expensive, Lehi would have taken his parents to the city a long time ago, so why should he suffer Wang Daluo's dumb loss here?

In Lehi's opinion, Wang Daluo and his own festival are the same thing, mainly because Wang Daluo shows off his precious son every day to show his superiority, so deliberately sprinkling salt on Lehi's scars and embarrassing Lehi's parents, this is the reason why Lehi is the most angry,

Yes, you gave birth to a son of an international student, I congratulate you, you are very powerful, you are very dick, you are qualified to show off and show off, but is it necessary to scare me to death? That's how I make you feel superior, doesn't I?

Whenever he thinks of Wang Daluo's "my son's most dick" face, Li Hai always feels very guilty and guilty in addition to being angry.

After all, Wang Daluo's son is the same age as himself, obviously the same person, but he has different experiences and lives, from a realistic point of view, he is indeed inferior to other people's sons.

But Lehi wasn't going to just throw in the towel.

He firmly believes that fate can be changed through hard work.

He firmly believes that one day he will let his parents straighten their waists, so that their parents can treat others in their own way, and let their parents proudly show their sons in front of Wang Daluo in the near future, so that Wang Daluo can also taste the embarrassment and helplessness at this time.

It is also to accomplish this goal, so Li Hai will work hard in the online literature industry.

It's a pity that there are nine times out of ten unsatisfactory people in the world, and now Lehi, who has been abandoned by readers, already feels a little ashamed of his trust in his parents......

Shaking his head, Lehi hurriedly discarded this negative thought.

Thinking about it optimistically, in fact, he is not the same as before, and now he is a man with a system.

Although it seems that this system is a little unreliable at the moment, at least it is a system, isn't it? It's better than nothing, right?

As long as you have the help of the system, you still have a chance to make a comeback!

With a firm thought in his heart, Lehi was no longer depressed.

"System, I have one last point left, right?" An idea suddenly occurred in his heart, and Lehi asked the system.

Li Hai himself had a grudge against Wang Daluo, so he wished that others would be unlucky, but now he gave him money, although it was only ten yuan, but it was equivalent to slapping himself in the face.

I didn't come back to my senses just now, but now that I calm down and think about it carefully, Lehi feels that his brain at that time is definitely funny.

Although I don't have the ability to help my parents vent my anger now, I can't make Wang Daluo so happy today, right? You have to do something for him, disgusting, disgusting, he can!

"It is not recommended for the host to consume, because after consumption, the host points will be zero." The system replied.

"I have zero points, don't I live well? You will only die if you don't complete the mission. ”

"That's true, if the host insists on spending, the system will also open a purchase channel, but the host is still invited to choose at its discretion."

"No, I'm going to buy it now."

Li Hai drew a scoop with a gourd and dug a hole in the ground again.

As before, he also pressed a brick on the pit, and of course to strengthen the impression, he used a black brick this time.

It's just that this time it's not money buried in it, as a shovel officer with Wang Xingren's family, Wang Xingren's specialties are naturally buried in it.

Finally waited for Wang Daluo to come back, Li Hai smiled secretly, dead fatty, I didn't let you pick up these ten yuan for nothing! Let you get excited!

With a snickering smile in his heart, Li Hai edited a message in his mind that "there is a hundred yuan buried under the black bricks" and sent it to Wang Daluo.

Wang Daluo, who was once again subjected to suggestive language, was obviously stunned, and he looked left and right again, and after making sure that there was no one around, he raised a greedy smile and slowly walked towards the brick......

(In fact, there is no need to dwell on the protagonist's practice to ruin his character, everyone who raises Wang Wang at home knows that after Wang Wang's poop, the owner dug a pit and buried it, doing this, one does not pollute the environment and the other does not emit a smell, the protagonist is just doing a very ordinary thing, even if it is not aimed at people, he has to deal with Wang Wang's poop, right?) ）

Encountering a system that does not follow the routine, Lehi is left with deep helplessness except for a headache.

No, as soon as he coded the words, Lehi received a task from the system: "Wayward Author": As a future great writer, how can he be honest in codewords? Let mortals see your personality, from now on, only readers can update a chapter with a reward of 100,000 starting coins, and if you need to add more, you will have to double the reward.

"System, this is not good, I am still impacting the monthly ticket list, I may not even have full attendance if you make such a fuss, you see ......" Li Hai looked at the system with a blank look.

"The system can't recognize the host's request, ask the host to complete the task."

