Under the sun at noon, the two fat men were spitting on the side of the road and chatting vigorously, not caring about the exposure of the sun at all. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Quasi-cut said, it's not that the two are chatting, but a fat man with a red face, a bright head, wearing a yellow monk's robe, and a fake monk at first glance, is trying to fool a little fat man with a pale face and big glasses, and at first glance it is a standard otaku.

I saw that the fake monk said to Xiao Pang seriously: "I said little brother, did you worship Wenqu Xing during the college entrance examination?" ”

Chubby shook his head blankly. "So you can't get into a good university, you can't find a good job!" The false monk rightly said. The little fat man sighed secretly: It has been several years since he graduated from Pheasant University, and he can only find a job with a household registration, and he is embarrassed to go back to his hometown, so he can only drift in other places.

The fake monk over there said: "Do you usually buy lottery tickets and worship the God of Wealth?" Seeing that you haven't worshiped like this, and you still want to win the lottery if you don't worship the God of Wealth, it's just a fool's dream. ”

The little fat man frowned: The lottery can make him miserable, just worked and bought all the lottery tickets with a few months' salary, but the bamboo basket was empty, and he lost thousands in vain, is it really because he didn't worship God?

The fake monk saw that the little fat man's brows were wrinkled, and he was secretly happy in his heart, and hurriedly said: "You must not have worshiped the old man when you had a girlfriend, it's not that I underestimate you, with your conditions, I want the girl to blindly fall in love with you desperately, and if you don't worship God, you can't look at it." Blindness, you know? It means to be blind. ”

This sentence can poke at the weakness of the little fat man, someone has also introduced him to a few girlfriends, but unfortunately none of them fancy him, he also knows that the main reason is that he has neither wealth nor talent, and his appearance is average, but young people, there are always some fantasies, today I heard the fake monk say this, I can't help but feel that the sling silk counterattack goddess in this world, the short and poor soaked in the white rich beauty, maybe it is really after burning incense and worshiping God, the gods blindfolded the eyes of the beauties, and became blind.

"But are there really immortals in this world? I always feel unreliable! After listening to the fake monk for a long time, the little fat man was also a little blindsided, but years of education still made him question.

"There's a door!" The fake monk is secretly happy, and he usually asks this question, which means that this person already has the idea of trying his luck, as long as he makes a little more effort, the money will be in hand.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly took out three sticks of incense from the big cloth bag hanging on his chest, which were about the same thickness and length as the noodles, if there was an old man and old lady next to him, he would recognize it at a glance, this is a pack of sandalwood on the stall, which can also be used to remove odors.

The fake monk took great pains to hold up the three sticks of incense in front of the little fat man, and said solemnly: "Donor, the thing in the hands of the poor monk is the thousand-year-old sandalwood that has been preserved in this temple for many years. Today, the poor monk and the donor have a fateful meeting, so they give this thing to the donor. ”

When the little fat man heard the gift, his eyes lit up, and he was busy: "Gift? Don't want money? ”

The fake monk secretly scolded a fan of wealth, and said: "The donor listens to me, this thing can't be bought with money, and the temple only gives three gifts to the destined person every year, and this year's good luck falls on the donor's head, however, the donor still wants to add some sesame oil money to the temple, not much, only three hundred." ”

"So expensive!" The little fat man screamed, the copycat machine he used was not so expensive, and the little fat man who was a little sober said suspiciously: "You said a thousand years, I also said the year before last, besides, I have grown so big, and I haven't had good luck yet!" Ten bucks is okay? ”

"Ten pieces!" This time it was the turn of the fake monk to scream, but he was a professional after all, I saw him frowning, clenching his teeth, as if he was in extreme pain, and took out a talisman from the cloth bag and handed it to the little fat man: "Well, who let you be destined to be a person, I will give you a treasure of the temple of the temple, it is said that this is the Buddha opened the light, but the donor needs three hundred sesame oil money for many days." ”

Originally, the little fat man was reluctant to hear that he would have to spend more money, but when he took the talisman and looked at it carefully, he felt that the material of this thing was not ordinary, at least he didn't know, the little fat man thought: "Even if it's a fake, it won't use such a special material, maybe it's really an antique, maybe it's not working, and if you sell it, you can't lose it." Although he thought so in his heart, he said: "You always say that you give it away, why do you add 300 every time, I will add 300, and if you don't give it, forget it!" ”

The fake monk was happy in his heart, but he still pretended to groan for a while, and then nodded and said: "The poor monk is purely a fate, three hundred is three hundred." The little fat man took out three hundred yuan, took the incense in the hand of the fake monk, and carefully checked the talisman.

