I came to the classroom on the class schedule early, the classroom was still empty, and Shui Wuxian found the most empty seat in the corner to sit down. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This position is a dead corner that can't be seen through the window, remembering that I was watched like a pet before, and the water is still scared now.

No one will be stunned first, and soon Shui Wuxian entered into contemplation, and his thoughts were all on the half-broken fire spirit sword.

When Shui Wuxian came back to his senses from the delusion, there were already three formally dressed people, two men and one woman, sitting in front of the podium. On the podium, a girl dressed as a student was talking, and her trembling voice showed that she was in a state of extreme tension.

Suddenly, the girl on the podium screamed and pointed at the water without a trace, as if she had seen a ghost. Shui Wuxian is undoubtedly a beautiful man in reality, why is this girl's performance as frightened as the mythical NPC who sees the flame purple?

The three people under the podium turned their heads and were surprised to see that the water was traceless. The middle is the head of the economics and management department who spoke on the first day of school, and the one on the right is Mr. Chen, the head teacher of Shui Wuji!

"Water Without a Trace, why are you here?" Teacher Chen habitually pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose and looked at the water without a trace in surprise.

"Class, doesn't the class schedule say that it will be here?"

"The classes on the class schedule start after the National Day, I didn't tell you?"

"Nope."

Shui Wuxian held his forehead, and after becoming a student of Teacher Chen, he had to think about the three major questions of human beings every day: What am I doing here? Who am I? Where am I going?

"By the way, I forgot to say that day. I went to the playground in the afternoon and talked to you! Shui Wuxi, you disrespect the teacher too much, you don't listen to what the teacher says! Teacher Chen said with some annoyance.

"Teacher, I wasn't there that afternoon, I went to the physical education department for a meeting." Shui Wuxian said helplessly, "Did you forget to say anything that day?" Hurry up and talk to me now! ”

"Yes, the teacher remembered! You're starting military training today, in the playground, hurry up! Teacher Chen's voice suddenly rose an octave, startling the people next to him.

Shui Wuxian wondered in his heart, I said Mr. Chen, the head of the department is not too young, he is about to retire, don't be shocked and frighten him, the old man, it's not good to have three long and two short things to die in the line of duty!

"Today's military training, teacher, you only told me today, you are ruthless!" Shui Wuxian is aggrieved, military training is not a joke, when encountering a fierce instructor, a person like Shui Wuxian who is late for half a day will definitely be severely punished! Besides, there is only one male in the entire department, Shui Wuji, and Shui Wuxian can imagine how the instructor will "love" him.

"Don't talk nonsense, we're still doing the make-up exam for the graduation defense."

The defense make-up exam shows that the people who are now defending are all poor people who have not been before, and now this is the most pitiful, and he may forget about the second half of the trouble.

Shui Wuxian walked out of the door and sent an encouraging look to the senior sister on the podium, and he didn't know if she had received it, so he turned his head and sprinted to the playground 100 meters.

The huge campus is now divided by multiple green squares, and you have to be careful not to get in the way of certain green squares wherever you go. These green squares are naturally a team of freshman classes, which are being tormented by "standing up and taking a break" all over the campus. It took some time for Shui Wuxian to find the location of his class, and the Department of Economics and Management has always been more girly, and the location that was arranged was also the best, in an open space on the first floor of the shady teaching building. As soon as Shui Wuxian arrived, the instructor had a stinky face, and the instructor in their class was very short, only one meter and in his early sixties. His face stinks even more when Shui Wuji approaches, because the instructor has to tilt his head to look at Shui Wuji.

"Very good, a little green in the red bushes, and privileges, right?"

The instructor suddenly laughed angrily and showed his yellow, orange and orange teeth, and when he looked at those teeth, he knew that he had been smoked by alcohol and smoke.

"Sleep until you wake up naturally? Where's your military training uniform? ”

Shui Wuxian couldn't cry or laugh, instructor, I still want to ask you about my military training uniform! Teacher Chen, didn't he even forget my military training uniform?