"Hey......" Li Hai held his forehead with one hand, and could only write in the update notes, "I will only update today if I reward one alliance leader, and in addition, I need to double the reward."

"This author TM wants to go crazy for money!" A large number of devastated readers.

Swarm: 608156456

"Ding-the host 'Lehi' has passed the test and is in the process of binding..."

“1%… 20%… 50%…… 100%, Ding - binding complete. ”

"Hello Dear Host, I'm ......"

"Shhh......h

After a cool and crazy operation, there was a double kill picture, of course, he was double killed: "Nima? Make no mistake! Lao Tzu was actually beaten to death by an AP Galen? ”

"Dear host, please listen to the system."

"Don't bother me, I'm busy, I don't have time to beep with you..."Grabbing a handful of potato chips, Lehi clicked and chewed, occasionally a piece of potato chip crumbs touched the corner of his mouth, and he didn't bother to wipe it off, and after buying equipment in the game, he threw himself into the fierce battle again.

At this moment, Lehi has not slept well for several days.

Not only are the dark circles under the eyes thick, but the stubble has also grown a lot.

He repeats the life of the game every day, and he never even goes out of the door, and even if he does, it is to go out to buy instant noodles and snacks.

Six thousand... Four thousand... Two thousand ......

In the bank card, the manuscript fee sent by the starting point Chinese network has been gradually consumed to the bottom, but his nerves have long been paralyzed, where can he manage this? Even the inexplicable mechanical voice in his ears didn't make him realize that he had encountered something unbelievable - the system had descended!

It's no wonder that Lehi was so negative and depraved because he was a eunuch.

As an author, eunuchs are the worst case scenario.

Li Haiben is an author of Qiqi Chinese.com, and with the book's unique and funny style and new worldview highlights, he has successfully captured the attention of readers.

Jumping out of the test waters, Lehi at that time can be said to be all the way to the ground.

During this period, he experienced "blockbuster recommendation", "six-frequency advertising", and "classification strong push".

I have also been on the "Sanjiang Recommendation", "Home Page Strong Push", "Client Android Guide" and other large and small recommendations.

In the same period, the data exploded, almost stepping on the four or five-star authors at that time, and some two- or three-star ones were directly crushed.

Li Haiben was the most optimistic new generation, and he was a big dark horse among the authors of the same period at that time, but his luck was not good...... No, it's not bad luck, after all, he's proud.

Yes, he was wayward.

Lehi is a Virgo writer who was born with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

He saw that there was a flaw in the article, so he moved the knife, and if he wanted to change the text, he would change the text, and he was the first one who dared to delete 60,000 words when Sanjiang recommended it.

The editor once persuaded him, but it was useless, mainly because in Lehi's opinion at that time - his book was so popular that no one would read it!

Also, at that time, he was so active and endless in the book review area, and the amount of rewards that he couldn't think of before gradually increased, and even the alliance leader had it, and even the collection was tens of thousands.

However, there were no surprises.

It is precisely because of the turmoil of the text change that there was a big explosion in the book review area, and a bunch of readers scolded every day, and the setting and plot gradually collapsed in the later stage, and even the original considerable collection became a zombie.

Lehi gradually felt the pressure, and the more he wrote, the worse he became, and his subscriptions fell again and again, from promising to be a high-quality product, he fell all the way to the street.

I think everyone goes through this stage - something that was always thought impossible is suddenly done and it is done beyond imagination, at that time, in addition to surprise, self-confidence will also be expanded, and at the same time, the mentality will become arrogant and carried away.

And Lehi is the one who came through this process.

Looking at the author's backstage, the few single chapter subscriptions that can't even reach the hundreds, this is undoubtedly a fatal blow to an author, for an author who was originally thousands of high-end orders, and for an author who was expected to enter high-quality novels.

Now, Lehi is just struggling, after all, looking at the data that is not as good as day by day, no one will have the heart to write a book anymore.

This kind of data, it's a shame to be thrown home, and he's fed up with the ridicule of his peers, anyway, no one reads it, so what else can he write? Is it self-inflicted?

When others are frustrated in their careers, they will spend all their days drinking to kill their sorrows, but for Lehi, who is used to staying at home, playing games may be a mental drug that numbs him.

It's been a month, and Lehi barely leaves the house, even if he goes out occasionally, it's to buy instant noodles and snacks, this sentence seems to have been said?

Well, don't care about these details, in short, he was jerking off all day long, and gradually, he felt a little hopeless about life.

Li Hai was originally an idle unemployed vagrant, and as soon as he realized something, he thought that he could make money by writing to give his parents a long face.

