Chapter 6: Big Brother
The whole server announced: "You call me 'Senior Brother!'" I'll take you to pretend to fly with you! Players of Mingwang Temple, are you still worried about the first to fifth layers of Qi training? Are you still sad that no one is on a team? Are you still struggling with being disliked? Call me, 'Senior Brother Qin Lu!' I'll take you to pretend to fly with you! Yes! Call me 'Big Brother' tightly! All your sorrows are gone! Yes! I'm Qin Lu! I speak for the single dog of Myongwangji! ”
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After three times in a row, the entire game was stunned!
Isn't this Qin Lu really a cultural relic unearthed in the 21st century? Do you dare to use such an old-fashioned TV advertising slogan, and you spend 10,000 yuan for it?
Just when many people were scolding Qin Lu **** sourly, Qin Lu's sect channel exploded in an instant!
"Really? Do you really call Senior Brother and take me to level up? ”
"If only it were true! After completing the novice guidance task, he only ascended to the second level of qi training, and there were only two skills. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info didn't output.,What a waste of Mingwang Temple! ”
"Probably true! This Qin Luken spends 10,000 yuan to say a word in the world, if it is nonsense, then his reputation is estimated to stink to outer space! ”
"So good! Then how to add him, his friend refused to add it! ”
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At this moment, Qin Lu spent another thousand yuan at the top of the sect and said, "If you want to come, buy the blue medicine, and come to the door of the Demon Mosquito Cave in the east forest of the Water Moon Cave to find me!" One team, only 10 people, come early and upgrade early! Special note, the dogs of the prosperous dynasty should not come! ”
Wow! This sentence is very exciting!
The editor of a game mixed in the Mingwang Temple immediately took a screenshot, appeared on the forum, and spent money to put it on the top: "Explosive! The first person to refine the divine beast actually called the Shengshi Dynasty a kennel! 》
Soon, Chu Yulian, the only friend in Qin Lu's game, also sent a voice and asked, "Qin Lu, there is a post of yours on that forum, you better go and take a look." ”
"Thank you!" Qin Lu felt a trace of worry from her words, and replied sincerely.
Subsequently, while asking the system control character to rush to the Demon Mosquito Cave, he boarded the forum and saw the hot post.
When I opened it, I saw that tens of thousands of buildings had been built!
Directly opened the floor with the most replies and took a look, Qin Lu suddenly smiled!
Sheng Wang: It's just a villain who stepped on Gouxiang and got his ambition, so let him jump for two days, and then break one of his legs.
King: I'll break his second leg.
Wang: I'm going to break his third leg.
Chaowang: I'll break his fourth and fifth legs.
Hehe, prosperous dynasty! Looking at the tens of thousands of likes under their messages, Qin Lu pulled the post to the end and replied: "Shengshi Dynasty, you are just a few dogs that help people make money, why, didn't your master give bones to eat recently?" Running out in such a hurry and barking wildly! ”
After clicking publish, Qin Lu stopped watching it and returned to the game.
Yes, Qin Lu is a bit hateful to the rich!
He used to be a rich man, but after the family fell into the middle of the road, he broke into the rich man's charity dinner, and begged them to treat the little fox, but they threw him out of the field in disgust and beat him all over his body.
Originally, charity is a thing, helping is love, not helping is duty! But they've gone too far! even threatened to see him and beat him once! And break his legs!
Since then, he no longer has illusions about wealthy businessmen, and honestly works as a cook for Sister Hua to earn Xiaoxi's monthly treatment fees.
And the Shengshi Dynasty itself is a giant leech that rich businessmen have grabbed the wealth of game companies and players, how can he be eye-catching?
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Soon, the dark entrance to the Demon Mosquito Cave arrived. And Qin Lu also saw that many players were already standing at the entrance of the cave and watching.
Qin Lu put the little civet cat on top of his head and shouted loudly: "Mingwang Temple, come here!" If you want to join the team, you will respectfully call me 'senior brother'! Also, this is the instructions for joining the team, see clearly before joining the team! ”
When the group of players heard this, they walked over in disbelief and looked at the contract seriously!
"Senior brother? Why don't you bring it to level 4 and don't bring it? Suddenly, one of the players asked.