"Your military training uniform is with me, Mr. Shui!" A girl shouted, then ran out of the queue and picked up a set of neat stacks of green clothes on the ground next to her and gave them to Shui Wuxi, "I've washed it, you can wear it directly!" ”

"Yo, the squad leader is abusing his privileges!" "Squad leader, you are suspected of stealing!" "Did the squad leader sleep with his clothes in his arms last night?" The girls made a joke, and the girl blushed and handed her clothes to Shui Wuxian and ran back to the team, bowing her head and never lifting it again.

The girl's laughter did not stop, but tended to get bigger and bigger, and the instructor couldn't help but shout "Quiet!" ”

"Then there is a woman, no wonder you are so dragged, take a slow walk over for military training! It seems that I want you to know what discipline is! The instructor couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the collar of the water without a trace and pushed it to the ground.

Shui Wuxian didn't understand what the instructor wanted to do for a while, and the instructor threw Shui Wuxian vigorously and stood motionless. The instructor's face turned the color of pig liver, and once again exerted his strength to eat, and after realizing it, Shui Wuxian finally understood his purpose, and fell to the ground, shouting in his mouth: "Ouch, it hurts, I fell to death......"

"A hundred push-ups, ready, up!"

A hundred? How can ordinary students afford it? Obviously, the instructor was angry and wanted to vent on Shui Wuji, and Shui Wuxian felt greatly wronged! Because of Mr. Chen's loss, he was deducted as "late, lazy, and undisciplined" and other notoriety! Forget it, just do it, just do it and pretend that your stomach hurts if you do ten, Shui Wuxian thought about it and leaned on the ground and began to do push-ups.

Before he could make one, a strong force came that Shui Wuxian was pressed to the ground, and when he looked back, he saw the instructor sitting on Shui Wuji's back with a relieved expression.

"Instructor, you're playing too much, aren't you?" Shui Wuxian said with a frown.

"I'm just going to play you to death!" The instructor poked his head over and showed his big yellow teeth and whispered in Shui Wuji's ear, the smell of smoke in his mouth almost stunted Shui Wuji.

Shui Wuxian simply lay on the ground and didn't move, carrying this bastard to do push-ups normal people can't do it, now Shui Wuxian has to pretend to be a normal person, and it is more realistic to lie on his stomach and not get up. Besides, let Shui Wuxian carry this bastard to do push-ups, no way!

"Under the knife, under the forehead, keep people under the fart!"

It felt like Minister Qiao, who had not been seen for a long time, was still in the distance, and the voice had already arrived. What kind of fart keeps people? I've watched too many TV series!

Minister Qiao came over and pulled up the instructor and handed the instructor a note, the instructor waved his hand with a gloomy face after reading it, and Minister Qiao pulled Shui Wuxian up and took it away.

"What's it, Divine Decree?" Shui Wuxian said in surprise.

"The fake slip signed by Principal Huang, you don't need military training." Minister Qiao looked proud, and the more he looked at it, the more he looked like a fox and a fake tiger, and he was full of hooliganism.

However, Shui Wuxian likes Minister Qiao's dissolute and uninhibited character, and most of the friends of the same age who have met in the past have a smirk on their faces, and it is too hypocritical to pretend to be polite. Minister Qiao's straightforward personality is just a traceless appetite. Shui Wuxian seemed to treat Minister Qiao as a good brother by accident, wondering if he would be rude to her?

"Why?"

"Because of the training camp. There are too few people who know volleyball, so we apply for a training camp. ”

Minister Qiao ran a few classes with Shui Wuxian and brought all the people selected to participate in the training camp back to the gymnasium.

Dongfang University's favorite thing to make Shui Wuxian is to build many gymnasiums, including a special basketball gymnasium, a special badminton gymnasium, and a dedicated volleyball gymnasium. But there is no football stadium, and the heat under the sun makes Fox Fei's bastard very good.