However, now that this kind of thing has happened, he doesn't dare to tell his parents about it.

After all, in the eyes of his parents, their son is still a talented novelist, an author, and a noble profession that allows them to straighten their backs when they go out and speak.

Lehi was afraid.

I am afraid that once I expose my frustration in this profession, I will disappoint my parents.

I am afraid that after the original form is revealed, it will make those people laugh and make my parents lose face.

So he chose to be autistic, chose to deceive himself, chose to deceive his parents with constant lies every day, saying how his career was thriving, how his novels were improving, etc., and used one excuse after another to cover up his failures, but in fact he was locked in the house and playing games......

To tell the truth, Lehi was tired.

In fact, this is not the life he wants, nor is it the life he wants.

He doesn't have much goal in this life, he just wants to give his parents a long face, find something to do for himself who has not achieved anything so far, and not let those mean relatives or neighbors compare their precious son with himself, show their superiority in front of his parents, and embarrass his parents.

Unfortunately, he was too prodigal, and his momentary pride ruined the hope he had built up so hard.

Everything is a foregone conclusion.

Shaking his head, Lehi smiled bitterly, and at this time, the game was also coming to an end, and it was no surprise that he lost.

Just like his writing career, Gameover, he lost badly.

"Hehe, forget it, don't be delusional about salted fish turning over, it seems that I am not the material for writing after all, I still say goodbye to the online literature industry completely, and then admit my mistakes to my parents and go out to find a job."

"Although it is embarrassing for a while, it is better than continuing to deceive people like this, and my parents are also old, so I can't always let them worry like this."

"Tips: There are 01 minutes and 00 seconds left before the end of the task, please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the system will automatically implement a biometric erasure procedure for the host."

"Huh! What was that! Suddenly hearing a voice, Lehi's first reaction must have been blindfolded.

He tried to look around left and right, but now he was even more confused, there was no one in the whole room of Nima except me.

"Anyway, I think I heard a strange sound just now...... No, did I hit a ghost? Or am I having auditory hallucinations after not sleeping for a few nights? ”

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he felt, and he felt that cold air was constantly blowing in from the window, which gave him goosebumps all over his body.

And just as he was muttering, the system made a voice again: "The host doesn't have to look left and right, the system and the host are in a state of spiritual binding, and the sound is also the sound of mental perception, the system is not a physical object, there is no appearance, there is no form, the system is just a program that resides in the host's spirit." ”

"System!? Could it be the legendary cool and crazy hanging and bombing the sky, which has both a system that changes his life against the sky and has the function of making Dick Si a male god? ”

As a coder, as an author, how could Lehi be unfamiliar with the "system"?

No, the starting point Chinese Internet is full of systematic flow novels, and so-and-so who gets such and such a system, and then pretends to beat the face all the way to climb to the peak of life to marry Bai Fumei Yunyun This routine has long been common.

Lehi just hasn't written a system himself, and he's seen pigs walking, right?

It's just that Lehi didn't expect that he himself would encounter this kind of situation that only appears in novels.

For a moment, he even thought that the world he was in was a fictional world.

Soon he reacted - it seems that he was hit by bad luck!

This is really "the mountains and rivers are exhausted, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village", I just felt that I was done playing, but I didn't expect to encounter the system! Is this the rhythm that tells me to buy lottery tickets later?

"Wait, system, what mission did you just send me?" Lehi came back to his senses and hurriedly asked.

Just now he was patronizing and playing games, and he vaguely seemed to hear a voice announcing what task was coming, and he was too attentive at the time, but now that he came back to his senses, he naturally wanted to understand what was going on on his body.

"Identification host request successful, please wait." The system in the brain emits a mechanical synthesized sound.,It's not too ugly.,But it's not good to hear anywhere.,It's a very awkward kind of accent.,If you don't know what kind of sound this is.,It's recommended that you go and tease the calculator girl.。

"Ding——, search mission succeeded, the task is as follows."

"'Take your first step.'"

"Spring is so restless, the world is so beautiful, how can a good young man live in such a cage-like dwelling? Take your first step and experience the wonders of the world. ”

"Mission: Get out of the house."

"Time limit: 5 minutes."

"+2 bonus points for mission completion."

"The mission was published at 12:00:00 BJ, and now it is 12:04:10."

"Tips: There are 00 minutes and 50 seconds left before the end of the task, please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the system will automatically implement a bio-erasure procedure for the host."

"Bioerasure Procedure...... Uh, that's - dead? Lehi asked.