"The demon mosquito cultivation in this demon mosquito cave is all the fourth level of qi training, a demon mosquito has 300 experience, and 10 people are 30 apiece! And the experience of upgrading from the second layer to the third layer of Qi cultivation costs 10,000, and the third layer to the fourth layer costs 50,000, a total of 60,000, that is, at least 2,000! Even if you kill twenty in one minute, it will take 100 minutes. What else do you want to do? ”
"How is that possible? I heard that the demon mosquitoes in this demon mosquito cave have a high attack, can suck blood, are as small as ordinary mosquitoes, and can fly fast to dodge skills, and they are also social monsters, and if you provoke it, it is a nest! The three-story Junhuang Mountain can't withstand it! How can you kill twenty in a minute? ”
"Tsk, see this no! Legend has it that once you have it, you have nothing else to ask for! If you don't believe me, don't bother me! Anyway, if I want to die, I'll be the first to die, if you don't believe it, get out! ”
"Is this the Tai Chi Yin Yang Spiritual Light Beast? It's so cute! Like a panda! Big brother, can you take a photo together? I'll send it to my girlfriend to see! ”
"You have a girlfriend? Get lost! Only single dogs are recruited here! ”
"Senior brother, I believe it! But there are so many people, how to distribute it! ”
"Okay, you guys get in line! Here's a semicolon for someone! Don't worry, the elder brother will always be with you for ten days! ”
"Oh! Thank you, big brother! The elder brother dominates the rivers and lakes, and the generations will come! ”
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After a mess, Qin Lu entered the Demon Mosquito Cave with nine team members, and the bitter man who had a girlfriend was left by Qin Lu to assign a number.
After entering the Demon Mosquito Cave, Qin Lu found a small hole, took out a small chair, sat down, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "You, throw a 'chirp crooked' into it!" ”
The player who was pointed out by Qin Lu was named 'Where to Find the Eight Immortals', but he was not afraid, and excitedly shouted inside: "Chirp crooked!" ”
Chirp crookedly: Buddhist disciples recite a lot of scriptures, which is inevitably a little verbose, which makes people feel annoying.
Mana: 20.
Efficacy: Can make the enemy feel upset and irritable, and they can't wait to hit you!
Why Mingwang Temple is disliked by people is this initial wonderful skill! This 'chirp crooked' is not low in blue consumption, but the damage is low and pitiful, and it also has a taunting effect! However, at this time, in addition to one chirp, the disciples of Mingwang Temple also had only one 'Pudu sentient being' who had to consume all the magic energy to add blood.
And the light of the Buddha shines brightly, only the disciples of King Ming can only practice when they have reached the fifth level of Qi cultivation, so the disciples of King Ming have fallen into the embarrassing situation of no one forming a team.
Just ask, such a crispy, embarrassed disciple of King Ming can really only be a mocking cannon fodder in the early stage!
At this time, a buzzing sound came from the entrance of the cave, and the Eight Immortals were so frightened that they jumped back, and the other nine people were also waiting for Qin Lu to make a big move.
Qin Lu didn't disappoint them either, and said to the entrance of the cave: "Transformation!" ”
The little spiritual cat on the head of Qin Road turned into a water curtain and sealed the entrance to the cave! When the hair-thin demon mosquito was about to stab the water curtain and rush out, Qin Lu snorted coldly: "Split!" Cling! ”
Then, when all the demon mosquitoes had water droplets on their bodies, Qin Zizhao blew a breath and said lightly: "Self-explosion!" ”
......After more than 20 micro-explosions in a row, the 20 or so demon mosquitoes turned into white mangs and hung up!
And the system prompts of those nine players also swiped more than 20 times in a row ...... dingding!
"Wow, what a bunker!"
"Really! Really! That's almost 700 more experience all at once! It's like flying on a plane, no, it's like flying a rocket! ”
"Is this the legendary beast? Depend on! Do we still need to play? ”
"Senior brother, senior brother, can you show us your treasure?"
"Yes! Oh, yes! If you can't see this, I'm afraid Lao Tzu will be itchy and curious! ”
Qin Lu looked at their expectant eyes, and he was not pretentious: "Look, it's in the team!" Also, you, you, you, you, the four of you use the 'Pudu Sentient Beings' to brush up the little civet's blood volume! ”
When they saw it, they all exclaimed:
"No wonder! Ten times the damage of the amount of blood at once, wouldn't it be that the boss can also be seconds! ”
"This is too buggy, isn't it?"
"Senior brother, senior brother, hurry up and take us to upgrade! The game company might cut your god's favor! ”
"That's right! Fortunately, there are only about 20 demon mosquitoes in a litter, and the blood volume of the divine pet differentiation is just over 40 points, and the tenfold damage is enough to kill the demon mosquitoes with more than 300 points of blood in seconds! ”
"Senior brother! Big brother! I just recorded this scene, can I post it on the forum? ”
Qin Lu shook his head, instructed a player to continue to use chirps to lure the monster, and said indifferently: "Hair, brag more, how big and big!" ”
And, here's the big thing! Seeing that the little civet cat knew when to transform and divide and attach without Qin Lu's instructions, and when to explode, Qin Lu sighed easily, once you have it, you have nothing else to ask for. So, he took out homemade chrysanthemum tea from his backpack and drank it.
This scene was also recorded and posted on the forum.