The volleyball gymnasium is relatively small, and I heard that the former shuttlecock gymnasium was converted into a volleyball gymnasium. There are three volleyball courts painted on the flat ground inside, and no one is using them now. The fastest volleyball game is next month's Freshman Cup, and before that there were no volleyball teams in each department, so it is likely that talents will be selected from this competition to build volleyball teams and even varsity teams in each department. Maybe these people are good seedlings of the future department team or school team, and they must be trained and selected! On this ground, Minister Qiao deceived the training fake note,

The only people in the volleyball hall are freshmen in the Department of Economics and Management, and the volleyball team needs a total of twelve people.

"It's hot outside, so it's nice to chill out here."

Shui Wuxian has always been unhurried, and when he came to the edge of the volleyball court, he immediately lay down and waited for Minister Qiao to speak. Even the floor is cold, so it's really comfortable.

"Be quiet." Minister Liu hurriedly kicked at Shui Wuxian, "I secretly climbed into the management room to turn on the air conditioner, and you will be responsible for turning it on after you learn from me in a while." ”

"Me? All right. "The water looked around without a trace, dozens of pairs of eyes looked at themselves, all of them were girls, they were covered in stinky sweat without turning on the air conditioner, and the indoor air circulation was not large and stuffy, and the sweat was difficult to volatilize, they might not be able to stand it. Besides, it's impossible for a girl to do this kind of stealing thing.

Minister Liu is also classified as a male creature by Shui Wuxi, and she actually thinks it is quite appropriate for Shui Wuxian to do this.

"Now that we're all here, I'll talk about our plans now. Since the volleyball cup in the Freshman United Cup is not limited to men and women, other departments must be dominated by male students. Due to the special situation in our department, female students must be the main force. Minister Qiao said and glanced at Shui Wuji, "I'm afraid our only boy is only an embroidered pillow, so it's a great disadvantage." This time, the Physical Education Department of our department specially applied to the principal for emergency training, and the students who were selected to participate in the volleyball cup can be exempted from military training, but the time is all used for training. A total of 13 students were selected this time, and the final quota was 12, and the remaining one was used as a reserve to train with the team. This training camp is led by Minister Liu and me, do you have any objections? ”

"Nope!" The students did not hesitate to respond.

There is no need to train under the sun here, and the air conditioner blows, so you can know which one to choose with your knees.

"I have a problem!" Shui Wuxian said loudly, all eyes immediately focused on him again, and many people took the opportunity to look up and down, full of obscene uncles.

"You still dare to ask questions? The disadvantage now is because of you! Minister Qiao said angrily.

"I didn't mean that, my question is, Minister Joe, are you not going to compete? I've heard you've learned volleyball before. ”

"Yes, I learned volleyball." Minister Qiao continued to reply angrily.

Huang Xuan ran out of nowhere and looked at Shui Wuxian with that contemptuous look, shook his head and said, "Minister Qiao, I'm sorry, Shui Wuxian is notoriously stupid, don't blame him." ”

"How stupid am I?"

"Fool, we're in the 'Freshman United Cup'! Oh, I forgot you have a problem with your ears too. ”

Freshman United Cup! Shui Wuxian forgot for a moment, of course Minister Qiao can't participate in the junior year.

Shui Wuxian smiled and changed the topic: "What, forget and forget to be sorry." Huang Xuan, why are you here? No wonder I didn't see you in the military training just now. ”

"I'm the captain of the Freshman United Cup volleyball team, do you think I should be here?" Huang Xuan smiled proudly, "I advise you to listen to me obediently, otherwise you will be kicked out of the twelve-person list, and you won't even think about getting any credits!" ”

This remark made Shui Wuxian blind, and he almost cried when he thought about what happened recently.

I built a guild and went out to be happy in less than half an hour and was chased and killed, and the fire spirit sword was cut off, and the other half was not found! Then I went to repair and was cheated of money, got off the game to go to class and was pit by the head teacher, went to military training and was punished by the instructor, and finally thought it was a good thing to come to the training camp, but the captain was Huang Xuan! There is always a trough in luck, but you can't keep falling and you can't see the bottom!