34 Obscene New Tactics (10,000 words achieved, ask for collection recommendation)

The normal cattle left in a gray manner, and Xu Feng and the others then fought a few random battles with the cattle on other fields, but the results were unsatisfactory, and in most cases they lost. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

After all, there are too many old birds above the sophomore year with poor experience, and the mid-pitch is not the strength of a few horses, and the final result did not disappoint a few people.

A few people found that Sister Lulu's method looked fantastical, but the effect was good, and the speed and stability of the jump shot after getting rid of the defense were much better, which made several people very excited, and after meeting tomorrow, several people parted ways.

When it was time to eat, Xu Feng and Sister Lulu came to the snack street outside Jianda.

To say that this street is thousands of meters long, the north and south flavors of snacks have never been absent, and there are all kinds of things in the sky and in the water.

Next to the snack street is a small hotel lined with buildings, and it is often seen that the cattle of Jianda with the teacher's sister paper go to the small hotel of thirty or fifty happily and remember tonight.

Especially not long after the start of school, a summer vacation can suffocate the livestock and women, it can be said that they sing day and night, and their legs are trembling when they come out to class the next morning.

If it were a school with fewer boys, the animals on the pitch would have to rest for a while.

At almost seven o'clock in the evening, the snack street was already crowded, and as far as the eye could see, it was full of girls and all kinds of livestock.

Sister Lulu found a barbecue stall and grilled more than a dozen rounds of meat, so she took Xu Feng to a chaos stall to get two bowls of wonton.

Compared with Xu Feng's gobbling, Sister Lulu's popularity is not much better.

One foot was already staring at the skids on the chair, and the skewers in his hand were not ambiguous at all, and in a short time there were several bamboo skewers piled on the table.

Xu Feng couldn't help but ask what you were doing in the afternoon? Why did the women of the teacher finally cheer us on?

Sister Lulu said coquettishly, "For these superficial women who don't know how to play and know how to scream, what if you behave more superficially than them? ā€

Xu Feng thought about it and said, they will ignore you.

Sister Lulu laughed and said Xu Feng, you are really stupid, you will never find a girlfriend in your life.

Xu Feng asked why?

Sister Lulu asked, "If you eat bread with a girl, you buy one, you eat three-fifths, the girl eats two-fifths, and you pay three yuan, so how much does this cake cost?" ā€

"Nonsense, isn't it just five dollars!"

"Say you eat pigs, you are really pigs, then who gave the money tonight?"

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Xu Feng suddenly felt extremely frustrated, thought about it and asked, "Those women don't feel even more bullish in front of you, do they?" ā€

Sister Lulu thinks that this animal has such a high understanding of playing basketball, but why is her understanding of this kind of thing so poor.

At this time, Xu Feng's eyes lit up and said, "You said that if you play ball, the opponent is obviously very vegetable, and then you are always stealing blocks, will you feel very good?" ā€

At this time, Sister Lulu's eyes also lit up, and she suddenly shouted, "This classmate, you don't think that from today you pretend to be a rookie, and then let the other party let go of your negligence and can't help all kinds of sudden you, you will take the opportunity to steal." ā€

"What do you think?"

Xu Feng asked expectantly.

Sister Lulu said, "It sounds promising, but there are a few problems here, first, when you really meet a master, you are looking for death in this way!" Second, are you sure that your current level of practice can be like a rookie? ā€

I have to say that Sister Lulu hits the nail on the head with this kind of obscene trick to death, and masters often don't lower their vigilance because of you as a rookie, how to kill you, or how to kill you.

As for a basketball player of a certain level pretending to be a rookie?

It's a real problem, a lot of people don't think it's a problem, but once you're on the pitch, that instinct comes out.

It's like a tiger doesn't bite, that's because you're full in the zoo, and if you really put it in the forest, you can try it?

Xu Feng asked again, "Are there many such masters you are talking about?" How much is the University of Kinda? ā€

"There are always two or three."

Xu Feng smiled and said, "No matter how powerful the master is, he is still a human, since he is a human, he has weaknesses." ā€

"As for the rookie you said? I'm a rookie, okay? ā€

When Sister Lulu heard this, thinking about Xu Feng's defense, there was indeed no connection, a lot of bad habits and weaknesses, as for the wild ball, the reason why Xu Feng can sometimes win is mostly by instinct.

Bounce, speed and feeling, the combination of the three makes Xu Feng's defense not look so bad.

All of a sudden, Sister Lulu felt that Xu Feng's idea was quite promising, so she excitedly planned with Xu Feng, and the two of them were suddenly like black and white, all kinds of obscene and dirty thoughts were moved to the table at this moment to study carefully and then make a decision.

The stall owner looked at the strongman here from a distance, and he was obscene to death, thinking that these two would not wait and run away without paying, right?

In the end, Xu Feng actually asked for two more nights to roast more than a dozen mutton, and also made two pieces of bun to gnaw, especially when the boss heard Xu Feng say that he was too hungry and felt that he was still developing, the stall owner couldn't help but interject and said, "Young man, it's not false to be tall, men will open a little bit when they become adults, some people are in their thirties, and some people are coming out, it depends on the situation." ā€

When Xu Feng heard this, he immediately became energetic, "If I train hard and maintain nutrition, will it grow to 1.9 meters?" ā€

The boss's face immediately darkened.

Sister Lulu said with disdain, "This classmate, what if you grow 1.9 meters?" You're not still a rookie. ā€

With this blow, Xu Feng suddenly looked like an eggplant, but then he thought about it and said, "Is there any field this night?" Let's try it now? ā€

"Yes, yes, but it's a bit far, and there are a lot of masters over there!" Sister Lulu said.

"What are the masters afraid of? Anyway, I'm a rookie, so it doesn't matter if I lose. ā€

Saying that, Xu Feng hurriedly ate the rest of the food and finished the money, and pulled Sister Lulu directly to the university town.