Hearing his parents talking in the living room, Lin Jia was a little afraid to go out in his room, and he sneaked around behind the door for a long time and finally couldn't help it, he jumped in pain behind the door with JJ between his legs, and didn't get up at all after drinking a large glass of milk in the morning, and he couldn't hold it anymore, but now he will definitely be nagged by his parents when he goes out, not to mention the pain.

Lin Jia decided to wait for his parents to sleep before going out, usually his parents go to bed at about 10 o'clock, why are they so interested today, watching TV and seeing that they are still not sleeping? Lin Jia walked to the edge of the bed and sat down for a while, but after sitting down, the urge to urinate was stronger, so he had to walk around to relieve the sense of urgency, but he walked around, and accelerated the blood circulation, and he couldn't hold it back, so Lin Jia was like exercising, and he ran to the bed and sat down, and then walked to the window to take a deep breath, or walked briskly in the room.

When Lin Jia felt that if he didn't go out again, he would definitely relive the memories of peeing his pants back then, he stood up and pulled open the door and rushed to the toilet, his parents were startled by Lin Jia's sudden opening of the door, and before he could speak, Lin Jia disappeared into the toilet like a gust of wind.

Lin Jia's whole body relaxed when he took out his bird, "Oh~~~~~! Lin Jia felt that the second most beautiful thing in the world was boo, and the first wonderful thing was mmmmmm

Outside the toilet door, Dad's angry and funny voice came: "What a ghost! When the pee came, I don't know how to get up early and sprinkle!? ”

Listening to his father's tone, he didn't seem to be very angry, so Lin Jia came out of the toilet with a smile on his face, and said with a happy face: "I almost wet the bed!" ”

This made my mother laugh: "Mom is a ghost!" Such a big person, like a child! See when you grow big! Lin Jia smirked twice, ready to go into his room again while his parents were not paying attention, lest they remember that they would not return home.

It's a pity that he hasn't been able to successfully retreat, so my father put on a straight face and said, "You're not hungry!?" Sleep like a dead pig! Can't wake up! You starve you to death without eating for a day! Is it that fun out there? I can't even bear to come back!? You tell me honestly! What the hell have you been doing out there these days!? ”

Lin Jia stood at his door without making a sound, his father may have softened his heart when he saw Lin Jia's pitiful look, and said with a tiger face: "The rice is in the pot!" ”

Lin Jia rushed into the kitchen like an amnesty, took out the largest bowl, and filled a bowl full of rice from the rice cooker and brought it out.

But the big bowl in his eyes is not a big bowl in the eyes of others, it is called a basin! Lin Jia's special utensils for eating at home are a soup pot that is usually used to hold soup, a small bowl that can top ordinary people to eat four or five, and that pot of rice is estimated to be eaten by girls for 2 days.

When Dad saw the pot of rice brought out by Lin Jia, he muttered funny and angry: "A dead boy!" It's really 'half a child, eat a poor old man' three meals as one meal! There's still food left for you in the pot..."

Lin Jia was so hungry at this time, he didn't care about what to eat, poured a pot of tomato and egg soup on the table into his bowl, took a big spoon and stuffed it into his mouth like a duck, and swallowed it almost without chewing. Look at this hungry! ”

With "Bluff! Intimidate! The huge pot of rice was low within 2 minutes, and my father suddenly said at this time: "Why didn't you come back last night?" ”

"Uh~!?" Lin Jia was about to swallow the food in his mouth hard, his father's words scared him, and he accidentally choked in his throat and couldn't breathe, Lin Jia rolled his eyes while hammering his chest, while desperately stretching his neck, the miserable appearance of dying frightened his parents and parents, and hurriedly shouted: "Spit it out!" Spit it out! One called: "Drink water!" Drink water! ”

Lin Jia grabbed the teacup in front of his father with a dance, "Goo! "I swallowed a big mouthful of tea, and the tea that was splashed out of it because of too much force was spilled on the ground, but fortunately the tea was not too hot, or it was even worse.

When the ball of rice in the esophagus was washed down, Lin Jia breathed a long sigh of relief, he felt like he was reincarnated, and he almost choked to death.