"The host is aptly described, and it can be understood this way."

“……”

“……”

"Reminder ......"

"Okay, I know, don't you just walk out the door, I'll just go out, what's the big deal! Don't rush! Holding his forehead with one hand, Li Hai was about to make a move.

"Huh... No, my legs..."

At this time, Li Hai suddenly remembered that he had been stroked ten times in a row, and the moment his legs were put down, he was already so numb that he couldn't move, and he felt that there were 100,000 volts of electricity flowing when he touched it lightly, let alone walking.

"Reminder, the host has 0:40 seconds left in your remaining time, please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the punishment mechanism will be activated..."

"No, Ziwei, you wait, you listen to me explain, what then, my legs... My leg is numb, can I get my leg back up and walk out? ”

Just when Lehi thought that the system would be a little humane, but listening to his synthesized voice, which generally had no emotion, the mechanical voice came again: "Sorry, the system can't recognize your request..., sorry, once the task is carried out, it can't be terminated without special accidents..., Warm reminder, the host you still have 0:35 seconds left, please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the punishment mechanism will be activated......"

"Your sister, isn't this a special accident! My legs are so numb that I can't walk at all! ”

"Please complete the achievement quest as soon as possible, otherwise the penalty mechanism will be activated......"

"System, I didn't expect you to be such a system!" Lehi is simply crying without tears at the moment, this system is simply a cheat.

At this time, let alone give him 35 seconds, even if you give him five minutes, you don't know if you can get out.

Ma Dan, could it be that Lao Tzu finally got the legendary system and hiccups before he had time to go against the sky?

How can that work! Damn, Lao Tzu is climbing today, and he has to climb out!

Originally, Lehi was still a loveless appearance, but when he was really facing the threat of death, he was still afraid.

"Uhh With a flick of his body, Lehi fell smoothly from the chair, although his feet couldn't move, but fortunately he wasn't stupid, since we couldn't walk, we could get out, right?

I didn't care about the garbage dump on the ground, and Lehi was really rolled to the door like a worm.

However, he faced a problem - this Nima door is closed, I can't stand up, how can I open it?

"Reminder, host, you still have 0:25 seconds left, please complete the task as soon as possible."

The system issued another warning.

Lehi immediately cried with a sad face, and at this time he suddenly regretted that this month's depravity had given his body to the house, which he would not have encountered in the past.

"You really don't have a backache when you stand and talk, I want to do it as soon as possible, Nima I can't stand up, I!"

However, the only response to Lehi was a cold repetition: "Please complete the task as soon as possible." ”

"Good, it's systematic!" Li Hai was also so angry that he smoked, other people's families are dumb and can't say that they have bitterness in eating Coptis chinensis, but he feels that he is dumb and can't say it twice when he has bitterness.

With a bite of his teeth, he was holding his sour and numb feet, and his hands were holding on to the door, Li Hai stood up, feeling the feeling from his trembling legs, which was so sour, I couldn't believe it.

There is a good saying, if you don't push yourself, you don't know that you are such a waste person, Lehi never thought of what a normal person could do, and when he came to himself, he was miserable.

"Reminder, host, you still have 0:15 seconds left, please complete the task as soon as possible."

"Rush, ahhhh Hurriedly opened the door of the room, and Lehi rushed out with a roar as if he had been hungry for half a year, as if he had suddenly seen a roast suckling pig in front of him......

At the moment when he finally rushed out of his house, he was really tired of Lehi's 94-year-old waist.

I never thought that he would have to use eighteen kinds of martial arts when he walked out of the house, and he almost lost his life, but fortunately, he was blessed with the blessing of his ancestors.

"Whew——! Lao Tzu is finally saved! ”

He didn't dislike the dirty ground outside, so Lehi just lay down, snorting and breathing in the fresh air outside that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Looking at the scorching sun and falling leaves, at this moment, Lehi smiled and cried.

Laugh, because from today onwards, he can finally counterattack because he got the system.

Crying is to pay tribute to your life during this time.

From now on, he no longer has to live in lies, nor does he have to be willing to fall again, because with the system, he will have a different development in life.

I never thought that I would give up on myself at the moment, and the last hope was forced out by the system, and sometimes the changes in life are really uncertain.

"System? Is the system you? ”

Escaping death and catching his breath, Lehi hurriedly tried to communicate with the system, but if this was his barrier against the sky, he had to be excited.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the mission, 'Take your first step'."

"+2 mission bonus points."