The fake monk took the money, took the opportunity to trot, got into a small alley, saw that there was no one left and right, and then laughed wildly: "Hahaha, little donor, you are really a pig, usually these things can be sold for fifty to burn high incense, but unfortunately the last talisman is also used up, and I will make a few more tonight, and I can't drink." The fake monk was talking to himself, while touching the cloth bag, but unfortunately he didn't touch anything, and then he was dumbfounded: "Could it be that I made one less last time, and this time I sold the real one?" There is no sample, how do I do it, although I have done it countless times, but unfortunately I always forget it when I finish it. ”

This talisman is stolen by this fake monk from an ancient temple in his hometown, because of this, he has changed from a thief to a liar, and it has been smooth sailing in recent years, pretending to be a monk to make a lot of money, I didn't expect to sell the talisman today, and he didn't dare to look back to find the little fat man to come back, I'm afraid that at this time, even if it's really a pig, it should come back to his senses. In the future, I can only go to the stall to buy some amulets, but this stall is a lot different from what I made, maybe the amulet is really a treasure. However, the mission as the first dragon has ended, and we won't mention the matter of the fake monk.

The little fat man put away the talisman beautifully, he felt that he was really lucky this time, and not ran into a liar. The little fat man's real name is Si Dabao, but he has been called a dead big treasure since he was a child, of course, some people call him a big boss, but he is not a boss himself, so he is abused by his colleagues all day long, and he is called a boss. It can be said that Si Dabao's life is a mess, he is abused when he works during the day, and he is also abused when he plays games at night, so he can only play some old stand-alone games. Among them, Dabao's favorite is Diablo's game, and there is only one reason, that is, to play this game, in addition to the spike is the spike, what a cool word!

This time he got three incense sticks, and Dabao's first thought was whether he could travel through the dark world, after all, what could he do, it was better to go to a place with a system.

Dabao quickly ran back to the rental house, packed a set of clothes, two bottles of mineral water, a bag of bread, and a few apples, all of which were packed into a large backpack, and walked to a small park near the community.

In the past, when Dabao bought lottery tickets, he was also in high spirits before each lottery, and he was disheartened after the lottery, so this time he didn't have high expectations for the real crossing, so he did a jackpot, neither carefully prepared, nor did he say hello to his parents, Dabao felt, if he told his parents about it, the probability of entering a mental hospital was greater than the probability of crossing.

There was no one in the small park at noon, Dabao looked around like a thief, and walked to the back of the small corridor, which was crawling with a vine plant that I didn't know what to name, plus a slip of holly next to it, which surrounded the place very tightly, and people who didn't have a heart basically couldn't see what the people were doing inside.

Dabao carefully took out the three incense sticks, took out a lighter to light the incense, learned to burn incense and worship the Buddha on TV, bowed down, held the incense high, and recited the words in his mouth: "The dark god is above, the little brother Si Dabao will give you incense today, please bless me to cross to your territory, and then the best equipment is obtained by me every day, the three demon gods of hell are abused by me every day, and the beauty is soaked by me every day, for the time being, there are just a few simple requests, Amitabha, please, please!" After speaking, Dabao took out a loaf of bread, used it as an incense burner, and inserted the incense into it, and the kid did not forget to kneel down and kowtow a few times. After doing all this, Dabao felt that something seemed to be wrong just now, but now he can't take care of it, just waiting for the lottery, uh, waiting for the incense to burn.

At this moment, Dabao suddenly heard a snoring sound behind him, he looked back, only to see a big dog, staring at the red eyes, looking at Dabao's fragrant bread, the feeling was hungry, attracted by the fragrance of bread.

Dabao saw that the dog had a tendency to bite bread, and he was also anxious, and the incense had not been burned yet! Dabao hurriedly took the bread in his hand, and did not forget to scare the big dog in his mouth: "Don't come here, or I'll beat you!" ”

But the dog is not only not afraid, but also a little impatient, Dabao is busy and kind words to persuade: "Good dog, when the incense is burned, there will be bread." Dabao had the heart to take one from his backpack, but he didn't dare to act rashly, and then the big dog couldn't help it and pounced directly on the bread in Dabao's hand. Dabao dodged, but unfortunately the good place he chose was a dead end, and he couldn't completely dodge, and the dog didn't bite the bread, but he bit Dabao's arm. Dabao only felt a heart-piercing pain in his arm, and there was a ruthlessness in his heart, and a punch hit the dog's nose hard, the dog opened its mouth, Dabao took the opportunity to pick up the densely grown rattan, and wrapped it around the dog, the dog hurriedly retreated, and accidentally arched his butt into the rattan pile, and the more he struggled, the tighter he became, and finally he couldn't move.

Dabao breathed a sigh of relief, and also leaned on the rattan, looking at the bloody arm, he didn't care about burning incense just now, and scolded: "What kind of shit dark god, buddy burns incense for you, you make a mad dog to bite me, it's really revenge!" Suddenly, Dabao thought, this dark god can't be a big pineapple, just now burning incense seems to say that he is going to abuse him every day, is it really a manifestation?

At this time, a dark cloud quietly drifted over, covering the sun, and suddenly a lightning bolt slashed at the incense in Dabao's hand, Dabao didn't react to anything, only felt a numb body, and lost consciousness, but when he was unconscious, he faintly heard a voice: "Damn boy, wait until I get to my territory, see who abuses whom!" ”