Lin Jia was about to turn around and quarrel with his father, but his mother made the first move, and after hammering Lin Jia's father's fist, his eyes stood up and he said angrily: "You are eating!" What are you scaring him for!? "Dad was stupid, he didn't say anything for a long time when he opened his mouth, and he choked on eating by himself and blamed me?

Seeing that his father was depressed, Lin Jia laughed twice, saw that there were still a few mouthfuls of rice in the basin, stuffed them into his mouth in two bites, sent the basin into the kitchen, and said in a very relaxed and natural voice while washing his hands: "Didn't I tell the old man when I went out yesterday?" Xu Hongbin and Xu Fangfang and I went to the Internet café by the lake in the community to surf the Internet! ”

My father was taught a lesson by my mother, and he was very unhappy: "Go online? Can you surf the internet all night? ”

Lin Jia pretended to be angry and said, "It's cheaper at night!" It costs 1 yuan during the day, and only 3-4 yuan for an all-night night! ”

"Save money?" Dad snorted through one nostril, "Do you still know how to save money?" Save money you won't not play? I only know how to play all day long..."

It's okay not to say it, but Lin Jia got angry when he said it: "Don't play? Why don't you play me? Sleeping at home all day? Watching TV? I said I was going to go out to work and go to work in Guangzhou with my classmates! You won't let it! What do you want me to do? Your factory said that it would allow us to take up the post, but I have graduated for a year or two, and I still haven't even seen a ghost! If it weren't for the fact that the factory said that I could take the job, I would have gone to Guangzhou with my classmates! A year is waiting! Two years is waiting! Do I know how long it will take? I'm not looking for something to play with, I'm going crazy! I don't go out to fight and make trouble, and I don't go out to sneak around, so what's wrong with me going online? And what did I do that time, didn't I tell you there? Do you really want me to move a small stool to go downstairs all day long like my mother-in-law, watch them play sweaters, and say that seven families and eight families are short? ”

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[Trouble: To be honest, trouble is very difficult now, because some buddies say that there are always a lot of things in the book that are not related to the game, and they ask to reduce the plot outside the game and increase the plot in the game.

But trouble this book,From the beginning of writing,Trouble didn't plan to completely write about the things in the game "Legend",The original purpose of trouble is to write a story about an ordinary young person from contact with an online game,Meet a lot of friends,A lot of things happen,Slowly mature the story,It can be said that 50% of the content of this book is about describing what happens outside the game and something related to "Legend",But it's not the content of the game.。

Those stories may be heard by anyone who has played the legend, or has experienced it personally, not necessarily smooth sailing, the king is invincible, nor is it necessarily the sudden appearance of the king's overlordship, the surrender of the world's heroes, it may be just some bits and pieces of the year, the slightest memory, the feelings and righteousness between the brothers who met in the game, the betrayal and friendship between friends, and the feelings between ignorant boys and girls.

The composition of these things is my memories of the legend back then, if everyone is just to watch the content of online games, then I suggest you take this book off the shelves! I don't want to, and I can't bear to write this novel that really belongs to my memories like that, it doesn't matter if this book makes VIP or not, whether it makes money or not!

Trouble decided to write something out on your mind! Show it to my friends, to my brothers who I met in the saga, and to those who once had deep memories of "The Legend"!

The game "Legend" may not only leave us who are cross-century people with those of us who are not only good things, maybe a lot of other factors, causing this game to become a shit that has been scolded by tens of thousands of people, but you can't deny that often those who scolded the most were the buddies and sisters who liked this game the most!

Brothers who haven't played the game "Legend", I'm sorry, maybe the book I wrote, for people who haven't played Legend, there are a lot of things in it that you can't understand, and I haven't explained it clearly, please forgive me, because once you are too familiar with something, you won't realize that there is something that people who haven't been exposed to it don't understand, but I'll try to bring you a story that you may have missed in clearer words

Today, I was stimulated by a buddy who still persists in a code of millions but no one knows, and suddenly burst out with a passion for writing, and here, salute him! There is an advertisement for his book in the top post in the book review section! If you want to be curious, go and check it out!

Hats off to my legendary years!

Tribute to the book I once wrote for myself!

Hats off to my brothers: the eldest and the third, fourth, and fifth!

Hats off to all the brothers who read my book of "Legend of the Mage"!

Tribute to the millions of legendary gamers of the past!! 】

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