"Since the host completes the task distributed by the system for the first time, the achievement reward mechanism of 'My First Time' is triggered, and the host is now rewarded with a 'Newbie Gift Package', please receive it."

"Starter Pack!"

Just listening to these five words, there is a domineering spirit overflowing, there is wood!

Anyone who has played online games knows that the newbie gift package is generally very rich.

At this moment, Lehi's eyes lit up, and he was excited, no matter what kind of system this system was, he didn't take things for nothing, right? Hurriedly said: "Pick it up!" I'll claim it! Damn, how do I claim it? ”

"The host doesn't need to shout, just need to silently say 'receive' in his heart to receive the 'Newbie Gift Pack'."

Li Hai hurriedly calmed down, thinking that he could be regarded as a person with a system now, and he really had to pay attention to his image and temperament, so he coughed lightly, and then silently recited the word "receive" in his heart, and sure enough, the collection was successful.

It's very strange, Lehi is also the first time to communicate with the system, he used to know only from the online novel, he only had a very one-sided and abstract impression of the system in his heart, but now after he actually communicated, he knew that the system was such a magical thing.

I saw that the newbie gift package appeared in my mind out of thin air the moment I received it.

It's a red bag, and it seems that this is the so-called newbie package.

"Ma Ma, you see that uncle crushed to the ground and talking to the living air." A four or five-year-old child pointed at Lehi and said in an uneven voice.

"Baby, don't look there, that person has a neurotic ......" The woman next to the child glanced at Lehi with disgust, and walked as fast as she could, as if she was hiding from the plague.

"Shenni Meijing, have you ever seen such a handsome nerve, what kind of eyes, Lao Tzu is now a man with a system, and he will soon be able to pretend to be a girl who is against the sky and go to the pinnacle of life."

Ignoring the people passing outside, Lehi snickered and drew a scoop on the gourd, this time he would not be stupidly shouting "open the gift bag" into the air again.

Learning to receive the gift bag just now, Lehi silently said "Open the gift bag" in his heart, and sure enough, the red bag in his mind opened.

burst out with a five-cent special effect light, it seems that the routines are all such routines, and opening a bag in an online game will also emit this kind of light that I don't know what the meaning is.

Lehi didn't have the energy to care about this, and he began to hold his breath and watch the contents of the package intently.

After a while, Lehi opened his mouth and asked the system: "System, ask, what system are you?" ”

"A system is a system from the unspeakable, the indescribable."

"So, what do you do with indescribable and indescribable systems?" It's no wonder that Lehi changed his face in an instant, this newbie gift package that Nima said was good, but it turned out to be "missing XXX.dll documents"!

God damn it, Li Hai originally thought that it would be a set of immortal cultivation equipment so that he could pretend to be forced against the sky on the earth, no matter how bad it was, it was some kind of martial arts cheats or something, but after thinking about it, he didn't expect it to be "missing XXX.dll documents"?

"System, this bundle ......"

"The package has been opened, and the host has successfully claimed the reward."

"It's not...... This bundle it'......"

"The package has been opened, the host has successfully claimed the reward, the package has been opened, the host has successfully claimed the reward, the package has been opened, the host has successfully claimed the reward......"

"Okay, just shut up for me, you ......" his head hummed and repeated the mechanical synthesized sound of the system, and Lehi was speechless at that time, I led your sister, I didn't see it! You didn't see such a big bug standing in front of me, did you?

"Who the hell sent you, and what is the purpose of your approaching me?"

In the end, the system finally revealed Li Hai's doubts: "This system is to improve the quality of life of living beings, so as to develop a 'life pinnacle system' that surpasses the level of human science and technology for a thousand years, as long as the host achieves corresponding achievements in various fields, you can obtain achievement points." ”

"Uh-huh, say it quickly, and then what?" Lehi's face was full of anticipation.

"Then the host can be the winner in life."

"Just me?"

"That's it."

“……”

“……”

"It's not...... System, you may not have heard my question clearly, I mean - no...... Other features? For example, give me the bloodline of gods and demons, improve my cultivation realm, or teach me to fight and let me fly to the sky, or something? ”

"No, these are unscientific things, please respect reality, please don't dream."

"The system... A thousand years of studying your system? Is the research team sure that the brain was not kicked by the donkey? … Forget it, I'd better go back to my room and play games. ”

To be honest, Lehi was extremely disappointed, and finally he got a system, but he didn't expect it to be such a chicken system.

After opening the newbie gift package, it turned out to be "missing XXX.dll files"?